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Jun 28, 2014 5:34 PM

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Mkayyy said:
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it happens all the time to me
Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar.


haha, I was joking-ish

Jun 28, 2014 5:38 PM

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KiraieAeterna said:
Mkayyy said:
Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar.


haha, I was joking-ish
You mean you were "lying-ish"

OT: Some girl once did say it to me but I just thought it was a troll/joke, especially since there were others around.
Jun 28, 2014 5:52 PM

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I wouldn't care and would probably say "Oh, that's cool"
Jun 28, 2014 6:06 PM

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O.O

Th-Thank you?
Jun 28, 2014 6:13 PM

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How do you feel after telling me that?
It's good to let it out. If you know what I mean :3
-Then we laugh because of my jokes-
Jun 28, 2014 6:13 PM

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I'd probably say "Wanna see the real thing?."
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Jun 28, 2014 6:14 PM

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Say thanks, and blush anime style back? >.>

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Jun 28, 2014 8:02 PM
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Just as I was about to call you all filthy casuals, I see the Kokoro Connect scene mentioned on the first page. Rats, foiled again!
Jun 29, 2014 6:22 AM
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Used to it. Playing multiplayer games with a mic can get annoying sometimes.
= v =
Jun 29, 2014 8:49 AM

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Meokii said:
Used to it. Playing multiplayer games with a mic can get annoying sometimes.
= v =

Do people masturbate over the mic while playing games to you o_o
Jun 29, 2014 8:50 AM

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I wouldn't really care really.....
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Jun 29, 2014 8:56 AM

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Its cool i guess
Jun 30, 2014 1:24 AM
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I'd feel flattered. A friend (of the opposite sex) and I masturbate to each other and we're really open about it, though it's kind of a weird story how we got to that stage. Anyway, we both admitted that we find each other sexually attractive and both feel flattered that the other thinks that way! We're still friends despite a bit of sexual tension or something HAHA and on a side note, we both acknowledge that it's lust and nothing more.

I think as long as both of you manage it well there's nothing to feel embarrassed or awkward about :)
Jun 30, 2014 1:30 AM

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Stay in yesterday 時を止めて
Jun 30, 2014 1:32 AM

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There's internet, with at least a million terabytes of porn and yet, you decide to masturbate to me? The fuck is wrong with you.

That's what I'd think, but it won't ever happen so no probs
Jun 30, 2014 2:08 AM

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I have honestly never been told that x'D
It depeends, if it's someone I don't know then i would find it awkward but if it's someone I knew then I just wouldn't take them seriously. I'm not fappable ;I
Jun 30, 2014 2:47 AM
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minikevinz said:
Meokii said:
Used to it. Playing multiplayer games with a mic can get annoying sometimes.
= v =

Do people masturbate over the mic while playing games to you o_o

OH GOD PLS NO PERMABAN FOR MILKSHAKE
Jun 30, 2014 4:50 AM

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hey I'm 18 so like everyone here, I can participate in this discussion! hoooray!

anyway I'd probably say: "what a coincidence! I jerk off to your pics too!" - in a jokingly way. What she says after that will determine if I'll get laid or not.
Jun 30, 2014 10:10 AM

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so if it was a stranger I would probably be like ewwwwwwww wtf theres nothing that attractive about me they must have some weird fetish for ugly girls.

If it was someone I knew that knew me I would might feel more flattered/embarrassed.
Jun 30, 2014 10:10 AM

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Jun 30, 2014 10:13 AM

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Flattered
Jun 30, 2014 10:18 AM

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I'd be flattered. But it also depends if the girl is hot or not. If she isn't hot, i'd feel creeped out but still kinda flattered.
Jun 30, 2014 10:21 AM

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I actually did get told this once. It was pretty creepy. It's not so much that I mind them doing it, I just think it's something you should keep to yourself. I don't really know what they expected to gain from telling me.
Jun 30, 2014 10:23 AM

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I'd be flattered I guess. Especially if she was pretty. =^-^=
Hell, I may even ask her out since she had the ovaries to tell me she did that.

Reminds of that scene from Kokoro Connect. Gotta love Inaba <3
Jun 30, 2014 11:54 AM

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GoldenGuard said:
I'd be flattered I guess. Especially if she was pretty. =^-^=
Hell, I may even ask her out since she had the ovaries to tell me she did that.

Reminds of that scene from Kokoro Connect. Gotta love Inaba <3


As for me, depends, If it was a woman I was attracted to, I'd probably laugh and then respond flirtatiously, something like: "I have a secret to tell you: I'm single and happy to assist"

If not... I'd probably be creeped out
Jun 30, 2014 12:35 PM

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good thread
you cowards dont even smoke crack

Jun 30, 2014 1:46 PM

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SPARTAN_119 said:
As for me, depends, If it was a woman I was attracted to, I'd probably laugh and then respond flirtatiously, something like: "I have a secret to tell you: I'm single and happy to assist"

If not... I'd probably be creeped out
Pretty much this.
Jun 30, 2014 1:50 PM

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I have been told this before, weirdly

I couldn't really decide if that person was being serious or not though so I sorta chuckled, gave half a shrug and walked away
Jun 30, 2014 2:17 PM

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Look him up, then down, then back up again, repeat until he looks at me funny, look him straight in the eye, and say 'orly?'
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Jun 30, 2014 2:22 PM

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I wouldn't take it too seriously and think to myself:

Jun 30, 2014 3:59 PM

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depends on who done it, but i'd probably watch my wadd a lot more during class to make sure no one is staring at me looking for some new bathroom playtime material. most pictures i take are usually with some pretty dumb poses so i'd also be like tf what part of the photo is even grilling your burger...
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Jun 30, 2014 4:02 PM

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I'd masturbate back at them. What comes around, goes around.
Jun 30, 2014 4:19 PM

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I can just ignore it, it doesn't important to me though
Jun 30, 2014 8:17 PM

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I'm pretty open about my sexuality and who I'm interested in at any time, so I like people who are the same. While I've been told I that I can be intimidating at times, admitting little things like "your picture is pretty sexy" or "I came on the jacket you left at my house last night because it smelled like you" are pretty solid moves to go from platonic to romantic.

I can't say it's so simple for a complete stranger, but it's a good start if they go a step further and keep me interested from then on. I'm not one to stick around if as just a fap object, since I've been there in the past.
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Jun 30, 2014 8:20 PM

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MidnightMelon said:
I'm pretty open about my sexuality and who I'm interested in at any time, so I like people who are the same. While I've been told I that I can be intimidating at times, admitting little things like "your picture is pretty sexy" or "I came on the jacket you left at my house last night because it smelled like you" are pretty solid moves to go from platonic to romantic.

That's so romantic, especially the jacket part. Take me.
Jul 1, 2014 4:50 PM

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Jul 1, 2014 4:54 PM
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SaucyNudityBaron said:
I'd masturbate back at them. What comes around, goes around.


Justice is served.
Kronie is mai waifu.
Enema is my master.
Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider.
Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™.
And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-;

I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love.
Jul 1, 2014 4:56 PM

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ApotheosisTheory said:
SaucyNudityBaron said:
I'd masturbate back at them. What comes around, goes around.


Justice is served.

Just imagine how many creepy guys pornstars have to jerk off to.
Jul 1, 2014 4:58 PM

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Jizz in my Pants! Now we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3.
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Jul 1, 2014 5:07 PM

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What if you masturbate to them and they masturbate to you? Neither of you knew until you both hesitantly decide to admit it to each other. You're both surprised that you have the hots for each other.
"Say it again, but sexier." - TRQ


Jul 1, 2014 5:47 PM

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I don't care. - 3 - as long as its kept to themselves unless it's someone special~
Jul 1, 2014 5:52 PM
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PandaSaki said:
What if you masturbate to them and they masturbate to you? Neither of you knew until you both hesitantly decide to admit it to each other. You're both surprised that you have the hots for each other.

Sounds like a steamy Rated R fanfiction.
Jul 1, 2014 5:53 PM

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Turn to them and say "I know..."
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Meokii said:
PandaSaki said:
What if you masturbate to them and they masturbate to you? Neither of you knew until you both hesitantly decide to admit it to each other. You're both surprised that you have the hots for each other.

Sounds like a steamy Rated R fanfiction.
Sounds like rated PG Kokoro Connect.
Jul 2, 2014 8:56 PM
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I'd be sarcastic. I mean why the hell would I care if I already know I'm hot?
Jul 2, 2014 9:13 PM

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why would you ask that bro?! ¬¬
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Probably that.
Jul 3, 2014 3:36 AM

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If it was a girl I'd tell her to masturbate to me while I'm watching.
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Jul 5, 2014 7:54 PM

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Both disgusted and complimented at the same time.
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