Its not only possible, but can be done wihout wasting your entire life.
Based on one of the earliest replies and what I've found, here are essencially 7000 some odd anime. By his calculation, it'd take 3 years of going blind, starving, and well, just being dead. Now, lets lessen our load to 3 hrs a day, because let's be honest, even 6 hrs a day will kill your soul the way we are going to do this. Now, it'll only take you 24 years to watch everything, plus 5 or so to keep up with current anime, so we'll estimate 30 years. That's nothing. But lets assume you dont want to be doing this every day for 30 years and want to just do it on the weekends (to keep up to date) once you finish and thus need to finish sometime before you're too old to have a kid (because you wont be able to accomplish this whilst raisig a baby unless you abandon the mother long enough to finish your mission.
So what do we do, Laroon? You might ask. Well, I propose that a massive majority of anime is straight up garbage. So, we get 4 screens and watch 4 animes at once. But wont it be hard to pay attention and appreciate them? No, because you are starting with the garbage, so you neither need to appreciate nor will hey truly require all that much attention.
First, we watch all the hentai (which you could probably get away with 20 or so screens to speed things up). Hentai all has the same goal, to get you off. Whether you do any of that during his phase is up to you, but you're going to get aids just watching them, so yea. Also, if you are not fluent in Japanese, be sure to watch dubbed (dubbed hentai is creepy, but get over it). Once you finish all he dubbed, do the same with the remaining hentai subbed, but use only one screen, have the play speed on ×4 and have the subs set to linger, so you can know what is going on (going regular speed through plot bits and ×16 through sexy bits would work too). Quick note, you should have the screens equally spaced around you with stereo sound. Dont use headphones or surround sound as you wont be able to differentiate between the shows.
Now, follow that same process for kidshows, then moe garbage, then long runners (naruto, bleach, one piece, etc). For shows with non existing episodes, whatch what the internet provides and we'll get back to them. Next, you are going to do research to make a list of anime that is just plain trash. Everything of a genuine genre that just shits on the genre. Now use hat process on those.
Once youve sifted through all that slime, what will remain are mediocre to amazing anime.
Depending on your attention span and how many screens you used, that should take anywhere from five to 10 years, and you've already seen most of anime.
For what remains, watch by genre. Start with the genres you are less interested in. Make lists of all the anime in each genre grading them on a 5 scale based on Internet consensus, start with the lousy shows with multiple screens and as you reach better shows, reduce the number of screens until you are watching the good stuff. Repeat for every genre. This should take another 2 to 10 years.
Now, all hat remian are new anime and extinct anime. For newer anime, spend 6 hrs extra on weekends to keep up to date. For old anime, hit he forums, hunt them down. If they are bonefide gone, then they no longer count towards the list of all anime. By the end of it, you will have experienced 99.999% of all anime and you will probably feel proud? It will only take between 7 to 20ish years. Watching with 4 screens till the end will only take up 6 years. |