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have you ever accidentally swallow the whole cup of coffee?

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Aug 16, 2018 5:34 PM
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Drinking a cup of coffee may give you the impression of a "professional", especially when wearing only fashion sunglasses and pink lingerie

BUT

have you ever accidentally swallow the whole cup when drinking your coffee??


Aug 16, 2018 5:36 PM
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no but sometimes i accidentally swallow my pink lingerie
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Aug 16, 2018 5:38 PM
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yeah man, my mouth is friggin' huge.
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Aug 16, 2018 5:38 PM
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Have you ever BEEN the cup of coffee?
Aug 16, 2018 5:46 PM
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One time I went to sip my cup of coffee and I fucking SUCKED IN THE WHOLE FUCKING MUG with my gigantic ass black hole of a mouth.

Aug 16, 2018 6:41 PM
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yes i hate it when that happens especially when you accidentally swallow the mug as well
Aug 16, 2018 6:55 PM
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I don't drink coffee-I hate it-too bitter for me.
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Aug 16, 2018 7:01 PM
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yes! i was pretty embarrassed about it but now I see that I'm not the only one.
Aug 16, 2018 7:11 PM
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No. I accidentally swallow the whole coffee pot instead.
Aug 16, 2018 7:28 PM

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yeahhhh because i love the taste of coffee.
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Aug 16, 2018 8:36 PM

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Sometimes I swallow the straw. Never even realize it happening
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Aug 17, 2018 1:28 AM
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can you come up with actual good topics
Aug 17, 2018 1:34 AM

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Can't smell coffee if lingerie is lingering around.
Aug 17, 2018 1:36 AM
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Sounds scary. I will call Dawn to calm you down.
Aug 17, 2018 1:50 AM

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No. I don't want to swallow my favorite mug so I drink carefully.
Aug 17, 2018 1:53 AM

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No since I don't drink coffee anyway.
Aug 17, 2018 3:52 AM

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I only swallow baby juice


coffee is just water dressed in brown
Aug 17, 2018 4:14 AM
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Nah dude, I'm not in the swallowing business. Plus, my mug is cute af, don't wanna have to poop it after.
Aug 17, 2018 4:19 AM

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zrdb said:
I don't drink coffee-I hate it-too bitter for me.


you know you can put sugar in it? right?
Aug 17, 2018 5:51 AM

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How the FUCK do you accidentally 'swallow' an entire cup of coffee?
Does the cup not get stuck in your throat?
Aug 17, 2018 6:07 AM

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A conspiracy that you need to know.

You heard it from me first.
Aug 17, 2018 7:30 AM
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coffee is gross i don't drink it so i never have this problem god bleSs



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Aug 19, 2018 2:52 PM

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Ixa98 said:
zrdb said:
I don't drink coffee-I hate it-too bitter for me.


you know you can put sugar in it? right?


Oh I know that-it's just by the time I put sugar and creamer in it I'd end up with coffee colored sweetened creamer so why bother?
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Aug 20, 2018 12:45 AM

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OP, did you accidentally do this after you managed to stuff your fist in your mouth?







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Aug 20, 2018 2:31 AM

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Yeah it probably happened and I had to buy a new one
Aug 20, 2018 4:44 AM

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Yeah. I shit out the Starbucks logo afterward.
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Aug 20, 2018 11:50 AM

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Lunafleurette said:
OP, did you accidentally do this after you managed to stuff your fist in your mouth?


Thats the opposite actually , cup of coffee should go inside mouth first more likely before the fist that holds the cup follows


Aug 20, 2018 12:09 PM

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yeah, had to hospital to get the actual cup out of me though. Besides, it really helped me stay awake while I was in pain.
Aug 20, 2018 12:11 PM

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I can't even properly sip it cause I get my tongue burnt easily



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Aug 20, 2018 12:20 PM

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thank God I don't drink coffee so I'm saved from this risk.
Aug 20, 2018 12:26 PM

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Well i cant say if you are asking me if i'd swallow the cup or the coffee inside the cup.

In response to swallowing the whole cup.. well that seems rather amusing.

On the other hand the coffee inside the cup would be a different story.
I Like my coffee taken sip after sip. So i can feel the taste of it. So i haven't really thought of swallowing it whole.

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