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Apr 15, 2014 12:49 AM
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Lol, this is what makes the internets so great:

http://jalopnik.com/us-airways-just-tweeted-a-pic-of-a-woman-with-a-plane-i-1563097527

^NSFM site, you have been warned.

Basically, the story is that some random girl named Alex (lol) tweeted to U.S Airways that her spring break was ruined thanks to them and she wanted free stuff.

U.S Airways responded by tweeting:

"We don't like to hear this Alex. Please provide feedback to our customer relations team here..."

And then they show the picture.


LOLOLOL, this is too fucking good.

--ALEX--Apr 15, 2014 12:52 AM
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Apr 15, 2014 12:51 AM
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hehe
Apr 15, 2014 12:55 AM
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i'll bet the black box recordings are real fishy.
Apr 15, 2014 12:56 AM
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da hell is that shit real
Apr 15, 2014 12:57 AM
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ROFL

Apr 15, 2014 12:57 AM
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*hug noises*

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What in the fuck
Apr 15, 2014 12:58 AM
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RandomChampion said:
da hell is that shit real

Yes, it is....they even issued an apology and are currently "investigating" the matter.
Apr 15, 2014 12:59 AM
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Probably an intern trying to be a funny fucker lol

Apr 15, 2014 1:00 AM
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*hug noises*

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so THAT'S where MH370 ended up, no wonder they had trouble finding it
Apr 15, 2014 1:01 AM

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Someone please turn this into a 9/11 joke for good measure.

Apr 15, 2014 1:01 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
so THAT'S where MH370 ended up, no wonder they had trouble finding it


you terrible human being



Apr 15, 2014 1:03 AM

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FUCKING LOL

FacelessVixen said:
Someone please turn this into a 9/11 joke for good measure.


9/11 WAS DIDDED BY THE ILERMINATY U SHEEP

OSAMA ISNT EVEN REAL
Apr 15, 2014 1:14 AM

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JustALEX said:
RandomChampion said:
da hell is that shit real

Yes, it is....they even issued an apology and are currently "investigating" the matter.


i bet they sitting in the office laughing their asses off
Apr 15, 2014 1:22 AM
*hug noises*

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RandomChampion said:
JustALEX said:
RandomChampion said:
da hell is that shit real

Yes, it is....they even issued an apology and are currently "investigating" the matter.


i bet they sitting in the office fapping their dicks off
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Apr 15, 2014 1:27 AM

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Ferolex said:
FUCKING LOL

FacelessVixen said:
Someone please turn this into a 9/11 joke for good measure.


9/11 WAS DIDDED BY THE ILERMINATY U SHEEP

OSAMA ISNT EVEN REAL

...I kinda meant along the lines of someone Photoshopping her pussy on the exploding twin towers meme generator style.

Apr 15, 2014 1:30 AM

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FacelessVixen said:
Ferolex said:
FUCKING LOL

FacelessVixen said:
Someone please turn this into a 9/11 joke for good measure.


9/11 WAS DIDDED BY THE ILERMINATY U SHEEP

OSAMA ISNT EVEN REAL

...I kinda meant along the lines of someone Photoshopping her pussy on the exploding twin towers meme generator style.


so manhattan is actually her pussy
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Apr 15, 2014 2:57 AM

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Well... at least... THAT plane was found.

But my goodness. That is one disgusting beast.
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Apr 15, 2014 3:01 AM

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lmao!! xD which one thought of this? they must be geniuses..


Apr 15, 2014 3:43 AM

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Probably some guy who was going to be fired anyway.
Apr 15, 2014 3:54 AM

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I bet US airways fapped from that.
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Apr 15, 2014 3:57 AM
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HaXXspetten said:
so THAT'S where MH370 ended up, no wonder they had trouble finding it
Apr 15, 2014 3:59 AM

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FacelessVixen said:
Someone please turn this into a 9/11 joke for good measure.


Here

Knock knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!


Also

damn humans
Apr 15, 2014 4:20 AM

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I could fap to that.
Apr 15, 2014 5:01 AM

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That was quite funny, especially the MH370 joke. I almost died there.
Apr 15, 2014 5:04 AM

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Holy shit this is incredible.
Apr 15, 2014 8:08 AM

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AsianKungFu said:
I bet US airways fapped from that.


^
Apr 15, 2014 8:13 AM

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Pilots of that thing must have been some horny dudes.
Apr 15, 2014 8:37 AM

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What a crash landing we have here.


Apr 15, 2014 8:45 AM

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From what I've heard, there's more than one? o.o
Apr 15, 2014 10:13 PM

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Astros477 said:
Pilots of that thing must have been some horny dudes.

Well, why do you think it's called a cockpit?


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Apr 15, 2014 10:19 PM

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Hoppy said:
What a crash landing we have here.


Hehehe.
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Apr 15, 2014 11:49 PM
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Flight 370 entered a parallel universe and ended up in that woman's vagina.

Goddammit the joke was already made...
Apr 15, 2014 11:56 PM
*hug noises*

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Fiction-S said:

Flight 370 entered a parallel universe and ended up in that woman's vagina.

Goddammit the joke was already made...
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Apr 16, 2014 12:16 AM
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HaXXspetten said:
Fiction-S said:

Flight 370 entered a parallel universe and ended up in that woman's vagina.

Goddammit the joke was already made...
2slo




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Apr 16, 2014 6:07 PM

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That is burned into my brain...no chance to go back...
Game over. If that's the case, I just have to play again.
Apr 16, 2014 6:17 PM

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EDIT: JOKE WAS ALREADY MADE :(


I'm slow



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Apr 17, 2014 4:41 PM
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Yo, that nig has some humor.
Apr 17, 2014 4:49 PM
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That's one way to spend your frequent flyer miles I guess? Is this like the new 747 dildo I heard about today?! Funny story all the same, though.
Apr 17, 2014 5:02 PM

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Could have warned me that she was fat.

Also, #usairways>pulitzerprize
Apr 17, 2014 5:04 PM

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Also....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRw

#IfuckingloveDemo-D+
Apr 18, 2014 8:41 AM

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LOL, this just made my day, thanks for the laugh
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