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Jun 26, 2020 7:37 PM
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If a genie snapped his fingers and boom you are in charge. No military invasion to take over.

me:
1. If in the scenario kim is still alive, I would throw him and his generals in a crowd of people and let them do whatever they want to them. Maybe it will help moral?
2. Get rid of the death camps.
3. I would say release everyone from prison since i'm going to assume most people in prison(if there is a actual prison, not death camps only) are there for bullshit reasons.
4. Stop the nuclear project
5. Apologize to other nations and beg them to lift sanctions so I can get help to get food etc.
6. create a real government so this can never happen again.

Jun 26, 2020 7:42 PM
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Harem of the hottest girls in the country. I would enjoy my rule and I might slowly start the process of economic liberalization, but its not a big priority.
Jun 26, 2020 7:42 PM
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Let someone else take over because I don't wanna be in charge of North Korea. But if I had to, I don't know, I would just try to fix what is left
Jun 26, 2020 7:42 PM
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>6. create a real government so this can never happen again.
You ignored pretty much all of the hard work.
Jun 26, 2020 7:48 PM
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establish a patriarchal asian ethnostate

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Jun 26, 2020 8:06 PM
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I will just say what I think the country should do rather than what I would do since I'd rather have a country from scratch than trying to alter an existing country. I would want North Korea and South Korea to have a treaty and become a confederation. From then on the DPRK needs to abandon the Juche ideology. From here this is where things get tricky. I suppose since I can't decide i would have the people decide if they want to unite further than a confederation and become a single state again. If they choose to stay seporate then I would properly establish that South Korea will defend us from the US and I would work toward making a government more to my tastes as well as testing the people to see what their education and mindset is at and I will adjust on that. If North and South are good to unite then I would need to come up with terms for this and I would propose an economic system that fits both countries and I would seek to improve the workers safety and rights all over Korea if I became leader of that. Also I would ditch that law banning porn and I would make cannabis legal among some other drugs once the public seems responsible and educated enough over it.
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Jun 26, 2020 8:23 PM
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Turning North Korea into South Korea 2? is it good idea?
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Jun 27, 2020 1:05 AM
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I would aim nukes at every single continent and watch the world explode. I’d be careful to avoid Japan though.

OP your doings seem pretty lame.
Jun 27, 2020 1:38 AM
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Probably keep everything just the way it is. I would quickly learn everything that there is to know about North Korea from North korea and not from the outside world. Maybe things are better over there than we think. Don't let those undercover documentaries fool you. Every nation has good things and bad things about it. There are always people who have had terribly experiences that will come forward and speak about the worst things that have happened. Bad things happen everywhere though. All I am saying is if you or I or anyone was to become leader of NK we might find that things are actually good or getting better and we might just leave things to continue as they are. Who knows.
Jun 27, 2020 3:07 AM
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I’d probably mostly keep things the same, if I was in charge of North Korea; I’d have all the power of brainwashing to my disposal, the one thing I would change though from the Kim now is that I’d probably allow more tourism into North Korea and allow North Koreans to be tourists in other countries.
Jun 27, 2020 4:11 AM

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I don't think anything can be done to fix northkorea at this point. They have almost no resources, their population is starving and if they were to get rid of their nukes they'd lose any leverage they have.

The only shot is somehow becoming self-independant but that's a long shot without oil.
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Jun 27, 2020 6:35 AM

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I always wanted my own boer republic.
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Jun 27, 2020 6:38 AM
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You honestly don't want me to gain any amount of political power. Because if I ever do - Stalin and Hitler would be considered peaceful and woke in comparison.

Anyways, I'd start with uniting Korea.
Jun 27, 2020 6:40 AM

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I would retire extremely early and live in luxary. I would give my job to my bro.
Jun 27, 2020 6:41 AM

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Be the human incarnation of gluttony until i end up dying of diabeetus.
Jun 27, 2020 6:43 AM

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To start with all that authoritarian shit needs to go, no more concentration camps and no more command economy, as well as various other things. Then it’s time to open up to the rest of the world and show the general population what is out there. Also execute Kim and his family so there will be less resistance.
Jun 27, 2020 6:45 AM

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Hold elections and go live in the Caribbean with the money on my off shore accs.



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Jun 27, 2020 7:25 AM

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I would just open the borders to China and South Korea. Within a few years, North Korea will prosper by itself due to exposure.
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Jun 27, 2020 7:33 AM

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Get lots of money and attach it to south Korea and make it one country again.
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Jun 27, 2020 7:53 AM

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Establish myself as the new defacto dictator and give free ice cream and t-shirts to the people.
Jun 27, 2020 8:08 AM
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North Korean girls seem pretty hot to be honest.
Jun 27, 2020 8:34 AM

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Tausendjähriges Reich!

- Communism would be illegal and punishable by death.
- Rule of meritocracy based upon the noble principle of who doesn't work doesn't eat.
- Public executions for corruption.
- Flaying for drug dealers.
- Rebirth of the sacred band of Thebes as the most elite fighting force.
- One-party state.
- Complete removal of the jack of all trades education system in a favour of one which would focus on producing masters of whatever is it that the person excels at.
- Heer and Schutzstaffel style uniforms for military.
- Complete deletion of noise.
- Religion would be frowned upon but you're allowed to practice it.
- Non for profit medical care which would be free for all.
- Thirty hour work week.
- Complete cancellation of fossil fuels, obviously after economic stabilization.
- Capitalism with minor state control.
- Tobacco ban.
- Benefits for family oriented people.
- Stoning for opinion piece journalism. Journalism must be factual without any possible biases.
etc...


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Jun 27, 2020 8:56 AM

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make kim yo-jong my sex slave, or vice versa.
Jun 27, 2020 9:01 AM

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I'll unify the north and south Korea's. I'm surprised no one said that. You save most of the people in the north from poverty and wrongful accusations. Then just live comfortably as the hero who saved The Koreas.

I mean, who actually want to be in charge of a country?? Does anyone know how much work that is??
You also have china who has huge influence over north korea. So you're not the only one in charge technically.
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Make the economy into a free market, invest more money on grooming natural goods or on crops. Export them to other countries use the money gotten from exports into helping citizens' life and invest on crops/natural goods plus the nuclear weaponry/military.


just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police 😫
Jun 27, 2020 9:11 AM
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dismantle nuclear weapons

transition to one korea by merging with south korea

retire from leader position and let south korea government do the rest
Jun 27, 2020 10:59 AM

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Anastacius said:
I'll unify the north and south Korea's. I'm surprised no one said that. You save most of the people in the north from poverty and wrongful accusations. Then just live comfortably as the hero who saved The Koreas.

I mean, who actually want to be in charge of a country?? Does anyone know how much work that is??
You also have china who has huge influence over north korea. So you're not the only one in charge technically.



Because I don't think they'll just say ok we trust you let's be united korea now.
Jun 27, 2020 11:45 AM

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Kayle_x_Morgana said:
Anastacius said:
I'll unify the north and south Korea's. I'm surprised no one said that. You save most of the people in the north from poverty and wrongful accusations. Then just live comfortably as the hero who saved The Koreas.

I mean, who actually want to be in charge of a country?? Does anyone know how much work that is??
You also have china who has huge influence over north korea. So you're not the only one in charge technically.



Because I don't think they'll just say ok we trust you let's be united korea now.


Then how can they unify? Korea has been dreaming for unification for almost 50 years and when the dictator suddenly declares is abdication and offers it to the South, why would they reject? Sure, there will be precautions obviously but they will try to unify at all costs. There aren't going to suddenly reject it, lol.
Jun 27, 2020 11:51 AM
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idk freeing everyone from that persecution will have unforeseeable economic repercussions. it would be too stressful for me personally.

probably just apply to United Nations for a rescue plan
Jun 27, 2020 1:10 PM

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Anastacius said:
Kayle_x_Morgana said:



Because I don't think they'll just say ok we trust you let's be united korea now.


Then how can they unify? Korea has been dreaming for unification for almost 50 years and when the dictator suddenly declares is abdication and offers it to the South, why would they reject? Sure, there will be precautions obviously but they will try to unify at all costs. There aren't going to suddenly reject it, lol.

Why would they reject it? Idk... why would they trust a stranger who was just elected the leader? I should change my last one to unify with korea but off the bat I don't think they'll just say ok. They can easily think it is stop sort of trap to invade?
Jun 27, 2020 1:20 PM

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Kayle_x_Morgana said:
Anastacius said:


Then how can they unify? Korea has been dreaming for unification for almost 50 years and when the dictator suddenly declares is abdication and offers it to the South, why would they reject? Sure, there will be precautions obviously but they will try to unify at all costs. There aren't going to suddenly reject it, lol.

Why would they reject it? Idk... why would they trust a stranger who was just elected the leader? I should change my last one to unify with korea but off the bat I don't think they'll just say ok. They can easily think it is stop sort of trap to invade?

Of course they won't trust a stranger right away but that's why we have negotiations and terms. And it'll most likely work out fine because you're the dictator negotiating in the first place, which i assume will be logical and reasonable terms. Of course they won't just march in there and accept lmao. And i doubt it'll be very difficult to unify. Like i said, they're pretty desperate to unify.
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make kim yo-jong my sex slave, or vice versa.

Best idea I've heard yet tbh. She prolly kinky af.
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Jun 27, 2020 2:00 PM

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Ah yes, because only the United States of America and other White countries can have nukes... Why doesn't your own country get rid of them?

The only reason ANY country has nukes is because other countries have them (or possess the possibility of making them). America will never lose its nukes as long as Russia exists.
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Jun 27, 2020 3:19 PM
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Anastacius said:
I'll unify the north and south Korea's. I'm surprised no one said that. You save most of the people in the north from poverty and wrongful accusations. Then just live comfortably as the hero who saved The Koreas.

I mean, who actually want to be in charge of a country?? Does anyone know how much work that is??
You also have china who has huge influence over north korea. So you're not the only one in charge technically.

The people in NK are already to brainwashed and won't accept it that easily.

If in the scenario kim is still alive, I would throw him and his generals in a crowd of people and let them do whatever they want to them. Maybe it will help moral?

In a crowd of people? What should they do to him? Many of them actually do love Kim, because they are brainwashed into thinking like that.

What would I do, if I were in charge in NK? Lol, I would nope out right away. If I try to make some changes, someone of the military or Azula herself may want to kill me.
Jun 27, 2020 3:25 PM

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I would replace the death camps with normal prisons, make torture illegal, and relax the laws to Cuba levels


Luchse said:
Tausendjähriges Reich!

- Communism would be illegal and punishable by death.
- Rule of meritocracy based upon the noble principle of who doesn't work doesn't eat.
- Public executions for corruption.
- Flaying for drug dealers.
- Rebirth of the sacred band of Thebes as the most elite fighting force.
- One-party state.
- Complete removal of the jack of all trades education system in a favour of one which would focus on producing masters of whatever is it that the person excels at.
- Heer and Schutzstaffel style uniforms for military.
- Complete deletion of noise.
- Religion would be frowned upon but you're allowed to practice it.
- Non for profit medical care which would be free for all.
- Thirty hour work week.
- Complete cancellation of fossil fuels, obviously after economic stabilization.
- Capitalism with minor state control.
- Tobacco ban.
- Benefits for family oriented people.
- Stoning for opinion piece journalism. Journalism must be factual without any possible biases.
etc...


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_Maneki-Neko_ said:
Anastacius said:
I'll unify the north and south Korea's. I'm surprised no one said that. You save most of the people in the north from poverty and wrongful accusations. Then just live comfortably as the hero who saved The Koreas.

I mean, who actually want to be in charge of a country?? Does anyone know how much work that is??
You also have china who has huge influence over north korea. So you're not the only one in charge technically.

The people in NK are already to brainwashed and won't accept it that easily.

That may be true but that can be easily undone. Such as showing hospitality, health care, food, free education etc. And even if the present generation won't accept, the next will no matter what because they'll be raised in a society like present day Korea and not NK. There has been many accounts also of people escaping NK which clearly shows it doesn't always work nor people actually want to stay in the first place.
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ACasualViewer said:
Harem of the hottest girls in the country.

Lol this is basically what the king of Eswatini does. It’s called the Reed Dance and it’s where a thousands of unmarried teen girls around the country participate in some festival. He gets to chose his favorite among girl the a select group to become his next wife; he was like 15 wives rn.
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i would just keep kpop banned nbd nbd
Jun 27, 2020 5:19 PM
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myanimelist-user said:
ACasualViewer said:
Harem of the hottest girls in the country.

Lol this is basically what the king of Eswatini does. It’s called the Reed Dance and it’s where a thousands of unmarried teen girls around the country participate in some festival. He gets to chose his favorite among girl the a select group to become his next wife; he was like 15 wives rn.


That sounds amazing actually, hes living the dream life that most men want to live.
Jun 27, 2020 5:44 PM

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I would give the land to Japan, of course.
Jun 27, 2020 6:06 PM

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Open the country up to evil first world mega-corporations to do unrestricted research risk free. With State sanctioned military protection from the rabble.
Really get a leg up on GMOs and cat girls and robo waifus. Absolutely destroy the West in innovation in a few decades as it falls into a inescapable purity spiral.

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I would invade S. Korea to make K-poop illegal, no need to thank me later.
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Id fuck all the hottest bitches in the country! YESSSS

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