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May 6, 2014 9:35 PM
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this is valid, not troll. Even if it is a reaction thread.

if women are supposed to consider whether or not their breasts are on display, do men worry about whether their penises are on display?

do they wear baggy or loose pants on purpose? men of a certain age often develop hard ons easily. is that a factor when they dress? do they wear tight pants in order to show off their arousal? or do they dress in loose clothes on purpose in order to hide a potential hard on?

i so wish these threads weren't necessary, and i'm hardly some sort of hardcore feminist, but men should be held accountable to their appearances as well. I know plenty of men that LIKE it when they are aroused and it shows.
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May 6, 2014 9:39 PM
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No I don't. That's stupid.
May 6, 2014 9:39 PM
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If anything that should be compared to vaginas, not boobs....
I don't know of any guy that would like to get a hard-on in public and especially not show it or be proud of it.

daintybiscuit said:
do they wear tight pants in order to show off their arousal?

Also, what....
May 6, 2014 9:39 PM
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I'm proud of my junk and wear skinny jeans.
May 6, 2014 9:40 PM
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Tight pants are uncomfortable as fuck, so I wear more loose ones.
Real men can control their hard ons and are proud of their hard ons
May 6, 2014 9:41 PM
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Vudis said:
If anything that should be compared to vaginas, not boobs....
I don't know of any guy that would like to get a hard-on in public and especially not show it or be proud of it.

daintybiscuit said:
do they wear tight pants in order to show off their arousal?

Also, what....
It'd be kind of cool in some situations, like imagine a scene like the flag of Iwo Jima thing, where a guy has just laid waste to an enemy unit, climbs to the top of the hill, and raises both a flag of his country and a tent in his pants.
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May 6, 2014 9:41 PM
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Vudis said:
If anything that should be compared to vaginas, not boobs....
I don't know of any guy that would like to get a hard-on in public and especially not show it or be proud of it.

daintybiscuit said:
do they wear tight pants in order to show off their arousal?

Also, what....


i do. so the comparison is... camel toe???
May 6, 2014 9:43 PM
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I don't give a shit about hiding it unless I'm around children or I'm trying to make a good impression.

I like to show it off when it's appropriate.
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May 6, 2014 9:44 PM
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Considering the amount of dicks I've seen, probably not.
May 6, 2014 9:45 PM

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This reminds me of the one time I saw a guy streaking down the street naked on my college campus. I did a double take when I saw it o_o. He must feel real comfortable with his dick.

May 6, 2014 9:47 PM

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Yeah I think men are more liekly to take pride in their . . ..assets than women. The resason for this is a bit difficult to pinpoint.
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May 6, 2014 9:56 PM

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I don't really think much about it, so I'd say neither.
May 6, 2014 9:59 PM

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I'm pretty happy with what I've got.
May 6, 2014 10:01 PM

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No, i don't.
It is just another part of my body.
May 6, 2014 10:07 PM

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May 6, 2014 10:09 PM

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well. if you're considering a career in porn size might matter






May 6, 2014 10:11 PM

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Vudis said:
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but dicks man...
hmm... I can't really say that I take it into account when im deciding what to wear, whether it be jeans, shorts, track pants ect. I also can't say I would go around flaunting my pitched tent so yeah.
May 6, 2014 10:12 PM

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Heikin-kokosei said:
well. if you're considering a career in porn size might matter
I'm sure there's a niche market for small.
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May 6, 2014 10:13 PM

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Well I live in a conservative country (I think). People will give you strange looks if you flaunt your baton.
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May 6, 2014 10:14 PM

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I'm no porn actor so nope.
May 6, 2014 10:15 PM

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Society is too homophobic to allow males to publicly show any emotions towards dicks, their own or others, besides embarrassment or some sort of joke. Even in this thread, people are stumbling over themselves to desperately tell everybody just how much they don't think or care about their dicks. Priceless.

You're allowed to be, excuse the pun, cocky about your dick to girls, if you want. But you'll probably be labeled as a douchebag for it.

So to answer your question: In an outwards perceived sense, no. What people really think? Who knows. That obviously varies from individual to individual.
May 6, 2014 10:18 PM

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Am I proud of my dick? Yes. Do I show it off in public? No. Why? Cause its socially not acceptable. Simple as that.
May 6, 2014 10:19 PM

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baki502 said:
Do I show it off in public? No.

If you ever do, make sure you warm it up first.
May 6, 2014 10:20 PM

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No, I'm not proud. I don't really know how to judge dicks, I guess mine is average.
May 6, 2014 10:20 PM

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I'm going to steal someone's quote:
"Being a fan of something is like having a penis, it's ok to be proud of it but please don't shove it down other's throats"

Remember, there is a right time for everything
May 6, 2014 10:24 PM

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Red_Keys said:
Society is too homophobic to allow males to publicly show any emotions towards dicks, their own or others, besides embarrassment or some sort of joke. Even in this thread, people are stumbling over themselves to desperately tell everybody just how much they don't think or care about their dicks. Priceless.
Answering a question that was asked on a forum is "stumbling over themselves to desperately tell everyone"?

I really wonder what kind of lens people view the world through sometimes.
May 6, 2014 10:25 PM
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Vudis said:
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You deleted my post which might benefit OP.

How sad.
May 6, 2014 10:25 PM

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Agnostos said:
Red_Keys said:
Society is too homophobic to allow males to publicly show any emotions towards dicks, their own or others, besides embarrassment or some sort of joke. Even in this thread, people are stumbling over themselves to desperately tell everybody just how much they don't think or care about their dicks. Priceless.
Answering a question that was asked on a forum is "stumbling over themselves to desperately tell everyone"?

I really wonder what kind of lens people view the world through sometimes.
If the topic of this thread literally never crosses your mind, then I honestly wonder what compelled you to respond.

But I love how you're getting defensive.
May 6, 2014 10:26 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
No, I'm not proud. I don't really know how to judge dicks, I guess mine is average.

wikipedia said 5.1 - 5.9 is the average.

(I need to clear my history.)
edit: inches
AsianKungFuMay 6, 2014 10:34 PM
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May 6, 2014 10:27 PM

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AsianKungFu said:
IntroverTurtle said:
No, I'm not proud. I don't really know how to judge dicks, I guess mine is average.

wikipedia said 5.1 - 5.9 is the average.

(I need to clear my history.)
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?
May 6, 2014 10:30 PM

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baki502 said:
Am I proud of my dick? Yes. Do I show it off in public? No. Why? Cause its socially not acceptable. Simple as that.
So if it was acceptable, you would?
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!"
May 6, 2014 10:31 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?


Lol. This thread got weird real fast.
May 6, 2014 10:31 PM

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Red_Keys said:
If the topic of this thread literally never crosses your mind, then I honestly wonder what compelled you to respond.
It has, it's just not something I dwell on. In truth, I think dicks are disgusting, just like many things about humans and animals are disgusting. But there's no point in being "embarrassed" or "proud" about it, because that's just the way things are.
May 6, 2014 10:32 PM

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tsudecimo said:
IntroverTurtle said:
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?


Lol. This thread got weird real fast.

That reminded me of a picture he linked of a penis that looked like a brain
May 6, 2014 10:32 PM

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StardustNyako said:
baki502 said:
Am I proud of my dick? Yes. Do I show it off in public? No. Why? Cause its socially not acceptable. Simple as that.
So if it was acceptable, you would?
Probably the same way that women who may not really want to show their tits off, but still wear a bikini to the pool because that's just what's acceptable and expected for her to wear.

Or maybe she does want to show her tits off. Who knows. But the pressure to show her tits off, whether she wants to or not, is still there either way.

It'd be similar for dicks. I wonder what they wear at gay bars..
May 6, 2014 10:33 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
AsianKungFu said:
IntroverTurtle said:
No, I'm not proud. I don't really know how to judge dicks, I guess mine is average.

wikipedia said 5.1 - 5.9 is the average.

(I need to clear my history.)
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?

That would be highly subjective.
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May 6, 2014 10:34 PM

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Lol. This thread got weird real fast.


This MAL, how can you be surprised this is what happened?

Agnostos has a great point.
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!"
May 6, 2014 10:34 PM

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Zetrin said:
tsudecimo said:
IntroverTurtle said:
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?


Lol. This thread got weird real fast.

That reminded me of a picture he linked of a penis that looked like a brain
Mine definitely doesn't look like that.

AsianKungFu said:
IntroverTurtle said:
AsianKungFu said:
IntroverTurtle said:
No, I'm not proud. I don't really know how to judge dicks, I guess mine is average.

wikipedia said 5.1 - 5.9 is the average.

(I need to clear my history.)
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?

That would be highly subjective.
Now I'm even more lost.

OT: I hope this never becomes acceptable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PX0A9PQM0w
May 6, 2014 10:38 PM

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Zetrin said:
tsudecimo said:
IntroverTurtle said:
Well with penises is how long it is better? What about girth? Color? Smoothness? Shape? Amount of veins?


Lol. This thread got weird real fast.

That reminded me of a picture he linked of a penis that looked like a brain


That reminded me of something I saw on 4chan.
May 6, 2014 10:38 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:

OT: I hope this never becomes acceptable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PX0A9PQM0w

That's a little risky, they're kind of exposed to danger
the old guy at the end made me lol
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May 6, 2014 11:06 PM
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Guess I should answer seriously this time.

I wouldn't say I'm proud of it, but I wouldn't say I'm embarrassed either...

My foreskin hasn't retracted yet, so I guess that's why I'm not proud of it.

Other than that, I love my penis.
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May 7, 2014 12:24 AM

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Vudis said:
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No
pls closed

@OP, No
May 7, 2014 12:29 AM
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I wear skinny jeans and shorts a lot.


It's embarrassing when...
I'm happy I have one.

It has it's disadvantages.
May 7, 2014 12:44 AM

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I'm comfortable with my peepee
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May 7, 2014 1:46 AM
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I cant feel proud of things I didnt accomplish.
May 7, 2014 1:49 AM

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I'm quite proud of my member, I guess... I wouldn't wear tight pants though,it would be embarrassing if someone other than my partner would see my hard-on,especially in a crowd of people. They would be like " OMG that guy's peepee is rock hard,he must be wearing those tight pants to show off, ewww!!!".
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May 7, 2014 2:00 AM

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I was having a shower, and my brother walked in, I ran out saying "Onii-chan no bakaaaaa!~"
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God-of-Harem said:
I was having a shower, and my brother walked in, I ran out saying "Onii-chan no bakaaaaa!~"


So... you're not proud of your penis?
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Hulmy said:
God-of-Harem said:
I was having a shower, and my brother walked in, I ran out saying "Onii-chan no bakaaaaa!~"


So... you're not proud of your penis?


Of course I'm proud of me boy lol.
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I once danced in front of a crowd wearing only boxers.
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