D-KabZ said: Emi-cchi said: One of my guy friends literally walked into my Taekwondo class one time, flexed in front of the mirror, and then left. All my female friends were like "Ugh, men." As a guy I think that's really cringeworthy EDIT: WIth "that" I was referring to showing off/bragging about your body He also knocked on my door shirtless one time too. I really was not expecting that. |
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Lux_Lucis said: Allow me to increase the impact with math. It makes everything better =) 1. An average menstruation lasts 4 days (some claim eve more but as a med school student I was taught that a healthy avg is 3 to 5... Basically 4). 1.1. Avg volume is 25 ml (per 4 days aka 1 menstruation). 2. The avg age to reach menopause (no more bleeding) is 52. 2.1 The avg age to start bleeding is 11. 2.2 That's a total of 41 year. 3. 4x12=48 (days a year) 48x41=1968 (days in 41 years). 3.1 A true year lasts 365.24223 days (we account for leap years like that and calculate the time time as accurately as possible). 3.2 1968 / 365.24223 = 5.388. Basically ~5.4 But the number 4 after the decimal dot does not stand for 4 months it's a total of 5.4 years and there are 12 months not 10 so that makes it 5 years and 3 months. 4. 25x12=300 (ml a year) 300x41=12300 (ml a lifetime). Tl:Dr Women lose 12.3 Liters of blood in their lives; spending a staggering grand total of 5 years and 3 months...Bleeding. Note: The avg human body contains a volume of 5.1 liters of blood. 12.3 is 2.41 times more than that. I hope you can now appreciate the female body a little more. Psssssshhhhhhaww that ain't shit I've easily lost a few gallons of semen already and I'm only 20... murdered trillions of my potential children ezpz |
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Lux_Lucis said: Ikaros_42oh said: Psssssshhhhhhaww that ain't shit I've easily lost a few gallons of semen already and I'm only 20... murdered trillions of my potential children ezpz Is it time for math again? I will need more info. Yes math me up bro I'm actually interested I've been jackin consistently since ~12 maybe twice a day from 15-17 and about once a day since/before. |
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Frag- said: I think this thread is going to put the circus on fire, and open a wave for new threds a like. And I like that btw. I hope it not to be taken down, because MAL. Me too I was actually excited to read people's responses and find out |
Lux_Lucis said: Ikaros_42oh said: Yes math me up bro I'm actually interested I've been jackin consistently since ~12 maybe twice a day from 15-17 and about once a day since/before. Ok lets math. 1. Avg ejaculation volume is 4 ml. 1.1. Avg fap time is...Lets say 15 minutes? 2. 2017 - 1997 = 20. 3. 3 years of once a day (1095) + 2 years of twice a day (1460) + 3 more years of once a day (1095) = 3650 (lol nice number). 4. 3650 x 4 = 14600 (ml since you were 12). 4.1. 3650 x 15 = 54750 (minutes spent fapping). You've ejaculated 12.6 liters of semen and spent a total of 912.5 hours doing that. LMAO yes get fucked women, got ya beat by 300ml already 912 hours seems kinda weak though, I've put in more than that playin CSGO and I don't enjoy that nearly as much lol ~it's been a pleasure derailing this thread with you math man~ |
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| The fact that for any guy to acknowledge my advances I have to tell him I'm not a lesbian, I'm just bi. Several times they've thought I was purely a lesbian and I had to explain that I'm not, and that I fancy the pants off of them. Guess it's my fault for having short hair and baggy clothes, idk. |
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| why do guys always seem to either talk about their car or their dick |
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Luxima said: Just use some intuition, men are with their legs spread exactly because their parts are external and super sensitive, sitting with their legs together make it a little unconfortable :/How men can sit with wide spread legs everywhere and everytime, exposing their super sensitive area to the outside world, ready to take attacks. Why aren't they more protective of their junk? Why don't they sit with their legs at least slightly together? They're constantly just a kick aways from the worst pain known to man possible. :/ And does that really baffles you? :/ |
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Lux_Lucis said: If females decided to cut off their periods, it would be much easier.Allow me to increase the impact with math. It makes everything better =) 1. An average menstruation lasts 4 days (some claim even more but as a med school student I was taught that a healthy avg is 3 to 5... Basically 4). 1.1. Avg volume is 25 ml (per 4 days aka 1 menstruation). 2. The avg age to reach menopause (no more bleeding) is 52. 2.1 The avg age to start bleeding is 11. 2.2 That's a total of 41 year. 3. 4x12=48 (days a year) 48x41=1968 (days in 41 years). 3.1 A true year lasts 365.24223 days (we account for leap years like that and calculate the time time as accurately as possible). 3.2 1968 / 365.24223 = 5.388. Basically ~5.4 But the number 4 after the decimal dot does not stand for 4 months it's a total of 5.4 years and there are 12 months not 10 so that makes it 5 years and 4.8 months. 4. 25x12=300 (ml a year) 300x41=12300 (ml a lifetime). Tl:Dr Women lose 12.3 Liters of blood in their lives; spending a staggering grand total of 5 years and (nearly) 5 months...Bleeding. Note: The avg human body contains a volume of 5.1 liters of blood. 12.3 is 2.41 times more than that. I hope you can now appreciate the female body a little more. |
| Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious. |
| How they can pee standing next to other people all casual-like? Also how they have to shave their faces and shit with razors? Especially their throats. I mean I do my legs and all but yeah sharp things next to necks seems like a disaster waiting to happen. And how they seem to be so sensitive about who they come off sexuality wise. Trying to not seem to gay or whatever while girls hug each other and give each other compliments quite often without following it up with a "no homo". But other than that dudes don't seem too weird. Pretty simple really. Hell girls are the ones who weird me out and I AM one. Well if we're gonna get super stereotypical up in here I don't really see the big deal about cars, power tools, shoes, and sports. But I haven't really met too many dudes super into those things anyways, just common dude stereotypes. And I guess the shoe one also kinda applies to ladies anyways. Frankly I find anyone who has more than like 3 pairs of shoes to be kinda weird. |
JKKHMay 25, 2017 7:04 PM
JKKH said: Well if we're gonna get super stereotypical up in here I don't really see the big deal about cars As a dude who is super into it I'll try and explain it. Besides being extremely fun to drive fast and be 'one with the machine' as cringe as that sounds they're also the coolest/most intricate object most people own and they are one way to express yourself that society as a whole endorses... Like the car you drive does say quite a lot about you fairly accurately so why would you not want a cool fast car if you're a cool fast dude lol Dudes who just buy them as status symbols make me mad though ugh kms |
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JKKH said: Also how they have to shave their faces and shit with razors? Especially their throats. I mean I do my legs and all but yeah sharp things next to necks seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Lol, you've gotten me worried, Since I'l have to start shaving soon. |
| it baffles me that people think there is an opposite gender hahaha |
CrustyRolls said: Maybe there are just too many Traps out there - not in the Sense of Guys pretending to be Girls, but rather in the Sense of Girls pretending to be (seriously) interested in a Love Relationship and/or an One-Night-Stand, so some Guys might react skeptical if a Girl/Woman makes Advances herself in General.The fact that for any guy to acknowledge my advances I have to tell him I'm not a lesbian, I'm just bi. Several times they've thought I was purely a lesbian and I had to explain that I'm not, and that I fancy the pants off of them. Guess it's my fault for having short hair and baggy clothes, idk. JKKH said: You just get used to peeing next to others. It's just faster to pee while you're standing than to sit on the Toilet and having to use Toilet Papers to cover the Lid first. Many Urinals over here flush automatically. Besides, there are often little Walls between the Urinals and you can use your Hand to cover your Manhood. Plus, it's not like you will meet many Guys on the Toilet in the first Place, so you can have more Space between you.How they can pee standing next to other people all casual-like? Also how they have to shave their faces and shit with razors? Especially their throats. I mean I do my legs and all but yeah sharp things next to necks seems like a disaster waiting to happen. And how they seem to be so sensitive about who they come off sexuality wise. Trying to not seem to gay or whatever while girls hug each other and give each other compliments quite often without following it up with a "no homo". Razor Blades can move smoothly around the Chin, since they are movable themselves. You can test it by rolling one for Males softly around your Arms without putting Pressure on it. That "no homo" is more like a Joke/Meme. Besides, we prefer to hug Females simply because they are softer (= feel better) and better looking. |
NoboruMay 26, 2017 5:20 AM
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| Wouldnt say its exactly limited to women but when you ask what's wrong and you get the classic "...nothing, i'm fine", and I reply with "alright then" and go back to watching TV, then they hit back it with "I think its funny how..." or "I can't believe you had to ask..." etc ect, fucking hate people when they dont just tell you what they think or learn to shut the fuck up and not say anything, personally i'm blunt and tell someone what I want to tell them without bullshitting or whatever. |
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| How can women sit on chairs when -them having a larger hip/pelvis than men- when I even struggle on some. |
| How girls can act like they are some special 'catch' when so many soundl basically sound the same. "I'm fluent in sarcasm." "I'm super into craft beer." "Looking for a partner in crime." |
| The football field isn't the only place where you could use a good line. |
| They can bleed through their vagina and it's all fine and dandy but if I bleed through my penis, suddenly her number doesn't work anymore pfft. women |
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KazuyaKujo said: They can bleed through their vagina and it's all fine and dandy but if I bleed through my penis, suddenly her number doesn't work anymore pfft. women Smh, double standards are disgusting, tsk tsk |
| how that there's so many girls and not one of them likes me, they all seem to hate me for no reason |
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dickkickem said: how that there's so many girls and not one of them likes me, they all seem to hate me for no reason I can relate with this the most. 1 2 3 4 |
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Gloom said: A lot of my lady friends complained about that bullying behavior to. That might explain why they mostly hung around me and other dudes as well.mascarpone said: Why most women go to the bathroom in pairs. Doesn't matter if i'm at a movie theater, or a anime convention. They always go in pairs. I assume they do that to gossip about their husbands AND/or boyfriends. Or gossip about stuff that men find boring. I really hate how some gals gossip and laugh about it to look down on others, which include both men and women. This doesn't apply to everyone, but only to people who are jerks. But, it's like: A man's form of bullying: Through fists. A woman's form of bullying: Through gossiping and looking down on others (includes both males and females). In other words, SOME females will make other females or males' lives miserable simply to fit in. As for SOME males, they will keep beating up the weaker kid to get the girls and fit in. I call this the popularity food chain, but it will take more words to effectively explain this concept. |
mascarponeMay 26, 2017 9:14 PM
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mascarpone said: Why most women go to the bathroom in pairs. Doesn't matter if i'm at a movie theater, or a anime convention. They always go in pairs. 1000's of years ago when going the washroom meant going outside in the woods. There would be a chance a giant animal might eat you. Now a Man could fend off the Animal, but with Woman it would take at least two. They just kept the tradition going. |
imeli said: Ridiculous double standards. Examples I've encountered throughout the last five years: Woman makes minimum wage but expects that any romantic partner makes at least double, if not triple. Woman lives at home with parents but thinks that men who live at home are bums regardless of the situation I swear this shit just happened I could feel it in the air... Feelsbadmen like I'm gonna work at home not at a company how about that <__> is that shit not cool or... Like I'm gonna be building a car and maybe potentially make some money off it better than a fast food place mmmm. |
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| mostly, how they baffled by periods and how they explains it to the opposite gender -_- |
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| The only thing that baffles me about men is how they can sit on the toilet for 20 minutes when doing their business. Men overall are pretty simple to understand, women on the other hand... Even as a woman I find it difficult to completely understand other women. |
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imeli said: Ridiculous double standards. Examples I've encountered throughout the last five years: Woman makes minimum wage but expects that any romantic partner makes at least double, if not triple. Woman lives at home with parents but thinks that men who live at home are bums regardless of the situation. Woman expects man to pay for lunch or dinner but never offers to pick up the tab, even after the third or fourth time out. Woman thinks spending money on musical equipment is a waste of money but she spends more than double the amount on makeup, hair products, nail polish, etc... They are full of contradictions, even in a world with "gender equality". I think it's best to stay away from them until I'm in my late twenties or early thirties with a house note and a stable career. Also, if a woman sexually harasses/rapes a man it's seen as funny, but if a man sexually harasses/rapes a woman, even just claiming that it happened will ruin his life. Same with domestic abuse. Although I never plan on doing something like that, it sucks because even a claim will send my work and social life spiraling. And if a girl and I ever get drunk at a party and have sex and she wakes up and decides she regrets it, I could be locked up because she "couldn't consent," when in reality neither could I. |
| The fact I can say the phrase "O-onnii chan deski" or "Daddy Please." and it can render grown men speechless . :x Boys are so cute |
| Giving birth. How the fuck is the thought of having a living creature violently expelled from your body or having your stomach ripped open to pull a baby out not traumatizing? Having unprotected sex would take some serious justification lol |
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CPU said: I would be left bewildered if a random Girl couldn't even say "dai suki" properly, too.The fact I can say the phrase "O-onnii chan deski" or "Daddy Please." and it can render grown men speechless . :x If that's not the Reason and if you stirred something inside them, then know that any attractive-looking young Woman with a great Voice may cause that Reaction. Not that I can fully evaluate it without a Voice Sample and just with the crazy facial Expressions in your Profile if that's even you, but I can imagine that with the right Clothes, Smile and Voice it's possible to cause an Atmosphere that leaves grown Men bereft of Speech because they can't find the Words to describe your Attractiveness right away rather than to be left speechless, because they think you're weird. |
| Mostly, how judgemental they could be to the opposite gender -_- |
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| Boys scratching or touching their balls or penis, and peeing every place where they think they can. Jesus. |
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TheDoggoneGirl07 said: Boys scratching or touching their balls or penis, and peeing every place where they think they can. Jesus. I mean sometimes your balls get an itch that has to be taken care of I can't justify the peeing, I don't participate in those things often enough to truly understand, I suppose |
perve said: TheDoggoneGirl07 said: Boys scratching or touching their balls or penis, and peeing every place where they think they can. Jesus. I mean sometimes your balls get an itch that has to be taken care of I can't justify the peeing, I don't participate in those things often enough to truly understand, I suppose "I mean sometimes your balls get an itch that has to be taken care of" I'm wheezing. Hahahaha! I understand, but I saw A LOT of boys who are highkey scratching their balls in front of everyone. It really makes me uncomfortable especially when you meet their eyes and they just ignore. Ffffff. Well, thanks for not participating in that horrendous thing and leaving a stench. Ajnfsjgndfj! |
"Maybe he's trying to take a shit, but the shit just won't come out." Captain Levi, 2014 (／^-^)／☆♪ ♪☆＼(^０^＼) |
WyNdZ said: TheDoggoneGirl07 said: Boys scratching or touching their balls or penis, and peeing every place where they think they can. Jesus. We don't control the balls but it controls us. When it demands to be itched nothing can stop it. The penis is like a snake that can expand and moves around. Sometimes it gets stuck in uncomfortable positions and needs to be adjusted. To add on sometimes your balls get stuck to the side of your leg when it's hot and you have to fix it |
| when they get angry and stop talking for stupid shitty reason like that girl that have gotten mad because ii didn't wait for her to come but i was in a hurry and she was talking with another girl when they get disgusted by anything like that girl(another one) and me were walking at the lunch time at school there was that ball that a kid was playing with that felt next to her the kid asked her to give it back but she refuse because she was disgusted of that ball because it had a little little bit of dirt on it she can get even disgusted from her own hair |
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mascarpone said: they are all lesbian in secrete that was mt conclusion Why most women go to the bathroom in pairs. Doesn't matter if i'm at a movie theater, or a anime convention. They always go in pairs. |
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WyNdZ said: TheDoggoneGirl07 said: Boys scratching or touching their balls or penis, and peeing every place where they think they can. Jesus. We don't control the balls but it controls us. When it demands to be itched nothing can stop it. The penis is like a snake that can expand and moves around. Sometimes it gets stuck in uncomfortable positions and needs to be adjusted. Never seen anyone peeing every place they can so I can't explain that phenomenon. Also if a guy itches often it's possible he might have jockitch or something and should go to a doctor. perve said: WyNdZ said: We don't control the balls but it controls us. When it demands to be itched nothing can stop it. The penis is like a snake that can expand and moves around. Sometimes it gets stuck in uncomfortable positions and needs to be adjusted. To add on sometimes your balls get stuck to the side of your leg when it's hot and you have to fix it Hahahaha stop! I get it now. You guys are crazy. I mean your balls are crazy. I can't even. I wasn't even aware that guys' balls get stuck to the you-know. Haha omg. |
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| Mostly, about how they feels annoyed of the opposite gender habits -_- |
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