LemanRuss said: Wipe my ass with it. What if your shitstain spells your name and you were thinking of how smexy your own face isn't while wiping your ass? You'd be dead. |
| announce that i have it, sell fake pages, and then murder all my enemies |
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SolviteSekai said: LemanRuss said: Wipe my ass with it. you really want to commit suicide? I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle |
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| I'd kill the one that created this thread. And kill death itself. P.S: And under the wrong subforum. |
| "Love is a drug to our brain , it stops the thinking function and when you realize it wether you acomplish it or not you'll enter in one of the 3 withdrawal states : happy , sad or anger. Once this drug gets hold of you you'd better be prepaired beforehand." - Me |
hybreezy said: SolviteSekai said: you really want to commit suicide? I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle No I think you missed the joke, a la you put shit on the paper, effectively targetting yourself. I thought it was pretty exceptional. |
SolviteSekai said: I thought it was pretty exceptional. Yeah it's unfortunate for the rest of us you feel this way about nearly all your posts actually |
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hybreezy said: SolviteSekai said: I thought it was pretty exceptional. Yeah it's unfortunate for the rest of us you feel this way about nearly all your posts actually Rude. |
SolviteSekai said: hybreezy said: I don't think you understand how this works, but good hustle No I think you missed the joke, a la you put shit on the paper, effectively targetting yourself. I thought it was pretty exceptional. For a moment there I thought we'd sync'd or something. I now see that this was not the case. |
fst said: SolviteSekai said: No I think you missed the joke, a la you put shit on the paper, effectively targetting yourself. I thought it was pretty exceptional. For a moment there I thought we'd sync'd or something. I now see that this was not the case. We are always n'sync, because you are tearing up my heart. I'm going to grab this feeling and Ride It until you Cry me a River. Bye Bye Bye. |
kokkoderrisch said: antonn said: Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated. It's not just overrated, it's bad. ^^this |
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| - write the names of famous people in it (names like Justin Bieber); including Germany's Argentina's soccer team |
KhalanJul 9, 2014 5:51 PM
Khalan3 said: - write the names of famous people in it (names like Justin Bieber); including Germany's soccer team |
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| Destroy it, while I do have some people that I would to see suffer for political reasons, however considering that those who use the Death Note can neither go to Heaven or Hell, it's not worth using it |
| "Now, let us drink. Let us drink. Drink to the human race. In every age, there will be good humans and bad humans. Human life is too long to devote to reproduction, yet too short to devote to learning, in the helix of time. Perhaps that is why humans succumb to desire and seek release. Despite the fact that life is complete with the sun, the land and poetry." Supreme Leader Diego(Real) (Hunter x Hunter 2011) |
| The name of the kid who accidently bumped into me and made me spill my drink |
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| I'd use it to threaten certain important people and force them to start WW III. |
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| With all the evil that goes on in the world I would be tempted to use the Deathnote to cleanse that evil even at the expense of my own soul. |
| Burn it. I don't need murder on my resume too before meeting the maker, if there is one. |
| Give it to someone who watches Death Note. |
| MAL: A community that thinks every anime is bad, but rates everything a 7/10. |
Khalan3 said: - write the names of famous people in it (names like Justin Bieber); including Germany's soccer team Nobody likes a sore loser. |
fst said: They are fun to watch. So I disagree.Khalan3 said: - write the names of famous people in it (names like Justin Bieber); including Germany's soccer team Nobody likes a sore loser. |
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| Burn it, because it's something no one should have. |
| "Laws exist only for those who cannot live without clinging onto them." -Souske Aizen "Bleach"  |
| Start a hitman website, people pay me large amounts of money to wipe out their enemies. Prices. Criminals: 5 to 50 thousand(Depending on crimes) Normal Civies: 300 to 800 thousand Celebrities:5 to 50 million Religious leaders:5 thousand to 10 million(depending) Politicians: 10 to 70 million Leaders of nations(presidents, prime ministers etc) 50 million to 500 billion+(depending) CEO'S of companies: 50 million to 150+ billion(depending) It's hard work writing peoples names in a notebook :/ |
| Put it in my pocket. Save it for a rainy day. |
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| Hope it works with usernames/avatars and not just real names/faces. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
ezikialrage said: With all the evil that goes on in the world I would be tempted to use the Deathnote to cleanse that evil even at the expense of my own soul. Holy fuck this is intense. Higashi_no_Kaze said: Hope it works with usernames/avatars and not just real names/faces. I can tell you my real name if youd like. |
| just thinking about all the money I could gain is making me salivate |
SolviteSekai said: ezikialrage said: With all the evil that goes on in the world I would be tempted to use the Deathnote to cleanse that evil even at the expense of my own soul. Holy fuck this is intense. Higashi_no_Kaze said: Hope it works with usernames/avatars and not just real names/faces. I can tell you my real name if youd like. I'd also need your face though. I was more thinking of other users with more personal grudges though, not just someone that regularly makes me shake my head in disbelief over his posts. If you just changed your tone and stopped jumping to conclusions about everyone all the time, I'd even enjoy some of your posts, but we both know that won't happen anytime soon. Meh, still not enough motive for me, I'd have other priorities. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| I'd use it to get rid of hipsters and weaboos |
| I'd kill my asshole of a dog. |
an egomaniac and a fool |
mattbenz99 said: Jyupita said: how will they arrest you? i mean how can they trace a magical book back to anyone. also how could they get enough evidence to convict you?Burn it. That's... not what I mean. |
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BasedGodzilla said: I don't think most countries can arrest people for saying they'd kill people with a magical book if it existed. Still, I must confess that people who would use something like this do make me very uncomfortable. If I found a real "Death Note," I'd destroy it immediately. Whoa hold up! it's the morality police! |
antonn said: This ++++++Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated. |
FragOutFire said: Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain. We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us |
BasedGodzilla said: Draeswolf said: Whoa hold up! it's the morality police! I'd rather be the "morality police" than a mass-murdering sociopath. *billionaire mass-murdering non-sociopath. Never squander opportunity |
| All this talk about how people deserve to die for taking someone else's lives. So once you have a tool to easily kill off people with little to no evidence leading back to you, you have the right to kill people too? Yeah cause THAT makes sense. You can condemn people morally but you can't do so for yourself because APPARENTLY you're immune to it all. That's pretty evil if you ask me. You're going to end up killing way more people than that one stranger that you barely know but killed, because you heard in the news that he killed his dad out of rage and is now serving his time in prison. And to top that off, you're going to claim your actions were justified and that you're purifying the world from evil? What in the fuck... It's scary that you think that way man... |
| Obviously use it for my own means. |
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| I'd write "People who are more attractive than me" on the first page and then burn it. Obviously nobody would be killed. I just like to do things with Flair. |
cabacc2 said: like what?I would try to use it in a utilitarian way. |
FragOutFire said: Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain. We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us |
KitsuneKomugi said: Spoiler alerthowever considering that those who use the Death Note can neither go to Heaven or Hell, it's not worth using it Anyway. OT: First, I'd manufacture "secondary" Death Notes by ripping out pages from the original one and then making notebooks (or something else) out of them. Then I'd try to come up ways to amuse myself, like finding a way of creating an infinite loop of people writing a name down and passing the notebook onward or creating very interesting headlines for the magazines. I'm dead serious about this one |
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| I'd scribble in it and see what happens. |
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| I will throw it away, i don't want to get involved in someone's death |
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| Kill everyone, not only criminals. Of course, i'm gonna do better than Light, cause i would hide in Afghanistan. |
goldslash said: Kill everyone, not only criminals. Of course, i'm gonna do better than Light, cause i would hide in Afghanistan. Careful my terrorist friend, the ones with the cute avatars are FBI agents. |
goldslash said: But then you'd be a prime target for Lime_Of course, i'm gonna do better than Light, cause i would hide in Afghanistan. |
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Draeswolf said: goldslash said: Kill everyone, not only criminals. Of course, i'm gonna do better than Light, cause i would hide in Afghanistan. Careful my terrorist friend, the ones with the cute avatars are FBI agents. HHahahahaa. The best thing from being on internet, is that people don't know if you talking serious or trolling and i can't tell that, because i prefer not going to jail. I'ma time bomb. Kousoku11 said: goldslash said: But then you'd be a prime target for Lime_Of course, i'm gonna do better than Light, cause i would hide in Afghanistan. Lime? A mod, right? |
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