Cafe Junkie

Tired of H works that feature rape, tentacles or other cliched and totally repulsive content? Looking for a vanilla series with a tiny bit of romance sprinkled on top? Sick of male leads that chicken out at the moment of truth? If so, look no further. This is what you'll want to watch.


Cafe Junkie is a softcore series that centers around 4 characters in a cafe setting. It is unique in that it doesn't throw sex scenes straight at you without even explaining who the characters are or what's going on. It establishes the connections between the characters first and then you begin to understand ... why they want to swing from the chandeliers. Personally, I watch hentai for believable plots that could happen in reality and Cafe Junkie does not disappoint. A romance with sex scenes, if you will.

The girls look absolutely stunning and as I mentioned before the sex scenes are vanilla-ish apart from a scene or two but they are animated very well and the voice actors did a good job at... voicing stuff. The only minus here and the reason why I didn't give it a higher score would be the ending. It rather ruins the realism that this series builds up and instead of ending with one girl the male protagonist gets all 3.

All in all however, a good choice if you want to watch something enjoyable, imagine this scenario happening in real life or just watch a hentai that's unlike most that you'll encounter these days.

Cafe Junkie.

What can i say: its boring and its full of clichés.
Even the sex scenes are boring.

Characters: The guy's not interesting and not likable.
The three girls are annoying to listen to. They all love the same guy. But where is this love coming from you may ask? Well i have no idea.

Animation style is ok. However its censored.

... Story: Well the story goes nowhere. There is a love triangle (or should i say love square) between the guy and the 3 girls.

And of course we have the cliché ending where instead of choosing one of the girls they decide to share him and have an orgy.

Hello, you favorite hentai reviewer that you've probably never heard of here. Today I'll be reviewing Cafe Junkie, the hentai masterpiece with plot so unique and unpredictable it will keep you on the edge of your seats for 60 minutes straight. The amazing and complex characters will take your breath away as you fall in love with each and every one of them. Absolute 10/10.

The story is about a guy named Masaru (Ma-kun) who is probably the best character for the average viewer to insert himself into I've seen so far in anime. The guy has absolutely no special features or whatsoever. Normal build, MC ... haircut, generic voice, even his clothes look boring, honestly. Like if this was an actual RPG this would've been the default level 1 male character. It is almost like the Japanese hentai artists are trying to tell their audience full of 30-year-old virgins "If this guy can do it, everyone can! Don't lose hope guys!".

"Oh come on, no one watches hentai for the guy anyway. Gimme girls, gimme rape."

Well, there is no actual rape (which is probably the only redeeming feature). The girls... Oh... Did I say girl"S"? Well, there was just one girl with three different heads because the budget for this one was probably so low they couldn't even afford changing their height or breast size a little. And how there is no rape you ask? Well, it's quite simple. All of the girls are in love with our amazing protagonist even though they are sisters and aware of the fact that he sleeps with all three of them.

"Characters, plot... you are talking too much, this is a hentai remember? No one really cares about that stuff, I just want to fap, that's all.".

Yes, but it will be kinda hard for you to do so, because on top of all Cafe Junkie probably has the most boring sex scenes I've seen in a while. And it's not because the censorship or the awful animation and voice acting. The creativity in this one was close to 0, just 60 minutes of complete emptiness. It's hard to distinguish one sex scene from the others. Even the most hardcore vanilla fan will probably fall asleep unless he starts thinking about his ex or smh.

Story: 1,
Art: 4,
Sound: 3,
Character: 0,
Enjoyment: not found
Overall: 3D>2D