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Apr 1, 2018 7:03 PM
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Special Week is definitely one of those lovable hyperincompetent MCs I tend to enjoy

but El Condor Pasa knows how to hit all the "best girl personality" boxes

I don't understand why this isn't just a regular track club cute girls show

I definitely don't understand why they also have to be idols in their spare time

The trainer guy came across like a standard "late 90s early 2000s" character addition instead of just being straight gross, I didn't hate him but he definitely needs to stop feeling up special week.
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Apr 1, 2018 7:28 PM
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"El Condor Pasa was a dark bay horse with a large white star bred in Kentucky by his Japanese owner Takashi Watanabe." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Condor_Pasa_(horse)

#KentuckyProud

#UnbridledSpirit

I wonder, arts of her with "blinker hood on/off" versions, which will be parent/child on Danbooru.

Weird gimmicks = gawking attention = more profit

Idols = profit multiplier

Bonus points if any seiyuu agree to put on an IRL concert wearing horse ears and tail.

Do you mean why idols in-universe? Same thing probably, that school is making a killing off tickets and merch like any good NCAA school would.
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i still need the gif of her running to school eating that carrot

i am completely unsure of how to score this
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there's already an uma musume wiki

you too can learn that el condor pasa likes pro wrestling or that vodka really hates being patronized

or special week's three sizes (god dammit japan)
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Those Horse Girls had given me too much nightmares and a huge percentage of being insane i will exterminate them for good
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Apr 3, 2018 4:16 AM
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wtf prankster just wtf
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Special Week is definitely one of the most precious girls we will have dis season. This anime tries to sell literally everything: leg grabbing fetish, kemonomimis, idols, and weirdnesses that i cant describe, etc.

And R.I.P. her mother T____T

7/10 so far, Special Week is special but rest of the girls are bland.
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illivinni said:
leg grabbing fetish

Getting kicked in the face fetish https://youtu.be/ln5Ar5aHDYM?t=7s

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The answer to life, the universe and everything

Hey AP do you think their brains are arranged differently, since https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_cortex is normally on the sides rather than on top?

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I finally realized why I didn't like Keijo. It was the cast of characters, primarily the attitude (shall we say stupidity) of the MC. The characters, and especially the MC of Pretty Derby (Special Week) are just so much more fun to watch.

I've only seen three episodes of Keijo, but I agree... in particular the personality of the current star (Silence Suzuka) is unusual for a character in that position, and highly welcome.
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illivinni said:
Special Week is definitely one of the most precious girls we will have dis season. This anime tries to sell literally everything: leg grabbing fetish, kemonomimis, idols, and weirdnesses that i cant describe, etc.

And R.I.P. her mother T____T

7/10 so far, Special Week is special but rest of the girls are bland.
well to be fair those Horse Girls will only give me insanity no matter how they make enough terrible humor and ugly behaviour (well it's ok for me to be speciesist in the anime world but not in real life)
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Hey AP do you think their brains are arranged differently, since https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_cortex is normally on the sides rather than on top?


Given that horse girls have existed in that universe long enough for people not to be weirded out by them, it would stand to reason that the first thing you'd notice looking at their brain is an enlarged cerebellum to assist with their movements. It's possible that the auditory cortex would migrate to the top of the head, but more likely that the associated regions would have just rotated in some form or fashion, leaving the cortex in roughly the same place.
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and I know, since you're all wondering:

Too loli to lewd:
I don't know if there are any of these, I don't think we've met any yet

Too adorable to lewd:
Special Week

I don't want to see this in the club but on your own time, whatever floats your equine boat:
The rest of them I guess?

but don't let special week see your search history if you do

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Thank you Prof. Punter

https://www.equisearch.com/discoverhorses/horse-hearing

Sounds like they should definitely be wearing hearing protection at their idol concerts, even with human ears I can't stand how loud they are unless I have earplugs. Meanwhile my longtime favorite J-pop idol is going deaf

http://www.straitstimes.com/lifestyle/entertainment/j-pop-star-ayumi-hamasaki-is-going-completely-deaf

Too loli to lewd: Well, someone will probably draw lewds of foal Special Week :(
Apr 3, 2018 6:19 PM

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i just wanna brutally kill Special Week she's annoying as hell (grabs a RPG-7)
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Apr 3, 2018 6:53 PM

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@Prankster_001 What's your goal here? Are you trying to make us dislike you?
Apr 3, 2018 6:58 PM

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he's just trying to come up with an alibi for when people find the dubious maruzensky images in his search history don't worry

"doth protest too much, methinks," as it were
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if they made uma musume chibi specials 2018 would be well on the way to most 10s in a single year ever
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non-lewdable horse girl, too loli

press the right and left arrows to see all 60 horses in game so far, hear voice clips and see their alternate costumes
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pfft not at all boys but anyway i still had opinions on this anime so don't take this for granted and plzz don't make watch this anime it gives me nightmares
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Well I didn't watch any PVs or anything for this so I didn't really know what to expect. Like I knew they were horse girls and they were gonna race or whatever, I knew all that and could have guessed it. But the part that takes me by surprise is that they are idols!?!? Man this is why I gotta research shows before I watch them. Why the fuck are they idols!? It's just so random to have an idol concert after the horse girl race. That's the only part that bothers me about this show. And only the winners are allowed to have idol concerts? Does that mean I will never get to see best girl Haru Urara in concert because she's slow as fuck? What a cruel cruel world.

I only watched the first ep for now. The show itself is pretty fun and funny and they play with the concept in fun ways like the girl's names and the part where that guy was checking out her "hind legs" and then she horse kicked him in the face. Good shit.

Not much else to say. I'll keep watching it. Also I'm kinda interested in horse breeding now, if you know what I mean.

Highlights of the week are how fast this girl eats her food


and El Condor Pasa's English.
Apr 4, 2018 2:37 AM

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well that's a rap for my Horse Girls hatred her but still i'm not gonna watch it bcoz REASONS
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Apr 4, 2018 3:43 PM

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^ We never asked you to watch it :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haru_Urara "The horse gained nationwide popularity in 2003, not due to her success, but rather, due to a long string of consecutive losses." Wow, actually a girl horse AND still alive! That's super rare for this show.

She caught my eye in the trailer doing this <3


I like this daydreamy one in the OP
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@nDroae well still dude actually u know Monster Musume anime? that's where i started my hatred for animal and monster girls
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'"make her a wonderful horse girl" - those were her dying words'

i really hope my last words are better than this ngl

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Does that mean I will never get to see best girl Haru Urara in concert because she's slow as fuck?


guess you're gonna have to buy the game when it comes out to see haru urara in concert, same with most of them, as was their plan

also you followed the phrase "best girl" with something that wasn't "el condor pasa" so i'm a bit confused
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I'd be down with my last words being a reference to some 80 year old meme

Someone suggested El Condor Pasa's mask is supposed to be like a luchador mask, not a horse blinker hood, and now I'm confused.
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Comic Girls Kaos/Kaoruko feels much more Stella no Mahou than GochiUsa to me. And having a rowdy, messy blonde friend who loves to eat, and a short-haired, boyish, hardworking senpai... is not a bad formula to follow. (It stops there, I don't see Hiro drawing eromanga) (but I'd totally like to see that)

"Chara ga moe nai" sounds like a comment Prankster would make

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That's just a Dark Souls 1 character.
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Man Seiun Sky is gorgeous

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Eat like a horse. Moe done right. I love this show.

I thought the outfit being too tight would restrict her breathing, but I guess that's not the canon explanation. She says she ran the same way as before, but I didn't see her use her "wind."

I guess loser girls could still perform on stage if they get their own episodes later, they just have to win *a* race, not a big one.

Weird that the school doesn't have a required singing/dancing course for all new students.
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Not gonna lie the racing scenes made me sweat a bit. Changed my uma score from 7.35 to 7.58.

Apparently El Condor Pasa's hobby is playing flamenco guitar (according to wikia). Absolutely looking forward to this.
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i'm still got anger management on this anime i'm still disdained by it
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Prankster pls, if u keep shitting on umagirls here, i'll continue watching madchen and will be spamming madchen posts on toji no miko thread
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Prankster pls, if u keep shitting on umagirls here, i'll continue watching madchen and will be spamming madchen posts on toji no miko thread
well keep trying u poop and anyway i don't even care if u gonna watch Marchen Madchen and MM is now a mere bad anime and so plzz i'll keep hating Uma Musume as much i keep myself disdain from it and anyway ur not the only one who likes Uma Musume there are also the ones who hated it? So plzz freeze urself!
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You wrote above "well that's a wrap for my Horse Girls hatred here," now you're changing your mind? I asked you before the season started to make your own anti-horse girls thread, we already knew your opinion before the show started, you don't need to keep saying it.

We each dislike CGDCT shows the others like. I'll mention that I don't like a show, everyone else will be like

and we move on. No one keeps posting and reposting and reposting a single thought ad nauseam, there's no point in that.

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Those Horse Girls had given me too much nightmares


Edit: shopped out her nipples so I don't have to nsfw spoiler this
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You wrote above "well that's a wrap for my Horse Girls hatred here," now you're changing your mind? I asked you before the season started to make your own anti-horse girls thread, we already knew your opinion before the show started, you don't need to keep saying it.

We each dislike CGDCT shows the others like. I'll mention that I don't like a show, everyone else will be like

and we move on. No one keeps posting and reposting and reposting a single thought ad nauseam, there's no point in that.

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Those Horse Girls had given me too much nightmares


Edit: shopped out her nipples so I don't have to nsfw spoiler this
hmph and anyway just watch ur Uma Musume dude but while i myself keeping avoided from it and anyway the racetrack or the school from Uma Musume is more like Area 51 for me that i can't go inside at and ur right man everyone has their own right to dislike an anime that's not fit to their tastes and i had to move on from hatiing this horse girl hell
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Can anybody explain where the f*ck that horse girl come from?

it's so weird to be logical

is this many years later after monster Musume or another universe?
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@avixena Well, it's never going to make sense, it's a dumb concept that only exists as an excuse to make a mobile game about waifus with cute animal ears. No one put much thought or time into the worldbuilding.

It's nothing to do with Monster Musume, they're just both using the word "musume" for "girl" rather than the more familiar "shoujo." See also Ika Musume and a bunch of other stuff. https://myanimelist.net/anime.php?q=musume

If you're aware of KanColle, the ship girls in that have the spirits of real battleships from our world. This is like that, it's an alternate earth where the spirits of racehorses from our world are somehow reborn as horse girls. The pregnant mother in the intro frieze is also a horse girl, leading to the question of where their lineage came from. Apparently they've existed throughout history, and it seems to be implied that real horses have never existed in that world.
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me being confused that PA works seems to have made a show that's not terrible without the help of key visual arts

fwiw, the characters for shoujo are "young girl" and the characters for musume are "good girl"
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me being confused that PA works seems to have made a show that's not terrible without the help of key visual arts

fwiw, the characters for shoujo are "young girl" and the characters for musume are "good girl"
dut Hazuki pic so annoying
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okay

this is a better one anyway

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Speaking of annoying Hazuki pics, there's a Hazuki fanart series showing her giving birth to a baby while engaging in coitus per rectum... not that Hazuki though, it's the one from New Game.

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seiun sky probably wasn't in my top 10 first choices for who i would have picked as the rival horse
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Is she *the* rival? I kinda figured there'd be a series of rivals.
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it's actually canon! the real special week lost that race to the real seiun sky in 1998 per japanese horseracing websites that i now have to delete from my history

what the hell is this show planning
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impersonating yun, how rude
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okay

this is a better one anyway

nahh Hazuki of Marchen can be the worse version of Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton if she tries to do slapstick comedy and anyway Hazuki of Marchen is now the worse girl
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This is like when I watch a biopic / historical film in multiple sittings and have to be careful not to look up spoilers while in the middle of it.

Well, the outcomes might be as inaccurate to history as KanColle's... it is a new world after all.
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just watched ep 2. Triple Crown Horse Girls seem pretty common but in real life there has been like 1 Triple Crown Horse in the last 40 years.

wait what the fuck does Eclipse first, the rest nowhere mean?!?!?

wait she's got lesbian moms? wow no wonder she is so naturally gifted, she's a science baby!

I'm starting to really like Silence Suzuka.

I think the best strategy for a horse girl race is to stay in the back til the very end. That way you maximize how much horse girl butt you get to stare at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I like how even the show itself treats the idol stuff as an afterthought lol.

Highlights include a horse bird girl and the horse version of the running late to school anime classic.


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It's a Japanese Triple Crown, though, which is easier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Crown_of_Thoroughbred_Racing#Japan

I didn't know Japan had its own Derby until I watched this :P

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"eclipse first the rest nowhere" is an actual saying that's fallen out of favor used when a first place player/team not only beats everyone they're competing with, but pretty much obliterates them

Apparently Eclipse was a horse[girl] in the 1700s. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2007/mar/04/horseracing.features

"The rest nowhere" looks like this https://youtu.be/AG_27cCW5bw?t=2m9s

What's a horsegirl length?
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and now episode 3 time for Idol Activities.

If Spe-chan fails at winning the Triple Crown she can always retire and have an illustrious breeding career. I think she has the talent for it.

The one girl hurt her leg, I'm surprised they didn't euthanize her.

Special Week get some damn clothes that fit. Also she's not wearing panties???

Probably gonna move this show to a 9 this week or next.

highlights are Spe-chan giving us a preview of what her breeding career will look like and does this confirm horse girls don't wear panties!?!?!?


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This thread now has three screenshots of Special Week pigging out / food baby

THREE DIFFERENT SCREENSHOTS POSTED BY THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

UMA MUSUME MAKES CGDCT CLUB HISTORY



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Not gonna lie the racing scenes made me sweat a bit. Changed my uma score from 7.35 to 7.58.


do you actually score stuff out of a thousand? that is pretty extreme.

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"El Condor Pasa was a dark bay horse with a large white star bred in Kentucky by his Japanese owner Takashi Watanabe." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Condor_Pasa_(horse)

#KentuckyProud


Silence Suzuka was bred from a Kentucky Derby winner too apparently.

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It's a Japanese Triple Crown, though, which is easier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Crown_of_Thoroughbred_Racing#Japan

I didn't know Japan had its own Derby until I watched this :P


Still only 1 potential winner each calendar year. The show suggests that there are 3 recent winners including the current student council president.
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This thread now has three screenshots of Special Week pigging out / food baby

THREE DIFFERENT SCREENSHOTS POSTED BY THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE

UMA MUSUME MAKES CGDCT CLUB HISTORY


It's my fault cuz I didn't read the thread until I was caught up. gomen minna-san.
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