| Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the official thread. The game will officially begin on 12/22/13 EST. You now have a whole week to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow. -In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in. Guidelines/Rules: ~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped. ~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count. ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves ~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this ~The game last until one person remains. ~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE ~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves. There will be one week to sign up, after that you need to wait until the next game Timer until game begins found here The actual No fap contest thread will be made a few days before the time runs out -I will not be taking place in this game since I won the last game and I will do my best acting as a moderator keeping track of who is out and who is in, but any help would be greatly appreciated. participants, make sure you are listed in here before game begins in case we missed you |
JizzyHitlerDec 21, 2013 10:19 AM
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| I'm in To be honest I don't think I fap much but i've never tried not fapping for an extended period |
| Let's do this Count Me In Btw - I fap an avg of 3 times a day LMAO, I'm going to try not to get out on the first day lol. |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| Welp im in this time too |
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Terminated said: I guess you could say....youl be .....terminated pff...hahah..HAHA....ill go kill myself nowLet's do this Count Me In Btw - I fap an avg of 3 times a day LMAO, I'm going to try not to get out on the first day lol. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
lel , It's okay I've heard worse :P When I finally fap during the period of this contest i'm gonna post this, |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| Let's do this. I'm in. |
 "Hodor" - Hodor |
Terminated said: Let's do this Count Me In Btw - I fap an avg of 3 times a day LMAO, I'm going to try not to get out on the first day lol. Okay good that makes me feel better about myself i wasn't really sure what a normal amount is and i usually only do it 2-3 a week. Havn't discussed masturbation habits before. |
lol, pleb |
AnnihilatedDec 15, 2013 8:10 AM
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| I would like to join as well~ "The fun cannot be halted!CUBE!" |
| The problem: This week is my finals week and I probably wont fap during it. Which means im starting at about a 1 week handicap. fml |
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Hidden_Joker said: The problem: This week is my finals week and I probably wont fap during it. Which means im starting at about a 1 week handicap. fml You're not the only one, mate. |
| I must give a fair warning, last game lasted a whole month, granted with winter break in full session for just about everyone in college which seems to be where most users are in this will likely be much faster Still fair warning for all those actually trying to go for it all Hidden_Joker said: Dude last game that was the final battle, finals killed off the last 5 of us, only reason i won is because im picky as shit and going for a fap would actually take away time from my studying towards finals.The problem: This week is my finals week and I probably wont fap during it. Which means im starting at about a 1 week handicap. fml |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
Hidden_Joker said: The problem: This week is my finals week and I probably wont fap during it. lol, but you know fapping once in a while can help you reduce stress, do it before sleeping or while on breaks or something, It helps if done in moderation.I fapped during my 10th boards and scored 93% |
AnnihilatedDec 15, 2013 7:23 AM
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| MY BODY WILL BE READY ! (hopefully) |
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ |
Terminated said: Hidden_Joker said: The problem: This week is my finals week and I probably wont fap during it. lol, but you know fapping once in a while can help you reduce stress, do it before sleeping or while on breaks or something, It helps if done in moderation.I fapped during my 10th boards and scored 93% Well I cant fap even if i try during weeks like these. I just dont get in the mood for it. |
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| I will participate |
| Sign me in. I'll get blue balls this time. Promise |
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Polychrome said: I believe in you poly, u ken dew etSign me in. I'll get blue balls this time. Promise |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
Oh I see, well GL on your finals anyway. And look on the bright side its not like you have to continue abstaining from obtaining massive amounts of pleasure after they're over hehe. |
AnnihilatedDec 15, 2013 7:52 AM
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| What counts as fapping? What if one simply shakes it more than 3 times? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080326061943AA9nlOt Must one ejactulate in order to lose this challenge? Since a wet dream doesn't count, then does hands free ejaculation not count as well? Just wondering and seeking some clarification, thanks. |
| Let's see if I can lose in a more fair way this time >.> what did I even end up as, like 15th or smth? well anyways, I'm in ed: btw you should probably update the OP regarding rules on wet dreams given what happened last time |
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ShakeNbake said: What counts as fapping? What if one simply shakes it more than 3 times? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080326061943AA9nlOt Must one ejactulate in order to lose this challenge? Since a wet dream doesn't count, then does hands free ejaculation not count as well? Just wondering and seeking some clarification, thanks. Hi Jake, LOL |
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ |
| I'm in, I've been meaning to try to stop my habit, this looks like a good opportunity. |
Wecc said: All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps! |
Raikenzera said: I'm game signing you up, but unless your urge to fap is destroying your every day being and taking away time from your loved ones by locking yourself up in a dungeon away from all forms of society....theres really no reason to stop, it reduces your seratonin levels and greatly reduces chances of prostate cancer among other diseases leading to longer happier livesI'm in, I've been meaning to try to stop my habit, this looks like a good opportunity. |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
NotJizzyHitler said: Raikenzera said: I'm game signing you up, but unless your urge to fap is destroying your every day being and taking away time from your loved ones by locking yourself up in a dungeon away from all forms of society....theres really no reason to stop, it reduces your seratonin levels and greatly reduces chances of prostate cancer among other diseases leading to longer happier livesI'm in, I've been meaning to try to stop my habit, this looks like a good opportunity. Eh, I don't know, I always feel bad for doing it, plus I just want to see if I have the willpower stop and this seems like a way to have fun while finding that out. |
Wecc said: All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps! |
| Ooooh count me in. Let's see how long I can last. |
| I will win this time WITH JIZZY HOSTING AND ME GETTING SECOND I HAVE NO COMPETITION So sign me up |
ZelotDec 15, 2013 9:24 AM
Zelot said: I will win this time WITH JIZZY HOSTING AND ME GETTING SECOND I HAVE NO COMPETITION So sign me up You got no chance. I WILL WIN THIS, IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE |
"Hodor" - Hodor |
| I believe you're ignoring the newcomer here, Zelot. Mark my words, I'll give you a run for your money (hopefully). |
Wecc said: All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps! |
| I'll cut off my penis clit if it means I can win this. Sign me up Hitler. |
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Zelot said: I will win this time WITH JIZZY HOSTING AND ME GETTING SECOND I HAVE NO COMPETITION So sign me up I'll have to keep an eye on you this time, Sir second place, by the third place. Sign me in. I'm a veteran that lasted a month, and this time I'll not lose. HaXXspetten said: ed: btw you should probably update the OP regarding rules on wet dreams given what happened last time Agreed! |
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Verumir said: I said wet dreams dont count, i dont think its fair to count an unconscious effort that you have no control overZelot said: I will win this time WITH JIZZY HOSTING AND ME GETTING SECOND I HAVE NO COMPETITION So sign me up I'll have to keep an eye on you this time, Sir second place, by the third place. Sign me in. I'm a veteran that lasted a month, and this time I'll not lose. HaXXspetten said: ed: btw you should probably update the OP regarding rules on wet dreams given what happened last time Agreed! |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Sign me up, maybe I'll be able to put more time into studying for finals instead of masturbating. |
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Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Oh! Sorry! that's great news then. |
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Verumir said: Zelot said: I will win this time WITH JIZZY HOSTING AND ME GETTING SECOND I HAVE NO COMPETITION So sign me up I'll have to keep an eye on you this time, Sir second place, by the third place. Sign me in. I'm a veteran that lasted a month, and this time I'll not lose. HaXXspetten said: ed: btw you should probably update the OP regarding rules on wet dreams given what happened last time Agreed! @veru Have any kinks? I WILL GET YOU @Haxx Agree as well |
| I'm in I got this |
| Count me in, I will win this time. Unless HaXXspetten comes and ruins it... >_> |
| ᵖᵉʷ ᵖᵉʷ 🔫 |
| Hope you guys post some challenging fap material. |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Terminated said: I will now that im not in the gameHope you guys post some challenging fap material. we are at 20 participants as of right now, lets hope we get alot of competition in this |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| OMG you changed your name GJ I like |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
Terminated said: wait you just noticed? It was a promise i made in the last thread if i wonOMG you changed your name GJ I like |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
NotJizzyHitler said: Terminated said: wait you just noticed? It was a promise i made in the last thread if i wonOMG you changed your name GJ I like I didn't notice that you had changed it lol. |
Kneel Before Evangeline Mcdowell the #1 the ultimate the Original Vampire loli Vampire Loli Master Race Represent Aaj Karenge Jhashn Polychrome | 3 hours ago oreimo > evangelion. Crazy_Cofee_Cat said: Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo. |
| I'm in This time I'll lay off the Idols so I can have a chance of winning. |
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| I'm in I missed the last one, so I guess this is my chance to shine! |
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| In. |
 You've come a long way, baby. |
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