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May 13, 2015 1:10 PM
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Obviously you've never seen midget porn. Also,females can push a whole baby out of their bodies so its not too much of a problem. I've seen this one porn where you could it all the way to her stomach. Crazy stuff.
May 13, 2015 1:23 PM

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How boorish, they will not have sex, they will make love. And it will just be a pink background, some flowers, and other stuff like that and then boom a baby is born.
May 13, 2015 1:54 PM

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yukishiromei said:
It's disturbing to think about it. Lmao, like Gamagoori and Mako from Kill la Kill.
May 13, 2015 2:01 PM

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I know a "couple" of good friends where the guy is 6'6" and the girl is about 5'5". It's not THAT unusual. When they're together, they're hilarious looking because the guy looks like a giant compared to the girl.

*edit* Oh yeah, I forgot to mention they are married and have two kids...so it's possible. lol
May 13, 2015 3:03 PM

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potatotron said:
Bibimbapski said:

Ugh, no. It's a height difference, not an age difference. You need to realize that there are people who are of different heights and that there are real life couples wherein the guy (or in some cases, the girl) is much taller than their partner. They still have sex and have kids like any other couple. If height bothers you so much then don't fuck someone who is drastically shorter or taller than you. Problem solved.

Hello, virgins of MAL. I had an ex who was 6'6" bordering 6'7" and I'm only 5'0". We had sex fine. When your pelvises align, the only thing to worry about was leg space. We could kiss and do all that other shit that couples did when fornicating. His new girlfriend (now wife) is much shorter than me and she's had two pregnancies so far and all their kids turned out fine.


not really what I meant but good to know.
I wasn't implying age, I mean physically, does having sex with an extremely short girl bring to mind having sex with a child? Yes I'm ignorant on this matter so that's what i was wondering, sorry


Dude, that's so fucked up!
May 13, 2015 3:04 PM

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This is the most important question ever.
May 13, 2015 3:56 PM

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mayukachan said:
fruits_punch95 said:
You need to watch more hentai.

false comparison
hentai males look like 9 year old boys.

You need to watch more hentai.
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May 14, 2015 9:12 AM

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"Great skin, wild eyebrows and sideburns, muscular broad shoulders and nice pecs, sexy Hollywood lips and big sexy hands."

DAMN!!!
Takeo is a sex machine! XD

R.I.P Yamato :'(
May 14, 2015 7:39 PM

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Really? REALLY?

All you guys had been discussing is height difference but what about physical size?

Can you imagine the Big Show (google it, he's a WWE wrestler) fucking an (Asian) elementary/middle school girl? cos that looks to be how big a difference between Takeo and Yamato's physical size. Considering there have been cases where some rapists managed to violate babies they'd probably be able to insert Takeo's dick but it'd be very painful for Yamato and won't be all the way in.
May 17, 2015 6:05 PM

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MoeGod said:
Really? REALLY?

All you guys had been discussing is height difference but what about physical size?

Can you imagine the Big Show (google it, he's a WWE wrestler) fucking an (Asian) elementary/middle school girl? cos that looks to be how big a difference between Takeo and Yamato's physical size. Considering there have been cases where some rapists managed to violate babies they'd probably be able to insert Takeo's dick but it'd be very painful for Yamato and won't be all the way in.


Actually, that's a pretty unrealistic comparison. Take isn't NEARLY that big even though the artwork doesn't quite depict it the best.

Let's put dimensions into perspective here.

The Big Show - 7'0' 425 pounds

Takeo Gouda - 6'6" 265 pounds
Yamato Rinko - 4'9" (not sure what her weight is, but if I had to guess, I'd say about 80-90 lbs).

Either way, the Big Show comparison is not a very good one since the Big Show has a half-foot and 160 lbs heavier than Takeo.

I won't agree with you that the size difference does seem overwhelming...BUT unless Gouda flat-out lays on her, I don't think it will be a problem. I hear people talk about "dick size", but people seem to forget that women pop babies out of there. I'm sure she can handle it. Might hurt like hell at first, but probably nothing she can't handle.
May 26, 2015 9:34 AM
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Some people are so dense.
Jun 7, 2015 4:51 PM
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They don't need to have sex, sex is only for reproduction purposes otherwise it's a sin

They can use artificial insemination
Jun 10, 2015 9:12 PM

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This is very accurate of what will happen if they have sex :)



The only way is if Takeo has a small one, but that's not possible :(
Your hands are a sign of your penis size after all, and Takeo has big hands.
Jun 17, 2015 3:08 PM

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I believe she will have her growth spurt and be just fine when it happens.
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Jun 23, 2015 10:48 PM

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ichii_1 said:

+1
Jun 23, 2015 10:50 PM

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yoite- said:
I believe she will have her growth spurt and be just fine when it happens.


Shes 16. Im pretty sure she already had her growth spurt and wont grow anymore.
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Huh? Why did a few posts in this thread get deleted? What happened?
Jun 26, 2015 12:52 PM

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What the hell are you talking about? He's Asian, she'll be fine.
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Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
Cultivo a paz pela subsistência da existência deste universo onde resido.
Se estás a um passo do abismo pensa bem,
Não queiras para os outros o que não queres para ti também.
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Jun 26, 2015 12:58 PM

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I hope they never do
Jun 26, 2015 1:00 PM

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Waifusexual said:
I hope they never do


You can't stop people from producing hentai. ahahah
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Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
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Jun 27, 2015 1:46 AM

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IntroverTurtle said:
How boorish, they will not have sex, they will make love. And it will just be a pink background, some flowers, and other stuff like that and then boom a baby is born.
sasuga introvert. know my mind.
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Aug 5, 2015 4:14 AM

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In anime everything is possible. see Kuroinu episode 3.
Aug 5, 2015 7:46 AM
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potatotron said:
Bibimbapski said:

Ugh, no. It's a height difference, not an age difference. You need to realize that there are people who are of different heights and that there are real life couples wherein the guy (or in some cases, the girl) is much taller than their partner. They still have sex and have kids like any other couple. If height bothers you so much then don't fuck someone who is drastically shorter or taller than you. Problem solved.

Hello, virgins of MAL. I had an ex who was 6'6" bordering 6'7" and I'm only 5'0". We had sex fine. When your pelvises align, the only thing to worry about was leg space. We could kiss and do all that other shit that couples did when fornicating. His new girlfriend (now wife) is much shorter than me and she's had two pregnancies so far and all their kids turned out fine.


not really what I meant but good to know.
I wasn't implying age, I mean physically, does having sex with an extremely short girl bring to mind having sex with a child? Yes I'm ignorant on this matter so that's what i was wondering, sorry


I think the only real answer to this is that there are all kinds of people.
Aug 5, 2015 9:06 AM
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There's a rule34 pic about this. Which is pretty much what I pictured TBH and it's hilarious. There's a Takeo x Suna pic as well. It's cute (to me) but leaves me conflicted but I won't go into details. I hope I don't get banned for mentioning this. xd

I know this is anime so everyone has an anaconda and every man past 6 feet has the Loch Ness Monster for a penis. IRL, height=/= huge penis since penis doesn't grow proportional to the body. Since Takeo is a huge extreme on many accounts, I guess having a huge penis makes sense. Plenty of lube and some prepping might be required. But this is anime so...

BTW I feel both are thirsty, like any teenager. I still remember the box tissues within the mess in his room. He's a healthy young MAN, we all know those are not there just for his nose. And Yamato has been wanting the D since she met Takeo. But who doesn't?? So I don't blame her. I wanna say, if they were real, Takeo and Yamato probably had plenty of dirty thoughts that they keep to themselves. Well, we know of least Yamato has for sure.~
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Aug 6, 2015 8:21 AM

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Penis size has nothing to do with your body size though...ask Tyrion Lannister. His penis would actually probably look really small considering how big his body is. This is science guys.
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Aug 6, 2015 8:36 AM
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Who else but Ichi?

Anyway it´s not like he´s black or something.
There is also no actual science behind it and a fitting size would be around 8-9 inches.

Enough for any woman of Yamato´s size to handle with ease, especially if the guy is gentle, once a woman losen´s up it becomes easier anyway.

The complications start when a woman has an unusual tight vagina, which is rather rare, so if the author doesn´t dictate otherwise it´s up to your headcanon.

I doubt we´ll see the series ending without children judging from it´s progression, but I doubt that we´ll get a conversation with her friends asking her how it fit.
Aug 6, 2015 1:14 PM

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that would be like giving birth in reverse oh dear god

rip yamato >.<
Aug 6, 2015 1:34 PM

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If anyone ever find a doujinshi of them, message me pls and thanx

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Aug 7, 2015 5:07 PM

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ak47 said:
If anyone ever find a doujinshi of them, message me pls and thanx


Well, Comiket is soon enough.
Aug 8, 2015 1:26 AM
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Hey guys, there's a hentai of Ore Monogatari! Just search up Ore Monogatari hentai and it should be on nhentai, the first result I think. It's fucking hot and I fangirled! TakeoxYamato is bae
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Aug 8, 2015 8:02 AM
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Due to how Takeo's mom is more than happy to leave them alone and knows that Yamato wants the D... So basically she approves and is confident Yamato will be alright.~
Aug 8, 2015 4:00 PM

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Just cuz your 7 feet tall and real big does not mean you have a 30 inch dick
Aug 9, 2015 12:18 AM
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Vindstot said:
I can't even begin to imagine. Lol. Poor Yamato will be destroyed if they do it someday.
Bro look up Ore Monogatari hentai!
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Aug 9, 2015 12:19 AM
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yukishiromei said:
It's disturbing to think about it. Lmao, like Gamagoori and Mako from Kill la Kill.
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I can't even begin to imagine. Lol. Poor Yamato will be destroyed if they do it someday.
Bro look up Ore Monogatari hentai!
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ichii_1 said:

+1
This is why we have good things 69/10<3
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Fabio-s said:
What the hell are you talking about? He's Asian, she'll be fine.
Dude look up Ore Monogataru hentai<3
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If anyone ever find a doujinshi of them, message me pls and thanx
Omg look up Ore Monogatari hentai there's this 26-page hentai manga and it's awesome!
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Aug 9, 2015 10:33 AM
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Ulquiorra1923 said:
I suppose you never watched or read a hentai with orcs,dragons,monsters etc. right?
gimmegimmegimme
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gum_drop said:
LOL
Knew someone would wonder how this can happen.


Haha right??
Sep 20, 2015 3:26 PM
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Couples like these do exist in real life, so yeh it's possible.
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With a bit of training, at least the ass can take much more...
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Ok... it is a bit disturbing imagine the couple having sex. I can even imagine it.
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Isterio said:
Who else but Ichi?

Anyway it´s not like he´s black or something.
There is also no actual science behind it and a fitting size would be around 8-9 inches.

Enough for any woman of Yamato´s size to handle with ease, especially if the guy is gentle, once a woman losen´s up it becomes easier anyway.

The complications start when a woman has an unusual tight vagina, which is rather rare, so if the author doesn´t dictate otherwise it´s up to your headcanon.

I doubt we´ll see the series ending without children judging from it´s progression, but I doubt that we´ll get a conversation with her friends asking her how it fit.


Doubt we'll see the author ever explaining how their sexual intercourse fares as well.
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yoite- said:
I believe she will have her growth spurt and be just fine when it happens.


Shes 16. Im pretty sure she already had her growth spurt and wont grow anymore.


Much more frightening thought is that guys don't typically stop growing until they're about 20.
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Just going to leave this here... Hope I don't get in trouble lol

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LOL this thread is hilarious... he's gonna squash her in bed >_<
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Just completed reading the manga. Ch. 47 pgs 25-31. Id like to think they didn't go all the way (because to be honest, it would ruin the whole vibe of the story)but I'm pretty sure there were some shenanigans happening. At least that's how I read it and read into it.
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ichii_1 said:
That's right everyone's thought of it, don't lie :(
And don't give me your sass :(

Yamato won't be able to walk for a week XD



Takeo's a true man so he doesn't have a small one.


They stick to oral sex, petting ...stuff like that... Or maybe she is wide and deep down there.
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Oh god, I just don't think about it, she will be destroyed. You did good, girl. You did good.
The thing must be the size of her head....

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That was the first thing I thought about when I first saw this anime, I really doubt that it's physically possible, unless Takeo was fortunate enough to have his size unsynced...
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