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Dec 25, 2012 4:06 PM
#51
Nicole

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ycart59 said:
Travel blogger. There's some dude that gets paid to travel the world and blog about it.

I want his job.


I saw it first.
"If you love someone
Follow your heart
Cause love comes once
If you’re lucky enough"
Dec 25, 2012 4:17 PM
#52
guyklc

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I want to be a NEET!

Or maybe some kind of great scientist. Too bad neither will ever happen.

Thanks, person who gave me this on another site a long time ago, lol.
Dec 25, 2012 4:18 PM
#53
SoftServe

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Actuary or Statistician.
Dec 25, 2012 4:22 PM
#54
Aetheory

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A sexy host club host.
gao gao
Dec 25, 2012 4:27 PM
#55
getindabotshinji

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Bacteriophage.
날더러 어쩌라고?
Dec 25, 2012 4:33 PM
#56
MellowJello

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yeonnieee said:
Bacteriophage.

Does that include our gut bacteria? Cause I'd have to start being scared of you if you ended up destroying my bowels...
Dec 25, 2012 4:37 PM
#57
Confucius

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Britney Spears' backup dancer
Even when I was in crowd, I was always alone
Dec 25, 2012 4:45 PM
#58
getindabotshinji

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MellowJello said:
yeonnieee said:
Bacteriophage.

Does that include our gut bacteria? Cause I'd have to start being scared of you if you ended up destroying my bowels...

I haven't decided yet. I'll inform you first if I decide to attack digestive tracts.
날더러 어쩌라고?
Dec 25, 2012 4:55 PM
#59
MellowJello

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yeonnieee said:
MellowJello said:
yeonnieee said:
Bacteriophage.

Does that include our gut bacteria? Cause I'd have to start being scared of you if you ended up destroying my bowels...

I haven't decided yet. I'll inform you first if I decide to attack digestive tracts.

At least I can warn the others before it's too late .__.
Dec 26, 2012 3:07 AM
#60
Immahnoob

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A god, like always, the best job is becoming a god.





Autocrat said:
Hitler was good, objectively.
Dec 26, 2012 3:26 AM
#61
XL
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A Mangaka for sure. :D
Dec 26, 2012 3:33 AM
#62
Midnight_Rays

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A police officer.
Dec 26, 2012 6:59 AM
#63
tsubasalover

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Either working in front of the computer because I'm afraid of talking to strangers and social interaction. One by one is fine, but I'm afraid that I lack the skill (like tutor). + Getting suitable amount of income to get myself alive. I don't know which job is suitable for me even though I'm looking for one right now.
tsubasaloverDec 26, 2012 7:02 AM
I ♥ Two Syaorans from Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE and TRC!!!
Dec 26, 2012 7:14 AM
#64
Uncrowned

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I'd love to build computer systems for a living, would be mad.
Dec 26, 2012 7:49 AM
#65
Complx

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would love to be a hand model my hands look amazing
Dec 26, 2012 8:08 AM
#66
Lolack
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assassinating internet people, from a specific forum
Dec 26, 2012 8:17 AM
#67
im4eversmart

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Husband, yea im sucked up like that...
kek
Dec 26, 2012 4:45 PM
#68
Hidro
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Astronomer
"Once you miss the opportunity to say something, the words become increasingly toxic."
Dec 26, 2012 4:47 PM
#69
Hermit_Chuck

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Session Musician.
Dec 26, 2012 4:52 PM
#70
jennicide

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A homeless street performer.

Dec 26, 2012 6:19 PM
#71
katsucats

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A blow job?
My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com
THE CHAT CLUB.
Dec 26, 2012 6:19 PM
#72
Welshy

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Pornstar. Or a top gear presenter. Either one.
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Dec 27, 2012 8:41 AM
#73
Blueballs123

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Glory hole attendant.
Dec 27, 2012 9:06 AM
#74
TowardsTheStars

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NHL enforcer or an astronomer/astronaut.
Dec 27, 2012 9:08 AM
#75
Necronymph
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A stripper.
Dec 27, 2012 9:30 AM
#76
Karpman
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katsucats said:
A blow job?

I don't see anyone doing this all day.



EDIT: Now that I take a proper look at the gif, it doesn't really look like blowing.

Oh well.
/failpost
Dec 27, 2012 9:58 AM
#77
Immahnoob

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If the dick is really small and it's triangular then yeah, that can be deemed as a "blowjob".

Otherwise, no, Karpman, no...




Autocrat said:
Hitler was good, objectively.
Dec 27, 2012 10:15 AM
#78
Treekodar

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I would become a singer like this girl:
Mr. Wonsworth, you may NOT eat my scones!
Dec 27, 2012 12:49 PM
#79
Regicide

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if i could get a philosophy position at Cambridge i'd take it
~"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." (Pirsig)

Dec 27, 2012 3:19 PM
#80
katsucats

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Regicide said:
if i could get a philosophy position at Cambridge i'd take it
Is a philosophy position a position in theory only?
My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com
THE CHAT CLUB.
Dec 27, 2012 3:26 PM
#81
AwkwardPhoenix

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A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.
Dec 27, 2012 3:29 PM
#82
Negative-Travis

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I'd like to build race cars.
I'd also like to think that someday I actually will.
I'm dead. Don't come looking for me.
Dec 27, 2012 3:30 PM
#83
mdude009

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Professional nipples salesmen of course.
Dec 27, 2012 3:45 PM
#84
SSJgoku91

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U.S. Senator
Dec 27, 2012 4:15 PM
#85
Nefayn

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AwkwardPhoenix said:
A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.


Me too.
Dec 27, 2012 4:18 PM
#86
IntroverTurtle

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Nidstang said:
AwkwardPhoenix said:
A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.


Me too.
Alpacas are way cooler.
Dec 27, 2012 4:25 PM
#87
AwkwardPhoenix

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IntroverTurtle said:
Nidstang said:
AwkwardPhoenix said:
A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.


Me too.
Alpacas are way cooler.


I'd have to agree, being the leader of the alpaca club at school (yes, it's a legitimate club for fans of alpacas. We are just too cool for the sheep club) but llama farmer has a much better ring to it. And it has its own song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6unpIYFoheE
Dec 27, 2012 4:55 PM
#88
LJohn

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Heaven's gatekeeper, I get to feel empowered.
Dec 27, 2012 5:56 PM
#89
Iquitmalhehehe
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Breast masseur.

But if we are being serious forensic scientist or mechanic :)
Dec 27, 2012 6:06 PM
#90
IntroverTurtle

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SmexySnoopy said:
Breast masseur.

But if we are being serious forensic scientist or mechanic :)
You weren't serious? Science has shown that massaging breasts helps prevent breast cancer, you would be doing the ladys of this world a service.
Dec 27, 2012 6:14 PM
#91
Iquitmalhehehe
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Yeh I know it's actually a real job :/ There are real people who get paid for this stuff by women when there are plenty of men that would do it for free... But I don't think I would do it, I would feel bad >_<
Dec 27, 2012 6:18 PM
#92
Nefayn

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IntroverTurtle said:
Nidstang said:
AwkwardPhoenix said:
A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.


Me too.
Alpacas are way cooler.


NU UH!
Dec 27, 2012 6:20 PM
#93
Nefayn

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IntroverTurtle said:
Nidstang said:
AwkwardPhoenix said:
A llama farmer. Definitely a llama farmer.


Me too.
Alpacas are way cooler.


FINE I CHANGED MY MIND!

Dec 27, 2012 6:20 PM
#94
IntroverTurtle

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SmexySnoopy said:
Yeh I know it's actually a real job :/ There are real people who get paid for this stuff by women when there are plenty of men that would do it for free... But I don't think I would do it, I would feel bad >_<
I never knew that, but not that surprising. I would be sure that there are guys who are willing to do breast massages for free.

Why would you feel bad? Probably because you won't see at as a professional job, because you will not be thinking of preventing cancer while doing it. You will be thinking dirty thoughts, which is wrong as it should be a serious job?
Dec 27, 2012 6:36 PM
#95
Asian_Bulldog
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Musician
Dec 27, 2012 6:47 PM
#96
Madoruche

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Artist.
Dec 28, 2012 12:46 AM
#97
Pizzaholic

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1. Freelance Journalist
2. Video Game Designer
3. Movie Writer/Director
4. NBA Basketball Player
5. Musician
Dec 28, 2012 12:50 AM
#98
Appel_stroop

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God.
Dec 28, 2012 1:32 AM
#99
gemanepa

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Mad Scientist
Dec 28, 2012 1:45 AM
#100
Kappaka

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Historian.

Or chat show host.
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