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Jan 8, 2013 9:05 AM
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I was thinking (dangerous I know), that competitive sports aren't actually all that competitive. I posted this the other day, but how cool would it be if proper sword-fighting/stick fighting was in the olympics, rather than just the damn pu$$y fencing? That is way more intense and visually appealing, and it takes children's minds of satanic worship.

Anyway, more ideeaas?
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Jan 8, 2013 9:19 AM
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How about we just bring back the Colosseum? Id like that.

Im a Devil's advocate. Its just too fun.
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Jan 8, 2013 9:22 AM
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MrWhiteKniight said:
How about we just bring back the Colosseum? Id like that.
:D
Jan 8, 2013 9:29 AM
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MrWhiteKniight said:
How about we just bring back the Colosseum? Id like that.


Better suggest it to the Brazilian Olympic officials before 2016.
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Jan 8, 2013 9:32 AM
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Fapping. Just imagine the possibilities. Who can ejaculate faster. Who can last longer. Who can fap the most times. Is like track, there are so many variations.
Jan 8, 2013 9:32 AM
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Homicide.

So I can kill people.





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Hitler was good, objectively.
Jan 8, 2013 9:38 AM
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Actual duels leads to death or injury. Unless you mean them like this.

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Jan 8, 2013 9:40 AM
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dankickyou said:
Actual duels leads to death or injury. Unless you mean them like this.


Death and injury would just make it more interesting.
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Jan 8, 2013 9:41 AM
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This thread should have been called:

"Who can make the best pun?"
Jan 8, 2013 9:51 AM

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Like X ARM. Probably the stupidest sport ever invented. Lets combine MMA and Arm-wrestling into a sport where guys who suck at both can compete.

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Jan 8, 2013 9:56 AM

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dankickyou said:
Like X ARM. Probably the stupidest sport ever invented. Lets combine MMA and Arm-wrestling into a sport where guys who suck at both can compete.



That is the funniest sport I have ever seen. I thought cheese chasing was bad, but that actually manages to beat it.
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Jan 8, 2013 9:56 AM
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HiddenVoice said:
how cool would it be if proper sword-fighting/stick fighting was in the olympics, rather than just the damn pu$$y fencing?



No class.
Jan 8, 2013 10:15 AM

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JeremyA said:
HiddenVoice said:
how cool would it be if proper sword-fighting/stick fighting was in the olympics, rather than just the damn pu$$y fencing?



No class.


I have lots of class. All of it is second.
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Jan 8, 2013 10:16 AM
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Touche
Jan 8, 2013 10:52 AM

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Uh illegal fishing? You hunt for trophy although you also hunted as food and it's illegal to consider as sports.

Honorably mentioning poaching, I guess.
Jan 8, 2013 10:55 AM

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Ultimate Frisbee.

Nah, just kidding, though some of my university friends love it.
Jan 8, 2013 10:59 AM

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InfiniteRyvius said:
Ultimate Frisbee.

Nah, just kidding, though some of my university friends love it.


Ultimate frisbee is what makes boys into MEN
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Jan 8, 2013 11:03 AM

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And Juggling turns you into God.
Jan 8, 2013 11:11 AM

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I've never juggled, I didn't need that.




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Hitler was good, objectively.
Jan 8, 2013 12:15 PM

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Masturbation.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Jan 12, 2013 1:29 PM

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This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)
Jan 12, 2013 1:32 PM

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Mkayyy said:


This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)

And thus, the 9000 thread breaks out into CD.
Jan 12, 2013 1:33 PM

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MellowJello said:
Mkayyy said:


This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)

And thus, the 9000 thread breaks out into CD.
:P we were basically having a convo in there instead of posting numbers.
Jan 12, 2013 1:34 PM

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Mkayyy said:


This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)
I support this idea, also suggest this one.

Jan 12, 2013 1:40 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
Mkayyy said:


This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)
I support this idea, also suggest this one.

LMFAO! wtf happen at the end it just turned into some harem porno.
Jan 12, 2013 1:50 PM

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Mkayyy said:


This! best sport i've ever seen. (right click, open in new tab, if it doesn't show)


OH MY GOD I THINK MY EYES JUST LOST THEIR VIRGINITY
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Jan 12, 2013 1:52 PM

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Rap continuously for hours.
Jan 12, 2013 1:59 PM

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See who can go the longest without flaming when someone posts an opinion. IT'S THE HARDEST SPORT EVER
Jan 12, 2013 2:05 PM

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This
Konbu is important
Jan 12, 2013 2:08 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:




I saw something exactly like this only the guy was fucking all of them.
Touch me, you filthy casual~
Jan 12, 2013 2:18 PM

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Ragix said:
IntroverTurtle said:




I saw something exactly like this only the guy was fucking all of them.
Where can I find that version?
Jan 12, 2013 2:56 PM

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Clock 08.00-24.00- nothing
Clock 00.00-08.00- effin amazing stuff omg whyy
Jan 12, 2013 3:18 PM

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kite surfing can be pretty intense and actually dangerous. tho i don't know how it would translate as a "sport"

>random serious post<
Jan 12, 2013 3:56 PM

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Comogury said:
HiddenVoice said:
InfiniteRyvius said:
Ultimate Frisbee.

Nah, just kidding, though some of my university friends love it.


Ultimate frisbee is what makes boys into MEN
I'm also pretty sure it already is a sport.


ULTIMATE IS FOR MEN
tho still wonder why it aint a sport in like the Olympics
~"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." (Pirsig)

Jan 12, 2013 4:01 PM

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Chess Boxing.
Jan 12, 2013 4:02 PM

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SirDrRoger said:
Chess Boxing.

I wonder how far that sport has gone, enough to get into the olympics yet?
~"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." (Pirsig)

Jan 12, 2013 4:10 PM

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Igo Soccer

Jan 12, 2013 4:15 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
Igo Soccer

Lol what the hell did I just watch?
I'm also filled with pure-hearted ulterior motives.

Jan 12, 2013 4:17 PM

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Regicide said:
SirDrRoger said:
Chess Boxing.

I wonder how far that sport has gone, enough to get into the olympics yet?


Last time I heard they weren't able to get into the 2012 or 2016 olympics. So the earliest we might see them in the olympics is 2020 but even then it's unlikely. Sucks because it really is unique and interesting sport.
Jan 12, 2013 4:23 PM

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amichaaan said:
This
Actually enjoyed watching that lol. What a come back by Austria
Jan 12, 2013 4:23 PM

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Holybaptiser said:
IntroverTurtle said:
Igo Soccer

Lol what the hell did I just watch?
You just peeked into the exciting world of igo soccer, a mix of go and soccer. It's the ultimate sport for thrill seekers.
Jan 13, 2013 11:34 AM
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3d Chess

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Jan 13, 2013 12:00 PM

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Extreme paintball, where everyone has to play with nothing but underwear and the balls are filled with acid!
Jan 13, 2013 12:04 PM

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mdude009 said:
Extreme paintball, where everyone has to play with nothing but underwear and the balls are filled with acid!
The closest you'll get to that is a resurgence of the NXL.
Goddamn was that fun to watch.
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