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Aug 8, 2014 9:57 AM

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kamensentai said:
Do you mean this?



No, not funny at all.


Some of those jokes are just bad. Not because it features dead babies, but because they're just not funny. Some of the others, though...
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Aug 8, 2014 9:59 AM

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they're amazing
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Aug 8, 2014 10:01 AM

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Emnay said:
they're amazing


Oh nice, you're new sets pretty amazing <3



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Aug 8, 2014 10:01 AM

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Lime_ said:
Emnay said:
they're amazing


Oh nice, you're new sets pretty amazing <3
thanks bae
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Aug 8, 2014 10:02 AM

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I've got way too many of them. In more ways then one.
Aug 8, 2014 10:26 AM

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Why do they have to be so funny? D:
Aug 8, 2014 10:32 AM

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Indifferent. I think humour is just a way to deal with all the terrible things in life - dead baby jokes are no different. Honestly, there are still to many infant deaths and thinking about it makes me sad but I think these inappropriate jokes make it easier for me to deal with it. But as others sad most of them are terribly and edgy. That being sad:

-What's the difference between a rotten pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
-The Lamborghini doesn't give me an erection.
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Aug 8, 2014 10:36 AM

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I rather have jokes that isn't about something dead.
Aug 8, 2014 10:45 AM

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The good thing about the jokes is that they suck, I always though that's kind of the point. I'm indifferent since they're terrible although in one of Tosh's stand-ups he actually made a pretty good one although it was more of a toddler than a baby
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Aug 8, 2014 10:52 AM

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Unfunny and uncreative.

The punchline is just a grotesque depiction of harming children, every time. Nothing but shock value. Repetitive and predictable. There's no actual humor or originality involved.
Aug 8, 2014 10:55 AM

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Red_Keys said:
Unfunny and uncreative.

The punchline is just a grotesque depiction of harming children, every time. Nothing but shock value. Repetitive and predictable. There's no actual humor or originality involved.


Just like any jokes that has a theme? Like how all blonde jokes are about their stupidity?

I think some of them are funny. Its a 50/50 thing, definetly not the funniest typ of jokes, but there are funny ones.
Aug 8, 2014 11:00 AM

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I don't even understand how these jokes caught on...
Aug 8, 2014 11:03 AM

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Dark jokes are usually really lame in my opinion.

Dark memes on the other hand like Fritzel, OJ Simpson and Ted Bundy memes at least get a chuckle. I think it's the picture and short punchlines.

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Aug 8, 2014 11:08 AM

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If you've ever had a baby who's died in your family then you'd never find it funny. People who think its funny are nothing but sick ignorant shits to me.

Aug 8, 2014 11:15 AM

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baki502 said:
Red_Keys said:
Unfunny and uncreative.

The punchline is just a grotesque depiction of harming children, every time. Nothing but shock value. Repetitive and predictable. There's no actual humor or originality involved.


Just like any jokes that has a theme? Like how all blonde jokes are about their stupidity?

I think some of them are funny. Its a 50/50 thing, definetly not the funniest typ of jokes, but there are funny ones.
Dead baby jokes aren't actually about dead babies though. It's about "faking you out LEL xD" by having the punchline be something that is just "unexpected" in a morbid way.
Aug 8, 2014 11:25 AM
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You can't stop the flow of dead baby jokes, but you can abort your own.
Aug 8, 2014 11:45 AM

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I couldn't care less what jokes I hear.

If it is funny, I laugh.
Aug 8, 2014 11:57 AM

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Not really. I did get a chuckle from this though. I guess because it's totally expected from a batman villian

Aug 8, 2014 12:06 PM
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Rothion said:
Indifferent, never heard any.
what is red and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?



there you go.
Aug 8, 2014 12:32 PM

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cabacc2 said:
Rothion said:
Indifferent, never heard any.
what is red and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?



there you go.
I guess these dead baby jokes only rely on shock value, disappointed.
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Aug 8, 2014 12:32 PM
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There are good ones and there are bad ones. Nothing wrong with telling them tho, if that's what you're on about.
Aug 8, 2014 12:53 PM
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Loli_Sensei said:
If you've ever had a baby who's died in your family then you'd never find it funny. People who think its funny are nothing but sick ignorant shits to me.
Are those people ignorant about the emotional bias of other people or are you ignorant of their lack of emotional bias?

In the end, some people connect the joke with a very emotional event in their lives, while others dont.
As a result, some may find the joke funny, while others dont.
There is simply no reason to call one side ignorant.

It would be justified if you call someone insensitive when he tells a dead baby joke in your presence, even though he knows of your emotional bias (I just assume that you are due to your comment. If thats not the case, w/e. You still get the point).

Rothion said:
cabacc2 said:
what is red and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?



there you go.
I guess these dead baby jokes only rely on shock value, disappointed.
Most jokes rely on some unexpected "turn". Be it of shocking nature or not. I actually find dark, shocking jokes to be quite good.

I also wonder what you thought "dead baby jokes" are. I mean... did you honestly expect something other than that?
Aug 8, 2014 1:04 PM

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cabacc2 said:

Rothion said:
I guess these dead baby jokes only rely on shock value, disappointed.
Most jokes rely on some unexpected "turn". Be it of shocking nature or not. I actually find dark, shocking jokes to be quite good.

I also wonder what you thought "dead baby jokes" are. I mean... did you honestly expect something other than that?
Well I like morbid jokes too, but didn't really find these jokes funny. When a joke relies entirely on shock value it can be funny at first but after a few jokes it will become dull and I expected that the jokes wouldn't rely entirely on shock value.
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Aug 8, 2014 1:27 PM
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Rothion said:
cabacc2 said:

Most jokes rely on some unexpected "turn". Be it of shocking nature or not. I actually find dark, shocking jokes to be quite good.

I also wonder what you thought "dead baby jokes" are. I mean... did you honestly expect something other than that?
Well I like morbid jokes too, but didn't really find these jokes funny. When a joke relies entirely on shock value it can be funny at first but after a few jokes it will become dull and I expected that the jokes wouldn't rely entirely on shock value.
the watermelon joke on page 1 didnt solely rely on shock value.
Aug 8, 2014 1:51 PM

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i dont mind them jokes have no limits
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Aug 8, 2014 1:59 PM

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You can joke about anything, like some others said, if I can laugh it's fine, even if it's not socially acceptable or it's gory, grotesque or whatever, it has no meaning to me.




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Aug 8, 2014 2:10 PM

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On a scale of 1 to 10 what's your favorite color of dead babies and why is it ran over by a car?
Aug 8, 2014 3:06 PM

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IntervisioN said:
On a scale of 1 to 10 what's your favorite color of dead babies and why is it ran over by a car?


Sorry, what does being run over have to do with a scale of one to ten?
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Aug 8, 2014 3:17 PM

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Epic lulz.
Aug 9, 2014 4:54 AM

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Am I horrible for laughing at them?
Aug 9, 2014 4:57 AM

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What's gross?
A barrel full of 100 dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
There's one alive at the bottom.
What's grosser than that?
It has to eat it's way out.
What's grosser than that?
It comes back for more.

I don't even know anymore, I'm going to hell regardless.
They are terribly insensitive jokes but I suppose they could be funny in the right company.
Aug 9, 2014 5:02 AM

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What's more horrible than a dead baby in a microwave? Two dead babies in a microwave. What's more horrible than that? A baby in two microwaves.

You have to admit that they made you laugh a little.
Aug 9, 2014 5:42 AM

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do I find them particularly funny? not really.
do I find them offensive? no.
Aug 9, 2014 5:46 AM

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n***er jokes are better.
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Aug 9, 2014 6:12 AM

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They're cold and immature.

Aug 9, 2014 7:13 AM
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Shiratori99 said:
n***er jokes are better.

Nah, jokes about the holocaust are way better.
Aug 9, 2014 8:10 AM

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NiN10d0h said:
Shiratori99 said:
n***er jokes are better.

Nah, jokes about the holocaust are way better.
No, jokes about suicide are much better.
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Aug 9, 2014 8:13 AM

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Rothion said:
NiN10d0h said:

Nah, jokes about the holocaust are way better.
No, jokes about suicide are much better.


Oh yeah they're so funny they're killing me.
Aug 9, 2014 8:13 AM

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NiN10d0h said:
Shiratori99 said:
n***er jokes are better.

Nah, jokes about the holocaust are way better.


True.

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Aug 9, 2014 10:06 AM

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I didnt know anybody past age 12 still thought those were funny
Aug 9, 2014 10:12 AM
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I think they aren´t funny.
But I don´t care at all
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Aug 9, 2014 11:14 AM

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i'm indifferent to it. i mean, if you tell me a joke, no matter how inappropriate it is, and it is funny, then i'll love it and laugh
Aug 9, 2014 11:47 AM

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I'm offended..because shock humour is used by morons and morons only.
I like jokes that are funny.
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