| http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870.html Gallan told the newspaper that her "secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They're just more trouble than they're worth." She noted that she also "made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married." Thoughts? |
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| Good, let's see if my plan to avoid women for the rest of my life will grant me the same longevity as her. |
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| She's just bitter she can't get the D. I've heard a myth that says that semen supposedly could prolong one's lifespan. I could be totally mistaken about that so don't quote me on that. |
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| Alright, if that's what I must do... |
| I feel like the more people in general you avoid the longer you will live. |
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Seiya said: Good, let's see if my plan to avoid women for the rest of my life will grant me the same longevity as her. Men need women. On the other hand, women don't need men because we have each other... and our vibes. mayukachan said: Alright, if that's what I must do... #noregrets #109yearsherewego! ToG25thBaam said: She's just bitter she can't get the D. No... I think she's had plenty of opportunities to get the D. She just didn't take it because she's too smart to fall for it. |
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| Move this crap to current events. |
ToG25thBaam said: She's just bitter she can't get the D. I've heard a myth that says that semen supposedly could prolong one's lifespan. I could be totally mistaken about that so don't quote me on that. I heard its just cumming in general. More orgasms = a longer lifespan I guess. |
| Wonder how much she enjoyed those 109 years.. |
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Claire said: Seiya said: Good, let's see if my plan to avoid women for the rest of my life will grant me the same longevity as her. Men need women. On the other hand, women don't need men because we have each other... and our vibes. No. I'm 27, and I've never needed a woman, and I never will. |
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Claire said: All women are lesbian, confirmed.Men need women. On the other hand, women don't need men because we have each other... and our vibes. |
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| she must have a good dildo |
DJAnime254 said: Wonder how much she enjoyed those 109 years.. She's pretty much living the life. Seiya said: Claire said: Men need women. On the other hand, women don't need men because we have each other... and our vibes. No. I'm 27, and I've never needed a woman, and I never will. No, you're only fooling yourself because you can't get one. Way to soothe your ego. @_@ |
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| It's true, Chronic stress speed up aging. It's just as she said, the efford is not worth it (there are a lot of better stuff to get Endorphins) |
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| What do I do if I am a man? How do I avoid my sexuality? Should I pull a Bruce Jenner? |
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amazingbrian said: Claire said: Men need women. On the other hand, women don't need men because we have each other... and our vibes. a bromance can do wonders to ones health  |
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Claire said: DJAnime254 said: Wonder how much she enjoyed those 109 years.. She's pretty much living the life. Seiya said: No. I'm 27, and I've never needed a woman, and I never will. No, you're only fooling yourself because you can't get one. Way to soothe your ego. @_@ No, I'm an anti-feminist, and a misogynist. Also, all the women in my area are fat. |
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| I've been told not getting married lets you live longer, but I feel like she's taking it to an extreme. |
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Bernkastel said: Guys are more likely to be attracted to stupid things that kills you. So if you don't go near where guys go, you know whatever you're doing is safe. Men belong to the category of "stupid things." Stay safe, ladies! |
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| I think Claire got her delicate heart broken by a meanie </3 poor claire there's just prettier girls than you, you can't blame him |
Daddy said: I think Claire got her delicate heart broken by a meanie </3 poor claire there's just prettier girls than you, you can't blame him Nope. I'm currently in a relationship. And nope. I'm hot shit. |
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Claire said: amazingbrian said: a bromance can do wonders to ones health #MayukaApproves Bernkastel said: Guys are more likely to be attracted to stupid things that kills you. So if you don't go near where guys go, you know whatever you're doing is safe. I got u, fam. |
| Ok, I need to go out. Keep the replies coming, guys~ |
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Claire said: Daddy said: I think Claire got her delicate heart broken by a meanie </3 poor claire there's just prettier girls than you, you can't blame him Nope. I'm currently in a relationship. And nope. I'm hot shit. your dildo doesn't count tho |
ToG25thBaam said: She's just bitter she can't get the D. She didn't said that she's a virgin though. |
| The most important things in life is the people that you care about |
Claire said: amazingbrian said: a bromance can do wonders to ones health hey man, as long as you say "no-homo" it's all cool bros do anything for bros |
azzuRe said: She got her dildo though.ToG25thBaam said: She's just bitter she can't get the D. She didn't said that she's a virgin though. |
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amazingbrian said: Claire said: hey man, as long as you say "no-homo" it's all cool bros do anything for bros Inmates are the best bros |
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| maybe the secret was in the porridge? |
| who oldest male and wat his of secret? |
| If this is true then any man avoiding the stresses that come from woman must live to 200 I think men tend to get more stress from the female side of a relationship with the shopping and mood swings and having to say the right things ect ect men tend to just keep quiet about that kind of stuff and just do what the wife wants. |
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Claire said: amazingbrian said: a bromance can do wonders to ones health BRO JOB TRAIN COMING THROUGH CHOO CHOO! |
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| I love a man and I hate porridge. I'm doomed. |
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| I loled However some men are too stressful for anyones' own good even their own same with women, it's that the danger is usually from stress related diseases that result and not risky behavior. You're damned if you damned if you don't if you are in a relationship. |
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| I was expecting oatmeal over porridge. |
| "In the end the World really doesn't need a Superman. Just a Brave one" |
| I think that's very good advice. Like almost 50% of the world are guys and I would say a good percentage of people even as nice as they start out wind up being jerks. Relationships could take years off your life. |
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| More like not having a spouse than actually avoiding men all together. If you end up marrying someone who gives you too much angst/stress and too little sex for what it's worth, then being single my be the better choice as you'd only have to care about yourself and get more freedom. |
| I was expecting something like drink tea instead of coffee |
| men are cis scum |
Daddy said: she must have a good dildo xD |
| I've heard the same stuff from men the longest time. So much so that I feel like it's more prominent for the saying to be "stay away from women", which leads to success. For some reason, I feel this one to be more true, though I imagine never having a relationship for either sex would leave you with more money at the least, and possibly(Though I couldn't imagine the real reasons and factors) better careers(Maybe time management). Doesn't really seem like it has any weight. Much like a Donald trump's political campaign. Still, though, who wants to be alone? Lol, also, @claire, I remember you had that sexy girl default and now it's N/A for picture. Lol, you must have got a lot of thirsty guys eh?(I can say Eh because I'm Canadian) |
Claire said: |
| Good advice, relationships and romance aint worth shit. Focus on yourself and you'll live a lot longer. Tbh I sometimes feel like it would be better to live an exciting but short life rather than a long and boring one though. I wouldn't mind doing risky shit like mountain climbing, boxing/MMA and motorcycle riding since I would consider it a rise in my quality of life. |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
| An elderly in certain village in my country lived till 103 and he once admitted that he banged lots of women during his lifetime. So, bullshit. |
| You know, until not too long ago women often relied on their husbands just to have a roof over their heads (which is why they often married at like 18 or something.) So I can see where the source of stress on their end comes from. Having to stick with a guy u don't even like anymore just to not be homeless basically. No wonder a lot of old couples hate each other. |
Amiluhur said: An elderly in certain village in my country lived till 103 and he once admitted that he banged lots of women during his lifetime. So, bullshit. Its not about banging the other gender. Its about being in a actual relationship with them. Y'know, like marrying them. |
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