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Jul 24, 2020 9:29 AM
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Why are nerds so obsessed with this Hana Uzaki character? He is just a typical anime boy with breasts. His boobs aren't even that big, just average if we compare the size to that of real people.

Edit: I'm guessing this is like some reverse futanari fetish.
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Jul 24, 2020 9:39 AM
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man boobs is disgusting in real life though coming from a fat guy lol

but futanari hentai is popular in USA so ye weird americans at least
Jul 24, 2020 9:41 AM
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Not everything needs an answer. In fact, the less answers there are, the better.
Jul 24, 2020 9:43 AM
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i cant tell if this is a joke or not but if not you are mentally disabled

uzaki is a girl
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Jul 24, 2020 9:44 AM
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Maybe they just prefer man titties over female ones.
it be like that sometimes.
Jul 24, 2020 9:49 AM
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wape said:
Not everything needs an answer. In fact, the less answers there are, the better.

I want to understand everything. Even if the cost is too great.

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Nefelupitou said:
I don't comprehend why people like giant boobs, Jesus. They're horrible.

The character in question doesn't even have large boobs. If we consider real people and not just anime ideals, his breasts are only average size.
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Jul 24, 2020 9:51 AM
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Hana isn't a boy, although that's what she initially looked like to me. I haven't watched the series personally, but I guess a lot of people like her assertiveness in her flirting as well as the fact that she's petite with big breasts. Personally, I wouldn't say she's my type by the fact that she looks pretty young for how developed she is. Her body seems disproportionate to me.
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Jul 24, 2020 9:53 AM
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I know this is a troll but I gotta say I think people really exaggerate when they say Uzaki looks like a boy with tiddies. I mean we get so many long haired anime girls a year now we get a short haired tomboy and people saying she looks male. I mean she has other female feature other than the obvious look at any manga panels of her in a swimsuit she has curves so it's not just the breasticles. That just my take on this whole Uzaki Controversy.
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Jul 24, 2020 9:55 AM
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Sorry, the only male titties I like are these:
Ah yes, the sworn enemy of all Kpop fans.
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_cjessop19_ said:
Sorry, the only male titties I like are these:
Ah yes, the sworn enemy of all Kpop fans.

The sworn enemy to all online classes
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_cjessop19_ said:



Mmmm. Just imagine the flappiness.
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Jul 24, 2020 9:58 AM
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_cjessop19_ said:
wape said:
Ah yes, the sworn enemy of all Kpop fans.

The sworn enemy to all online classes
Dude's fighting everyone and still winning. What a madlad!
Jul 24, 2020 9:59 AM
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In what world is Hana Uzaki just average in size? Also, I thought the character was a she?

Is this bait?
Jul 24, 2020 10:00 AM

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In what world is Hana Uzaki just average in size?

Maybe the real world? Lol it might help to leave the basement every now and then.
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Jul 24, 2020 10:02 AM
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She is a shortstack with short hair and a tomboy.
Jul 24, 2020 10:09 AM
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Peaceful_Critic said:
In what world is Hana Uzaki just average in size?

Maybe the real world? Lol it might help to leave the basement every now and then.
Hana surpasses E cup. Even within the parts of the world with the hugest average cup size it only goes to DD(https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-breast-size-by-country). We are talking about this character right:



I'm pretty sure, that isn't a normal cup size.
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Peaceful_Critic said:
EndlessMaria said:

Maybe the real world? Lol it might help to leave the basement every now and then.
Hana surpasses E cup. Even within the parts of the world with the hugest average cup size it only goes to DD(https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-breast-size-by-country). We are talking about this character right:



I'm pretty sure, that isn't a normal cup size.

Her petite frame casts the illusion that her breasts are large. In reality, at least were I live, that is the average.
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Jul 24, 2020 10:15 AM
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EndlessMaria said:
Peaceful_Critic said:
Hana surpasses E cup. Even within the parts of the world with the hugest average cup size it only goes to DD(https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-breast-size-by-country). We are talking about this character right:



I'm pretty sure, that isn't a normal cup size.

Her petite frame casts the illusion that her breasts are large. In reality, at least were I live, that is the average.
I've seen petite people with a DD cup and they don't look like that. The rack is literally not proportional to the body despite it being in an art style like anime which is closer to realism body wise. It is comically large.
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Maybe people are overestimating her breasts because that's her only personality but if those boobs are average in real life... Damn I really want to live in the same world as you
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Peaceful_Critic said:
EndlessMaria said:

Her petite frame casts the illusion that her breasts are large. In reality, at least were I live, that is the average.
I've seen petite people with a DD cup and they don't look like that. The rack is literally not proportional to the body despite it being in an art style like anime which is closer to realism body wise. It is comically large.

Yeah, it is comical. She looks like a 10 year old with DDs. Like that character from Eiken lol. Like yeah, those boobs are large for her frame, but if these boobs were on a woman with a standard build, they wouldn't look so large. That is all I'm saying lol.
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Jul 24, 2020 10:27 AM

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Her entire character design sucks to be honest. People surely have lost all their taste in waifu these days. Ew.
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Her entire character design sucks to be honest. People surely have lost all their taste in waifu these days. Ew.

Basically this. It's just flavor of the month. Meme of the month, nowdays. She just looks so cringy like nerds will simp over any anime girl these days.
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Jul 24, 2020 10:31 AM

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She's one of the ugliest characters I've seen. But no one can top whatever this is
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EndlessMaria said:
Hrybami said:
Her entire character design sucks to be honest. People surely have lost all their taste in waifu these days. Ew.

Basically this. It's just flavor of the month. Meme of the month, nowdays. She just looks so cringy like nerds will simp over any anime girl these days.


People had always waifuized seasonal anime girls. Usually, these waifu had some kind of nice characteristics or were beautifully drawn with their somewhat unique cloths, hairstyle and facial expression. There was an artistic design and a written personality as to why people liked them. But this month is one of the most ridiculous ever. She's bland as fuck and disproportionate and looks like she's dumber than a lobster. There is nothing attractive in her character.
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Hrybami said:
EndlessMaria said:

Basically this. It's just flavor of the month. Meme of the month, nowdays. She just looks so cringy like nerds will simp over any anime girl these days.


People had always waifuized seasonal anime girls. Usually, these waifu had some kind of nice characteristics or were beautifully drawn with their somewhat unique cloths, hairstyle and facial expression. There was an artistic design and a written personality as to why people liked them. But this month is one of the most ridiculous ever. She's bland as fuck and disproportionate and looks like she's dumber than a lobster. There is nothing attractive in her character.

Hey! Please don't insult lobsters by comparing breast boy to them.
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man boobs is disgusting in real life though coming from a fat guy lol

but futanari hentai is popular in USA so ye weird americans at least

Futanari hentai is also popular in Japan, they just love that shit. I ain't complaining.




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In what world is Hana Uzaki just average in size? Also, I thought the character was a she?

Is this bait?

Shh don't talk to this troll, it's clear that it's a bait.




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Breast size in relation to the rest of her body is fucking huge.

Some fat chicks have big sagging boobs, but most people don't think it's appealing at all.

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I don't like big breasts on characters anyway. Male or Female. In fact big breasts on a non hentai anime put me off an anime
Jul 24, 2020 10:46 AM
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The future is now, and the future is FAT TITS
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yeah yeah I know I haven't really kept up with the new trends in anime and stuff (if this is any recent I wonder? hadn't heard of it b4, whatever) but wtf?

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Some fat chicks have big sagging boobs, but most people don't think it's appealing at all.

It's 2020 dude. Fat and thicc is what it's all about. Nerds desperately trying to hold on to their bean pole waifu with balloon boobs.

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The future is now, and the future is FAT TITS

I suggest you watch Eiken. It came out years ago, probably before you were born.
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I know this is a troll but I gotta say I think people really exaggerate when they say Uzaki looks like a boy with tiddies. I mean we get so many long haired anime girls a year now we get a short haired tomboy and people saying she looks male. I mean she has other female feature other than the obvious look at any manga panels of her in a swimsuit she has curves so it's not just the breasticles. That just my take on this whole Uzaki Controversy.
Anime can be ambiguous when it comes to stuff like ages or genders. She can look like a boy through her hairstyle and face alone if you look at screenshots of close-ups of her face:


The only give away is the shape of the eyelashes, but that can be easy to miss if you aren't looking for that sort of stuff or don't perceive it as a clue. Her body obviously gives her gender away, but anime does, typically, in my experience, draw big-eyed boy characters pretty similarly to big-eyed girl characters(facial wise). This is why characters like Haruhi from Ouran can look like both genders if you simply change her clothes around.
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EndlessMaria said:
FMmatron said:
Some fat chicks have big sagging boobs, but most people don't think it's appealing at all.

It's 2020 dude. Fat and thicc is what it's all about. Nerds desperately trying to hold on to their bean pole waifu with balloon boobs.

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The future is now, and the future is FAT TITS

I suggest you watch Eiken. It came out years ago, probably before you were born.

I watched Eiken but have you seen Seikon no Qwaser? That one was much better and only people of patrician taste know what i am talking about. Also I was born in 1997. Eiken came out in 2004 smt, sooo...
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Some fat chicks have big sagging boobs, but most people don't think it's appealing at all.

Careful what you say, someone could screenshot that quote and use it 10-15 years in the future to cancel you
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It's 2020 dude. Fat and thicc is what it's all about. Nerds desperately trying to hold on to their bean pole waifu with balloon boobs.

[Edit: merged double posts]


I suggest you watch Eiken. It came out years ago, probably before you were born.

I watched Eiken but have you seen Seikon no Qwaser? That one was much better and only people of patrician taste know what i am talking about. Also I was born in 1997. Eiken came out in 2004 smt, sooo...

I'm aware of that as being the breast power anime, to say the least. I recall when it came out.
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I find this thread funny @EndlessMaria purely because of your name, I saw the title and your name and instantly thought of Maria x Holic which is a crossdressing anime lul. Other than that yeah a bit strange to say the least I didn't really enjoy the manga either and I find it a bit repetitive but whatever floats peoples boats i guess.
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man boobs is disgusting in real life though coming from a fat guy lol

but futanari hentai is popular in USA so ye weird americans at least

Futanari hentai is also popular in Japan, they just love that shit. I ain't complaining.


you overestimate the popularity of anime in japan though especially that hentai anime is a dying industry in japan https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nnqg3q/the-dying-art-of-japanese-hentai-735

manga is more popular though so maybe you mean that although im not sure if hentai manga is even popular there too
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I find this thread funny @EndlessMaria purely because of your name, I saw the title and your name and instantly thought of Maria x Holic which is a crossdressing anime lul. Other than that yeah a bit strange to say the least I didn't really enjoy the manga either and I find it a bit repetitive but whatever floats peoples boats i guess.

Lol, I haven't read Maria x Holic (my name is a reference to Maria Ushiromiya from Umineko) but I am totally in support of crossdressing and transgender and non-binary friends.
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İ like her for the same reason I liked takagi San, plus the big même potential.
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I don't get it either. I like short-haired tomboys as much as the next guy, but Uzaki's character design is just extremely unappealing and unattractive to me.

Putting aside her boobs, i think that her head and eyes are way too big, even by anime standards. The 12-year-old-boy haircut and her muted, boring hair color don't help either. Also that flesh fang...i just don't like that.
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Also that flesh fang...i just don't like that.

Yeah, thanks for bringing that up. Wtf is up with the flesh fang? That is not aesthetic.
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Futanari hentai is also popular in Japan, they just love that shit. I ain't complaining.


you overestimate the popularity of anime in japan though especially that hentai anime is a dying industry in japan https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nnqg3q/the-dying-art-of-japanese-hentai-735

manga is more popular though so maybe you mean that although im not sure if hentai manga is even popular there too

Thousands of fully animated hentai videos are produced out of Japan on a yearly basis. With the rise of Otaku culture has come a rise in the consumer population willing to purchase hentai products. This leads to a greater variety of hentai, which further helps expand the potential audience. And now, in 2020, every fetish imaginable has hundreds of fully animated hentai videos to convey exactly what the viewers want to see.

Japan has 125 million people in it. The fact is, even if only 1% of people like hentai, that’s still a multi-billion dollar industry you’re looking at. Let alone alternative forms of hentai like through sales of games and comics on Dlsite.

It's a big country with a very diverse culture. You can't expect the millions of people there to all think alike and have an "honourable" outlook. They might be a very traditional country, but technologically they're also the most advanced, so culturally there's a radical split between the two.

The pressure a lot of Japanese kids get from their parents often turn teens into NEETs, hikikomori and otaku's who want to escape that pressure and hentai is an outlet strongly targeted at them.

Hentai is a part of their culture, not everyone is proud of it, but its still come from Japan. I mean, Japan is a diverse nation, so I don't want to generalize. But more people like hentai than you think.

Anime and hentai are both really popular in Japan, I am not overestimating anything. The rise of the Otaku culture in Japan has allowed anime and hentai to get very popular in Japan, it's not a surprise that they are popular.




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Why are nerds so obsessed with this Hana Uzaki character? He is just a typical anime boy with breasts. His boobs aren't even that big, just average if we compare the size to that of real people.

Edit: I'm guessing this is like some reverse futanari fetish.


Wait... wait... wait... does it even exist without counting futanari?!!!
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EndlessMaria said:
Why are nerds so obsessed with this Hana Uzaki character? He is just a typical anime boy with breasts. His boobs aren't even that big, just average if we compare the size to that of real people.

Edit: I'm guessing this is like some reverse futanari fetish.


Wait... wait... wait... does it even exist without counting futanari?!!!

well if you've been on the internet long enough you would know.
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I think you have a point now that I saw this...


I can't see it as a girl anymore.
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I mean, Uzaki is basically a little kid with oversized breasts, it's fucking disgusting.

But this is an ecchi, and it's japan, so... To each their own fetish.
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