Shoujo Ramune

Every genre has its Citizen Kane, whether in anime or hentai. Most would point to the Loli genre with the 1984 six-part OVA series Lolita Anime as its Citizen Kane. While it holds significance with its place in history, it has not aged well with the modern era other than being a time capsule. If there is one OVA that I think truly deserves to be crowned that accolade, Shoujo Ramune would be the one to fulfill that position, no questions asked.

When talking about this hentai, you will get a lot of polarizing reactions. This is hentai that is about as niche as you’re ever ... going to find. Lolicon is a genre that doesn’t have it as its main trope. Usually, you will have a loli girl in hentai that isn’t the centerpiece of it and only as a side thing for people who are into it. Similar to futanari, although futanari is more generally accepted than lolicon. It would be a no-brainer for me to say that if lolicon is not in your bag, this is definitely not for you. However, if you are, this is the best you will get out of the genre.

Many people find Shoujo Ramune polarizing because the story is very slice of life. In fact, the setting almost looks like it’s set in the town from the anime Non Non Biyori. You have three little girls visiting the candy shop of a man who, for all intents and purposes, grooms them into sexual escapades. This isn’t like a loli situation involving some goofy scenarios that aren’t based on real ones. And because of that, this situation might turn off your typical normie who thinks this stuff is sickening. You’re in for a real treat if you can get over it.

What makes Shoujo Ramune amazing right from the get-go is its production values. The animation is extremely good in all of the sex scenes. They don’t look cheaply thrown together or rigid like many typical hentai studios usually do to cut corners in their animation department. All girls look super adorable, and their proportions look appropriate to their size. The voice actresses also give them cute personalities both in the sex scenes and outside of them. They pull off the archetypical loli voices quite well, and not to the point where they get annoying like some tend to be.

The quality of the sex scenes themselves is varied and isn’t copied and pasted into each episode. One involves two girls having a yuri-tastic sex scene; it’s not often you see a loli yuri scene in hentai, and boy is it one you cannot miss if those two things are your jam. My favorites are personally the ones involving Komako because of the actress’s sexy voice she gives her and how Komako interacts with our male protagonist’s chin-chin. Chie and Tenko definitely have their great moments, particularly one involving Chie and a classroom desk chair. The only downside is that the episodes are less than 20 minutes long. While the sex scenes aren’t short, they could have at least thrown in one more in each episode to spice things up a bit.

While the story isn’t something to write home about, they provide a good template for our girls to have their own side stories. It’s always a plus to have context for hentai scenes to make them more enjoyable. One involving Komako wanting to make love to Chie and giving our main protagonist a reward for helping her achieve it was pretty nice. Another is Tenko wishing to be famous and the candy man telling her to become an idol as an excuse to make her do very suggestive things to him. You could make the case that this is a subtle commentary on the idol industry, but you can clearly tell the writers couldn’t care less to explore further.

As mentioned before, Shoujo Ramune isn’t going to be for everyone. If you can’t get over lolicon or the culture surrounding it, this review will not likely sway you one way or another. It’s one of those situations where no one can’t argue one way or another if you are offended by something like Shoujo Ramune. For me and others who can get down with some lolis when we’re in that mood, this is something that shouldn’t be passed over.

Grade: A

I logged back on after such a long time just to say, the VN that this series comes from did not have an Old Man as the main character, He was a young adult who ran a candy store, for some reason they changed Him into an Old Man for no reason. It only makes Lolicons look worse honestly but either way this series is still incredibly good for fapping.

I would have rated it a near 10 if they didn't just arbitrarily decide to change the main character into an Old Man, also some of the scenes from the VN are not present, funny enough ... the VN had more story and character development which I guess people find boring in hentai, even though I prefer to like a character and enjoy how sexy they are.

Finally, the series is still Vanilla thank God, in a market dominated (pun intended) by rape gangbangs, sex slavery, and literal cucking/NTR left and right, Vanilla hentai is always the most refreshing, the more You see of one thing, the more You grow used to it, so when I see another rape hentai, I just think to Myself "boring", it's actually more generic and cliche to have rape or NTR in hentai now. but I digress. Lolicon is also an absolute rarity in Hentai, and it's always there shown in a fucked up light but honestly that's again just because the market for hentai is focused on so much generic rape gangbang shit and women with tits so large that they might as well be watermelons instead, no difference would be made.

Anyways, enjoy this but know that the Old Man aspect was added for no reason.

Literally best hentai if you're into Loli. Really top notch animation and amazing voice acting too, it just sounds real enough to not get you arrested. I don't really have anything else to say besides that. Episode 3 had a really cute lesbian scene with so much emotion in the voice acting, every moan sounded really cute and innocent without sounding too overly dramatic. The story itself doesn't really go anywhere but there is such a diverse cast of different characters with really cute and designs that plot won't matter at all. My only complaint is the oldman shopkeeper. He was fucking weird.

8/10, good sound, ... animation and characters.

What in the fuck. That’s all I could think as the horny haze that had enveloped my mind began to clear. I was in utter disgust at myself and a deep shameful guilt settled within my very essence, this felt completely wrong. It took me a good 10 minutes to collect the pieces of my broken mind and haphazardly put them back together, in a state barely fit to keep my body going through the motions of the day. I wasn’t until a week had passed that I could laugh off the experience of watching Shoujo Ramune yet that deep seated guilt would always be ... there at the peripherals of my consciousness. It had broken me unlike anything else.

Story - 7

Shoujo Ramune is a cautionary tale exploring the all too common scenario of adults taking advantage of the inherent trust children place in them to gain sexual favors. While we may all laugh off certain types such as those demonstrated in Boku no Pico or Muchi Muchi Kyousei because “they’re just hentai”, Shoujo Ramune truly captures the reality of such encounters reflected in the real-world which leaves viewers with this daunting unveiling of reality which is hard to imagine especially if you place yourself or those around you in those kind of circumstances. Shoujo Ramune cuts out the shits and giggles of a hentai and you don’t treat this as a laughable bit of fap material, it ends up sticking with you and making you contemplate the real world consequences of such actions.

This type of exploitative behavior is demonstrated by our male lead Oi-chan who runs a shop frequented by our three girls. Over the course of these four episodes we see Oi-chan take advantage of each girls vulnerable states to coerce them into having sex by bending their logic or using their words against them into tricking them into thinking this is what they want. Each episode builds upon each girl’s needs and Oi-chan looking to solve that by suggesting sexual activities which in turn creates a bubble of isolation for each girl where they have no one to turn to but Oi-chan creating a cycle of dependency fostering unhealthy relationships where they can only turn to Oi-chan. While the story isn’t the most inspired, what sells it so well are the characters and their relationships which I will go into more detail later on.

Art and Animation - 7

There isn’t much to say for Shoujo Ramune, it does a serviceable job visually and never put up something offensive enough to warrant a lower score. Backgrounds were vibrant and interesting, choosing a variety of backdrops to every scene from the show which kept me engaged. The character design for the girls was extremely moe, with each girl having their own visual flairs that kept them distinct from one another and there were usually certain visual gags that kept each scene leaving an impression on me. While the art started off strong, I noticed a shift in style towards the latter half of the series that was still tolerable however I found myself more attracted to the style of the earlier episodes where the character felt much more defined and detailed. Other than the artwork, the animations weren’t overly recycled and they kept it fresh with different motions and camera angles which kept skipping through a section much less frequent so overall a good job by the studio Mary Jane.

Characters - 9

For me, out of everything Shoujo Ramune had to offer, it was the characters that elevated this show. If you had described what happens in the show and shown me some clips of the hentai, I would’ve thought it was an average hentai that would ultimately be a forgettable hour and 20 minutes of my life which I would quickly move on from. All the depth and the underlying message would be completely lost on me so when I actually sat down to watch it I was blown away by what was offered to me - a haunting reality check on the sexual exploitation of children. Personally, news stories don’t tend to affect me, even those recounting children being raped and exploited by close family members or members of the church. Yet Shoujo Ramune was able to get me to face those horrific acts much more seriously than anything else due to it’s characters.

So what’s so great about the characters in Shoujo Ramune? They reflect reality and they make us feel that.

I’ve watched my fair share of fucked hentai yet the stakes never truly mattered to me. Sure she’s getting literally raped to death or her mentality is getting torn down bit by bit until nothing of her identity is left, however it never felt quite as real as this. Three loveable girls make up the cast of Shoujo Ramune, from the outgoing Chie to the reserved Komako and the bubbly budding idol Tenka, we are greeted with a variety of characters for our main baddy Oi-chan to fuck around with.

Each girl has a special relationship with Oi-chan which he abuses in order to maneuver each girl into situations for him to exploit, often using their desires to achieve this goal. With Chie, he is simply using the fact that he is a family friend (turned stepdad later on) to make her do seemingly innocent things such as “eating some yoghurt(off his dick)” or helping her cool off Baka na Imouto style. Chie then begins to normalize these sort of sexual behaviors which Oi-chan uses further down the line to engage with her again.

On the other hand, Komako is more sexually aware however she is still as innocent as the other girls which allows Oi-chan to exploit her lack of knowledge as an excuse to “teach” her how to pleasure her crush Chie. By dangling her desires in front of her, Oi-chan gets another girl to fall into this normalization of sex with him while having her deepen her dependance on him as he had done with Chie.

Similarly to Komako, Tenka is exploited by her limited knowledge of being an idol. Oi-chan once again exploits this gap in knowledge to trick her into doing sexual favors, chalking it all up to experience that she will apparently need to grow as an idol. She begins to depend on him and seke him out sexually thus exhibiting the third instance of this trap being utiliized.

This in and of itself is quite creepy but nothing we haven’t seen before, however Oi-chan’s character changes everything because he embodies the essence of those real life child predators. Firstly, we see how calm he is about the whole thing, he’s done this before and for him there is nothing morally reprehensible in getting his rock off to the children around him. He gives off a creepy energy through this calmness where he never sees the immorality of his actions. Secondly, this cycle represents the patterns of real life child predators who do go after multiple children in a set in stone fashion by exploiting these weaknesses. However the crème de la crème which completes this perfect predator profile is his actions outside of the fucking, he goes and treats them like his beloved children. Most prominently, we see this with Tenka when he goes to support her idol activities and this was what drives Shoujo Ramune over the edge, where it became way too real. He wasn’t just close to them when they were alone, he kept up this intimate relationship thoroughly. Each episode we see each girl fall deeper and deeper into his arms, not just because of the sex but more importantly because he supported them outside of the sex which cemented him as sort of a father figure to them which turned my stomache.


Mental Health Damage - 85%

The only way to describe myself after watching this hentai is the Withered Wojak image

Enjoyment - 1

As much as I loved how much Shoujo Ramune was able to capture this horrifying reality into a different medium and I praise it’s brilliance in bringing out the creepy in the mundane, I just did not have a good time with it on a personal level. These kinds of things happen in the real-world and people are genuinely afraid to speak up about the abuse they suffer, while others may not even realize they have been exploited by those they are close with, they respect and they perhaps even love. Shoujo Ramune is a clinical biopsy of a case of exploitation and lays it out bare in front of an audience to provide us with a solemn glimpse of what really can happen and it teaches us this genuinely occurs in real life by instilling a gut-wrenching sense of disgust.(Or it’s just a stupid hentai written by a really perverted person and I’m once again completely overanalyzing it and giving it waaaaaaaaay too much goddamn credit for being a hentai)

Definite gem, given there ain't too many superb loli hentai out there. Animation is really good, voice actors doing a pretty good job. the way these girls moan in pleasure is wholesome and hot as hell at the same time. There's not much time being wasted on useless dialogue and the story is pretty much a waste but that obviously wouldn't be something you'd look for here. If you looked at previews or coverart and grown interest, you'll definitely get what you wish for. simple loli love making. If you like cute innocent girls being corrupted and violated this is definitely the right one for ... you.

if you like loli, if you like hentai , you gonna love it.

I'm not extremely into loli girls but this was very good indeed. The story is not something I consider a lot when it comes to hentai, if there exists one that's good enough for me, what I am more interested in when watching is the look of the characters, quality of animation and of course it has to pander to my kind of fucked up taste in porn.

The animation and art quality was amazing for a hentai, could not ask for any better.

The sound aspect is not really applicable for me since I always watch hentai with the sound turned down, I just enjoy ... it better this way, therefor I always give the sound of all hentai a 5/10 since I cannot really rate it.

There's 4 episodes in total, all of them a little different, most likely you will find one you like the best and stick to it for the most part, I liked the first episode the best.

If you like lolis you will love this, and even if you don't I urge you to check it out if you're into hentai at all. This is one I will certainly go back to from time to time.

Honestly, this was amazing.

Yes I know, this work may not be for everyone, different to other explicit works involving loli content, Shoujo Ramune is more realistic than the rest, the very much realistic setting and character acting makes a lot of people weirded out due to the realism.

However, for those who have no problem with this sort of issue, this piece of work is fantastic, and the characters are even better.

I loved the storytelling, and the smooth switches between the "slice of life" scenes and the actual hentai scenes, the cute and small girls with different personalities, all of it was lovely.

And dont even get ... me started on the nice sounds and voice acting during the sex scenes, kudos to the voice actors for nailing in the moment with their high pitched voices.

All in all, if you like loli content, you surely must have heard about this piece of work already due to its popularity, but if you have not, I recommend watching this.

As for the last note, the character I loved the most was Komako, her more experienced and lewd nature during the sex scenes was truly erotic and made me love her even more.

That is all, I hope you have a nice day, dear reader
-Joevil

"Did you know? Doing things like this, you're basically a lolicon."

Story: Chie, Tenka and Komako are all best friends that live in a very quiet and peaceful countryside. Their favorite hangout spot is a candy store, where lives Tenshu, an old pedophile. ...What? Sorry, but I don't think there's another way to put it.

Art: Very good art and good animation. The angles were amazing.

Sound: Very cute voices on the girls. The male one is not terrible, but I wasn't a fan. Great sound effects. Soundtrack was very peaceful and it suited very well.

Character: The protagonist is horrible and a perverted old fucking creep overall, not ... only for making some pretty disgusting scenes, but also for remaining silent through most of it, making them all unbearably uncomfortable. All three girls were incredibly cute, Chie and Komako especially (with their whole girl love thing going on), but Tenka was the sexier one.

Enjoyment: I seriously don't have the slightest idea of how did they come to the bright idea of having a disgusting perverted old fart as a protagonist. It would already be bad in any kind of situation, but in this one in specific it just makes it all 1000x times worse, so it's safe to say that he pretty much butchered what it could be one of the best hentai out there. It would be way less uncomfortable if they just went with a shota or a morally questioning (way) younger protagonist that we could relate at least the tiniest bit, and spiced it up with some comedy.

Overall: This one seems to be a hit or miss for most people, you're probably either going to love it or hate it. But, I'd say it's worth a try, if you know what you're getting yourself into, that is.

*no spoilers*

to whom it may concern, save me. where do i start, essentially they fuck children, very hard, and then the guy moves on to the next child (underage) and fucks them and the cyhcle repeats itself. men need to be neutered becau;se this is fucked what the fuck. if u enjoyed this, uare a pedophile. you parents would be ashamed. Raul Menendez (Spanish: Raúl Menéndez) is a Nicaraguan drug lord, political activist and a revolutionary who serves as the main antagonist of Call of Duty: Black Ops II and Call of Duty: Strike Team. He is the leader of a terrorist organization named Cordis ... Die and is an old nemesis of Alex Mason and Frank Woods, and David "Section" Mason's nemesis in 2025. He hacked multiple automated US military drones, using them to attack its domestic major cities, as well as cities throughout China such as Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong, eventually destroying the drones after the damage was done. Using the drones, he crippled the US defenses,

I remember watching this years ago and it was a fabulous blend of yuri and intergenerational heterosexuality.

Just the right blend of cute and lewd, and a title that will inspire lemonadiers worldwide.

I like the eccentric unique qualities of each of the three heroines, and I found the shyness they exhibited to be realistic and believable.

I think all men and onee-sans of culture would enjoy this immensely. Sure some parts get predictable and telegraphed but it still highlights a unique variety of situations.

One thing I liked coming away from the four episodes is there were so many unique and memorable moments, memes such as the bus ... stop, the girls in the grass, the couple under the bridge, having fun indoors.... you'll know what I'm talking about but I don't want to spoil anything.

Old men have a place in society that may or may not leave them without sex for decades. Their feelings, frustrations, and wants are valid. They do not need to have sex with children, however, nor do they need to be animated doing that same thing.

True, there is a catastrophically perverted plot that regardless of anything anyone involved did or not did would be criticized to hell and back. There is simply no winning with anyone. And sure, the girls on screen are simply too young, there is so much rape and manipulation it would make the MC go to prison within a week ... of his trial.

But none of this means we needed an old man having sex. We could have had a shota, a younger man or even some ghost fucking these beauties. But no, we have a putrid, puerile, old man raping children.

Admittedly, the intended audience deserves no respect. But we could have done without the old man (or an ugly man in case it needs to be said).
Anyways, the white hair girl is the least interesting of the bunch but she's still a meal and a half. It's the brunettes where it's at. Unfortunately for my girl Tenka she gets some of the worst scenes in the whole thing while Chie gets some of the best. The yuri scene is fine, sex on grass is not the hottest unfortunately.

So yeah, you need to be a little mentally ill to enjoy this on a fundamental level, and you have to be truly inhuman to enjoy this fully.