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What's the most cursed/absurd greentext you've seen on 4chan?

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Mar 28, 4:41 AM
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You don't need to worry about going on 4chan for this thread. All that matters is to share what you think is the weirdest, the funniest, and most cursed greentext stories you've seen on the site. Have fun, and don't get into NSFW/NSFL territory.
Mar 28, 4:53 AM
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Please stop ruining the internet. Thanks.
Mar 28, 5:07 AM
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Please stop ruining the internet. Thanks.
@Kamikaze_404 What do you mean I'm ruining the internet? I'm only trying to help people out!
Mar 28, 5:55 AM
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Idk, I don't care about 4chan anymore because I literally can't post on it anymore. Jannies there literally don't want people to post on it that's why they keep making it harder to post there.
Mar 28, 5:55 AM
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@Kamikaze_404 What do you mean I'm ruining the internet? I'm only trying to help people out!
@Cybre771 It's very over for you and the punchline is that you don't even realise it, you little redditor...
Mar 28, 6:15 AM
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I already regret making this thread.
Mar 28, 3:14 PM
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ああああああああ

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I choose to forget some of the more cursed ones because I think some of the people on here might be into that shit and I choose to live in blissful ignorance. The funniest / most absurd one, though, was written by an AI:


This ground is soiled by those before me and their lies. I dare not look up for on me I feel their eyes
Mar 28, 3:24 PM
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On Wizchan someone was kidnapped by the SSNP and posted how they were forced to grow weed.

Dat's the only chan story I know of.

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It’s time to ditch the text file.
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