| i love to hear funny comebacks and/or jokes, and im liking the 'roses are red, violets are bue...' quote things atm lol. i'd like to hear your most funniest comebacks or jokes =) |
| I have 2 fists and I know how to use them. |
| No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, f*ck you. That's the best I've got atm. |
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corbenic said: Roses are red, violets are blue, f*ck you. That's the best I've got atm. corbenic said: Roses are red, violets are blue, f*ck you. That's the best I've got atm. Probably the best one yet :D |
| modafocka u attack hard but iAttack harder and cyberkill u wahahahahaa ringos |
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Fairly Australian humour but yeahs. LOL This is generally the stereotyped Lebanese or "Lebo" in my area (south western sydney) "Your mum" "MY MUM DEAD" "WHAT A HEAD!" |
| i find it hilarious when you just pull a mega gay comment on someone (really only works for when person a is a man and so is person b) if instead of using the now overly used "your mother _____" insert vulgure remark you use "your father" people become both disgusted and confused. the comments afterwords just make me lol so hard (works the best online, in person you look.... well im sure you can guess) |
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| ur mom |
| roses are red, violets are blue, go back to hell and take your account with you |
| This reminds me of a friend of mine who told another friend of mine "I love you, man" followed by "Let's have lunch together". Of course, both of them are male and neither of them realized the awkwardness of their conversation. |
| A past can last a lifetime. How to Read Manga! | AnimeBytes | iMangaScans |
| Cool story, Jeopardy! teen. |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| i love you. works like a charm. |
| Name could be a phrase or another word. Eg : Bill Board, Carrie Oke, Justin Case. |
 dearest my bb shinah ty for the bday present <33 |
| "That's great." |
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| my favorite right now is when a friend will say something like "this sucks" or "you suck" , ill say " you know what else sucks?... my mouth on your dick!" i say it in a way that sounds like im trying to insult someone. then everyone gets confused. also if someone says "suck it" i respond "i'm trying, but it's so hard". gotta make it sound as dirty as possible though. |
ellowelFeb 12, 2011 1:19 AM
| It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the motherfucker that pissed you off lol. |
georgi said: This reminds me of a friend of mine who told another friend of mine "I love you, man" followed by "Let's have lunch together". Of course, both of them are male and neither of them realized the awkwardness of their conversation. This was funny one. |
| The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and Earth. The named is the mother of the ten thousand things. I do not recall, Jesus ever saying "build churches, temples, and kill those who doesn't follow christianity..." nor he said "christianity is religion". News for VN immigrants in EU: vietinfo.eu |
denan27 said: Fairly Australian humour but yeahs. LOL This is generally the stereotyped Lebanese or "Lebo" in my area (south western sydney) "Your mum" "MY MUM DEAD" "WHAT A HEAD!" hahahahahahahahahah laughed so much at this. |
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TheFallenOne said: It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap the motherfucker that pissed you off lol. awesome Me: Hey guys, guess what...*gives the finger* Up your butt... |
 Sometimes I just feel like, Quittin', I still might, Why do I put up this fight, Why do I still write? |
| One time hilarious til I cry jokes isn't going to be funny when posted since it doesn't fit the situation. |
| Best one to date Your mom's a tutorial! followed by Girlfriend: I'm sorry dear that I don't have a penis "Boyfriend rests hand on girlfriends shoulder in comfort" Boyfriend: Nobody is perfect |
| That's what she said. |
| YOUR MOM... |
"I've read so much manga that at times my mind works in comic panels and dramatically expressed chibis. I'm both ashamed and amused by this." |
| Think about this: You'r mum sucked your dads cock once before she kissed you good night |
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| haha this threa shut the fuck up |
| Jesus christ guys, these are awful. Even a Muslim fundamentalist wouldn't be offended by these stupid ass insults/ comebacks |
 legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus |
| During a science experiment where we had to get this little bowl of melted sugar from that fire-thing, my classmate was such didn't wanna do it so he was like, "Hey why don't you do it your a lesbian bitch, so you must be better at doing it." Then half the class was like, "Ohhh!" Then I said, "Fine, but it's not my fault you're such a pussy." Then the whole class was like, "YOU GOT OWNED DUDE!" Then my classmate said to me this other time, "You're not a girl, you're a boy!! Go into the BOYS bathroom!" So I said, "Well at least I HAVE a gender, unlike a certain hermaphrodite which will remain unnamed." staring at the guy who told me that. God, I love messing with morons. |
| Eh.. well my brother was joking around with our mom saying stuff about midlife crisis. I came up and said "she already had her midlife crisis when you were born". I felt good after saying that since i don't think of very many good comebacks xD |
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Onegai said: Think about this: You'r mum sucked your dads cock once before she kissed you good night .......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I GET NOW!! I'm so fucking smart |
shotacon said: During a science experiment where we had to get this little bowl of melted sugar from that fire-thing, my classmate was such didn't wanna do it so he was like, "Hey why don't you do it your a lesbian bitch, so you must be better at doing it." Then half the class was like, "Ohhh!" Then I said, "Fine, but it's not my fault you're such a pussy." Then the whole class was like, "YOU GOT OWNED DUDE!" Then my classmate said to me this other time, "You're not a girl, you're a boy!! Go into the BOYS bathroom!" So I said, "Well at least I HAVE a gender, unlike a certain hermaphrodite which will remain unnamed." staring at the guy who told me that. God, I love messing with morons. Wait. Are you trying to be ironic? |
| Roses are red, Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back? |
| And I'm the Pope. |
| No u. Most uncreative and annoying, yet effective comeback ever created. |
milkis13 (65.8%) said: No u. Most uncreative and annoying, yet effective comeback ever created. try: "why?" |
Arcan said: You know you can delete your double post rather than edit it, right?Roses are red, Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back? |
| A joke and comeback all depends on the situation. One of my better ones was when a substitute yelled at a girl who was eating a pixie stick for eating in the beginning of class. She got all wtf and it was quiet and I said in an even, not loud, not quiet, clear voice "Sinner." While the class was in hysterics, the teacher didn't prod any further. But I don't really go out of my way to insult people and restrain my insults too much for them to be that bad, though I have said things which weren't mean in itself but were pretty awful. But it boils down to the situation so I don't have any generic ones other than "Shut up. You sound stupid when you talk." That and "Cry me a river, build a bridge, and for the love of God, jump off of it and just die." But I never actually used that one. Yet. It sounds too childish for me to use, but as an e-card, it might work. |
kitkatbar said: Jesus christ guys, these are awful. Even a Muslim fundamentalist wouldn't be offended by these stupid ass insults/ comebacks If we could crack racist/religion based jokes we'd all be laughing but here we can't ROFL. I got like 10 in my head right now ==" milkis13 said: No u. Most uncreative and annoying, yet effective comeback ever created. --- Imo, the best idea is to have a wide range which are funny in certain situation than one you just generally crack. |
SucroseMay 3, 2010 3:37 AM
| "What you're doing makes no sense." "Well, YOUR FACE IS TOO." "What?" "YOU HEARD ME." "What you just said makes no sense." "LIKE YOUR FACE." "Bah, fuck it." *walks away* "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN! >:D" |
| My dear friend, Alex: Yeah? Well... You're a moron. Sara: Call that a comeback? My dear friend, Alex: If I wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your mum's face. There's nothing like a good old intelligent conversation with you, Alex. Deary meee. Though I have to admit, that one did have me in fits of laughter. X'D I also have a friend, Jimmy, who has a bad habbit of replying with 'your face'. Sara: Awhh, that display's really prettyyy!! Jimmy: So's your face. That one didn't exactly work to his advantage. |
curiouser and curiouser :) |
| ha nice Back in my school days, using the come back shut up, was the sign of defeat. |
| Coming soon! |
| i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet |
 Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
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