| Whoever writes hentai clearly doesn't care about the choice of words. It feels like they just throw some random dialogue, annoying moanings and stock phrases. What's the most stupid and nonsensical quote you read in subbed hentai? I think mine would be "this pussy needs sex because it's pitiful", I can't remember which show it is from but it still toppled every poorly written anime I've ever seen, obviously because hentai is garbage. |
| "Now, come here. So long as we hold hands, we won't be separated." |
| This is the reason why you shouldn't watch/read rape/ NTR dude... |
illivinni said: ~~"people die if they are killed"~~ I was literally going to write this as soon as I saw the thread name... |
 "The other day I met this man, a nice guy, y'know? And we had a really good chat. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?" |
| This picture sums it up pretty good i think |
| Pick one: I don't think people watch hentai for the dialogue though. XD I can only imagine translators having a blast with such works. |
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| This one has plenty of them (couldn't find it without the commentary on youtube). The first line alone is deeper than any thought a human has ever had or will ever have. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| "Just because you are right doesn't mean you are correct" :3 |
"No matter what painful things happens, even when it looks like you'll lose... when no one else in the world believes in you... when you don't even believe in yourself... I will believe in you!" |
| You are cordially invited to fuck my ass |
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| "You got rice on your face" - Corey in the house |
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| The FS/N vn ones are hilarious Aquamirror said: Pick one: I don't think people watch hentai for the dialogue though. XD I can only imagine translators having a blast with such works. Good God that's a goldmine. |
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| Aside from the obligatory SAO one: "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna." There is also this gem featuring unforgettable lines such as "my cock feels like it's ten stories high" "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?" and "Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face". Truly a modern hentai masterpiece... |
We have a new entry. This thread is going places. xenovibe said: Aside from the obligatory SAO one: "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna." There is also this gem featuring unforgettable lines such as "my cock feels like it's ten stories high" "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?" and "Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face". Truly a modern hentai masterpiece... Just remember the same company dubbed Berserk. |
azoth212Jan 25, 2017 1:56 PM
| "Now, come here. So long as we hold hands, we won't be separated." |
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