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Sep 5, 2015 12:25 AM
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1) Very realistic statue of ugly, fat, bald middle age dude butt fucking another ugly, fat, bald middle age dude

2) Very realistic statue of a cockroach the size of tiger.
3) Very realistic statue of someone pointing loaded crossbow towards your door.

This type of prank will be easier with more advanced and cheap 3D printer. Does it not tickle your brain for you to be able to pull of this kind of prank? Or do I have a sick mind?
Sep 5, 2015 12:31 AM
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I would walk back inside my house.
Sep 5, 2015 12:34 AM
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YaoiWarrior said:
I would walk back inside my house.


What if you have to go somewhere?
Sep 5, 2015 12:38 AM
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HighKing77 said:
gyro785 said:


What if you have to go somewhere?


I'd go round back and leave that way.


4) Very realistic statue of hairy ugly dude taking a crap is in the back.
Sep 5, 2015 12:41 AM
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They're statues. So I'd just destroy them.
Sep 5, 2015 12:42 AM
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1. 'Murcia...

2. On my property? Is that legal? When the hell did they build this? I never noticed it before, so they must've built it in like just a couple hours. Is that even possible, given how big and realistic it is?

3. See #2.
My waifu, do not steal.
Sep 5, 2015 12:43 AM
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HighKing77 said:
gyro785 said:


4) Very realistic statue of hairy ugly dude taking a crap is in the back.


I would go upstairs, climb out of the window onto my conservatory, and from there I can jump into the neighbor's back garden, then either keep crossing gardens or leave.


5) Very realistic statue of a guy with blood shot eyes with huge ass axe is in the conservatory.
Sep 5, 2015 12:46 AM
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Azumaoru said:
1. 'Murcia...

2. On my property? Is that legal? When the hell did they build this? I never noticed it before, so they must've built it in like just a couple hours. Is that even possible, given how big and realistic it is?

3. See #2.


Reasonable response. What if this were done to you every single day.
Sep 5, 2015 12:49 AM
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i will be shock at first but if i doubt i will be fooled a second time around when i learn that is just a 3D Printer prank
Sep 5, 2015 12:54 AM

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1) go back inside
2)take it inside and put it in the living room
3)neato

Sep 5, 2015 12:55 AM

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gyro785 said:
Azumaoru said:
1. 'Murcia...

2. On my property? Is that legal? When the hell did they build this? I never noticed it before, so they must've built it in like just a couple hours. Is that even possible, given how big and realistic it is?

3. See #2.


Reasonable response. What if this were done to you every single day.


"*sigh* 'Murica..."
My waifu, do not steal.
Sep 5, 2015 12:55 AM

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Get some popcorn.
Sep 5, 2015 1:22 AM

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1. Scream, 'FREEDOM HELL YEAH!'.
2. K.
3. ALLAHU AKBAR!
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Sep 5, 2015 1:55 AM
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HighKing77 said:
gyro785 said:


5) Very realistic statue of a guy with blood shot eyes with huge ass axe is in the conservatory.


That wouldn't be a problem then, since I would be ON the conservatory.


in the garden for 5) then.
Sep 5, 2015 2:02 AM
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Big deal, I wouldn't give a fuck tbh
Sep 5, 2015 2:07 AM

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This

Sep 5, 2015 2:26 AM
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Stepping outside is an impossibility in the first place. I would probably not notice though, I am usually looking at the ground while I walk.
Sep 5, 2015 2:37 AM
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RedTie47 said:
Stepping outside is an impossibility in the first place. I would probably not notice though, I am usually looking at the ground while I walk.



You would bump into those statues then and notice them anyway.
Sep 5, 2015 5:01 AM

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I'd claim its a supernatural occurence and start selling tickets for admission to see
I've been here way too long...
Sep 5, 2015 5:22 AM
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TheConquerer said:
I'd claim its a supernatural occurence and start selling tickets for admission to see


LOL. that`s actually a good idea. although you could get arrested for 1) in most countries.
Sep 5, 2015 7:25 AM

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I'd ignore #1 and #3 but probably have a heart attack with #2.
"Let Justice Be Done!"

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Fight again, fight again for justice!
Sep 5, 2015 8:05 AM

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gyro785 said:
TheConquerer said:
I'd claim its a supernatural occurence and start selling tickets for admission to see


LOL. that`s actually a good idea. although you could get arrested for 1) in most countries.

Well just slap a toga over the private parts or somethin, I'm sure that'll do
I've been here way too long...
Sep 5, 2015 8:14 AM

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Aimed gunfire, or a sledge hammer. Though I want to keep the last two, put them in my yard.
Sep 5, 2015 9:07 AM

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j0x said:
i will be shock at first but if i doubt i will be fooled a second time around when i learn that is just a 3D Printer prank
Sep 5, 2015 9:31 AM
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RedRoseFring said:
I'd ignore #1 and #3 but probably have a heart attack with #2.


Incoming:20 realistic cockroach statues the size of tiger- remote controlled.
Sep 5, 2015 9:34 AM

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I would know my day is off to a fantastic start.
"How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can’t even save the people standing right in front of us?!" -Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia
Sep 5, 2015 9:39 AM
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RPG_Hero said:
I would know my day is off to a fantastic start.


Which do you like the best?
Sep 5, 2015 1:56 PM
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Immediately think of way to turn it into cash
Sep 6, 2015 12:50 AM
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AsianRambo38 said:
Immediately think of way to turn it into cash


who would be crazy enough to buy them/
Sep 6, 2015 2:38 AM

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1. "That's one ugly status" -moves on with life-
2. "I know someone who hates bug, I should show them this statue" -moves on with life-
3. "Oi that statue is pointing the wrong way, the status is meant to be pointing at my neighbors door" -moves on with life-

That's if the statue was only recently placed and I'm saying that to someone.

If the statue can't be moved then I'm just talking to myself...
Sep 6, 2015 2:49 AM

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1. Try my best to ignore it as I walk past.
2. That would actually be really cool. Someone make that and send it to my house.
3. It would probably take me a second to realize what I was looking at, then I would slam my door and watch from inside the house until I realized it was fake. At that point I would just awkwardly walk past it in embarrassment.
Sep 6, 2015 3:55 AM
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_Generik_ said:
1. Try my best to ignore it as I walk past.
2. That would actually be really cool. Someone make that and send it to my house.
3. It would probably take me a second to realize what I was looking at, then I would slam my door and watch from inside the house until I realized it was fake. At that point I would just awkwardly walk past it in embarrassment.



3)....and then surprise! The statue with the crossbow is actually moving and is about to point it towards your direction!
Sep 6, 2015 5:06 AM
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HighKing77 said:
gyro785 said:



3)....and then surprise! The statue with the crossbow is actually moving and is about to point it towards your direction!


Everyone's getting tired of your shit, OP.


You are just mad because there is no escpase route from the statue :P
Sep 6, 2015 9:28 AM

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I would be shocked, shrug, and keep moving.
Sep 6, 2015 9:30 AM

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Take a pic and make it a dank meme.
Sep 6, 2015 9:45 AM

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i would be super confused..and go back inside and lock the door ^~^
Sep 6, 2015 9:47 AM
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I'd go back inside my house, call the police.
Sep 6, 2015 10:53 AM

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YaoiWarrior said:
I would walk back inside my house.
Sep 6, 2015 11:03 AM

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Sep 6, 2015 11:05 AM
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gyro785 said:
AsianRambo38 said:
Immediately think of way to turn it into cash


who would be crazy enough to buy them/
Bababoom, seelleet on E-bay, people will buy it, no doubt.
gone bai bai
Sep 6, 2015 6:07 PM

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1) laugh and search the area for the culprit
2)react as if there was a dog barking and you needed to act like "imma cool, imma fearless"
3)crouch



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