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Nov 2, 2017 3:54 PM
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why do they boast about it like what do ya'll even get out of it

isit just out of pure boredom bc they're at that reBeLiOuS age

is there like some kind of competition on how many times 1 person has been banned

or is there something idek about like how u can put professional shitposter on a c/v

i don't get it someone explain pls

dilemma ova here hence all the sub q's



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Nov 2, 2017 3:58 PM
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Hahahaha lmaooo heheh roast these loser dude!!!!! Shitposters shouldn't need to tell they are right? Like I support shitposters but it's not a JOB. haha weirdos
Nov 2, 2017 4:02 PM
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Come on now, I don't care who you are anyone can appreciate a good shitpost. It's just that most of them are, well, shitty posts.
Nov 2, 2017 4:09 PM
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Elesh said:
Come on now, I don't care who you are anyone can appreciate a good shitpost. It's just that most of them are, well, shitty posts.
nO sUcH tHiNg aS a GoOd ShiT pOsT bRuh



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Nov 2, 2017 4:12 PM
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what are you talking about?? shitposting is gold if it's a good shitpost. and they do exist, once youve waded in the sea of crap to find the pearly white exemplary shitposts under the surface
Nov 2, 2017 4:15 PM
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A very good question that you should have asked yourself first and when you've come to the realization of why do people shitpost, drink the coke and feel proud about solving one of mysterious questions no one ever wondered about in MAL.

Nov 2, 2017 4:15 PM
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psycho said:
Elesh said:
Come on now, I don't care who you are anyone can appreciate a good shitpost. It's just that most of them are, well, shitty posts.
nO sUcH tHiNg aS a GoOd ShiT pOsT bRuh

fam this thread is a pretty good shitpost if ya ask me
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Nov 2, 2017 4:16 PM
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psycho said:
Elesh said:
Come on now, I don't care who you are anyone can appreciate a good shitpost. It's just that most of them are, well, shitty posts.
nO sUcH tHiNg aS a GoOd ShiT pOsT bRuh
Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places
Nov 2, 2017 4:18 PM
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Boredom yes, it's a meaningless reply with meaningless filling
meaning that that was the best usage of their time and if that's how you gon spend your time then hell yeah its boredom
gone bai bai
Nov 2, 2017 4:37 PM
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because it feels good..
people think people that shitpost are just trying to be funny to other people
but the reality is
SELF SATISFACTION.



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Nov 2, 2017 4:42 PM

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Hmmm, a seriously interesting question. I wonder why this hasn't been asked before...?
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Nov 3, 2017 1:30 AM

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I never meet user that do that the shitpost.
Nov 3, 2017 1:50 AM

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shotz said:
personally i shitpost because i have a small dick.


Same
Thank you
You said what I wanted to say

Nov 3, 2017 2:00 AM

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psycho said:
why do they boast about it like what do ya'll even get out of it

isit just out of pure boredom bc they're at that reBeLiOuS age

is there like some kind of competition on how many times 1 person has been banned

or is there something idek about like how u can put professional shitposter on a c/v

i don't get it someone explain pls

dilemma ova here hence all the sub q's

sorry but this style of shitcomplaining about shitposting is uber mega duper lame.

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I never meet user that do that the shitpost.
shitpost has been do that ?
Close this World .txEn eht nepO
you are happy 24/7, that is a lie, that is bullshit and i refuse to have somebody tell me bullshit i wanna have an honest



Nov 3, 2017 2:02 AM

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You dont ask people why they shitpost when you do it yourself.
"When you made this thread, I cried and screamed"


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Nov 3, 2017 2:03 AM

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we are bored so we must write something and try to be funny
Nov 3, 2017 2:05 AM

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Lainyyy said:
shitpost has been do that ?

This is example how a simple "," can change the whole sentence.
Nov 3, 2017 2:09 AM

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Mayuka said:
we are bored so we must write something and try to be funny

lol
i lied

Swagernator said:
Lainyyy said:
shitpost has been do that ?

This is example how a simple "," can change the whole sentence.

","
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yeah ^ that was my face trying to read that
Close this World .txEn eht nepO
you are happy 24/7, that is a lie, that is bullshit and i refuse to have somebody tell me bullshit i wanna have an honest



Nov 3, 2017 2:36 AM

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Because they are bored and this forum doesn't care if people shitpost.

Nov 3, 2017 2:39 AM

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WoAh, a question about the philosophy of shitposting?! Gutenheimer!

Well, it's just to fill in the boredom or some people find it enjoyable or both. Nothing much.



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Nov 3, 2017 2:53 AM
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shotz said:
personally i shitpost because i have a small dick.
o okay it all makes sense now thank u x



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Nov 3, 2017 3:01 AM

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The shitposts are like the mercy of god , you just don't want to admit it.


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les pensées des nuits blanches"


Nov 3, 2017 10:58 PM
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People shitpost because they are bored. Does that answer your question OP?
Nov 4, 2017 1:55 AM

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being bad is too easy and make you feel different or not feel like a sheep/follower/slave of society

but im a sheeple so i cannot totally relate to that
Nov 4, 2017 2:25 AM

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Wonder which kind of shitposter is being talked about, I feel like there is more than one kind, or more than one reason:

Type1 - [the Shit and Run kind] They are trolls who seek a reaction from others, since they need entertainment and they think others can give it to them, or because they have some ideological stance they have to demonstrate.

Type2 - [the Postcount Farmer] - They shitpost to raise their postcount, and since they need to be efficient at it, thinking too much before posting would take too much time. Shitposting is clearly the most efficient way for post farmers.

Type3 - [the Aged shitposters] - They have lost hope in life and hope to find meaning in forum posts. In the while, keep practicing communication abilities can be a nice distraction, the content doesn't really matter so long they keep talking.

Type4 - [the Edgy Contrarian] - They need to feel unique in some way and the apparent easiest way is to just say the opposite of what the others are saying, doesn't matter if they really think what they say. There is also the relativistic variant which never answers to questions by affirming there is no difference between different answers. Or the philosophical variant which questions the validity of questions.

Type5 - [the aspiring Commedians] - They want to be funny, or think they are funny, so they put effort to experiment new ways to generate hilarity. It can be interesting if they try to be funny, but it can be an eyesore if they are sure to be already the funniest person around.

Type6 - [the Brain Dumper] - They need to share that last thought they had, sometimes to seek confirmation or approval, other times to get feedback. They hate search engines and forum post search, as those prove they are not the first person to have thought of something.




edit2.
Then there is a whole different idea that shitposting is just the natural state of equilibrium born from conflicting opinions. (call it Shitpost Entropy)
Everyone has different experiences, opinions and view points; when "many and random" persons are in the same place, and they start to talk to each other, their differences clash.
Over time there is a change in the posting mentality from:
1) honest discussion
2) conflicting opinions
3) avoiding conflict by avoiding to be honest --> repeating what others say
4) repeat 3 --> the things being repeated start to lose sense = shitposting is born
(some don't ever see point 4, they stop at 3, if shitposting was already the main thing being said)

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Nov 4, 2017 4:14 AM

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Because some people in this world are too easily baited by the smallest of triggers.
These people therefore spend too much time in their lives angrily sucking on milkshakes and arguing with people on the internet.

And it is FUN to watch it happen

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Its very odd usually shitposts usually only serve to make the author look dumb/racist/bigoted.
-Animoos- said:
Because some people in this world are too easily baited by the smallest of triggers.
These people therefore spend too much time in their lives angrily sucking on milkshakes and arguing with people on the internet.

And it is FUN to watch it happen


The idea of baiting is pretty dumb as if you agree with Poes law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law you know that on the internet you cant tell sincere dumbness/racism/bigotry from bait. Then you have "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
basically our internal selves isnt what people get to see they only get to see what is on the outside so what we share is how will others experience us. This is a shame because I think most shitposters are trying to be funny but don't know how.
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Nov 4, 2017 5:05 AM
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I've heard you can put it on your curriculum vitae.
 
Nov 4, 2017 5:10 AM

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A better question would be: why not?
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Nov 4, 2017 8:57 AM

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because shitposting fuckers don't give a fuck
and fuck everyone that wants me to give a fuck
I'll just talk all that fuckshit
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Nov 4, 2017 9:23 AM

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I'm not sure why you post on here either.

Nov 4, 2017 2:35 PM

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Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth plagius the wise?
Nov 4, 2017 2:37 PM
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Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth plagius the wise?
o no

are u gonna tell me about this tragedy



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psycho said:
Cyborg_Icarus29 said:
Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth plagius the wise?
o no

are u gonna tell me about this tragedy

Yee

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Nov 4, 2017 3:03 PM
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I do my very best NOT to shit post. But sometimes it just spills out of me like a bad orgasm.
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I usually don't bother wasting my time looking at clearly effortless threads. That's only if I can tell from the title, sometime I can't so I click and end up on the thread. Doesn't take a few seconds to shitpost, so I do.

It isn't my job to go around shitposting though, I do my do it as often as the regular shitposters.
I'm not a lolicon, you're just projecting your tendency to lewd 2D characters.

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Been a long time since I've been here, I'll continue expressing myself freely and believe everyone should too.
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Because people want to have purpose on a forum where everything's made up and the post counts don't matter. That's right, the post counts are like facts to Donald Trump: they don't matter.



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@psycho

because some people aren't looking for anything logical like money. they can't be bought bullied or reasoned with. some people just like to watch the world burn.
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Hehe when you are trying to shitpost and you find this trash.
I guess its a good shitpost in itself though.

I give this 7/10

Holy thats a lot of replies. Congrats i guess.
Also props for adding broken english but just barely so you think it was a typo.

Get cancer~~
Nov 5, 2017 4:43 AM
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JizzMonster said:
Hehe when you are trying to shitpost and you find this trash.
I guess its a good shitpost in itself though.

I give this 7/10

Holy thats a lot of replies. Congrats i guess.
Also props for adding broken english but just barely so you think it was a typo.

Get cancer~~
jizzmonster pls i'm just an innocent e-girl looking 4 answers x



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They have a wonderful life and are bored to that measure they start to create fake profiles and shitposting. Find yourself a life.

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