| Have you had or do you have a pet that bullies you? Do they bite you for no reason? Or steal your food? Or perhaps they are slowly plotting your death. You are not alone. Reach out and share your stories here! Perpetrator: |
| my turtle tries to infect me with salmonella but that's pretty much it |
| my cat likes to hit me whenever i fall asleep and it makes me cry |
| I don't because they all die. |
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| I used to have a vicious cat when i was young and she used to bully me terribly, but now that i'm older i usually do somewhat mean things to them, but not real mean things or anything. >u< |
Bambi_ said: I used to have a vicious cat when i was young and she used to bully me terribly, but now that i'm older i usually do somewhat mean things to them, but not real mean things or anything. >u< my cat does that too i hate her but i cant bully her >:( |
Bambi_ said: I used to have a vicious cat when i was young and she used to bully me terribly, but now that i'm older i usually do somewhat mean things to them, but not real mean things or anything. >u< .....you killed your pet snail |
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JOAOAA said: Bambi_ said: I used to have a vicious cat when i was young and she used to bully me terribly, but now that i'm older i usually do somewhat mean things to them, but not real mean things or anything. >u< .....you killed your pet snail ... |
| I wouldn't call it bullying but my puppy forces me to do things for him by being cute. Like I can't get mad at him when he does something bad, or when he begs for some of my food and no matter how many times I tell him no he'll get some eventually. |
Roarshaq said: It died on it's own!!! I only crushed part of it's shell.JOAOAA said: .....you killed your pet snail ... |
| damn it bambi i'm reporting you to PETA |
| my cats do this all the time to my mom. They want food. They're fatasses but ignoring them makes the situation worse. My cat went full alpha and decided to try to kill my mom, not even kidding. |
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pseudoenigma said: my cats do this all the time to my mom. They want food. They're fatasses but ignoring them makes the situation worse. My cat went full alpha and decided to try to kill my mom, not even kidding. cats are evil |
| I don't have a pet but always interesting to read these stories lel |
Qans said: I don't have a pet but always interesting to read these stories lel |
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Zeally said: ;n;damn it bambi i'm reporting you to PETA |
| Never happened to me but just for the record - Never touch a dog food while he is eating. |
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Norse said: CATS ARE ASSHOLES So True |
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| My cat scratched me once. ONCE! Best Neko Ramen I've ever had. |
| this is so stupid pets do not bully you you are just an idiot :3 - C |
| My cat used to be the meanest little witch. She was so aggressive and nasty. She's become very affectionate lately, but I suspect she's changed her plan to "death by cuddles" as she is constantly tripping me now. If you trip over her, she won't run away like the other cats I've had in the past. No, she just stays there and hollars if she also got hurt. Since she *only* does this on the stairs or in the kitchen, I'm pretty sure she's just scheming. I think her mean kitty biting tactics were safer... |
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| My dog secretly wants to scratch all over me |
| Silly I keep my slaves on leashes...I mean what. |
| lol...1 of my dogs is really quite intelligent, the other one is nothing but a bumcloth. i love him, but he demands attention constantly and my family besides me often gives it to him unconditionally...i'm trying to become a master of dogs and they are just letting him do whatever he wants basically (luckily he is non violent), but slowly i am creating a sense of justice in my dog. |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
C__Who said: this is so stupid pets do not bully you you are just an idiot :3 - C it can get pretty deep though |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| If my Cuddle-Chan bites me, I bite back. |
| Shoot first, think never. |
| Does this look like the face of mercy? All cat's are assholes... |
| I used to have a quaker parrot except mine was green, theyre very mischievous |
| My bird eats my food if I eat in the living room ;-; |
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| all the time. |
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| The last of my pets is now dead so I guess that means I won the war, their assassination attempt on me all failed, just wait any second now my mom's going to come into my room with a killer goldfish that will suck me to death. |
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| My cat tries to murder me on occasion, but we're still on good terms. |
| Nothing like "bullying". My dog tries to steal my food now and then but that's pretty much it. |
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| Tfw your cat takes a shit right outside your bedroom door. You walk out, minding your own business, look down real quick and barely dodge plopping your foot right in it. Then they just stare at you while you clean it up. Cats are bullies. |
| My cat once puked out a live slug on my bedroom floor, and I just happen to have a terrible slug phobia... |
| Yeah I get swirlies from our pet goldfish and he occasionally takes my lunch money to buy drugs |
Roarshaq said: my cat likes to hit me whenever i fall asleep and it makes me cry made my day ahah, i'm so sorry |
| My dog loves me. I love him. It's mutual. |
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