whats your favorite obscure slang or figures of speech?

Zettaiken said:
That what you wrote at the beginning sounds like a typical google translator of a polish conversation which has alot of Kurwas and it is not rare here



Slangs well ummmmm
"Kielon" that's how differently we say to a shot glass which we use only for vodka
"Bagieta" yeah normally it means Baguettes but in this meaning it means cop
"Blachara" > Something of a Gold Digger so girls who are easily picked up by guys who have more expensive cars
"Bananowy dzieciak/Bananowe dzieci" "Banana kid" > People who are rich/have more money just because of their parents
"A chuj Ci do tego?" "A dick for ya?"> A more agressive way of saying "None of you're business"
"A może frytki do tego?" "And maybe french fries?"> We say that when someone's asking to bring/pass this and this and this and than irritated you're saying that.
"A były tam smoki?" "Were there dragons?" > You're saying that when someone's tells with passion a story which is completely unbelievable and you're sure that that person is just simply lying
"Rakietowe Paliwo" "Rocket Fuel" > Beer
"Muszę zatankować paliwo" "I need to tank gasoline (to a car)" > I need to drink a beer
"Piwo to moje paliwo" "Beer is my fuel" > I need to drink a beer
"Czysta" > Vodka
"Kolorowa" > Flavored Vodka
"Łycha" "Big spoon (very rarely used but there exist such word)" > Whisky
"Dać Dupy" "Give Ass" > Usually when you say that about mainly girls it means that she cheated/ offered sex for something, rarely we can say "Dałeś dupy" which means that you fucked up/failed something
"Dołek" "Small hole" > Means that you're temporarily being held/arrested in police headquartes (not jail) for 24/48 hours
"60na" "60th (someone)" > Snitched, someone who snitches straight into police
"Idź w pyry" "Go to potatoes (Poznań slang for Potatoes is Pyra)" > Go away/GTFO
"Idź w pizdu" "Go into pussy" > GTFO
"Idź w chuj" Go into dick" > GTFO
"I chuj/I chuj z tym" "And Dick" > Usually you say that in the end of situation to show that you're neutral or you don't give a fuck, for example you say "That cashier was unpleasent I chuj/I chuj z tym"
"I chuj wszystko strzelił" "And dick shooted everything" > When you had some plans scheduled and suddenly everything needs to be canceled due to some event/action/health or anything else so you inform that by this saying very quickly
"Gastrofaza" No idea how to translate it literally in english > That's how we describe the situation when you're very hungry after smoking weed
"Jeden chuj/Jeden pies/Jeden kij" "One dick/One dog/One stick" > these are 3 variations when you say there is no difference between one and other or when someone asks you to choose and you can say that so it doesn't matter for example someone asks you if you want to drink whisky or rum and you say that which means it doesn't matter what.
"Bić Niemca po hełmie" "Hitting a German (soldier/nazi soldier to be more specific) to the helmet" > Fapping


There are thousands if not more of the slangs and I can't recall more, not to mention that alot of voivodeships or even cities has their own slangs these are just the examples of ones which are interesting or stuff I am more positive about instead of being negative/cringe

Cneq said:
All Australian slang is obscure as fact to the average American so I'll just use that when I'm back in the US [I'll also make sure to call everyone a cunt, got my C card after all]

ryo-san said:
F everybody, everybody can suck my d..

Got it from a steel Panther song haha

NorthmostIsle said:
My favorite is the german "Mit dem nicht gut Kirschen essen" which literally translates as "with them there is no good cherry eating". Basically you say it when you want to point out that someone is not very agreeable or easy to get along with.

Skimt said:
gorrhyse
[gory][haddock]; a truly worthless individual, one so hideous that their only value is being mauled to death, like a haddock only has value as fishballs.

klæpphærslig
[fishing gaff][revolting]; a douchebag; a person whose pretentious personality is so revolting that it sends shivers down your spine (where you are smacked by their fishing gaff).

kronidiot
[crown][idiot]; someone so dumb they've been rewarded a crown for it.

vasipi4946 said:
According to the wiki, Brozouf is obscure French slang for money.

LightWorker said:
Drawers it's a secondary/forgotten word for Panties and other Underwear (we more commonly use the word Knickers for Panties). I remember my Mother using this word a lot, and haven't heard it to many times since.

It makes me giggle sometimes when I hear phases such as "can I see inside your drawers?" I.....am very immature.

MeanMrMusician said:
One that I use when talking to my mom is "I don't have a dog in that fight".

RobertBobert said:
Asking a Russian about his favorite swear word is like trying to figure out how often Japanese people eat seafood.

Crow_Black said:


Speaking in another language, that isn't English is somehow offensive to wokies.

RobertBobert said:


In Russian there is a word blyat (damn), which easily turns into the word blyad (a woman who sleeps with everyone). Don't use it with feminists or emotional women, because every time you say the first, they will hear it as the second. And it's kind of funny, because even though blyad is an extremely rude word, blyat is easily used as an interjection and has a bunch of easy options.

Crow_Black said:


Being a leftist has to be the most depressing thing ever one part sex offender, the other part holier than thou modern day moses telling you how to live in a circlejerk and another part just general insufferable obnoxious person. And i always make it a point to stay away from them at all times and on the topic of obscure words there's a term called polikore in Japanese which means politcally correct yakuza and its a perfect name honestly imo to describe wokies imo.

RobertBobert said:


Not sure about the yakuza, rather the Japanese use it for any kind of "progressive" nonsense, similar to other -kei terms like visual kei. For example, the word was used equally for Bridget's gender reversal and gay marriages in Gundam.

Crow_Black said:


Since we're still on the topic of obscure terms crossdressers like femboys or tomboys aren't exactly trans.

I said it.

RobertBobert said:


I find it extremely interesting that when the topic of transsexuality became mainstream, concepts about gender became much more limited, and now any non-stereotypical man or woman is considered trans.

AzureWeeb said:
My family tends to say something's "catty-whompus" when something's screwed up or out of sorts (ie a messy room or a non-level picture). I've never heard anyone else say it, and I have no idea where it came from.