That moment when you actually don't go on the site for about a year
Damn college happened
Guitar Ecstasy Enabled(such a good guitar, man I wanna play it(maybe hug it as well(K-ON style?)).
About my @$$(AKA about me).
Why would you sit here and read this? Are you really trying to waste time and procrastinate and LOOK as if you are doing something productive by reading this? *Sigh* I'm not even doing anything good by typing this. Ok then, I got to remember MAL properness, yah know, tuck in your shirt and put on a nice appearance ok. Don't put anything obviously sexual on the profile, otherwise yah scare away half your audience with some artists drawing of a THICK THIGH! Ok, so about my @ss. Well then, I'm a guy who really is TIRED of everything that doesn't involve me playing music or having fun, I don't know why, but that's how I feel. I'm going after finishing my dumb summer session(now finished) BACK to this unnecessarily huge university, to study some old @ss BEETHOVEN to give kids something to do, that is well, productive. Maybe one day, they will say, "Oh look mom, I can play an instrument" and then their parents will say " well we are glad, but we aren't gonna pay for you to get one, because we have these DUMB conservatives looking at our COLONS and saying NO, YAH CAN'T HAVE FINE ARTS, BECAUSE WE WANT MORE MONEY!(and tractors). Well, at least the kid will at least be able to get better grades, because he's not sitting there in class, dreaming about some great fantasy, in which he rides a horse through the school, instead of taking classes. But anyways, back to an actual focus, I play the instrument that looks like a birth defect, and literally works like one. It's called a trombone, and it has a big metal slide, and every day some stupid middle school kid could come up to you and say, "ha you play TROMBON(you figure this out). Anyways, I do happen to play a good amount of classical music, but of course I try playing pop music and decade music as well( no, its not EVERYDAY BRO! PLS help). But yeah, some people like it, others think it sounds like a ship coming in to port, but I could care less what other people who don't play anything, thinks it sounds like. And no, tapping pens on a wooden desk does not count as playing something. Well, that's about me, please do something fun with your life.
Megumins_Ass said: A pleasure to meet you all! Even though I'm sure we have already met~
So badass, can't wait for the continued story of evil morty(maybe season 4?).
Musician Pickup Lines
Yo girl, are you 1 mm thick, cause I think I wanna pick you.
Hey, do you wanna help me out with this C 7th chord, cause I think if I add you I can make it major.
Girl I would get into so much treble with you.
I would wave a baton all day if it was you.
Girl, what mouthpiece are you playing cause I think your lips are curved just right.
Can I help you unwind your g-string(to string players)?
Bach should have made another suite for you girl, cause you make me wanna play movements.
Ask me questions if these don't make sense, lol.
I'm represented here as the woman, and the dragon is life.
Yotsuba will rule us all, just you wait.
Formally known as: Dwight-Schrute,