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Have you ever applied anime logic in real life, did it work?

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Aug 22, 2023 4:14 PM
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Listen to my story, so I was at McDonalds, waiting at a que with Clarissa, when she suddenly went somewhere for some reason and she told me to stay there. Then a few minutes later, two hot girls came on the que and I insisted that they should be in front of me, I wasn't that hungry anyways and they looked like high schoolers, young people need all the help in this period. They accepted and thanked me.
Then Clarissa came and she was pissed, accusing me that I let those chicks be in front on me, at least she didn't make a scene but she she stomped my foot and that hurt.
My response to her was: I have no enemies. Then she stopped acting angry and made me pay her meal.

What about you?
Aug 22, 2023 4:29 PM
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BIKINI⚔️ARMOR

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No, most anime logic is often dumb and makes no rational sense.
Aug 22, 2023 5:05 PM
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Cranberry Sauce

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Are you sure you didn't misspell Clarissa with either Kotonoha Katsura, Sekai Saionji or Yuno Gasai?
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp!

Aug 22, 2023 9:30 PM
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🍅 Tomato 🍅

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Nah. Anime logic is usually very stupid. :D
Aug 22, 2023 9:59 PM
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The Attack Titan

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my whole life is built around anime logic
i am anime


btw what did u end up eating

Aug 22, 2023 10:29 PM
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I think the one anime thing I use in real life was taken from Guilty Crown of all things, I feel uncomfortable looking at people in the eye, but at the same time I know it's generally considered rude not to do that when talking to them, so I end up looking right between them instead and no one has noticed that I do this so far, at least not that I know.
Who are you and why do you show your hostility towards a complete stranger whom you've not once spoken with before. Are you seriously asking to get blocked? Well, if that's what your intent is; to tempt me into throwing hands with someone as lowly and insignificant as you, then i may grant your wish provided you articulate yourself a bit better when trying to spite a person of my wavelength.
Aug 23, 2023 12:12 AM
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There's not enough suspension of disbelief irl to pull off any level of anime logic.

Well actually maybe if you're dealing with extremely stupid people like kids or whatnot.
Aug 23, 2023 12:59 AM
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BerriesSan said:
btw what did u end up eating

Ice cream. Mcd food is not suitable for human consumption

-Ryu said:
so I end up looking right between them instead and no one has noticed that I do this so far, at least not that I know.

This old trick works, I use it too to some degree. I completely forgot mc from guilty crown was like that.
Aug 23, 2023 1:35 AM
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Hard to put in words but more like psychological effect. I think I understand people better
Aug 23, 2023 2:27 AM

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The first time I heard the term "agnostic", was in Naruto, from Guy sensei. That term is what I define myself by. At least in terms of religion.

Most of my common sense came from anime. Not sure about my values, but a third of them also came from anime.
I'd say at least 50% of my character has been filtered through anime.
Aug 23, 2023 2:41 AM
Neet Specter

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On a tram ride back when I was in university I saw a kid having a nose bleed but his mom didn't think he was having hentai thoughts. .
I was having hentai thoughts about the mom and applied anime logic and told her that her kid was watching hentai porn on his phone..
She shouted at me in Serbian..which sounded like tanga or something
 

Aug 23, 2023 2:50 AM
Neet Specter

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Anime logic that I was forced into..

I had to verbally explain my idea for my thesis to my thesis advisor before i set out to achieve my goal of getting it approved and accepted..like anime characters explaining their powers before a fight..

 

Aug 23, 2023 5:42 AM

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I once needed to transport my big ass piano down the stairs to another room. Since i did it alone i needed a plan. Plan was screaming very loudly 'to get stronger'. It worked. 10/10 would scream again.

Aug 23, 2023 6:44 AM

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Catalano said:
BerriesSan said:
btw what did u end up eating

Ice cream. Mcd food is not suitable for human consumption

-Ryu said:
so I end up looking right between them instead and no one has noticed that I do this so far, at least not that I know.

This old trick works, I use it too to some degree. I completely forgot mc from guilty crown was like that.
now we know this was an abject lie. they never have icecream as their mchines are always broken
Aug 23, 2023 8:07 AM
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You should learn to spell queue right.
Aug 23, 2023 9:22 AM
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Sikiklers said:
You should learn to spell queue right.


Dude really made this account, hasn't put anything at all on it, just to chat shit. I respect the dedication
Aug 23, 2023 10:39 AM
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No, I have not. Unless you count ways to handle real-life situations...
Aug 23, 2023 11:55 AM

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Manja_Warior said:
Sikiklers said:
You should learn to spell queue right.


Dude really made this account, hasn't put anything at all on it, just to chat shit. I respect the dedication
But he do be straight spittin though
Aug 23, 2023 12:03 PM

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I don't meet many high school girls on my train lines, but i still expect my lucky pervert moment with one pero~
Aug 25, 2023 6:30 PM
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I ain't remember. However, some prolly works based on educational shows.

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