| 'What's the diagnosis, doctor?' 'What's your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer, why?' 'What a coincidence!' |
| A Singaporean was waiting for his Saudi buddy to meet him at the square and it's been an hour, so once he saw him on the other side, he yelled "Chop, chop!" |
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| Just go to r/darkjokes man. For example trending now. |
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
| in before this gets locked- |
  HYPED for Monster Hunter Rise! (wish March 26th would come sooner) --------------------------------------------------------------- I regret to inform you I'm actually terrible at monster hunter lmao |
nervous_sad_poor said: 'What's the diagnosis, doctor?' 'What's your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer, why?' 'What a coincidence!' oldies but still some pretty good goodies. |
no need to be shy here anything goes on here and nothign at all has to be held back. |
| "A woman was at a performance of the tragedy of Mérope, and did not weep: surprise was expressed. "I could cry my eyes out," she said "but I have to go out to supper to-night." "For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme .... When his wife died his friends believed he would marry the other, and urged him to do so. "No, no," he said, "if I did, where should I have to spend my evenings?" "To turn a widow from the idea of marrying again, one of her friends remarked to her: "Don't you see that it is a very fine thing to bear the name of a man who can no longer make a fool of himself?" "A woman of ninety said to M. de Fontenelle, then ninety-five: "Death has forgotten us." "Hush!" replied M. de Fontenelle, putting his finger to his lips." "Rulhière said to him one day: "I have only been guilty of one baseness all my life." "When will it end?" asked Chamfort." Chamfort, Anecdotes. |
Too bad racism jokes aren't allowed otherwise it would've been longer |
FatephileSep 22, 2020 11:14 AM
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| I'm unsure if posting this might end with me banned but here we go. Edit: Also this... |
LuchseSep 22, 2020 11:24 AM
  “The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
deg said: err i laugh at this dark humor back then news: Kyoto Animation studio is burning random 4chan /a/ comment: guess they got fired fuck you shoulda screencapped that |
I think any women that looks at your signature is going to become very hot and bothered and wishing they could suck that anime character off. (Harsh reality of life i know) |
Crow_Black said: If only you knew what my prior set looked like.I think any women that looks at your signature is going to become very hot and bothered and wishing they could suck that anime character off. (Harsh reality of life i know) |
“The most shameless thing in the world is political power that can be inherited regardless of ability or talent!” |
| Here's the best edgy meme I could come up with: |
| Baka sauce |
Should I enter the racist jokes? lmao I might get banned |
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Luchse said: Crow_Black said: If only you knew what my prior set looked like.I think any women that looks at your signature is going to become very hot and bothered and wishing they could suck that anime character off. (Harsh reality of life i know) Now their going to swallow the sweat as well damn women are hella freaky. |
Everyone's uncle is a child molestor and rapist from what i see. |
| I only know this old one: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? here's a pic |
| What's an activity that makes 9 people out of 10 happy? Gang Rape |
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 As for actual written jokes, I havent got any lol |
| Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. |
''Enemies' gifts are no gifts and do no good.'' |
Get your memes in b4 the lock bois!!! |
Can't wait for the fbi to start cracking down more on those antifa bastards. |
| Guys don't be racist.Be like Mario He's Italian Created by Japanese Speaks English Looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man Grabs coins like a Jew Edit: Holy shit I love this thread.We need more politically incorrect jokes threads |
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SargonTheGreat said: Fatephile said: How was copper wire created?Guys don't be racist.Be like Mario He's Italian Created by Japanese Speaks English Looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man Grabs coins like a Jew A Jewish girl asked for my number |
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Can't think of anything so here's an old meme  |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
School shooting or somehting  I don't know I'm not American |
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| I like my women/men as I like my coffe: From a third world country and resonable prize. Dark humor is like kids with cancer: Never gets old. Dark humor is like food: Not everyone gets it.  |
| heh. |
 "You don't get it, a million sorry's is not equal to one thank you." — Emilia |
| I took my grandma to these dead skin eating fish spas It's really cheaper than a funeral |
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| So the thread died huh.Guess I'll add in the final joke: What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point |
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| What's worse than a baby in a trashcan ? A baby in two trashcans. |
Found a new one yesterday that I thought was pretty good. |
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