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May 1, 4:58 PM
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Say if there is a group that wants to sterilize people for whatever reason you can think of, would you?
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May 1, 5:25 PM
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no , i need to keep my line , my ancestor didn't died for nothing and i need a kid to continue my Desmond Bane propaganda
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May 1, 5:35 PM
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No, that's the dumbest proposition I have ever heard.
May 1, 5:47 PM
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Yes, in a heartbeat. I always knew that I didn’t want kids, and I’m getting too old anyway.
May 1, 5:49 PM
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Dunno, if the offer is still standing, I'd check up on them once I'm at, say, late-30s, a decade and a half later. If I still don't have a child by then, I'm probably not gonna have it either way, so free $50k all the way.
May 1, 6:28 PM
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I would sterilize for no money. I don't want an incel child like myself.
May 1, 6:46 PM
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That's the saddest thread I've seen in a while.

Like, the government.. well, the US government, prints 541 mil a day. Even if we round it up to 500 mil, that means that your genes your ancestors fought for literal billions of years were ended in exchange for like... I'm too lazy to calculate but something like 10 seconds worth of money printing.

Your literal balls are worth just 1/10,000,000 of Elon Musk's net worth or 1/20,000,000 each.

There's probably some rich kid somewhere who spends more than 50k a day on average and yet you are here selling your balls, the entire purpose of your existence, for that price.

Like, I already imagine King Hyperion from that garbage movie Immortals lecturing you about it as some giant minotaur-like creature is about to smash your private parts with a giant hammer or something:

"Although you will not hear them, your forefathers weep from their graves, for the future of their bloodline ends with you here tonight."
May 1, 6:57 PM
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Yes, in a heartbeat. I always knew that I didn’t want kids, and I’m getting too old anyway.
@palm-tree I used to see yours post back one yahoo answers lol.
May 1, 8:01 PM
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Yes as long as the person doing it is a sexy dominatrix
May 1, 9:24 PM

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@palm-tree I used to see yours post back one yahoo answers lol.
@MissHeed

Yes, that was me! For a second I wondered how you knew, but I think I used the same avatar over there. It was mostly questions about whether this anime had a second season, or whether that anime had a dub, but it was still a pretty fun way to kill time.
May 1, 9:39 PM

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I am already truecel so sign me up for 50 grand.
May 1, 10:16 PM
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Sure I'll take the money, after I have my kids. 😁
May 1, 10:21 PM
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easiest money of my life so yes i will take the offer no doubt
May 1, 10:35 PM
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So... I asked my wife's boyfriend about this hypothetical (which is soon to become a reality, mind you) and he suggested that I can buy the Nintendo 2 switch with the money! So... it seems like a win-win in my eyes! Uhh... one question though... may I please get a cheesy vasectomy cake as well?
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May 1, 10:40 PM
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No, that's the dumbest proposition I have ever heard.
@JaniSIr Would you jump off of The Empire State Building without a parachute for one dollar?
May 1, 10:54 PM

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Sure. After all, there's always adoption! ;)
May 2, 12:50 AM

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50k isn't even worth considering, maybe I'd start to think about it if it was a million at least.

Besides, I would conserve some of my semen in a bank, so I could still have kids afterwards.
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May 2, 1:49 AM
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149597871 said:
There's probably some rich kid somewhere who spends more than 50k a day on average and yet you are here selling your balls, the entire purpose of your existence, for that price.

I feel like a lot of guys would "sell their balls" for a lot less to the right woman! Or man, if they swing that way.



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May 2, 2:40 AM

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I already did it on purpose I don't wanna worry about having to deal with little shits

But if they offered me money to do it hell yeah
May 2, 3:30 AM

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More money as rn I need my stuff to have biological babies as we settled on that with my partner. Or get sterilized after the kids are born
May 2, 3:37 AM

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No I wont. Pointless for me and the offer is too low.
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May 2, 3:59 AM

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Absolutely. My dick isn't really functional anyhow, so it doesn't matter. I have phimosis, my glans are hypersensitive to the point where it hurts to touch. I probably have dick cheese so old that it would require an angle grinder to scrape off. It's over.
May 2, 4:42 AM

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Number 1 Rule. Take the money. Ask questions later.

When you're offered money, you take it. That's it, that's all, that's the rule, it's simple. And if you really want to think about it later, well, nothing's stopping you from having fun. But first, crrrr!
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May 2, 5:07 AM
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149597871 said:
There's probably some rich kid somewhere who spends more than 50k a day on average and yet you are here selling your balls, the entire purpose of your existence, for that price.

I feel like a lot of guys would "sell their balls" for a lot less to the right woman! Or man, if they swing that way.
@CC

Well... maybe, but metaphor or not, that's a horrible idea, CC. It's like becoming a eunuch just so you can live in the palace near the princess. Like... yeah, great, you did it, but now what's the plan?

A man who values his balls and actually cares about the princess, would grab a sword and a fast enough horse, and elope with her in the middle of the night like a normal person! A crime which... well, he'll probably get castrated for eventually anyway, but at least he'd be castrated with honor. Looking at the sky... smiling, thinking how it was worth every second of it, and remaining in her heart for all eternity!
May 2, 5:45 AM

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May 2, 7:00 AM

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149597871 said:
There's probably some rich kid somewhere who spends more than 50k a day on average and yet you are here selling your balls, the entire purpose of your existence, for that price.

I feel like a lot of guys would "sell their balls" for a lot less to the right woman! Or man, if they swing that way.
@CC

I'm not sure if that's how it works, lol.
May 2, 10:32 AM
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@MissHeed

Yes, that was me! For a second I wondered how you knew, but I think I used the same avatar over there. It was mostly questions about whether this anime had a second season, or whether that anime had a dub, but it was still a pretty fun way to kill time.
@palm-tree I recognize the icon and your text style. Yahoo answers was pretty fun I miss the people there even the ones in other cultures and groups lol.

You were always the top poster for the animation board. Did reach level 7 before it closed?
May 2, 10:57 AM

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I would haggle and try to get more out of it. I don't currently have any plans of having kids, and even if I changed my mind I could always adopt, so really the only reason I wouldn't immediately agree to this is because 50k is not enough.
May 2, 12:53 PM
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149597871 said:
Looking at the sky... smiling, thinking how it was worth every second of it, and remaining in her heart for all eternity!

Awww, I didn't know you had this side to you. Fine, fine, you're right. I retract my sinful words.

Auron said:
I'm not sure if that's how it works, lol.

What do I know? I'm not an expert on selling balls.



On topic, though, I feel as though people are largely unaware of how important hormonal balance is for wellness of both mind and body. The only kind of sterisliation that has no impact on that is somewhat reversible, so I'm not sure it counts for the sake of the question. You only have one body to house your soul, so I think it's important to keep it intact if you can.



Another hero? Oh, please!
You're a god-damn philistine.


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May 2, 6:22 PM

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That's the saddest thread I've seen in a while.

Like, the government.. well, the US government, prints 541 mil a day. Even if we round it up to 500 mil, that means that your genes your ancestors fought for literal billions of years were ended in exchange for like... I'm too lazy to calculate but something like 10 seconds worth of money printing.

Your literal balls are worth just 1/10,000,000 of Elon Musk's net worth or 1/20,000,000 each.

There's probably some rich kid somewhere who spends more than 50k a day on average and yet you are here selling your balls, the entire purpose of your existence, for that price.

Like, I already imagine King Hyperion from that garbage movie Immortals lecturing you about it as some giant minotaur-like creature is about to smash your private parts with a giant hammer or something:

"Although you will not hear them, your forefathers weep from their graves, for the future of their bloodline ends with you here tonight."
@149597871

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May 2, 6:54 PM

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In principle, yes. But I wouldn't want to go under the knife or suffer the pain afterwards.
May 2, 8:27 PM

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Yes, I would do it for free because I know I will never want kids.
May 3, 11:50 AM

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@palm-tree I recognize the icon and your text style. Yahoo answers was pretty fun I miss the people there even the ones in other cultures and groups lol.

You were always the top poster for the animation board. Did reach level 7 before it closed?
@MissHeed
It was a shame that Yahoo made all those changes and kind of ruined it shortly before it shut down. It used to be so active and fun, and then everyone seemed to lose interest overnight. I used to message with some of the regulars now and then, I wonder how they're doing now.

I don't remember what level I was at the end, but I don't think I reached level 7.
May 3, 5:01 PM

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I am already in the process of getting sterilized as I have to get a hysterectomy due to my mother passing on a cancer causing gene on to me so I will gladly take the money.
May 4, 7:58 AM

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For that small amount of money, I wouldn't. Someone would probably be able to make approximately same amount or even more if they became a sperm or egg donor in certain countries over the years. Plus there's always a possibility of regretting the decision later.
May 7, 3:32 PM
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No, I would not agree to such a proposition.
Sep 20, 6:51 PM

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50k isn't even worth considering, maybe I'd start to think about it if it was a million at least.

Besides, I would conserve some of my semen in a bank, so I could still have kids afterwards.
@Zarutaku Perfect answer. If the money is enough to make it possible for me to retire if i wanted only

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