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Jan 30, 2014 3:03 PM
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Let's imagine, just for a moment, that you're in your backyard, battling Tonka Trucks with your friend and arguing over whose Tonka Truck is built more Tonka Tough, when another one of your friends approaches you. They're blushing anime style, and they just barely manage to blurt out:

"I jerk off to your Facebook pictures"

or perhaps

"I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"

How would you feel about that? How would you feel if this person wasn't your friend, and some acquaintance or even a stranger? Would that change things for you?

Would you think to yourself "I ain't even mad about it tho"? Or would you freak the freak out and think that's gross to the max?

Personally, I feel that a good amount of males would barely be able to keep their boners from exploding out of their pants at the thought, but I feel as though a good amount of females would have the opposite reaction.



Lastly, feel free to express any masturbation confessions you have, if you feel so inclined, just for fun. I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net
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Jan 30, 2014 3:06 PM
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It would matter if the girl is hot or not :)
Jan 30, 2014 3:07 PM
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Just when you thought MAL couldn't get creepier. This thread .
Jan 30, 2014 3:08 PM
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If I don't know her, I'll be flattered, but simultaneously feel creeped out, because that's too good to be true.

If I know her, again; I'll be flattered, but I'll probably emit some aura of awkwardness.

If it's a dude, I'm out. No chance. I don't mind homosexuals, I have some homosexual friends, but I'd rather they kept their distance away from me, if they showed signs of affection.

PS. Another addition to the creepy MAL section.
Jan 30, 2014 3:08 PM
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Indifferent. If it makes them feel better, go for it. I try my best not to throw a wedge between others & their happiness. As for masturbation, it's normal.
Jan 30, 2014 3:09 PM
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Okazaki93 said:
I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that.

Some ppl have weird fetishes these days...
Jan 30, 2014 3:10 PM
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Immediate romantic kiss followed by a steamy, censored gesture of love and passion.
Jan 30, 2014 3:10 PM
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Flattered.
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Gomenesai said:
If I don't know her, I'll be flattered, but simultaneously feel creeped out, because that's too good to be true.

If I know her, again; I'll be flattered, but I'll probably emit some aura of awkwardness.

If it's a dude, I'm out. No chance. I don't mind homosexuals, I have some homosexual friends, but I'd rather they kept their distance away from me, if they showed signs of affection.

PS. Another addition to the creepy MAL section.


Agreed on points two and three. But let's just say, hypothetically, for point one, she definitely did, so it's not too good to be true. Would you still be creeped out?
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Aylaine said:
Indifferent. If it makes them feel better, go for it. I try my best not to throw a wedge between others & their happiness. As for masturbation, it's normal.



Pretty much this. I really wouldn't care. If anything id be amused as hell.
Jan 30, 2014 3:12 PM

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I would be very surprised, but beyond that I don't think that I would care. Hard to say.
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Jan 30, 2014 3:12 PM

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Honestly it would mean she had a thing for fat guys. Those girls are rare.

I'd be a god damn idiot to not seize the day.
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Jan 30, 2014 3:14 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
Gomenesai said:
If I don't know her, I'll be flattered, but simultaneously feel creeped out, because that's too good to be true.

If I know her, again; I'll be flattered, but I'll probably emit some aura of awkwardness.

If it's a dude, I'm out. No chance. I don't mind homosexuals, I have some homosexual friends, but I'd rather they kept their distance away from me, if they showed signs of affection.

PS. Another addition to the creepy MAL section.


Agreed on points two and three. But let's just say, hypothetically, for point one, she definitely did, so it's not too good to be true. Would you still be creeped out?


If that was the case, then I probably wouldn't mind, as it would probably boost up my self esteem.
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Yeah actually this is where I got the idea from, just finished that show.
Jan 30, 2014 3:18 PM

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Okazaki93 said:


Yeah actually this is where I got the idea from, just finished that show.

What anime is that from?
Jan 30, 2014 3:19 PM

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Anon1409 said:

What anime is that from?

Kokoro Connect, great series.
Jan 30, 2014 3:21 PM

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Gomenesai said:
Anon1409 said:

What anime is that from?

Kokoro Connect, great series.

Thanks
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Elphe said:
Just when you thought MAL couldn't get creepier. This thread .


I approve this topic, I was going to create it, but so late I am :D

The moment would be awkward, but after that, I would be "happy" that someone considers me
Jan 30, 2014 3:26 PM

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I'm surprised that that was actually in Kokoro Connect.
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Jan 30, 2014 3:27 PM

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I'm sure that most females would be ecstatic if say, Ryan Gosling stroked his Gosler-conda to them.
Jan 30, 2014 3:28 PM

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I never uploaded my own picture on any website, and I don't know anybody that would do that.
Jan 30, 2014 3:29 PM

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I'd feel very happy if that ever happened.
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Okazaki93 said:
I'm sure that most females would be ecstatic if say, Ryan Gosling stroked his Gosler-conda to them.

You should write him a letter asking. You never know, he might respond.
Jan 30, 2014 3:32 PM

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Disturbed because who says that to someone's face?
Jan 30, 2014 3:32 PM

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Depends on who... partially complimented, mostly awkward, and partly creeped out. A family friend of an aunt added me to facebook and started giving awkward comments on my photos (not to that effect, but makes you wonder) and asking if he could use them on his desktop background and such. It creeped me out and I deleted him... and thankfully he hasn't come to any family get togethers that he normally tags along for. Mind you he's old enough to be my father. Another friend said something that made me suspect that, but it didn't creep me out... just made talking to him a little awkward for a while. So the kind of person makes a big difference in the creepy factor.
Jan 30, 2014 3:39 PM

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Fui said:
Disturbed because who says that to someone's face?


Someone straight forward. You're telling me that if (insert your idea of some 10/10) told you that they've masturbated to you you wouldn't be the slightest bit happy?
Jan 30, 2014 3:42 PM

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Very very flattered.

*blush*
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Depends on who... partially complimented, mostly awkward, and partly creeped out. A family friend of an aunt added me to facebook and started giving awkward comments on my photos (not to that effect, but makes you wonder) and asking if he could use them on his desktop background and such. It creeped me out and I deleted him... and thankfully he hasn't come to any family get togethers that he normally tags along for. Mind you he's old enough to be my father. Another friend said something that made me suspect that, but it didn't creep me out... just made talking to him a little awkward for a while. So the kind of person makes a big difference in the creepy factor.


what happened to your avatar

i thought it was yuffie from finally fantasy 7 this whole time
Jan 30, 2014 3:42 PM

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i can think of no higher form of flattery.

unless the person is a totally scary freak.
Jan 30, 2014 3:43 PM

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daintybiscuit said:
i can think of no higher form of flattery.

unless the person is a totally scary freak.


Fucking honesty right there, love it
Jan 30, 2014 3:43 PM

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If someone told that to me I would be creeped out to be honest.
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Jan 30, 2014 3:48 PM

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RandomChampion said:
JadeQuetzal said:
Depends on who... partially complimented, mostly awkward, and partly creeped out. A family friend of an aunt added me to facebook and started giving awkward comments on my photos (not to that effect, but makes you wonder) and asking if he could use them on his desktop background and such. It creeped me out and I deleted him... and thankfully he hasn't come to any family get togethers that he normally tags along for. Mind you he's old enough to be my father. Another friend said something that made me suspect that, but it didn't creep me out... just made talking to him a little awkward for a while. So the kind of person makes a big difference in the creepy factor.


what happened to your avatar

i thought it was yuffie from finally fantasy 7 this whole time


Another member edited it for me to show the comparison because I couldn't fit it as I had it :) no, not yuffie, it's a customized character from some 3d game my husband used to play. I had several like that in different oufits and poses from the same game. Just no idea what cd or memory they're on now.
Jan 30, 2014 3:52 PM

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brrr said:
I'm surprised that that was actually in Kokoro Connect.


The anime was still mediocre though.
Jan 30, 2014 3:54 PM

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SetsukoHara said:
brrr said:
I'm surprised that that was actually in Kokoro Connect.
The anime was still mediocre though.
Yeah. It's not quite enough to make me un-drop it, haha.
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Jan 30, 2014 3:56 PM

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I'd say the person is a sinner because masturbation is wrong and she will go to hell unless she repents.
Jan 30, 2014 4:02 PM

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I would take it as a compliment regardless if it was an acquaintance or not.
Jan 30, 2014 4:03 PM

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Depends on how hot she is.
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Jan 30, 2014 4:05 PM

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Regardless of how attractive they are, or how well they knew me I'd still be creeped out.
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...I would feel awesome the rest of the day

It's not an off-handed complement like "Nice hair" or "Cool shirt", it's "You are so attractive that I devote time and energy to pleasuring myself to your image when I could be doing it to tons of other people"

...Which would make me feel pretty good about my body
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Jan 30, 2014 4:07 PM

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I would be freaked out before.

Let's see, I have masturbated to guro several times. That's probably the worst
Jan 30, 2014 4:08 PM
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If a girl says that to me, i would only be flattered.

But yes that would be so weird.
Jan 30, 2014 4:09 PM

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Cupquake said:
I would be freaked out before.

Let's see, I have masturbated to guro several times. That's probably the worst


I've masturbated while thinking of you coming up with reasons as to why Elfen Lied is a decent show.

No homo


edit: I'd be honored, and would question what they imagined me doing in their fantasy. (not that it would ever happen of course; I'm too much of a douche)



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Jan 30, 2014 4:16 PM

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If girl, flattered. If not, awkward.
Jan 30, 2014 4:16 PM

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The only reason I come here anymore is to scroll through threads and pound off to all the female avatars. Sometimes the male ones, but mostly female.

I'm about to do that with this thread.
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xLimewireX said:
Cupquake said:
I would be freaked out before.

Let's see, I have masturbated to guro several times. That's probably the worst


I've masturbated while thinking of you coming up with reasons as to why Elfen Lied is a decent show.

No homo


edit: I'd be honored, and would question what they imagined me doing in their fantasy. (not that it would ever happen of course; I'm too much of a douche)


I gave you my reasons...except them....
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