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Sep 20, 2020 6:23 PM
#1
I really like fucked up humor so go all out and i couldn't care less at all how offensive it is just make me laugh at ridiculous and dark you could be. |
Sep 20, 2020 6:36 PM
#2
LMFAO!!!!! Serves that little shit right for doing a fortnite dance and saying Lil Uzi Vert is better than Static X and The Police. |
Sep 20, 2020 6:47 PM
#3
Sep 20, 2020 6:51 PM
#4
Damn she still sucking even while he's still peeing what a freaky girl that makes Rick James blush. Also of course its alright to be yourself whatever your skin color is BLM is total fucking cancer and they are really just puppets for China. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:02 PM
#5
This is the darkest edge I've gotten on me right now. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:07 PM
#6
"Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on try punching a nazi through a screen the only one thats goign to get hurt is you kiddo. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:12 PM
#7
Crow_Black said: Come on, you know you can do better than that. I believe in all the potential you've wasted thus far. "Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:16 PM
#8
Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: Come on, you know you can do better than that. I believe in all the potential you've wasted thus far. "Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on. I'm sure Chris Hansen would love to meet you and have some coffee with you mr pedophile. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:17 PM
#9
https://hugelolcdn.com/i/415628.png no idea how to upload photos but this is what i found. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:23 PM
#10
Crow_Black said: That's a bit better, but kind of stale. You need to better your degradation skills, it didn't even give me a boner and I'm very easy to please. Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: "Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on. I'm sure Chris Hansen would love to meet you and have some coffee with you mr pedophile. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:27 PM
#11
Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: That's a bit better, but kind of stale. You need to better your degradation skills, it didn't even give me a boner and I'm very easy to please. Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: Come on, you know you can do better than that. I believe in all the potential you've wasted thus far. "Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on. I'm sure Chris Hansen would love to meet you and have some coffee with you mr pedophile. I'm quite sure cuties will please you well ennough. And FYI if you're thinking about hitting on me think again because i'm into 2d girls and you wouldn't be able to enjoy thinking about me while masterbating since you know the sad reality of how i'll never fuck you even if you were the last person on earth polikore crybully. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:38 PM
#12
Crow_Black said: You say you have no interest in me, but still you keep coming back to degrade me and that's just going to make me fall for you. Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: Come on, you know you can do better than that. I believe in all the potential you've wasted thus far. "Checks bio" Lets see here professional SJW!? this isn't the thread you're going to be wanting to read go back to tumblr and cry how "capitalism" is ruining your life and how much of a neo nazi i am when i'm just simply a total egalitarian thats apolitcal. Cause this hill ain't worth dying on. I'm sure Chris Hansen would love to meet you and have some coffee with you mr pedophile. I'm quite sure cuties will please you well ennough. And FYI if you're thinking about hitting on me think again because i'm into 2d girls and you wouldn't be able to enjoy thinking about me while masterbating since you know the sad reality of how i'll never fuck you even if you were the last person on earth polikore crybully. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:41 PM
#13
Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum when you do realize the girl you simp for on twitch isn't going to go down on you at all anytime soon. Plus being gay doesn't excuse you at all for comitting any crimes. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:51 PM
#14
This good? Found this i think or another one on leafys twitter people post edgy shit all the time there |
Sep 20, 2020 7:54 PM
#15
Crow_Black said: Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum when you do realize the girl you simp for on twitch isn't going to go down on you at all anytime soon. Plus being gay doesn't excuse you at all for comitting any crimes. Just how handsome Hulk starring God giving a kid stage 4 cancer became this... lol |
OhmenaSep 20, 2020 7:57 PM
Sep 20, 2020 7:54 PM
#16
You just exceeded my expectations i really am digging the anti blm jokes thats posted here keep it up. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:55 PM
#17
Ohmena said: Crow_Black said: Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum when you do realize the girl you simp for on twitch isn't going to go down on you at all anytime soon. Plus being gay doesn't excuse you at all for comitting any crimes. Just how wholesome Hulk starring God giving a kid stage 4 cancer became this... lol I'm actually carrying out my job gatekeeping anime by dunking on them and making them feel like an idiot wasting their time with me. |
Sep 20, 2020 7:56 PM
#18
Kayle_x_Morgana said: This good? Found this i think or another one on leafys twitter people post edgy shit all the time there Keep up the anti blm stuff i'm fucking digging it. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:01 PM
#19
Crow_Black said: That's because my mother taught me to be charitable to those in need.Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum And oh, thank you, anon! Using singular 'they/them' to refer to me. I see SJW propaganda has been working wonders on you, that's so sweet. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:04 PM
#20
Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: That's because my mother taught me to be charitable to those in need.Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum And oh, thank you, anon! Using singular 'they/them' to refer to me. I see SJW propaganda has been working wonders on you, that's so sweet. Buddy you just admited online that your mom swallows cum and has most likely swallowed your cum from time to time. I don't even think you are from the Netherlands at all but from Alabama. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:06 PM
#21
Madoka fans should get the irony and dark humor here. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:06 PM
#22
You know, Abraham Lincoln and JFK were very open minded people. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:07 PM
#23
Now this is the darkest joke posted on here. It made me lose my head. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:08 PM
#24
TempestoGod said: You know, Abraham Lincoln and JFK were very open minded people. I hear Bill Cosby is a master mixologist and has a degree in pharmaceuticals. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:08 PM
#25
Nothing get darker and edgier than this. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:10 PM
#26
Here's Round 2. I'll post more if I can think of more. The first one was one a friend told me. I'm going to the donut shop; do you want a cherry jelly-filled donut or a blackberry jelly-filled donut? |
Sep 20, 2020 8:11 PM
#27
Crow_Black said: Hm... My mother has been dead for quite some time, so it would probably get too messy if I were to dig her up now just for that. You can go ahead though and do it, if that's your thing, I'm not one to kink shame. Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum And oh, thank you, anon! Using singular 'they/them' to refer to me. I see SJW propaganda has been working wonders on you, that's so sweet. Buddy you just admited online that your mom swallows cum and has most likely swallowed your cum from time to time. I don't even think you are from the Netherlands at all but from Alabama. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:19 PM
#28
Damn, I'm slow. Just realized the joke. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:20 PM
#29
bruh is someone actually getting offended by this thread. you can literally go off it if you are. rip this thread tho, probably will get locked. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:24 PM
#30
Crow_Black said: Kayle_x_Morgana said: This good? Found this i think or another one on leafys twitter people post edgy shit all the time there Keep up the anti blm stuff i'm fucking digging it. tthis is the only other one I know of. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:27 PM
#31
TempestoGod said: Damn, I'm slow. Just realized the joke. eheheh... What's funnier to me is the fact that the sticker just happened to be placed there by coincidence. (Or at least I'm guessing it was.) Here's a related one, with another reference. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:43 PM
#32
Kanashiia said: Wha- I literally have that exact same image on my profile. I deeply regret clicking on this thread. Now I can't unsee it lol. Now that is a wild coincidence! As a consolation prize, here are some Kyubey memes just for you. /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ |
Sep 20, 2020 8:44 PM
#33
Kosmonaut said: ]Crow_Black said: Hm... My mother has been dead for quite some time, so it would probably get too messy if I were to dig her up now just for that. You can go ahead though and do it, if that's your thing, I'm not one to kink shame. Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: That's because my mother taught me to be charitable to those in need.Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum And oh, thank you, anon! Using singular 'they/them' to refer to me. I see SJW propaganda has been working wonders on you, that's so sweet. Buddy you just admited online that your mom swallows cum and has most likely swallowed your cum from time to time. I don't even think you are from the Netherlands at all but from Alabama. 2d girls don't die at all unlike 3d ones. So i can assume your father taught you how important it is to take anal and how women but in this case men must be taught how to worship your cock |
Sep 20, 2020 8:45 PM
#34
TempestoGod said: Here's Round 2. I'll post more if I can think of more. The first one was one a friend told me. I'm going to the donut shop; do you want a cherry jelly-filled donut or a blackberry jelly-filled donut? white girls love blackberry cherry filled dougnuts to go with their pumpkin spice lattes and invite their friend as well and kiss their boyfriend to taste the flavor of blackberry cherry flavored doughnuts. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:47 PM
#35
9/10 people recommend gang rape. I broke my knee the other day and went to the doctor to fix it. He said I broke it pretty bad and that I might need some equipment on my leg to help it. I limped out of the hospital because no way am I associating with knee gears. |
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Sep 20, 2020 8:49 PM
#36
2shizukasensei88 said: 9/10 people recommend gang rape. I broke my knee the other day and went to the doctor to fix it. He said I broke it pretty bad and that I might need some equipment on my leg to help it. I limped out of the hospital because no way am I associating with knee gears. I'm glad i'm an athiest so i don't have to worry burning in hell laughing at these jokes. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:53 PM
#37
Kayle_x_Morgana said: Crow_Black said: Kayle_x_Morgana said: This good? Found this i think or another one on leafys twitter people post edgy shit all the time there Keep up the anti blm stuff i'm fucking digging it. tthis is the only other one I know of. Now this is the story all about how my life got choke slammed upside down and i;d like to take a minute so sit right there and i'll tell you how i became the maryrty of no air. |
Sep 20, 2020 8:56 PM
#38
SargonTheGreat said: My boy floyd failed the hold your breath challenge What do you expect? the man wanted edgy so I posted edgy dont get mad at me for it. he still cant breathe but is able to swallow all that cum |
Sep 20, 2020 9:01 PM
#39
SadMadoka said: TempestoGod said: Damn, I'm slow. Just realized the joke. eheheh... What's funnier to me is the fact that the sticker just happened to be placed there by coincidence. (Or at least I'm guessing it was.) Here's a related one, with another reference. Logan would do something like this for sure |
Sep 20, 2020 9:04 PM
#40
hey guys what do you call a gay person ran over? drag race. |
Sep 20, 2020 9:08 PM
#41
Doughnuts said: Hello, moderators. I am intentionally posting an unrelated message on this thread, and I understand that doing so violates Section I, Rule 5 of the Site & Forum Guidelines. In addition, I have linked copyrighted content below, which violates Section I, Rule I of the aforementioned guidelines. Have a nice day. This post made me die laughing And for some reason this made me really happy Here's something edgy: I'm sorry I really tried to come up with an edgy joke but just couldn't |
Sep 20, 2020 9:11 PM
#42
Murrin said: Doughnuts said: Hello, moderators. I am intentionally posting an unrelated message on this thread, and I understand that doing so violates Section I, Rule 5 of the Site & Forum Guidelines. In addition, I have linked copyrighted content below, which violates Section I, Rule I of the aforementioned guidelines. Have a nice day. This post made me die laughing And for some reason this made me really happy Here's something edgy: I'm sorry I really tried to come up with an edgy joke but just couldn't Anything goes here rape,murder,suicide,robbery and especially women and blm. |
Sep 20, 2020 9:18 PM
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Sep 20, 2020 10:35 PM
#44
edit: ehh i'm not comfortable having that one up publicly so i removed it. if someone wants to hear it ask and maybe i'll pm it to u... maybe Here are some random jokes I wrote tonight Why did God make Eve out of Adam's rib? His dick wasn't big enough. I guess that explains why the devil disguised himself as a serpent Why did Cain kill Abel? Because Cain wanted to fuck his mom but Abel did it first Why did Jesus turn the water into wine? He wanted to get everybody drunk so he could fuck them in the ass Do you know how many babies Adam and Eve had? Unfortunately not few enough to prevent my existence By the way, here's something REALLY edgy: https://vimeo.com/460053324 |
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Sep 20, 2020 10:41 PM
#45
err i laugh at this dark humor back then news: Kyoto Animation studio is burning random 4chan /a/ comment: guess they got fired |
Sep 20, 2020 10:53 PM
#46
First of all, sorry to all jews and black people here. It's just jokes. How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in front, 2 in the back and 4 in the ashtrade. How do you stop a black guy from running? You shoot him. And a joke about romanians. What's the romanian salute? Please mister, can you give me a dollar? |
Sep 21, 2020 2:37 AM
#47
Crow_Black said: My father was pretty anal about stuff, but he never taught me how to take anal, unfortunately. It's a shame, it would've made my life in academia that much easier than learning on the fly. Kosmonaut said: ]Crow_Black said: Kosmonaut said: Crow_Black said: That's because my mother taught me to be charitable to those in need.Why are you so obsessed with swallowing my cum And oh, thank you, anon! Using singular 'they/them' to refer to me. I see SJW propaganda has been working wonders on you, that's so sweet. Buddy you just admited online that your mom swallows cum and has most likely swallowed your cum from time to time. I don't even think you are from the Netherlands at all but from Alabama. 2d girls don't die at all unlike 3d ones. So i can assume your father taught you how important it is to take anal and how women but in this case men must be taught how to worship your cock |
Sep 21, 2020 3:59 AM
#48
What's the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of sand with a Pitchfork Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwich before i eat it. |
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Sep 21, 2020 4:36 AM
#49
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was clinically depressed and suicidal and hoped for a car to run it over |
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