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Apr 12, 2009 8:10 AM
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A polar bear attacked a women at the Berlin Zoo after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time.
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Like, what is she doing there?
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Apr 12, 2009 8:10 AM
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pedobear strikes agin



NOM NOM NOM
Apr 12, 2009 8:12 AM
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I hope they don't kill the polar bear for her stupidity. It's always so easy to blame the animals for attacking strange humans who trespass on their domain for no reason. *sighs*

Apr 12, 2009 8:14 AM
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I hate the fact that we live in an era where I cant tell if the photo's been photoshopped.

That video footage looked pretty terrifying though!

Poor polar bears.
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Apr 12, 2009 8:14 AM
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Yeah, and non-the-less, it was during feeding time. >_>

I really hope they don't kill it, it's the woman's fault.
Apr 12, 2009 8:16 AM
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Silly lady..fish are for bears.
seriously..that lady should have been eaten for her stupidity -__-.
Apr 12, 2009 8:17 AM
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they are really struggling to get her fat ass up from there :o
Apr 12, 2009 8:21 AM
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KILL HER AND FEED HER TO THE BEAR FOR HER STUPIDITY
Apr 12, 2009 8:23 AM
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Apr 12, 2009 8:24 AM
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What a dumbass she deserved to get eaten for been that stupid. And ya they shouldn't put the bear down for it.
Apr 12, 2009 8:27 AM

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That's just dumb.

I hope nothing happens to the bear...

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Apr 12, 2009 8:29 AM

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Apr 12, 2009 8:29 AM

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Legend said:
pedobear strikes agin



NOM NOM NOM


fixed
Apr 12, 2009 8:30 AM

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Pewdie said:
Legend said:
pedobear strikes agin



NOM NOM NOM


fixed


pedoPOLARbear ROAR
Apr 12, 2009 8:33 AM

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The bear is just misunderstood, he was trying to hug and kiss her. I'm appalled as to this discrimination of bearkind.

Also: NOM

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Apr 12, 2009 8:36 AM

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Smasher said:
The bear is just misunderstood, he was trying to hug and kiss her. I'm appalled as to this discrimination of bearkind.

Also: NOM


yes i say we set up a rights for bears campaign!
Apr 12, 2009 8:37 AM

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Oh man, people are just gettin' way too fuckin weird these days.
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Apr 12, 2009 8:39 AM

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Kira said:
Oh man, people are just gettin' way too fuckin weird these days.


I think there always have been people like that
Apr 12, 2009 8:42 AM

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Pewdie said:
Kira said:
Oh man, people are just gettin' way too fuckin weird these days.


I think there always have been people like that


it ws years ago but i rember when i guy climbed into the tiger pit or some pit and got mauled...damn fool.

although once this kid feel into the bear pit and the mumma bear just looked after her untill the peops could get to her, it was reall cute the way the bear sniffed her and sat down next to her to keep her warm, she fell like 100ft
Apr 12, 2009 8:53 AM

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Stupid woman or what. She just got what she deserved.

And I hope the bear is not going to be blamed for that.
Apr 12, 2009 8:56 AM

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The amount of meat on that lady should suffice the bear for atleast a month.
Apr 12, 2009 9:16 AM

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Pralyn said:
Stupid woman or what. She just got what she deserved.

And I hope the bear is not going to be blamed for that.


I doubt they could blame the bear for following his instincts.

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Apr 12, 2009 9:59 AM

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The polar bears were excited by what the Easter Bunny gave them this year! A nice juicy human! :D
Apr 12, 2009 10:06 AM

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I thought Europeans were smart.
Apr 12, 2009 10:06 AM

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Smasher said:
Pralyn said:
Stupid woman or what. She just got what she deserved.

And I hope the bear is not going to be blamed for that.


I doubt they could blame the bear for following his instincts.


Oh I'm sure the woman or her family will file a lawsuit against the zoo. I don't know how it favors in Germany, but unless the zoo has good representation there is a decent chance they could win and the bear would have to be put down.
Apr 12, 2009 10:08 AM

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LOL *waits for anon to make meme*
Apr 12, 2009 10:23 AM
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Pewdie said:
they are really struggling to get her fat ass up from there :o


No kidding. Hard to imagine someone her size slipping out of that ring so easily... :/
Apr 12, 2009 10:26 AM

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I didnt know polar bears ate pork
Apr 12, 2009 11:50 AM

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Poor bear. :<
Apr 12, 2009 11:58 AM
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She should have been eaten, now watch the polar bear be put down for doing humankind a favor.
Apr 12, 2009 12:14 PM

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Thats what happens when you cross the DO NOT CROSS line :3
Apr 12, 2009 12:21 PM

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ahahahahahaa of all the comments in this post this cracked me up the most
Apr 12, 2009 12:24 PM

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Is the woman okay? I mean maybe she wanted to commit suicide,and thought the traditional jumping of a tall building wasn't grand enough, so she tried her luck on hungry polar bears. Because that's just retarded.


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Apr 12, 2009 1:36 PM

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I can understand that it's nice to feed to polar bears, but don't feed them with yourself. -_-
Apr 12, 2009 1:58 PM

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Good God some people are simply retarded.


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Apr 12, 2009 2:01 PM

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I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I did when I read this.


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Apr 12, 2009 2:12 PM

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That photo just gets funnier everytime I look at it (i.e - everytime I keep returning to this thread)

Just how in the hell did she end up in that situation in the first place? Did she literally wade into the water right up to the fucking bears!?
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Apr 12, 2009 2:14 PM

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Looks like she could lose a few pounds in both her head and body.
Apr 12, 2009 2:18 PM

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It all makes sense when you realize this is the Berlin Zoo, which is where that cute little polar bear sensation/celebrity from a couple of years ago, Knut, lives. She just wanted to see him. Unfortunately, she ran into Kbitey.
Apr 12, 2009 2:21 PM
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Why the hell would you think they WOULDN'T try to eat you? Especially during feeding time...
Apr 12, 2009 2:22 PM

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Dumb bitch probably thought it was a petting zoo. People like that deserve to get mauled imo.
Apr 12, 2009 2:23 PM
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pics or it--OH. Wait, this looks shopped.
Apr 12, 2009 2:32 PM

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Are bears and hippos natural enemies in the wild, too?




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pics or it--OH. Wait, this looks shopped.

You bother clicking the link on the first post? Last I checked it wasn't April First and CNN doesn't tend to troll :P

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Apr 12, 2009 2:34 PM
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Bakayaro said:
Are bears and hippos natural enemies in the wild, too?




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pics or it--OH. Wait, this looks shopped.

You bother clicking the link on the first post? Last I checked it wasn't April First and CNN doesn't tend to troll :P


For some reason, I see the second picture as her cheering "YAYYY" like a retard.
Apr 12, 2009 2:36 PM

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For some reason, I see the second picture as her cheering "YAYYY" like a retard.

Clearly she's 'gasming in pure ecstasy.

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Apr 12, 2009 2:38 PM

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She's laughing in joy because it tickles.

The polar bear's mouth tickles.
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Apr 12, 2009 2:46 PM

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Saw this yesterday
The woman is a fucking dumbass on oh so many levels.

here's a video of her

And more pics.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/apr/12/animals-germany?picture=345847068

Seriously.
http://www.qdb.us/56901
<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<glowsun> and got mauled
<glowsun> and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<glowsun> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<glowsun> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

Apr 12, 2009 2:54 PM
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Needs moar Kyon.
Apr 12, 2009 5:05 PM

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Darwin award worthy.
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HA-HA
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