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Dec 29, 2018
[Breaking News: Man Literally too Angry to Die]

[Alternative Title – Goblin Slayer Threat Level at Maximum]

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
- Intro Dialogue to Doom (2016)

Having watched Goblin Slayer in its entirety, I can’t help, but be reminded of the video game Doom (2016). In fact, the quote above perfectly encapsulates what Goblin Slayer is really about. Killing, slicing, dicing, burning, piercing, bludgeoning, ripping, and tearing goblins apart. The violence is brutal and extremely gory. Our main protagonist, Goblin Slayer, will use any means necessary to kill as many goblins as read more
Dec 27, 2018
[How to Promote the 14th Volume of 3-gatsu no Lion]

Step 1: Hire Shaft Studios and ask them to make two 36 second ads promoting the 14th Volume of 3-gatsu no Lion and a rabbit-print tote bags.

Step 2: Hire a script writer to write two short stories. First ad is about Hinata buying the 14th Volume of 3-gatsu no Lion and getting the cute rabbit-print tote bags. Second ad is about Rei coaching the shogi team.

Step 3: Hire Kana Hanazawa to voice Hinata and have her promote the 14th Volume of 3-gatsu no Lion, hire Tomokazu Sugita to voice Tatsuyuki and narrate the events that will read more
Dec 19, 2018
[THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]
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(Another “Little Sister loves Big Brother, but She must Keep these Feelings to Herself because it’s Taboo” Series)

Have you ever looked into a trashcan and though, “I want to jump into that filth?” Well, imagine this show being a trashcan, and me, being a curious onlooker who notices a bright and shinny object. I immediately recognize that object and, without hesitation, I jump into the trashcan. Now, what is this bright and shinny object, you might ask? It’s this: ‘the feeling that one knows that they’re about to watch a garbage masterpiece about incest.’

Generic ‘Incest’ series checklist:

- Long title that forms a read more
Oct 23, 2018
[Slicing & Dicing]

Takena Nagao has done it again. For those who are familiar with his work, you can expect the same high quality stop-motion, claymation, no dialogue, and lots of blood and gory kills.

STORY:

Two girls wearing bunny suits get involved with a creepy male, who turns outs to be some alien with a wide mouth and long tongue. The bunny girls decide to solve things in a “quick and effective” manner. By slicing and dicing them with a chainsaw.

ANIMATION:

Amazing stop-motion, claymation, especially during the gory fight scenes when the movements are fast and on-point. The backgrounds are simple and lack much details. The male characters read more
Oct 22, 2018
[THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]
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(The Test of Virtuous Qualities & Water Play)

Much like its main series, these two special episodes focus mainly on providing the audience as much “Plot” as possible. And as usually, they are only 4 minutes in length each.

STORY:

The first episode, entitled The Messiah’s Virtues, tells the story of Sandalphins’ device to measure the Messiah Candidate’s Virtuous Qualities and the results from one account of the “Seven Tests of Virtuous Qualities”. At this time, no Messiah Candidate had yet passed all “Seven Tests of Virtuous Qualities”, for they have all succumbed to their perverted desires, but then one promising candidate entered. He is read more
Sep 25, 2018
[THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]
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(One Room 2nd Season: a VR Experience)

About this ‘VR’ Anime:

In ‘VR’ One Room 2nd Season, you can experience various scenarios, each spanning four episodes long, with three beautiful girls: Yui Hanasaka, Minori Nanahashi, and Mashiro Amatsuki. Become the boyfriend of Yui Hanasaka and further develop your relationship, maybe something more will happen. Or become a student/bathhouse assistant and work together with Minori Nanahashi to save her grandfather’s bathhouse. Or become colleagues with Mashiro Amatsuki and help her increase her livelihood and confidence. Three moving stories, one protagonist, and whole host of emotions.

Scenario 1:
– Yui Hanasaka, your neighbor in the previous season, had read more
Sep 23, 2018
[THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]
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(This is Not Your Normal Cute Girls Doing Cute Things [CGDCT])

Before, I begin this review, I just want to state that ‘Asobi Asobase–Workshop of Fun’ is one of the best comedies of Summer 2018 and anybody looking for an outrageous, wacky, and absurd comedy should consider watching this series.

Looking at the promo art, or its thumbnail, one would assume that this series is your typical CGDCT. And, you would be correct, for the opening song only, and then episode one begins and we, immediately, watch Hanako getting slapped in the face by Olivia. That is definitely not CGDCT material, far from it; read more
Aug 26, 2018
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[This is a Hentai Disguised as an Ecchi]

Upon viewing the first episode one would assume that this series is a hentai, and you would be correct. However, on MAL, the genre states it’s an “ecchi”. Well, don’t be fooled, there may only be nine episodes with a length of 5 minutes each, but the amount of nudity and sexual content seen here is comparable to other hentai series. And, if that’s the case, then expect the story to be absolutely nonexistent and the characters to be completely one-or two-dimensional with no character development.

STORY:

Based on Konro Hato's manga, Onna no Ko ga read more
Aug 18, 2018
[Just as the Title Says]

Read this Japanese title: Iya na Kao sare nagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai.

Now, read the English title: “I Want You To Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear.”

Yep, pretty self-explanatory.

You, the viewers, knew exactly what you watched. And you knew exactly what you were expecting: a variety of women making disgusted faces while revealing their panties. And this 4-minute OVA series is just that and nothing more. It appeals to individuals who have underwear fetishes and/or have masochistic tendencies.

Now, this is what the anime will not contain:

- Don’t expect any actual overarching story or plot development, each episode is read more
Jul 30, 2018
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(One Room 2nd Season Episode 0: Hanasaka Yui's Prologue)

Airing before One Room 2nd Season, this episode is essentially a recap of One Room’s first 4 episodes.

STORY/RECAP:

The main character during those 4 episodes is Hanasaka Yui, a 17-year-old high school girl that has moved to Tokyo to concentrate on her entrance exams. She becomes your neighbor, and later discovers that you, the main character, are attending her preferred university. She asks if you could become her tutor and, as a kind gesture, you say “yes” and become her tutor.

Besides the final 25 seconds, everything else is basically Hanasaka Yui recapping to us read more