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Sep 17, 2009 7:41 PM

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Beef_Whistle said:
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NEVER-BEND-HER said:
actualy the stomach acid makes you dick tingle and its a good feeling puls it makes your dick really shiny and clean you see.


Billy Maze proved that too much of a cleaning product can kill. But that does sound awfully arousing. We'll have to have a monitor in her mouth that checks the penis every so often to make sure it's healthy.
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well you hands are going to be on her head deep throting her a taping head sysyem makes sense.

1. tap to tun on the gag reflex
2 taps to turn is off

reall simple really


Tap on Tap off

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No because when you are grabbing her head as you are about to cum it could be considered a tap and she'd throw up on your penis.


no thats silly because the tap systme wouldnt mistake a tap for pulling her head so she swallows th cum and also the gag will clean your cock clean >_>
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NEVER-BEND-HER said:
basically it does cooking all the time so theres lways lots of food and voice activation of food you want at anytime.
That would be the most viable option. But I'd like to see a meal calendar implemented. That way I can have a preset daily meal allotment and not have to waste precious television time issuing orders. We might also need to upgrade the woman to be able to cook and blow at the same time. They would cook with their feet of course.
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NEVER-BEND-HER said:
no thats silly because the tap systme wouldnt mistake a tap for pulling her head so she swallows th cum and also the gag will clean your cock clean >_>


We'll have to be thorough when building the tap system then... to make sure it doesn't interfere with personal force excreted on the rear of the subjects head. I still like the smack system.
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Sonofjohn said:
NEVER-BEND-HER said:
no thats silly because the tap systme wouldnt mistake a tap for pulling her head so she swallows th cum and also the gag will clean your cock clean >_>


We'll have to be thorough when building the tap system then... to make sure it doesn't interfere with personal force excreted on the rear of the subjects head. I still like the smack system.


i suppose make it customisable. but basically when your grabbing your not tapping there diffent sensations that would be picked up by a vibration sensro that distinguises between the two

also with the meal calander thats just a programable interface that customisable and you issue comand if just so you canask for any meal at any point and she will do it.

also lets not forget that whilst cooking and blowing at the same time might sound fun there might be acidents so its not safe and safty first or we wont get this line out in time for chritmas.
Sep 17, 2009 8:02 PM

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KyuuA4 said:
What is the Perfect Person?


A person who is perceived as flawless through a shallow perspective.

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NEVER-BEND-HER said:
i suppose make it customisable. but basically when your grabbing your not tapping there diffent sensations that would be picked up by a vibration sensro that distinguises between the two

also with the meal calander thats just a programable interface that customisable and you issue comand if just so you canask for any meal at any point and she will do it.

also lets not forget that whilst cooking and blowing at the same time might sound fun there might be acidents so its not safe and safty first or we wont get this line out in time for chritmas.


You're right. We must meet our goal of shipping 50 million units before Christmas. Therefore we must begin gathering subjects. As cloning them is illegal, we must scrape the women off of the streets and proceed to modify/uneducate them.
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Primus said:
A person that is perceived as flawless through a shallow perspective.



fagit
Sep 17, 2009 8:11 PM

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KyuuA4 said:
What is the Perfect Person?


Someone with a well paying job, a loving family that lives in a nice neighborhood, doesn't get into trouble with the law. Essentially an average person, not quite perfect but close imo.


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If you want some fun, describe the perfect woman, while you're at it.


Her, idc what anyone says, you can't get any better than that. <3
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Someone with a well paying job, a loving family that lives in a nice neighborhood, doesn't get into trouble with the law. Essentially an average person, not quite perfect but close imo.


What the hell is this fagotry?
Sep 17, 2009 8:15 PM

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Sonofjohn said:

fagit


That's cute
Sep 17, 2009 8:16 PM

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Sonofjohn said:
What the hell is this fagotry?


So cute you just wanna cuddle with him.
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FlyingTanooki said:
KyuuA4 said:
If you want some fun, describe the perfect woman, while you're at it.


Her, idc what anyone says, you can't get any better than that. <3


She's MINE. I saw her first. Find yourself another woman. :P XD

Yet, even she carries a few flaws -- among them the potential to be jealous and/or self-conscious -- AND -- getting drunk.
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Sep 17, 2009 8:20 PM

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Mary Sue fits that bill, for the most part. She's a little annoying, perhaps, but there's nothing that can't be solved with a little duct tape and Nyquill.
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There is no such concept as a perfect person. There will always be some downsides with everyone. Some may seem perfect but the thing is they hide their bad qualities quite well.
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Watch your actions; they become habits.
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Sep 17, 2009 8:21 PM

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Malapharos said:
She's a little annoying, perhaps, but there's nothing that can't be solved with a little duct tape and Nyquill.


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Sep 17, 2009 8:49 PM

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I think it should be better to describe your ideal person because perfection is something who cannot be defined and it's meaning change with people.
Sep 17, 2009 11:35 PM

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Yanderes.
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JESUS!

Oh wait.

Maybe I should describe someone who actually existed
Sep 18, 2009 3:50 AM

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The perfect person (in math terms): Does not exist. (DNE)

Oh wait... it's already answered in post #2. Topic would be better if it was: the "ideal" person. Oh well.
Sep 18, 2009 3:55 AM

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2-D.

What?
Sep 18, 2009 3:56 AM

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Can't, cuz there's no such thing. Plus, people's idea of perfection vary.
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Intelligent, Understanding, Gentle, Emphatic, Emotional, Funny
Thats about as close to perfection as a human can get in my eyes.
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Kanzaki Urumi, obviously.

Anyone who says otherwise isn't I, and you wouldn't want to not be me would you? I sure as hell don't see why I wouldn't want to be I. Unless you are by some metaphysics-defying twist are Urumi, then I'd get it.
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Sep 18, 2009 8:08 AM

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Kaisereddie said:
Kanzaki Urumi, obviously.

Anyone who says otherwise isn't I, and you wouldn't want to not be me would you? I sure as hell don't see why I wouldn't want to be I. Unless you are by some metaphysics-defying twist are Urumi, then I'd get it.



you are I, I am urumi.
Sep 18, 2009 8:26 AM

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Who would wanna tap this?



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Lee Hyori is definitely my definition of a perfect woman.
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Something like Mitsuru from Persona3 would be my ideal woman at least. An ice-queen like beauty with a splendid brain. Add in some cynicism, nihilistic glee and black humour as well and that would be a top score from me.
Sep 18, 2009 3:18 PM

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One can only be perfect once one is dead.
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Perfect person = someone who has seen every anime title and rated each and everyone of them 10.
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Sep 18, 2009 4:10 PM

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Nitre said:
One can only be perfect once one is dead.
More like more imperfect with its rotten flesh. But whatever floats your lovely boat.
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Tachii said:
Nitre said:
One can only be perfect once one is dead.
More like more imperfect with its rotten flesh. But whatever floats your lovely boat.


I think he's talking metaphically with all the death of conscienousness and therefor noe bing able to expericen imperfection there by reaching perfection.

but wat eva
Sep 18, 2009 4:25 PM

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So not existing = perfect? I guess it works, since perfection = does not exist. Meh. I forgot how all those mathematics theorems work, really.
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Tachii said:
So not existing = perfect? I guess it works, since perfection = does not exist. Meh. I forgot how all those mathematics theorems work, really.

Not like that, anyway!

Anyway, that brings us to perfection being fictional, which again brings us to... Urumi.
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Tachii said:
So not existing = perfect? I guess it works, since perfection = does not exist. Meh. I forgot how all those mathematics theorems work, really.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perfection

Perfection looks oh so delicious. Too bad, none of us fit that quality.

Kaisereddie said:
Anyway, that brings us to perfection being fictional, which again brings us to... Urumi.


Who the heck is this Urumi? I'm hungry.
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Tachii said:
So not existing = perfect? I guess it works, since perfection = does not exist. Meh. I forgot how all those mathematics theorems work, really.


it's not really complicated. its work on the basis of duality. Basicaly since this world is imperfect therefor the other state is perfection. basically. most of what we experience as imperfection is a conscous minds idea. i guess when thats gone theres no ability to experience the imperfection so thats perfect since its the lack of imperfection which drives our life. once perfection is achived there wont be need to do anything ever again ever.

actualy this whole concept scares me i hate the idea of having nothing to do or not being able to do anything.

i guess thats why people create imperfection so in a way the world not being perfect makes it perfect.
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16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition.
perfect female
B.J Penn
perfect male

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This thread has taken a turn towards fagitry

What happened to the discussion about slave women and their dick sucking abilities?
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Sonofjohn said:
What happened to the discussion about slave women and their dick sucking abilities?
This still continues in here, just less obvious.
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Tachii said:
This still continues in here, just less obvious.
My committee powers are needed in multiple threads. How will I keep up?
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Sonofjohn said:
Tachii said:
This still continues in here, just less obvious.
My committee powers are needed in multiple threads. How will I keep up?


the miracle of cloning would like to have a word with you.
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Lukasdesu said:
16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition.
perfect female
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Upbeat emo?
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NEVER-BEND-HER said:


i guess thats why people create imperfection so in a way the world not being perfect makes it perfect.


Too true. I don't care much for perfection, imperfection is what makes things interesting.
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Drunk_Samurai said:
Lukasdesu said:
16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition.
perfect female
B.J Penn
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Upbeat emo?

An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD
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KyuuA4 said:
Drunk_Samurai said:
Lukasdesu said:
16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition.
perfect female
B.J Penn
perfect male


Upbeat emo?

An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD


I don't think an oxymoron can be perfect. :P
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Drunk_Samurai said:
KyuuA4 said:
Drunk_Samurai said:
Lukasdesu said:
16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition.
perfect female
B.J Penn
perfect male


Upbeat emo?

An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD


I don't think an oxymoron can be perfect. :P


LOL. Nope. Not at all. XD
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