| This is for the people that have black friends. Whenever you guys start cracking on eachother (for instance: he calls you honky, or gives you a racist joke) you reply with "man, your so dark I could sprinkle salt on you...be like deep space." |
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| In a field trip to a farm: Classmate 1: "When a pig is born it looks really like a sausage." Classmate 2: "Sometimes when a pig dies also seems like a sausage." x) And then everyone was like: "Wow! I've never thought about it in that way..." |
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| Well like others said it depends on the situation. I can't really write come backs but i usually get a good one in. Even if it's not good my friends and i would just go ohhhhh. But i do enjoy using ye old "I'll tell on youu" and watch as they laugh, or pretend to be scared. |
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SaraSlurpsCoffee said: I also have a friend, Jimmy, who has a bad habbit of replying with 'your face'. Sara: Awhh, that display's really prettyyy!! Jimmy: So's your face. That one didn't exactly work to his advantage. That reminds me of one of my friends. Me: Your writing is so ugly Friend: So's your face, do you see me complaining? Shes horrible :( |
Penko said: Me: Your writing is so ugly Friend: So's your face, do you see me complaining? Now that's a good way to use the comeback! ---- I think insults and comebacks come naturally though. Typing em out preset like this makes em lose magic. The best come backs are those that are made out of thin air and work. Imo, throw an insult at each other and reply, that'll get things started. @Next poster. "You're gay." |
| blokfluitles, blokfluitles sylvia amputeerd haar eigen borsten met een mes. pijnboompit, pijnboompit liggend kun je schijten maar tis beter als je zit. By Hans Teeuwen |
| my ass. |
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| Excuse me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. |
| I enjoy replacing curse words with breakfast food, you get MUCH more interesting reactions from people :D |
| I can't lie. That's god damn funny. |
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| I don't know if anyone else has posted this one, but it's from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. I thought it was hilarious. "Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box apart - because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get" ;d |
| making a signature at the moment >:) |
Lepchin17 said:  BEST FREAKING COMEBACK EVER!!!! |
| あらあら。。。＾＾ |
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