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Oct 2, 2016 8:50 PM
#751
Darekmhn1 said: 1. 10/10 IGNLord_Sithis said: I have 0 urges right now. Why doesn't someone target me? Target me. You get an achievement if you defeat me. It's called "Kill Me Now!". If you're too lazy to check my fetish chart, just send yuri. I appreciate it :) !!!Yuri Delivery!!! https://nhentai.net/g/157409/ https://nhentai.net/g/156916/ https://nhentai.net/g/155151/ https://nhentai.net/g/84507/ https://nhentai.net/g/80641/ http://doujins.com/rpd18fta http://doujins.com/eufawbav http://doujins.com/3pendetk Want more? There is a previous post in which I've left an entire series of yuru yuri doujinshis, pure gold, must read Even more? http://hentaihaven.org/series/shoujo-sect-innocent-lovers/?sort=title Personally I have only seen ep.1 and I haven't finished it yet but I will soon 2. It's good. 3. Fate/loli great animu. Fate/loli better doujin. 4. Great stuff we have here... 5. Wow! Pretty good! 6. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /10 7. Wtf?!?! 8. Good. Already watched Shoujo Sect, top quality shit. I survived without getting urges. I'm already confirmed to survive one month, but maybe I'll decide to survive two. Who knows? Thanks for sharing. |
removed-userOct 2, 2016 8:56 PM
Oct 2, 2016 8:55 PM
#752
@NinjaTuna6 Sorry, I'll check your stuff tomorrow. I have school and I should be sleeping right now :( |
Oct 2, 2016 9:20 PM
#753
Got too 'personal' while browsing pixiv and decide to go full measure (I wasn't going to be comfortable with a loss by edging.) |
Oct 3, 2016 1:19 AM
#754
NinjaTuna6 said: @Lord_Sithis How i plan to get to the end? Like end of the contest? Just hold and resist bb, thats my plan. hahaha, im planning to see and read those hentai you guys posted as fast as possible, so i won't get tempted, but on the other hand @Lord_Sithis is asking for more, he must be some kind of Machoist, lol imma post something for you if i find anything good @Lord_Sithis |
Oct 3, 2016 2:36 AM
#755
The first I've already read, it's a pretty good read. The second was pretty hot as well. The third would've been better if it was in English, since the art was decent. Th fourth was also good as well, although I'm not that big of a fan of train settings. |
Oct 3, 2016 2:37 AM
#756
Loli_Overflow said: @You That doesn't count as legitimate 'guro' material. Afraid you'll have to try again. Anyway, congratulations to... @Lord_Sithis @NinjaTuna6 @Fried_Potato @bigboy420 @diamantico21 @no_good_name @LPGeneratorx @FreshPrinceofMAL @TheRealMC @AgentCucky @Kuri_TT0 @Codename_ZQ @Tiramisu @Iorisu @LackOfAfro @_platonic_ @Kasey @AssassinWolfXE @LogSwapper @Liar @Starchaser187 @Deshi25 @Nyny44 @DerTwist @Zum @TheDeadApostle @UnpopularAnime @AntwanMantilla @HalibelTheEspada @Wings @Karaissi for somehow surviving an entire week. The competition is only going to get more difficult from here, as we go into the second week.. wow I'm being congratulated for not touching myself like a monkey for one week. I never thought this would happen I wanna thank @Mr_Perv_ for always being there. @Wings cus you need them to get to other places when walking doesn't cut it. @loli_overflow, your my boy. and your loli's are the best. even though they're always on their first period. all the losers of this competition cus well without you there'd be no one to thank. @ThedeadApostle cus he's still believes even though he's dead. why do you think he's still holding out. @no_good_name cus I don't know if it is but I'm your name is good to us here on mal. I don't know why you call yourself that but I'm sure your name is good to somebody. @FreshPrinceofMal cus you are the old spice jingle to my sense of stardom. @Bigboy420 cuz how can we forget everyones favorite show when we didn't even know what pot was. @bigboy420 keep them dabs on down low and the blunts up in the air. Love you boy you remind me that somewhere someone feels high. and that's a good feeling. @Lord_Sithis I don't know what land you own or if your a good one but I assure you this your the lord of your own domain. and that makes you a winner in my book. @Iorisu You are incredible for lasting this entire week without cheating and using the shower or your game controller to sneak while playing 2 players with yourself. I don't know if you're an avid fighting game player but if you are, you know what I'm talking about. 8+combos don't count for nothing unless you lose the game, this game. cuz you were making it too easy to play. @Lackofafro I don't know if you are lacking an afro but I know your not lacking afrodisiacs. cus we gottem right here on this thread all over the place. but seriouisly do you have an afro.. down there. Oh I guess not well thats beautiful. Just don't go too bald, it might look like something illegal. @Liar. Liar Liar I know that your pants are on fire but you have held out this long there for your not a liar to yourself just to the rest of us about following any of the rules to this very long competition but thats okay liar you still have close to 4 months to redeem your name by surprising us that you were lying about not being able to win this competition lying all along to show us that you lie about anything even not following the rules when in fact thats the lie. your great liar. and i'm sure you'll win this competition whether you lied or not. @Unpopularanime. wow. what can I say about this person. they look where the rest of us do not and enjoys what passes over our head and under our radar. People like one peice, madoka magica. even clannad but he probably watches those shows and knows the better version of that show. and countless more cus everyone knows that unpopular anime is usually not the culminations of past time plotdevices. they can't be. no one's watching, and therefor theres no idiots to fan service. I, I was a fool for fan service until I saw that, wait this isn't good anime. its the cheapest version of whats been done before way better and my first time was with a cheap whore instead of a genuine original, the first. and If you won't find it in unpopular anime well shoot my computer in the face cuz I have lost faith in another art form. @zum you are, I'm sure of this. The feeling when watching space alien ecchi harem. arn't you. well you keep your feelings to yourself cus that makes me cum. and thats not fair you off planet interspecies molester. Its not the first time. and well some of us just want to have a good night sleep and not wake up feeling like sexy visitors have left us homesick and eating ice cream crying at the tv. "I want to go to disney world" Molestation is a big problem and surprisingly even us anime fans who watch loli's there's zum watching us. lets stop watching loli'so zum will change his name due to the lost of interest of off planet pedophiles who will no longer take interest in us anymore. they like molesting pedophiles and they're way older and it turns them on to watch us get turned on to kids or loli's so lets stop!:[ weird.?.. isn't it. uh they don't like kids. they say they're too young its like fucking babies and only sickos are into that. I agree. they have the same social stigmas about molesting us. and its shameful but they use the same argument. pedophilia is apparently a two way street which is pretty gross. they think its hot that we think its hot and some of us, not me. think its hot and therefore were all locked into a pedophile chain of command that is completely voluntary. By their standards I can only speculate that they know what they are talking about loli's and kids are like fucking babies cus kids are not into pedophilia so it is sick and them liking us is i don't know. sick. cuz I don't like being looked at like a 5 year old being molested by an older, more advanced species who wants me like a beauty pagent contestant from the perspective of an old dude who will do to me what some do to children when they sleep. yes its very sick. thank you zum. for making it this far and keep being our representative for the the off planet nebuZite Zal yea lots of pedophiles there. uhm but not here right folks. So uhm @Karaissi. I know that when the dolphins come to protest about the slanderous, unfounded, accusations about their involvement in the sexual charges against Kawiijhi the dolphin elder towards the many chimpanzes that were taken swimming last year in san francisco karaissi will be there. I know that when south park made that aweful episode about kanyes involvement with secret gay fish sex parties karaissi was the first one there posting the evidence that kanye doesn't even eat fish so why would he eat one out much less stand the smell of being covered by homosexual fish. (wait if he doesn't eat fish, maybe its because he's a gay fish, I know if I was a gay fish I wouldn't eat one) anyway karaissi your a wonderful journalist with outstanding credability and I know that this next week you'll have your fish right where it belongs. @Halibeltheespada. I'm guessing of hindu mexican desent, it doesn't matter you look the same your food is spicy and both have tortillas. I know that espada means sword in mexican cuz I'm one. But we don't have princes in mexico so I know you are at least nobility of the inner circle of India. Is mexico finally ganna start mixing with Indians. I don't know what the fuck to expect but you are a innovator. hindus and mexicans would combine to make I don't what the fuck. but I'm sure It will pretty much be the same. but hotter. and browner. maybe smellier. and it turns out when you have to completely different races that look exactly alike have the same food with the same qualitie so its going to be like watching a guy and a girl that look very much alike fuck. but hey we gatta fill the gap between blacks and the slightly tan so lets go for it. @Halibel when you invade mexico for the hand of the daughter of (who's in charge of mexico) I know that 2 billion people. you won't need to fight. cuz the drug pushers will have just gained their biggest market for smack and cocaine. and India is all about ayurvedic medicine and getting high, right? _platonic_ naw that guy didn't do anything. @Fried_Potato I haven't heard anyone sing like fried potato when they're fried which is like perpetually. I don't know how you do it man but keep taking that high dose LSD. I was hanging with fried. uhm last well we were up for a whole week so or atleast I think it was. but he thought he was a potato and I thought he said Pot ate a tomatoe and I said ah shit its attack of killer tomatoes except its little shop of horrors that the plant ate.. um I'm sorry. we were playing SuperMarioBrosX and we threw tomato from mario world 2 at pipe flower plant from mario world 3 super mario all at the same time. that was like the trippiest moment of my life. it happened at the same time. oh my go..(start to cry) Fritato didn't notice he just held his controller and looked at I don't know what or where but he was just there experiencing a previous life as a potato. I don't know what thats like but man all thats gatta mean something we took too much acid. (it wasn't acid, what, well what was it, it was salvia with cough syrup, 50x. god dammit), potato Look I'm sorry that weekend has left you kinda confused about your identification with what kind of. uhm left you a vegetable but your not fried man your not fried snap out of it your fine, your a young healthy potatoe, one day your ganna have many little potatoes with misses potato. cus I'm sure someone out there took salvia and now thinks they're the plastic toy with detachable parts. and leaves the song Detachable penis on repeat while drawing psychotic pictures for self therapy looking for their mr potato. this is a :public announcement: I'm sure that if we all make a group effort to find this woman who took the same combination of 50x salvia and cough syrup (what brand, I dont know, does it matter, I don't know your the one taking weird drugs with over the counter medecine.) we can unite these two terribly misinformed individuals about their associations to potatoes. I'm sure, absolutely positive that if these two take the same combination and dosage of that very spiritual experience about the tomato in supermariox when I through the tomatoe at the pipe flower plant and potatoe said pot ate a tomatoe or (atleast I think he did) all at the same time. I'm sure that we can bring these people back to who they are. mal anime fans who fantasize about Handsome Hot half demons and Little magical girls with older sisters with schizo split personalilties cuz we need to bring these people back to reality so they can tend to their waifu's and their endless collection of sensually engaging and somehow childhood ending collection of beautiful drawing of things that are not real. These people are missing out on life. Don't take over the counter medecine and legal plants cus youu wanna get high but there is no pot available. "oh I smoke dro so I'm ganna get the 50x" I think I'll pick up a bottle of syserp its cough syrup right?(your thinking codiene) uh I don't really keep up with pop culture. Look all I'm saying is if your ganna do drugs don't watch movies or lock yourself in your kitchen panry cuz your having a bad trip. anime's totally legit though. that has no damaging reprecussions at all. go outside where people can see you, and judge you in your most vulnerable state. but seriously folks if you have any information on the where abouts of missis potato we can bring these two terribly mentally damaged psyches back to health and back to i don't know whatever fucked up anime thats just ganna fuck them even more. whos next. AgentCucky. I don't personally know AgentCucky but I've heard of him. he's first of all not the kind of agent you usually think of when you think of spies and james bond figures and all that cool shit that batman wish he could do. as much intel I've been able to gather from double1owtriggerfinger which is (can I say this, dude its your sovereinty, cucky is cucky you don't know what the fuck he's ganna do, you know how he blacked you out last time and left you at a toysrus full of manicans covered in meat. yeah I tried to call the police and they found nothing. except the toys were all arranged to spell "spells are toys") Uhm I'm ganna stop talking about cucky and instead talk about the dangers of taking movies too seriously I saw batman the dark knight you know it was pretty intense. with heath ledger (dude your pushing it, I'm just ganna say it, alright its your clown circus) Agentcucky is heathe ledger. please don't bring brittany murphy back as harlequin to haunt me in my dreams cucky please I can't sleep at night!!! (huu, kneels to the floor sobbing hystericly) What.. you. your going to leave me in peace? well in super clown secret agent lingo that means oh.... well I'll be waiting for you. november 29, 2041. I'll be waiting for you Heathe, I LOVE YOU! we'll finally be back together after I died in broke back mountain left you broken hearted, I'm sorry I turned you gay. I couldn't help myself your a sexy super secret agent clown heathe ledger. The dark knight was your rite of passage to trancend into a multidimensional clown being which when you did you became the singularity now known as cucky!HAuu(still crying hystericly) but now you call yourself agentcucky. atleast you can pretend to be a secret agent which is the closest we'll ever be able to relate to each other again. multidimensional clown, not a god. but an event thats changed all our lives the idea of the joker was created due to cucky's coming. the movie akira is an effect the moment cucky became self aware. that movie was not around until you started seeing cucky. you just think you saw it before cuz it changed everything. alright our next winner of one week of not jacking off is drum ro.. who gives a shit OH. well actually you should give a shit. @LPGeneratorx is pretty cool dude he collects vinyls and has alot of history in always being there right before a big music genre takes form. Uhm he was there seems to be just endless photos of concerts where you can always spot him. heres one of him two days before the talking heads playing there first concert. heres one of him eating popcorn outside a movie theater in one of david gilmour's photo albums which was selected to be released by gilmour himself. heres him sitting on the same bench which the beastie boys sat on for their discography album its not dated but the bench looks pretty new in comparison to the one in the picture with the 3 mc's dressed as old people. here he is, and this was taken by a person who was testing his camera. him picking prince's keys and giving it to him. taken in the late 70's the person was looking through his photo albums and remembered this one but did not realize who he was taking a picture of until decades later. Lets see. surprisingly there are no pictures with micheal jackson. but theres one him speaking or singing into the microphone at the venue where marvin gaye played his first gig. uhm here he is in a rage against the machine show crowd surfing iswts not dated but you see that zack has a lightly younger look. and the it just goes on like this I don't know if I can go through all of these but all just pick one out at random. this is him kissing the bassist of smashing pumpkins when she was 17 heres another him talking to what looks like an upset maynard from 90's progressive rock main man keenan this was taken 87 I don't these pictures were all taken by people who had their kept their photo's and didn't really take a second look until these people were long famous. Uhm freddy mercury is standing at the top of a slide and he's on a swing only showing the side of his face but they both look pretty yound in this one. like teenage 16 or 17. Thats kinda cool, I remember going to playground when I was a teenager a play tag with my friends at night or just swing on a swing. I'd stil swing on a swing. but thats not very big priority. very therapeutic though. I'm not goint to do man more cuz I mean I have like too many and its just just ganna lose meaning if I go through them all. so two more. this is I'm not sure who this is there's no one in this picture. okay. next one. this is him coincidentally standing next to nujabes at a L.A. show and if you look in the background you can see the dust brothers looking at them. alright that enough. LPGeneratorx your my marty mcfly. except its about music and people being people and not incest or movies. @Kuri_TT0, kuri_TTo i see that he has learned the language of ducks and can guide them in flight. its actually pretty cool to watch. she also has some very nice paintings and is a engineer for the actual wili wonka chocolate factory company. apparenty there no umpa lumpas that was just marketing scheme which was an early test on selling commercials by the japanese before they attempt it in their country after they say how big of reaction the umpa loompas got. well it pretty much was considered a success and was one of the original blue prints for modern japanese commercials also chibi and the whole concept came from umpa lumpa. the umpa lumpa was originally suppose to be regular sized people with same costume design but was found to be too creepy and didn't compliment the movie. they were going to scrap the design completely. Kuri_TTo suggested that they make them smaller. it might not be so creepy and offputting to see little people walking around in unision with some pretty far out aesthetic. through out the years after he made alot of things into smaller versions with drawings dating from just a few months after the movie was released to right about the time that chibi made its first appearance. when asked why wasn't this made sooner a coworker and friend said that when things get released is really a matter of timing and where the industry is going. and even though we wanted to put out chibi since the early 80's it was proposed again and again and people in the higher ups said it was not time yet. finally .. oh.. thats the music. um I a wanna thank the rest of you who are awesome and special outstanding people and @Kasey cuz he's my ride. better not leave without me kasey all of you thanks and with that said I'm a go jerk off. good night! Loli_overflow will be handing out gift baskets at the door so... alright everyone give a round of applause for not jackin for one week.. Yeah. |
End_of_SummerOct 3, 2016 3:12 AM
Oct 3, 2016 5:02 AM
#757
_platonic_ said: Thanks man! I really appreciate it.@Lord_Sithis I don't know what land you own or if your a good one but I assure you this your the lord of your own domain. and that makes you a winner in my book. |
Oct 3, 2016 5:14 AM
#758
_platonic_ said: @zum you are, I'm sure of this. The feeling when watching space alien ecchi harem. arn't you. well you keep your feelings to yourself cus that makes me cum. and thats not fair you off planet interspecies molester. Its not the first time. and well some of us just want to have a good night sleep and not wake up feeling like sexy visitors have left us homesick and eating ice cream crying at the tv. "I want to go to disney world" Molestation is a big problem and surprisingly even us anime fans who watch loli's there's zum watching us. lets stop watching loli'so zum will change his name due to the lost of interest of off planet pedophiles who will no longer take interest in us anymore. they like molesting pedophiles and they're way older and it turns them on to watch us get turned on to kids or loli's so lets stop!:[ weird.?.. isn't it. uh they don't like kids. they say they're too young its like fucking babies and only sickos are into that. I agree. they have the same social stigmas about molesting us. and its shameful but they use the same argument. pedophilia is apparently a two way street which is pretty gross. they think its hot that we think its hot and some of us, not me. think its hot and therefore were all locked into a pedophile chain of command that is completely voluntary. By their standards I can only speculate that they know what they are talking about loli's and kids are like fucking babies cus kids are not into pedophilia so it is sick and them liking us is i don't know. sick. cuz I don't like being looked at like a 5 year old being molested by an older, more advanced species who wants me like a beauty pagent contestant from the perspective of an old dude who will do to me what some do to children when they sleep. yes its very sick. thank you zum. for making it this far and keep being our representative for the the off planet nebuZite Zal yea lots of pedophiles there. uhm but not here right folks. Um, what? I have no idea what I just read. |
Oct 3, 2016 7:42 AM
#759
I was trying to look for a english translation but I couldn't find any :( |
Oct 3, 2016 7:51 AM
#760
@_platonic_ Hahaha, you must've spent a lot of time writing that :0 Ayy, I'm checking in :P |
Oct 3, 2016 7:54 AM
#761
Liar said: Hey reminder Liar you need to post a picture in your check in or else it won't count.@_platonic_ Hahaha, you must've spent a lot of time writing that :0 Ayy, I'm checking in :P |
Oct 3, 2016 7:55 AM
#762
Codename_ZQ said: Liar said: Hey reminder @Liar you need to post a picture in your check in or else it won't count.@_platonic_ Hahaha, you must've spent a lot of time writing that :0 Ayy, I'm checking in :P Oh okay. Do I give a link to a website, spoiler it or just post a pic? |
Oct 3, 2016 8:07 AM
#763
Liar said: Codename_ZQ said: Liar said: @_platonic_ Hahaha, you must've spent a lot of time writing that :0 Ayy, I'm checking in :P Oh okay. Do I give a link to a website, spoiler it or just post a pic? If you survived this long you should already know, or am I the dumb one who's missing something Anyway post a link in a spoiler and call it nsfw just like everybody else |
removed-userOct 3, 2016 8:19 AM
Oct 3, 2016 8:12 AM
#764
_platonic_ said: (quoting as much as i read) & I'll always be there for you @_platonic_ why because why tf not I have nothing better to dowow I'm being congratulated for not touching myself like a monkey for one week. I never thought this would happen I wanna thank @Mr_Perv_ for always being there. @Wings cus you need them to get to other places when walking doesn't cut it. @loli_overflow, your my boy. and your loli's are the best. even though they're always on their first period. all the losers of this competition cus well without you there'd be no one to thank. |
Oct 3, 2016 8:24 AM
#765
_platonic_ said: @Iorisu You are incredible for lasting this entire week without cheating and using the shower or your game controller to sneak while playing 2 players with yourself. I don't know if you're an avid fighting game player but if you are, you know what I'm talking about. 8+combos don't count for nothing unless you lose the game, this game. cuz you were making it too easy to play. Aww, thank you very much for this. I don't know how say about this, but it's so touching for me. And, I appreciated it so much. :) Well, since it's my first time for being a participant in this game, No Fap Contest, I thought that it would be 'good' if I try my best for this one. Anyway, I just followed the instruction of the game and I don't really consider this game to be that easy. I mean, 2easy4me. Haha. XD (Because, I also don't really know how to publish the fetish chart. I did it already, with the background and else but just don't know where to get it from. But, thanks to those two users from this game who did mentioned about making the fetish chart. Luckily, I have learned it a bit. Whew~). Hehe. Other than that, we'll see it later. Even if I don't really sure if I'm gonna win this. |
Oct 3, 2016 8:55 AM
#766
_platonic_ said: OH. well actually you should give a shit. @LPGeneratorx is pretty cool dude he collects vinyls and has alot of history in always being there right before a big music genre takes form. Uhm he was there seems to be just endless photos of concerts where you can always spot him. heres one of him two days before the talking heads playing there first concert. heres one of him eating popcorn outside a movie theater in one of david gilmour's photo albums which was selected to be released by gilmour himself. heres him sitting on the same bench which the beastie boys sat on for their discography album its not dated but the bench looks pretty new in comparison to the one in the picture with the 3 mc's dressed as old people. here he is, and this was taken by a person who was testing his camera. him picking prince's keys and giving it to him. taken in the late 70's the person was looking through his photo albums and remembered this one but did not realize who he was taking a picture of until decades later. Lets see. surprisingly there are no pictures with micheal jackson. but theres one him speaking or singing into the microphone at the venue where marvin gaye played his first gig. uhm here he is in a rage against the machine show crowd surfing iswts not dated but you see that zack has a lightly younger look. and the it just goes on like this I don't know if I can go through all of these but all just pick one out at random. this is him kissing the bassist of smashing pumpkins when she was 17 heres another him talking to what looks like an upset maynard from 90's progressive rock main man keenan this was taken 87 I don't these pictures were all taken by people who had their kept their photo's and didn't really take a second look until these people were long famous. Uhm freddy mercury is standing at the top of a slide and he's on a swing only showing the side of his face but they both look pretty yound in this one. like teenage 16 or 17. Thats kinda cool, I remember going to playground when I was a teenager a play tag with my friends at night or just swing on a swing. I'd stil swing on a swing. but thats not very big priority. very therapeutic though. I'm not goint to do man more cuz I mean I have like too many and its just just ganna lose meaning if I go through them all. so two more. this is I'm not sure who this is there's no one in this picture. okay. next one. this is him coincidentally standing next to nujabes at a L.A. show and if you look in the background you can see the dust brothers looking at them. alright that enough. LPGeneratorx your my marty mcfly. except its about music and people being people and not incest or movies. Uh... Thanks? I do like being called Marty McFly, and music. Best part was my photo with Freddie Mercury. Also, check in. https://nhentai.net/g/161688/ MILF, Teacher https://nhentai.net/g/112011/ Femdom, Good art. https://nhentai.net/g/101597/ Average NTR |
LPGeneratorxOct 3, 2016 9:01 AM
Oct 3, 2016 9:09 AM
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Oct 3, 2016 9:23 AM
#768
Good way to start shitty mondays |
Oct 3, 2016 11:33 AM
#769
Oct 3, 2016 12:48 PM
#770
Oct 3, 2016 12:56 PM
#771
Oct 3, 2016 1:22 PM
#772
Oct 3, 2016 1:39 PM
#773
@DeadSnow24th I miss your old name & thought you got out in the first week like so many others if I had known were still in i would've targeted you |
Oct 3, 2016 1:41 PM
#774
Checking in. Still going strong... I guess... |
Oct 3, 2016 1:45 PM
#775
Oct 3, 2016 1:50 PM
#776
Oct 3, 2016 1:53 PM
#777
Oct 3, 2016 1:59 PM
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Oct 3, 2016 2:01 PM
#779
There should be a time trial to a Harambe Tribute Vid. Call the achievement: Dicks Out For Harambe :D Just a suggestion |
Oct 3, 2016 2:01 PM
#780
NinjaTuna6 said: @diamantico21 the first one Here some stuff you might like https://nhentai.net/g/170491/ https://nhentai.net/g/175635/ https://nhentai.net/g/175666/ https://nhentai.net/g/120787/ https://nhentai.net/g/102722/ https://nhentai.net/g/170261/ @Lord_Sithis Here you go you naugty boy The third and the last two were good <3 |
Oct 3, 2016 2:17 PM
#781
Another small batch of lewds and another 110 days to go. |
Oct 3, 2016 3:26 PM
#782
Checking in, really simple this time, been busy. Moved house; just need to wait for internet x.x https://cdn.awwni.me/u6fn.png https://cdn.awwni.me/u68p.jpg https://cdn.awwni.me/u6et.png https://cdn.awwni.me/u6d2.jpg https://cdn.awwni.me/u6es.jpg sry, just threw in any images I could find this time =\ if you happen to enjoy them, great, I guess? |
Living is a velleity, because ice cream is life. |
Oct 3, 2016 3:42 PM
#783
I swear dude, you might make me lose. First was very nice, i love the faces lol Second was hot Already read the 3rd one but does hurt to reread :) Here some stuff back |
NinjaTuna6Oct 3, 2016 3:57 PM
Oct 3, 2016 5:30 PM
#784
Oct 3, 2016 6:44 PM
#785
私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
Oct 3, 2016 8:19 PM
#786
_platonic_ said: Loli_Overflow said: @You That doesn't count as legitimate 'guro' material. Afraid you'll have to try again. Anyway, congratulations to... @Lord_Sithis @NinjaTuna6 @Fried_Potato @bigboy420 @diamantico21 @no_good_name @LPGeneratorx @FreshPrinceofMAL @TheRealMC @AgentCucky @Kuri_TT0 @Codename_ZQ @Tiramisu @Iorisu @LackOfAfro @_platonic_ @Kasey @AssassinWolfXE @LogSwapper @Liar @Starchaser187 @Deshi25 @Nyny44 @DerTwist @Zum @TheDeadApostle @UnpopularAnime @AntwanMantilla @HalibelTheEspada @Wings @Karaissi for somehow surviving an entire week. The competition is only going to get more difficult from here, as we go into the second week.. wow I'm being congratulated for not touching myself like a monkey for one week. I never thought this would happen I wanna thank @Mr_Perv_ for always being there. @Wings cus you need them to get to other places when walking doesn't cut it. @loli_overflow, your my boy. and your loli's are the best. even though they're always on their first period. all the losers of this competition cus well without you there'd be no one to thank. @ThedeadApostle cus he's still believes even though he's dead. why do you think he's still holding out. @no_good_name cus I don't know if it is but I'm your name is good to us here on mal. I don't know why you call yourself that but I'm sure your name is good to somebody. @FreshPrinceofMal cus you are the old spice jingle to my sense of stardom. @Bigboy420 cuz how can we forget everyones favorite show when we didn't even know what pot was. @bigboy420 keep them dabs on down low and the blunts up in the air. Love you boy you remind me that somewhere someone feels high. and that's a good feeling. @Lord_Sithis I don't know what land you own or if your a good one but I assure you this your the lord of your own domain. and that makes you a winner in my book. @Iorisu You are incredible for lasting this entire week without cheating and using the shower or your game controller to sneak while playing 2 players with yourself. I don't know if you're an avid fighting game player but if you are, you know what I'm talking about. 8+combos don't count for nothing unless you lose the game, this game. cuz you were making it too easy to play. @Lackofafro I don't know if you are lacking an afro but I know your not lacking afrodisiacs. cus we gottem right here on this thread all over the place. but seriouisly do you have an afro.. down there. Oh I guess not well thats beautiful. Just don't go too bald, it might look like something illegal. @Liar. Liar Liar I know that your pants are on fire but you have held out this long there for your not a liar to yourself just to the rest of us about following any of the rules to this very long competition but thats okay liar you still have close to 4 months to redeem your name by surprising us that you were lying about not being able to win this competition lying all along to show us that you lie about anything even not following the rules when in fact thats the lie. your great liar. and i'm sure you'll win this competition whether you lied or not. @Unpopularanime. wow. what can I say about this person. they look where the rest of us do not and enjoys what passes over our head and under our radar. People like one peice, madoka magica. even clannad but he probably watches those shows and knows the better version of that show. and countless more cus everyone knows that unpopular anime is usually not the culminations of past time plotdevices. they can't be. no one's watching, and therefor theres no idiots to fan service. I, I was a fool for fan service until I saw that, wait this isn't good anime. its the cheapest version of whats been done before way better and my first time was with a cheap whore instead of a genuine original, the first. and If you won't find it in unpopular anime well shoot my computer in the face cuz I have lost faith in another art form. @zum you are, I'm sure of this. The feeling when watching space alien ecchi harem. arn't you. well you keep your feelings to yourself cus that makes me cum. and thats not fair you off planet interspecies molester. Its not the first time. and well some of us just want to have a good night sleep and not wake up feeling like sexy visitors have left us homesick and eating ice cream crying at the tv. "I want to go to disney world" Molestation is a big problem and surprisingly even us anime fans who watch loli's there's zum watching us. lets stop watching loli'so zum will change his name due to the lost of interest of off planet pedophiles who will no longer take interest in us anymore. they like molesting pedophiles and they're way older and it turns them on to watch us get turned on to kids or loli's so lets stop!:[ weird.?.. isn't it. uh they don't like kids. they say they're too young its like fucking babies and only sickos are into that. I agree. they have the same social stigmas about molesting us. and its shameful but they use the same argument. pedophilia is apparently a two way street which is pretty gross. they think its hot that we think its hot and some of us, not me. think its hot and therefore were all locked into a pedophile chain of command that is completely voluntary. By their standards I can only speculate that they know what they are talking about loli's and kids are like fucking babies cus kids are not into pedophilia so it is sick and them liking us is i don't know. sick. cuz I don't like being looked at like a 5 year old being molested by an older, more advanced species who wants me like a beauty pagent contestant from the perspective of an old dude who will do to me what some do to children when they sleep. yes its very sick. thank you zum. for making it this far and keep being our representative for the the off planet nebuZite Zal yea lots of pedophiles there. uhm but not here right folks. So uhm @Karaissi. I know that when the dolphins come to protest about the slanderous, unfounded, accusations about their involvement in the sexual charges against Kawiijhi the dolphin elder towards the many chimpanzes that were taken swimming last year in san francisco karaissi will be there. I know that when south park made that aweful episode about kanyes involvement with secret gay fish sex parties karaissi was the first one there posting the evidence that kanye doesn't even eat fish so why would he eat one out much less stand the smell of being covered by homosexual fish. (wait if he doesn't eat fish, maybe its because he's a gay fish, I know if I was a gay fish I wouldn't eat one) anyway karaissi your a wonderful journalist with outstanding credability and I know that this next week you'll have your fish right where it belongs. @Halibeltheespada. I'm guessing of hindu mexican desent, it doesn't matter you look the same your food is spicy and both have tortillas. I know that espada means sword in mexican cuz I'm one. But we don't have princes in mexico so I know you are at least nobility of the inner circle of India. Is mexico finally ganna start mixing with Indians. I don't know what the fuck to expect but you are a innovator. hindus and mexicans would combine to make I don't what the fuck. but I'm sure It will pretty much be the same. but hotter. and browner. maybe smellier. and it turns out when you have to completely different races that look exactly alike have the same food with the same qualitie so its going to be like watching a guy and a girl that look very much alike fuck. but hey we gatta fill the gap between blacks and the slightly tan so lets go for it. @Halibel when you invade mexico for the hand of the daughter of (who's in charge of mexico) I know that 2 billion people. you won't need to fight. cuz the drug pushers will have just gained their biggest market for smack and cocaine. and India is all about ayurvedic medicine and getting high, right? _platonic_ naw that guy didn't do anything. @Fried_Potato I haven't heard anyone sing like fried potato when they're fried which is like perpetually. I don't know how you do it man but keep taking that high dose LSD. I was hanging with fried. uhm last well we were up for a whole week so or atleast I think it was. but he thought he was a potato and I thought he said Pot ate a tomatoe and I said ah shit its attack of killer tomatoes except its little shop of horrors that the plant ate.. um I'm sorry. we were playing SuperMarioBrosX and we threw tomato from mario world 2 at pipe flower plant from mario world 3 super mario all at the same time. that was like the trippiest moment of my life. it happened at the same time. oh my go..(start to cry) Fritato didn't notice he just held his controller and looked at I don't know what or where but he was just there experiencing a previous life as a potato. I don't know what thats like but man all thats gatta mean something we took too much acid. (it wasn't acid, what, well what was it, it was salvia with cough syrup, 50x. god dammit), potato Look I'm sorry that weekend has left you kinda confused about your identification with what kind of. uhm left you a vegetable but your not fried man your not fried snap out of it your fine, your a young healthy potatoe, one day your ganna have many little potatoes with misses potato. cus I'm sure someone out there took salvia and now thinks they're the plastic toy with detachable parts. and leaves the song Detachable penis on repeat while drawing psychotic pictures for self therapy looking for their mr potato. this is a :public announcement: I'm sure that if we all make a group effort to find this woman who took the same combination of 50x salvia and cough syrup (what brand, I dont know, does it matter, I don't know your the one taking weird drugs with over the counter medecine.) we can unite these two terribly misinformed individuals about their associations to potatoes. I'm sure, absolutely positive that if these two take the same combination and dosage of that very spiritual experience about the tomato in supermariox when I through the tomatoe at the pipe flower plant and potatoe said pot ate a tomatoe or (atleast I think he did) all at the same time. I'm sure that we can bring these people back to who they are. mal anime fans who fantasize about Handsome Hot half demons and Little magical girls with older sisters with schizo split personalilties cuz we need to bring these people back to reality so they can tend to their waifu's and their endless collection of sensually engaging and somehow childhood ending collection of beautiful drawing of things that are not real. These people are missing out on life. Don't take over the counter medecine and legal plants cus youu wanna get high but there is no pot available. "oh I smoke dro so I'm ganna get the 50x" I think I'll pick up a bottle of syserp its cough syrup right?(your thinking codiene) uh I don't really keep up with pop culture. Look all I'm saying is if your ganna do drugs don't watch movies or lock yourself in your kitchen panry cuz your having a bad trip. anime's totally legit though. that has no damaging reprecussions at all. go outside where people can see you, and judge you in your most vulnerable state. but seriously folks if you have any information on the where abouts of missis potato we can bring these two terribly mentally damaged psyches back to health and back to i don't know whatever fucked up anime thats just ganna fuck them even more. whos next. AgentCucky. I don't personally know AgentCucky but I've heard of him. he's first of all not the kind of agent you usually think of when you think of spies and james bond figures and all that cool shit that batman wish he could do. as much intel I've been able to gather from double1owtriggerfinger which is (can I say this, dude its your sovereinty, cucky is cucky you don't know what the fuck he's ganna do, you know how he blacked you out last time and left you at a toysrus full of manicans covered in meat. yeah I tried to call the police and they found nothing. except the toys were all arranged to spell "spells are toys") Uhm I'm ganna stop talking about cucky and instead talk about the dangers of taking movies too seriously I saw batman the dark knight you know it was pretty intense. with heath ledger (dude your pushing it, I'm just ganna say it, alright its your clown circus) Agentcucky is heathe ledger. please don't bring brittany murphy back as harlequin to haunt me in my dreams cucky please I can't sleep at night!!! (huu, kneels to the floor sobbing hystericly) What.. you. your going to leave me in peace? well in super clown secret agent lingo that means oh.... well I'll be waiting for you. november 29, 2041. I'll be waiting for you Heathe, I LOVE YOU! we'll finally be back together after I died in broke back mountain left you broken hearted, I'm sorry I turned you gay. I couldn't help myself your a sexy super secret agent clown heathe ledger. The dark knight was your rite of passage to trancend into a multidimensional clown being which when you did you became the singularity now known as cucky!HAuu(still crying hystericly) but now you call yourself agentcucky. atleast you can pretend to be a secret agent which is the closest we'll ever be able to relate to each other again. multidimensional clown, not a god. but an event thats changed all our lives the idea of the joker was created due to cucky's coming. the movie akira is an effect the moment cucky became self aware. that movie was not around until you started seeing cucky. you just think you saw it before cuz it changed everything. alright our next winner of one week of not jacking off is drum ro.. who gives a shit OH. well actually you should give a shit. @LPGeneratorx is pretty cool dude he collects vinyls and has alot of history in always being there right before a big music genre takes form. Uhm he was there seems to be just endless photos of concerts where you can always spot him. heres one of him two days before the talking heads playing there first concert. heres one of him eating popcorn outside a movie theater in one of david gilmour's photo albums which was selected to be released by gilmour himself. heres him sitting on the same bench which the beastie boys sat on for their discography album its not dated but the bench looks pretty new in comparison to the one in the picture with the 3 mc's dressed as old people. here he is, and this was taken by a person who was testing his camera. him picking prince's keys and giving it to him. taken in the late 70's the person was looking through his photo albums and remembered this one but did not realize who he was taking a picture of until decades later. Lets see. surprisingly there are no pictures with micheal jackson. but theres one him speaking or singing into the microphone at the venue where marvin gaye played his first gig. uhm here he is in a rage against the machine show crowd surfing iswts not dated but you see that zack has a lightly younger look. and the it just goes on like this I don't know if I can go through all of these but all just pick one out at random. this is him kissing the bassist of smashing pumpkins when she was 17 heres another him talking to what looks like an upset maynard from 90's progressive rock main man keenan this was taken 87 I don't these pictures were all taken by people who had their kept their photo's and didn't really take a second look until these people were long famous. Uhm freddy mercury is standing at the top of a slide and he's on a swing only showing the side of his face but they both look pretty yound in this one. like teenage 16 or 17. Thats kinda cool, I remember going to playground when I was a teenager a play tag with my friends at night or just swing on a swing. I'd stil swing on a swing. but thats not very big priority. very therapeutic though. I'm not goint to do man more cuz I mean I have like too many and its just just ganna lose meaning if I go through them all. so two more. this is I'm not sure who this is there's no one in this picture. okay. next one. this is him coincidentally standing next to nujabes at a L.A. show and if you look in the background you can see the dust brothers looking at them. alright that enough. LPGeneratorx your my marty mcfly. except its about music and people being people and not incest or movies. @Kuri_TT0, kuri_TTo i see that he has learned the language of ducks and can guide them in flight. its actually pretty cool to watch. she also has some very nice paintings and is a engineer for the actual wili wonka chocolate factory company. apparenty there no umpa lumpas that was just marketing scheme which was an early test on selling commercials by the japanese before they attempt it in their country after they say how big of reaction the umpa loompas got. well it pretty much was considered a success and was one of the original blue prints for modern japanese commercials also chibi and the whole concept came from umpa lumpa. the umpa lumpa was originally suppose to be regular sized people with same costume design but was found to be too creepy and didn't compliment the movie. they were going to scrap the design completely. Kuri_TTo suggested that they make them smaller. it might not be so creepy and offputting to see little people walking around in unision with some pretty far out aesthetic. through out the years after he made alot of things into smaller versions with drawings dating from just a few months after the movie was released to right about the time that chibi made its first appearance. when asked why wasn't this made sooner a coworker and friend said that when things get released is really a matter of timing and where the industry is going. and even though we wanted to put out chibi since the early 80's it was proposed again and again and people in the higher ups said it was not time yet. finally .. oh.. thats the music. um I a wanna thank the rest of you who are awesome and special outstanding people and @Kasey cuz he's my ride. better not leave without me kasey all of you thanks and with that said I'm a go jerk off. good night! Loli_overflow will be handing out gift baskets at the door so... alright everyone give a round of applause for not jackin for one week.. Yeah. tl;dr fap material for all you thirsty brothers |
Oct 3, 2016 9:52 PM
#787
I made it a humorous idea that were being congratulated for not fapping for a week and it seemed so ridiculous that I decided to host a little award show in the form of a post. where I congratulated as many as I could stand to. and with every person I congratulate it just becomes more and more outrageous. other people who read it thought it was funny. So it was an attempt at humor and if you did read it. you'd probably think it some ridiculous stuff in the post. I don't know if you'll think its funny but you might be in awe of how absurd I it gets. but thanks @FreshPrinceofMal for reposting it. My congratulations to you was short I said you're the old spice jingle to my sense of stardom. but yeah if you'd like to waste 10 minutes reading some outstanding writing. go ahead and read it. you might just find it kind of amusing. |
Oct 3, 2016 9:55 PM
#788
_platonic_ said: I made it a humorous idea that were being congratulated for not fapping for a week and it seemed so ridiculous that I decided to host a little award show in the form of a post. where I congratulated as many as I could stand to. and with every person I congratulate it just becomes more and more outrageous. other people who read it thought it was funny. So it was an attempt at humor and if you did read it. you'd probably think it some ridiculous stuff in the post. I don't know if you'll think its funny but you might be in awe of how absurd I it gets. but thanks @FreshPrinceofMal for reposting it. My congratulations to you was short I said you're the old spice jingle to my sense of stardom. but yeah if you'd like to waste 10 minutes reading some outstanding writing. go ahead and read it. you might just find it kind of amusing. I read it, found it to be pretty funny imo. |
Oct 3, 2016 10:27 PM
#789
_platonic_ said: I made it a humorous idea that were being congratulated for not fapping for a week and it seemed so ridiculous that I decided to host a little award show in the form of a post. where I congratulated as many as I could stand to. and with every person I congratulate it just becomes more and more outrageous. other people who read it thought it was funny. So it was an attempt at humor and if you did read it. you'd probably think it some ridiculous stuff in the post. I don't know if you'll think its funny but you might be in awe of how absurd I it gets. but thanks @FreshPrinceofMal for reposting it. My congratulations to you was short I said you're the old spice jingle to my sense of stardom. but yeah if you'd like to waste 10 minutes reading some outstanding writing. go ahead and read it. you might just find it kind of amusing. That's funny, One of my old usernames on this site used to be Isaiah_Mustafa aka the Old Spice Guy. The Old Spice Whistle is also my text alert tone. |
Oct 3, 2016 11:13 PM
#790
Hey @Modest_Kuudere would you happen to have any recommendations for some hentai games? Been getting kinda bored and for me boredom is more of a killer than the actual sexual stimulation. If you could post some that'd be most appreciated. |
Oct 4, 2016 3:38 AM
#791
Checking in |
Oct 4, 2016 8:56 AM
#792
Checking in! |
Oct 4, 2016 9:02 AM
#793
Oct 4, 2016 9:26 AM
#794
Some game over CG's from a hentai game I've been playing called Eroico. |
Oct 4, 2016 11:41 AM
#795
That was good |
Oct 4, 2016 12:03 PM
#796
Oct 4, 2016 12:51 PM
#797
Not sure if someone posted it already but here is something for the fans of keeping it in the family |
Oct 4, 2016 1:29 PM
#798
@Lord_Sithis Here are your promised lolis Also, lol, if you search loli in google you get an ad on the front page about child abuse XD |
Oct 4, 2016 1:47 PM
#799
Darekmhn1 said: !!!! THANKS!!!! PRETTY GOOD!!!!@Lord_Sithis Here are your promised lolis Also, lol, if you search loli in google you get an ad on the front page about child abuse XD |
Oct 4, 2016 2:42 PM
#800
checking in ( ._.) |
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