Forum Settings
Forums
New
Oct 19, 2014 1:07 PM
#1

Offline
Oct 2014
194
Is there a certain number of Animes/Mangas you gotta see or some sort of test? Or are you one straight off the bat with your first Anime/Manga
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Pages (3) [1] 2 3 »
Oct 19, 2014 1:14 PM
#2

Offline
Mar 2013
20064
When the government issues you an otaku license.

To get said license you have to have seen a minimum number of shows, which includes a certain set, the specifics of which vary by locale.

They typically include both LoGH and Boku no Pico though.
Oct 19, 2014 1:16 PM
#3

Offline
Feb 2009
118
What's cool about being an otaku?
Oct 19, 2014 1:18 PM
#4

Offline
Feb 2013
1326
Never.
Aliis si licet, tibi non licet.
Oct 19, 2014 1:18 PM
#5

Offline
Nov 2013
940
fst said:
When the government issues you an otaku license.

+

Never understood why someone would like to label themselves as "otaku".
As far as i know that's basically worst form of nerd or something.
Signature was not removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Tulip & Flower Guidelines.
Oct 19, 2014 1:19 PM
#6

Offline
Oct 2014
194
Gravis said:
Never.


Well... Fack.
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Oct 19, 2014 1:21 PM
#7

Offline
Apr 2012
34062
when your mom tells you to stop watching jap cartoons

Oct 19, 2014 1:22 PM
#8

Offline
Apr 2013
14519
when your mom tells you to stop being a little nerd
an egomaniac and a fool

Oct 19, 2014 1:23 PM
#9

Offline
May 2013
183
When your interest in anime and such borders on creepy and is absorbing an excessive amount of your life.

Technically, otaku is a Japanese term that just refers to people who are obsessed with their hobby. Its just commonly used for anime/manga fandom.
Oct 19, 2014 1:24 PM

Offline
Sep 2014
193
Everyone is an otaku, you just have to believe you are.
Oct 19, 2014 1:27 PM

Offline
Oct 2014
194
Zeally said:
when your mom tells you to stop watching jap cartoons


Yep

Emnay said:
when your mom tells you to stop being a little nerd


Strangely... No.
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Oct 19, 2014 1:27 PM

Offline
Sep 2014
182
I thought otaku is a derogative term (please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not attempting to insult anyone). I guess you become one when people around you develop an opinion of you being an otaku, which is possible only in Japan.
[b]Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.

Oct 19, 2014 1:28 PM

Offline
May 2014
8797
When anime is the life, the truth and the way.
I've been here way too long...
Oct 19, 2014 1:29 PM

Offline
Sep 2011
11111
Didn't select any poll option they all stank, you're not very good at this. . .



I'll never be an 'otaku'



Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Oct 19, 2014 1:30 PM

Offline
Jan 2014
109
Criteria for Otaku status. All three are needed.

1) Live in Japan
2) Be Japanese OR a foreigner that is not thought of as a Gaijin (good luck with that one)
3) Be a massive anime/manga nerd (or some other kind of nerd)

Anyone who calls themselves an Otaku in the west does not understand what Otakus are.
Oct 19, 2014 1:43 PM

Offline
Oct 2014
194
Digitalcommunist said:
Criteria for Otaku status. All three are needed.

1) Live in Japan
2) Be Japanese OR a foreigner that is not thought of as a Gaijin (good luck with that one)
3) Be a massive anime/manga nerd (or some other kind of nerd)

Anyone who calls themselves an Otaku in the west does not understand what Otakus are.


1. Lived in Japan for a while (About a year at my Grandad's)

2. Half Japanese by blood on my mother's side. I did have quite a lot of friends there and was never called a Gaijin

3. Well, there's no way of measuring this but I did only start 3 years ago to get really into it. I do spend large amounts of my Spare time on it.

I'm probably not one, but meh, still close.
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Oct 19, 2014 1:47 PM

Offline
Jul 2014
4669
Being an Otaku is a bad thing. Why do you want to be one...
Oct 19, 2014 1:49 PM

Offline
Feb 2013
17584
when you know a lot of stuff about anime
Oct 19, 2014 1:50 PM

Offline
Apr 2014
11203
When you do nothing else as watching anime and posting on MAL.
Oct 19, 2014 1:51 PM
Offline
Dec 2013
6482
Once you start masturbating to hentai.
Oct 19, 2014 1:52 PM

Offline
Jan 2013
14362
When you watch mahou shojo all day
Oct 19, 2014 1:52 PM

Offline
Jan 2014
109
ITT white people who think they are Otaku.

Max7810 said:
Digitalcommunist said:
Criteria for Otaku status. All three are needed.

1) Live in Japan
2) Be Japanese OR a foreigner that is not thought of as a Gaijin (good luck with that one)
3) Be a massive anime/manga nerd (or some other kind of nerd)

Anyone who calls themselves an Otaku in the west does not understand what Otakus are.


1. Lived in Japan for a while (About a year at my Grandad's)

2. Half Japanese by blood on my mother's side. I did have quite a lot of friends there and was never called a Gaijin

3. Well, there's no way of measuring this but I did only start 3 years ago to get really into it. I do spend large amounts of my Spare time on it.

I'm probably not one, but meh, still close.


Watch Steins;Gate and compare yourself to Daru, who is probably as Otaku as you can get.
Oct 19, 2014 1:57 PM

Offline
Oct 2014
194
Digitalcommunist said:
ITT white people who think they are Otaku.

Max7810 said:


1. Lived in Japan for a while (About a year at my Grandad's)

2. Half Japanese by blood on my mother's side. I did have quite a lot of friends there and was never called a Gaijin

3. Well, there's no way of measuring this but I did only start 3 years ago to get really into it. I do spend large amounts of my Spare time on it.

I'm probably not one, but meh, still close.


Watch Steins;Gate and compare yourself to Daru, who is probably as Otaku as you can get.


I'm getting to it, I only have some many sets of eyeballs :p
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Oct 19, 2014 1:59 PM

Offline
Mar 2014
4946
You're an otaku when you look like this
Oct 19, 2014 2:03 PM

Offline
Oct 2014
194
sullynathan said:
You're an otaku when you look like this


In that case, no thank you xD
SHE'S ADORABLE, CLICK HER FACE
Oct 19, 2014 2:06 PM
Offline
Aug 2014
109
JumpinJackSplash said:
Once you start masturbating to hentai.


LMFAO. Best response ever.
Oct 19, 2014 2:09 PM
Oct 19, 2014 2:30 PM

Offline
Jul 2014
3778
I would say owning figurines or posters or other hard merchandise featuring scantily clad anime waifus, that's when you are officially an otaku.
Oct 19, 2014 3:19 PM
Offline
Aug 2014
41
When you finish all of Legend of the Galactic Heroes you will magically turn into an otaku
Click it click it right now and something amazing will happen even i shit myself every time i click it
CLICK ME !!!
Oct 19, 2014 3:25 PM

Offline
Apr 2014
13384
When you're man enough to call yourself one in front of your friends.
Oct 19, 2014 3:28 PM
Offline
Aug 2014
41
Sry I just saw your anime list
Stop what your doing and go watch fate/zero
Its fucking amazing
Click it click it right now and something amazing will happen even i shit myself every time i click it
CLICK ME !!!
Oct 19, 2014 3:32 PM

Offline
Feb 2013
5532
When you dont like being called one and constantly say "I just like anime but i'm not an Otaku".

Oct 19, 2014 3:33 PM

Offline
Nov 2013
940
5000man said:
Stop what your doing and go watch fate/zero
Its fucking amazing


Though it's shit compared to Legend of Galactic Heroes.
Signature was not removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Tulip & Flower Guidelines.
Oct 19, 2014 3:37 PM

Offline
Aug 2013
663
lx_theo said:
When your interest in anime and such borders on creepy and is absorbing an excessive amount of your life.

Technically, otaku is a Japanese term that just refers to people who are obsessed with their hobby. Its just commonly used for anime/manga fandom.


^^ exactly what I wanted to say. And yeah if you want ot reach that obsessive point you gotta watch a bit more than 77 anime. Good luck! I hope you reach what you want to reach!! :))


Oct 19, 2014 3:40 PM
Offline
Jul 2014
2511
Milk_is_Special said:
When you do nothing else as watching anime and posting on MAL.
Oct 19, 2014 3:40 PM

Offline
Feb 2010
34618
It's a self-applied label.


Copypasta from the last Otaku thread I posted in:
[spoiler]
Otaku is not necessarily bad, it's just used as an insult by people who look down on them in the first place, no matter how they'd call themselves. It's similar to how Nerd/Geek can be an insult, but people still use it among themselves in a positive manner. Otaku just means that you spend a lot of time on one hobby and are knowledgable about it while it's not your job. Of course in a society centered around working and nothing but working that would have a negative connotation, but in general it's not a bad thing.
And the thing is, that the people who look down on that culture would use otaku in a derogative way no matter if someone calls themselves otaku or not, so whether a fan refers to himself as an otaku or not has nothing to be with how he's seen anyway. And since originally the fans used it to refer to themselves in a positive way, I think it's wrong to cower in fear before the term just because politicians and whatnot see it as a bad thing that people have hobbies because it distracts from working 16 hours a day.
In the end it's something that is either used to judge people indiscriminately from outside or a term that people can apply to themselves if they want to, or not, like in its original form.
I probably regret this post by now.
Oct 19, 2014 3:44 PM

Offline
Nov 2013
2305
You create a MAL account.
Oct 19, 2014 3:47 PM

Offline
Sep 2013
1273
JumpinJackSplash said:
Once you start masturbating to hentai.
shit but hentai story is better than porn
Oct 19, 2014 3:47 PM

Offline
Jan 2008
18457
Surprised no one posted that video of that girl/guy/genderless person yet.
Oct 19, 2014 3:48 PM
Offline
Apr 2010
1404
When you start fucking pillows.
Oct 19, 2014 4:09 PM

Offline
Jun 2014
4713
When you're more attracted to 2d than 3d
Oct 19, 2014 4:13 PM

Offline
Sep 2011
33907
when you begin to hate your life

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Oct 19, 2014 4:15 PM

Offline
Mar 2012
5238
What the fuck
No
Oct 19, 2014 4:29 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
3745
Max7810 said:
Is there a certain number of Animes/Mangas you gotta see or some sort of test? Or are you one straight off the bat with your first Anime/Manga


Being an otaku is not something you should try to be. It is not an achievement nor a title. People who call themselves otaku are ussualy a bunch of idiots that "discuss" anime on facebook.

What I'm guessing you want to say is if you are not a filthy casual, and I'm sorry to inform you mate, but you are.
Here are a few things you can change:

[*]Stop saying animes and mangas, there i no plural
[*]Don't watch dubs
[*]be at least 20 years old
[*]Have an opinion about almost any anime that is brought up.
[*]Don't watch stream
[*]Watch at least 1000 titles

If you want to be an otaku, you should
[*]Live in japan
[*]Live in a very small room, filled with anime merchandise(pillows, figures, boob mouspads, onaholes etc)
[*]Be(probably) a virgin
[*]Be at least 20
[*]Your only friends are at 2chan
[*]You masturbate at least 8 times a week to hentai
[*]Attend each and every anime/manga festival,meets etc.




Temoze said:
5000man said:
Stop what your doing and go watch fate/zero
Its fucking amazing


Though it's shit compared to Legend of Galactic Heroes.


Nah Logh is shit.
Oct 19, 2014 4:36 PM

Offline
Nov 2013
940
hentai_eucli said:

Temoze said:

Though it's shit compared to Legend of Galactic Heroes.

Nah Logh is shit.


Fate is more of a shit though.
Signature was not removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Tulip & Flower Guidelines.
Oct 19, 2014 4:40 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
3745
Temoze said:
hentai_eucli said:


Nah Logh is shit.


Fate is more of a shit though.


I disagree.
Oct 19, 2014 4:43 PM

Offline
Nov 2013
940
hentai_eucli said:
Temoze said:


Fate is more of a shit though.


I disagree.


Very casual taste you got there m8.
Strangely ii can't find nether one of them on your list gues i'm blind.
Signature was not removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Tulip & Flower Guidelines.
Oct 19, 2014 4:46 PM
Offline
Jul 2018
561791
The moment you use the slang word "waifu" genuinely, and not sarcastically, jokingly or some other related -ly, is when you're officially a weeb.
Oct 19, 2014 4:47 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
3745
Temoze said:
hentai_eucli said:


I disagree.


Very casual taste you got there m8.
Strangely ii can't find nether one of them on your list gues i'm blind.

Yes indeed you are blind, because you didn't notice what my list is about. Don't worry I know a few good docs they can fix you.
Oct 19, 2014 4:51 PM

Offline
Nov 2013
940
Lancehot said:
hentai_eucli said:

Yes indeed you are blind, because you didn't notice what my list is about. Don't worry I know a few good docs they can fix you.


debating the content & nature of MAL lists suggests you've both achieved what the OP aspires to.


Implying that any of this is debating instead of shitposting.

@hentai sure can't wait to see them.
Logh>>Fate in all honestly fate is hardly above average.
GhostOutOfShellOct 19, 2014 4:55 PM
Signature was not removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Tulip & Flower Guidelines.
Pages (3) [1] 2 3 »

More topics from this board

» Favourite anime from each studio?

jieanteater - Oct 24

25 by Daviljoe193 »»
5 minutes ago

» Waifu War V5 (Anniversary-Edition!) (Round of 32) ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )

Minkalex - Sep 28

665 by GrumbleDango »»
6 minutes ago

» How would you "Zero to hero" someone into anime?

thewiru - Yesterday

45 by ItachiDeltaForce »»
8 minutes ago

» Is KyoAnime the only studio left that is able to do full scale 2D Kaiju battles?

Dragevard - Oct 21

9 by MegaManSword »»
18 minutes ago

» Who are the most toxic anime characters?~ (Their interactions / relationships with other characters~)

IpreferEcchi - Yesterday

27 by eblf2013 »»
24 minutes ago
It’s time to ditch the text file.
Keep track of your anime easily by creating your own list.
Sign Up Login