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Hi, I'm Zarmazarma, an elitist western viewer of anime, and my opinions are predicated on whether or not an anime is currently popular enough for me to hate it. My primary criticisms about anime focus on the presence of "fat titties", which offend my delicate sensibilities. I reserve all of my praise for anime which are slow paced, refined, and subtle to the point of vapidity, to prove that I am not entertained by shows pandering to my base instincts and to cultivate an appearance of intellectualism.
When I'm not watching anime, I'm reading ANN or keeping track of my favorite Youtube critics, so I can know which anime I'm allowed to like. While it might seem like my elevated taste would prevent me from watching shows so void of subtext, I endure the occasional harem only so that I can tell the people around me how much I don't like them.
My desire to enjoy anime is constantly at odds with my compulsion to be a contrarian dick. But don't worry- once I've judged that your taste are adequately refined, I'm quick to capitulate. If there's one thing I like more than Mushishi, it's beating off other intellectuals while we repeat each others' opinions!
SAO 0/10
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