| If i wake up first , i'll just look at her sleepy face for a little and feel like the luckiest man in the world . Then i'll make breakfast while she's sleeping , she can wake up whenever she wants |
SeiryusAug 15, 2016 2:29 AM
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I like men thanks XD XD XD |
| Smile happily to myself, softly brush her hair out of her beautiful sleeping face, give her a warm hug and just stay like that for a while. Then when she finally wakes up I'd genly greet her good morning with a soft kiss before slowly getting out of bed and make breakfast together to start off the day where we'll go on a romantic date a little bit later Something like that maybe? |
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| Try to stop my sleep paralysis ASAP. Lay off the cocaine. |
Erg_OrgyAug 16, 2016 5:34 AM
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| I will proceed to fuck her nonstop. / |
Sotry said: Pretty much this ;_; ...................If i wake up first , i'll just look at her sleepy face for a little and feel like the luckiest man in the world . Then i'll make breakfast while she's sleeping , she can wake up whenever she wants |
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| if I woke up with my waifu sleeping next to me I'd do three things 1.) wonder what the fuck is happening and if Griffith is coming wither her 2.) curse the gods for not giving me muh husbando 3.) jack off in a corner sex obviously |
| every single one of my forum posts is dumb and invalid except for 1, I don't claim them it was a different person it was all fake |
| something involving a bowl of eggs. |
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| Hug her like a body pillow and go back to sleep. |
| I'd probably say sorry, I don't really need you cause I have a fucking girlfriend already. |
| "This (anime) industry is weird" - Chitose Karasuma, Gi(a)rlish Number I hope someday someone in an anime would say, "The (anime) viewers are weird." |
| then she's not my waifu. my waifu is 2D. when she become a 3D, she lost her charm. SkyWing0 said: I'd probably say sorry, I don't really need you cause I have a fucking girlfriend already. Just curious, does your gf know about your waifu? |
| I don't have a waifu but if I wake up next to Ayanami Rei then I would be very happy. |
Not really, she's not into anime that much. Casual watching, I guess. |
| "This (anime) industry is weird" - Chitose Karasuma, Gi(a)rlish Number I hope someday someone in an anime would say, "The (anime) viewers are weird." |
| jeezus what's with the number of waifu post this month? |
| I would probably do a creepy smile and would feel extremely lucky and happy. I would then proceed to softly touch all over her until she wakes up. |
'Those who like space, can't be bad people'  |
| Meh, she probably has better stuff to do than eating my breakfast or cuddling. My waifu isn't a hug pillow like other people's useless waifus. Klad said: I don't have a waifu but if I wake up next to Ayanami Rei then I would be very happy. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WAIFU? WANNA FITE ME? *rips off his shirt* |
Prophetess of the Golden Era  |
| Scenario 1. Call ambulance 'cause of heart attack. Scenario 2. If i'm still alive, wake up cooking and waiting for her to wake up, give her a warm hug and kiss pat her head (she like it) go on a sweet date. Scenario 3. wake up from my dream and cry. |
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| "All that I see or seem is but a dream within a dream" |
| Use bunshin no jutsu, wake her up and start having a big orgy. She likes gang-bangs a lot, C.C is great indeed. |
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| Then it'd be cramped as hell on my tiny bed and I'd be uncomfortable. |
| "The name's Gambit. Remember it." -Gambit "X-Men '97"  |
Illyricus said: but how can whale-kun fit in your bed? if she come to your bed, she will destroy your entire house, no? :PSotry said: Pretty much this ;_; ...................If i wake up first , i'll just look at her sleepy face for a little and feel like the luckiest man in the world . Then i'll make breakfast while she's sleeping , she can wake up whenever she wants |
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Gensan said: I would wake with her in a giant waterbed, of course ;)but how can whale-kun fit in your bed? if she come to your bed, she will destroy your entire house, no? :P |
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Illyricus said: Damn Illy kun, you always find a way for waifu :PGensan said: I would wake with her in a giant waterbed, of course ;)but how can whale-kun fit in your bed? if she come to your bed, she will destroy your entire house, no? :P |
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| If i had a waifu and i woke up next to her i would freak out, take something that could be used as a weapon and ask just how the fuck she got in the house and who the fuck she is. |
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| I wake her in the hard way by pushing her off the bed. I would say that now it is her turn to make me breakfast. |
| Life, is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. |
Clebardman said: When did you watch Evangelion? Let's speak with factsMeh, she probably has better stuff to do than eating my breakfast or cuddling. My waifu isn't a hug pillow like other people's useless waifus. Klad said: I don't have a waifu but if I wake up next to Ayanami Rei then I would be very happy. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WAIFU? WANNA FITE ME? *rips off his shirt* |
Klad said: Clebardman said: When did you watch Evangelion? Let's speak with factsMeh, she probably has better stuff to do than eating my breakfast or cuddling. My waifu isn't a hug pillow like other people's useless waifus. ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WAIFU? WANNA FITE ME? *rips off his shirt* 1998-1999, first french diffusion :3 It was kinda weird but hey, good memories. Giant robots with lots of blood :3. I tried to rewatch the french dub... oh boy it's bad xD. |
Prophetess of the Golden Era |
Gensan said: I know, right? It what take years of experience after all.Illyricus said: Damn Illy kun, you always find a way for waifu :PI would wake with her in a giant waterbed, of course ;) |
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Clebardman said: Jesus christ, I can't even front. I wasn't even born in that time. I surrender; Rei is your waifu. But hey, lend her to me some times D:Klad said: When did you watch Evangelion? Let's speak with facts 1998-1999, first french diffusion :3 It was kinda weird but hey, good memories. Giant robots with lots of blood :3. I tried to rewatch the french dub... oh boy it's bad xD. |
Illyricus said: but can you take on 3 whales waifu at the same time? :3Gensan said: I know, right? It what take years of experience after all.Damn Illy kun, you always find a way for waifu :P |
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Clebardman said: A lot of people tend to tell me that, and it has become so usual that I am not surprised by it anymore :3 I appreciate it though@Klad oh really Oo? Damn I feel old now. For some reason I pictured you a bit older than that. I'm not lending my waifu, are you high? She's not a puppet! See if you can salvage a soulless body or something like that... OH NO! Well, im stealing one of her clones without your consent. kthxbye |
Gensan said: That would be more difficult. I would need Onii-sama level at least to handle that.Illyricus said: but can you take on 3 whales waifu at the same time? :3I know, right? It what take years of experience after all. |
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| I can't think of anything except start violating her on the spot or ask her to violate me... |
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Illyricus said: *Ahem* You mean Reinhard right. *Ahem*Gensan said: That would be more difficult. I would need Onii-sama level at least to handle that.but can you take on 3 whales waifu at the same time? :3 |
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tr1ckst3r said: hehh, y'know you should trying to make sure if she's real, also thinking what you'd say when she wake u- waitI can't think of anything except start violating her on the spot or ask her to violate me... dude, that escalated too quickly. |
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| Don't have one but if I did, I'd auction them off to some weeaboo for cash. |
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| Thing is probably I can't even talk with her. Japanese?Anyone? And no engrish please... |
Everyone understands abuse, it's the universal language d (^_^) b |
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| probably kill myself thinking its a dream |
| Do not let yourself be blinded by fear or anger. Everything is only as it is. |
Gensan said: True, true. They even have the same seiyuu, it was all coldly calculated.Illyricus said: *Ahem* You mean Reinhard right. *Ahem*That would be more difficult. I would need Onii-sama level at least to handle that. |
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I already can, but I don't, as I'm not some fucking weaboo trash... |
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Illyricus said: Wait, really? i didn't know that.Gensan said: True, true. They even have the same seiyuu, it was all coldly calculated.*Ahem* You mean Reinhard right. *Ahem* All according to Keikaku.  |
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