| Tried to pet a bear cub and momma bear rekt them in a Revenant-esque manner. |
  Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me. Released myself form the shackles I helped create. I've got the power of life in my hands, and I intend to keep it. My life has meaning after all. ♠ |
| A pissed off druggie killed his druglord^ |
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| Got hit by Ember from a certain fire-type Pokemon |
  “Be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” "Just don't overdo it"  *nods* |
| Their keyboard exploded after typing all that |
Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me. Released myself form the shackles I helped create. I've got the power of life in my hands, and I intend to keep it. My life has meaning after all. ♠ |
| He got killed by Dank Memer bot after gambling away 9000 coins. |
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| She finally noticed the side effects of Lucas Gusano in her colon. |
Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me. Released myself form the shackles I helped create. I've got the power of life in my hands, and I intend to keep it. My life has meaning after all. ♠ |
| Fell asleep with headphones on and got choked |
When I remember, I can still smell your scent, you and I are the same color perfume |
| had a rocket in their pocket |
| Slipped on a banana skin |
“Be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” "Just don't overdo it" *nods* |
| Cause of death: |
Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me. Released myself form the shackles I helped create. I've got the power of life in my hands, and I intend to keep it. My life has meaning after all. ♠ |
| Got strangled to death by a Fabulous Hercules. |
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| ^^ Laughed so hard at my previous post and choked. ^ Tried to climb a tree but was too slippery and fell to their doom. |
gigaparsecApr 2, 2018 10:05 PM
Stepped out from the darkness I contained in me. Released myself form the shackles I helped create. I've got the power of life in my hands, and I intend to keep it. My life has meaning after all. ♠ |
| Died a totally natural death with absolutely no interference from anyone at all |
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| diabetes from moe overload |
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| Taken out by a deep web hitman |
 "Nothing Lasts Forever, Including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You, and the Gintama Anime." |
| Intense nose picking |
  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?'  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| she knocked on the wrong door |
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ |
| Choked by the Undertaker |
| "When I decided to follow my dream, I had already discarded my life.” -Roronoa Zoro |
| they became a serial killer just to make others sad like their username says and were put to death |
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| Eaten by zombies |
  🔥You're looking at someone🔥 🔥Who is superior to you🔥 🔥You have my permission to🔥 🔥Bask in my glow🔥 |
| Bitch slapped by all MAL users |
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| Made those kinda jokes in front of an edgy audience |
| ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| died from old age. |
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| huuge plotwist spring never happened |
| showed her tat 2 the world |
| hair got caught on something |
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| clubbedfapped to death |
| killed by fans after married |
| They followed this thread into the grave. |
| Choked on a pimiento |
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| Didn't read the terms of service and consented to their own assassination |
<Insert clever quote> |
| sexual asphyxiation |
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| Uhh being dropped into chocolate |
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| Hanahaki disease |
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| Spontaneous combustion |
| 28 stab wounds! |
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| From drowning in a river of their own tears. |
𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. |
| They got turned into a lego. |
  Wandering Witch is the best light novel ever! |
| corona |
 plz @ me |
| ^^^^Yeah, watching that scene from ep10 of ID:Invaded still makes me cry. T_T ^Death by suicide? No, this is murder! |
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| ^^^ Vanishing Disease ^^Fell from the 20th floor of skycraper ^Idk what happened at episode 10 haven't continued yet. OT : Mordred mistook him as her father |
White_HollowMar 6, 2020 8:09 AM
Wandering Witch is the best light novel ever! |
| OT: Seppuku White_Hollow said: ^^^ How do you shoot with a knife!? You can shoot with anything as long as you try hard enough |
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𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. |
| Backstabbed so many times |
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