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May 11, 2016 9:43 AM
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Rate the above user's poem then make your own.

MAL is my life
I love animu
FG is fun
Oh watch out
Here come dat boi
Shit talk my taste
I rekt elitists
Until they run
But they hatin
Then they cry
On the forums
@Ardanaz bans me
He just cant stand me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Moe is love
K-On is life
EdlawMay 11, 2016 9:51 AM
May 11, 2016 6:53 PM
#2

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Apr 2015
4824
Roses are red
Nickels are shiny
Pity my flat butt
What was I talking about.
Mar 31, 2018 3:44 PM
#3

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Jul 2016
8888
1/10

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm horny now
let's fakku desu
Mar 31, 2018 3:48 PM
#4

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Sep 2016
849
2/10 that's boring and using the same formula

Round and wet out the hole
They form a set in the cold
Dropping down the white round bowl

Plastered in yellow and brown
They smell foul as of now
Because you shat with flowing might

Time to flush down the pipe
So you can finally say bye
To the stinking pie you ate last night.

๐Ÿ”ฅYou're looking at someone๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅWho is superior to you๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅYou have my permission to๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅBask in my glow๐Ÿ”ฅ

Mar 31, 2018 6:48 PM
#5
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564252
10/10, it's truly a disgusting masterpiece

There's a place called FG
It stinks like dead fish
Everyone there, loves to shitpost
It's basically their hobby to do so
Mar 31, 2018 6:53 PM
#6

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Oct 2016
314
7.5

Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head

Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head

Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head
Get out of my head
May 25, 2018 2:48 PM
#7
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Jul 2018
564252
3


There's a place called mal
It's basically trash
There's nothing new here
Everyone is weird
May 25, 2018 2:48 PM
#8

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Apr 2017
2686
666


hi.



‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š•'๐šœ CUTEST ๐š›๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š˜๐š—
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ADORABLE ๐š‹๐š˜๐š˜๐š™ !
๐š’ ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š• KISS ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐šข๐š‹๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š˜๐š— !
Aug 9, 2018 2:55 AM
#9

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Jan 2015
576
5 / 10 syllables
I dont get it
IGN


Dick Holster
it shall bolster
a mightful erection
into this fair maiden's direction
and wence you do insert
her womb, much passion shall exert
for your love will never hurt her
this girl, is quite the squirter
AberrationAug 9, 2018 3:09 AM


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Aug 9, 2018 6:02 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
8/10 I'd like to meet this girl

life is but a song
for you to sing along
and if u dont
then fuck u just got
depression
now u wonder and wander through the forest
why art thou depressed tho
lel
.-.
Aug 9, 2018 6:07 AM

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Sep 2012
3600
hmmm 6.6/10

life is short
you might be lost
dont worry
you need an escort
Aug 26, 2018 9:32 AM

Online
Jul 2016
8888
7/10

pomf pomf kimochi
what's this sticky stuff on me
Aug 26, 2018 9:36 AM

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Jan 2015
576
originality is important
4/10
but dat is a cute song.

upon a winter storm, my heart did try to warm
but it shackled it's fate to the unknown
as a frightening call came thundering from the phone
I picked it up with a resigned sign
as all I came to know became a lie
that girl I fucked, I fucked her rough
but you see she had no muff
so I realized with such woeful cries
she had a dick betwixt her thighs

I fucked...
a dude.


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Aug 26, 2018 10:05 AM

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Oct 2015
4503
6/10

Tomorrow will be a new day
But today is the commemoration of the day of your creation
Live a lengthy life, for their are more test to befall upon you
Endure them and shall you be rewarded with earnest
A bountiful journey through the charade of life



๐”š๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ซ๐”ž ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐” ๐”ฅ ๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ,
๐”š๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ซ' ๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ ๐”ด๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ ๐”ช๐”ถ ๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ฅ๐”ฑ
______________________

Aug 26, 2018 10:09 AM

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Feb 2018
777
5/10

@FruitPunchChinpo is on the hunt for snowbunnies
Poor him, he doesn't have enough honies
On a MAL conquest
Which females will pass his ultimate test?
Only those who are worthy will take a seat in his white van
So watch out for this man
ExecCuteAug 26, 2018 10:15 AM
Aug 30, 2018 1:10 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
3/10

She crawled around the ground
Hoping the lights wouldn't pass by
There'll be a shadowless night
And everything will be alright.

She hid in the corner
Hoping the sun will never rise
And in this dark place
She didn't want the light.
Aug 30, 2018 1:23 AM

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Aug 2018
5194
5/10

Rose's are red
Violets are also red
Shit my gardens on fire
_______I like rocks__
Aug 30, 2018 3:39 AM

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Jan 2016
1620
5/10

Aug 30, 2018 3:46 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
6/10, should've been an original

I love Rem
There is no one better
Don't mention Emilia
I'll get triggered
Aug 30, 2018 4:10 AM

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Apr 2018
1293
No rhymes/10


I saw you screaming in your silence
Calls for help blocked by your character
Looking for a safe way out made it harsher
Not realising that the catalyst is your own kindness

Fake smiles weren't cutting it
But reaching to you resulted in more fakeness
Know that when the light becomes drakness
That the wind will be your saviour and that's it


should've went with the meme way
But went for the opposite way
Not knowing da way
Resulted in me spending 7 minutes for a poem following the generic way
Aug 30, 2018 4:30 AM

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Feb 2014
633
5

I met a wonderful bitch
She kept calling me with her high pitch
Oh Lord it was like a earthshake
Her love for me was definitely fake

There's no room for any suffering
Time for some fapping ( อก° อœส– อก°)
Sep 5, 2018 4:47 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
7

My poems don't rhyme
People treat it like a crime

I try my best
But it's a waste

I'm too uncreative
Always thinking negative
Sep 5, 2018 4:53 AM

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Jan 2015
576
9.
free rhythm is sexy


the world is beautiful
everyone is wonderful and nice
there is nothing wrong in this world
there is no such thing as paying the price
you are delusional but atleast you are sappy
useless and demanding but atleast you smile wide
in this big ol' world, is this the price you pay to act happy?


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
Sep 5, 2018 10:43 PM
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Jul 2018
564252
8/10

Oh dear bud,
Trying to bloom everyday
There's no need to rush
We all run in different pace
Someday, you'll grow up too
Into something beautiful
Sep 14, 2018 10:21 PM
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Jun 2015
1579
5/10

They say that
Life is like a road
And bumps are merely bumps
On your way to success
Mine are on my wrists
And they remind me
That the road only leads
To my defeat
Sep 14, 2018 10:28 PM

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Sep 2016
171
7/10

Ledges like butter
Sliding for days at a time
Thank skate god for wax
Sep 15, 2018 9:22 PM
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Jun 2015
1579
I don't understsand so 5/10

It is the smile that hides the insane
The smile that hides our disdain
For one another, and for ones self
These tears I can not refrain
My mind placed back upon the shelf
of lies and veiled with happiness
I cry for someone to care
But not a word is spoken
And I am consumed by despair
Sometimes it is those who laugh the most
Who have the most to bear.
Sep 15, 2018 9:42 PM

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Nov 2015
995
^ basically about how you have to literally wax a surface to grind on when you skateboard to make it more efficient

3/10

The blood is all spilled
People die when they are killed
The cup is now filled
Sep 15, 2018 9:52 PM

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Mar 2016
28726
2/10.

Severed dreams,
Children's screams.
System failure,
Massacre of words.
Sweat drenching your shirt,
Tremble banishment; rage of power.
Your eyes depleting to murk,
Your heart diminished of work.
Your gloves discarded in snow,
Your blood constricted of flow.
Frostbite sells you to a state of limbless,
Body charred and blackened by sickness.
Snow is shoveled atop,
As your figure becomes a crop.
The crows were beckoned,
While they ripped your soul away, I reckoned.
Your corpse disgracefully alienated from a grave,
Forged into a traceless cave.
The crows, plump for days to come,
Visit to see you are a faceless statue of bones, squalidly numb.
Your bloodied shirt, a remnant,
Savored by frigid mud.
Envelop your truest destiny,
Refrain from unaware.
Sacrifice, sacrifice.
WORK IN PROGRESS
~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~
I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit,
Adenomata affronted.
It was the verecund, dismissed creatures
That I jubilated in most.
This rabbit I would nurture,
At the aiguille of esse,
The anneal of noblesse.
โค๏ธ Birdie โค๏ธ

Nov 11, 2018 8:43 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
8/10

Humans breathe air
I'm leaving mal
My list isn't updated
I'm frustrated
Mar 30, 2019 5:47 PM

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Aug 2015
163
just leave already jfc


"oh,
what a beautiful meadow"

May 2, 2019 7:59 AM
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Jul 2018
564252
Chaet said:
1/10

Humans breathe air
I'm leaving mal
My list isn't updated
I'm frustrated
May 6, 2019 8:49 PM

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May 2018
132
7

Chaet why are you creating a bait
this is not the way it should be mate
now that it's all said
lets go , resume that bank raid
and get ourselves paid
Doctor-DoomMay 6, 2019 9:05 PM
May 6, 2019 9:03 PM

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Oct 2018
1912
8/10
@Sweet @Kiss my lips
For they are @Pure
@PraetorPat my @DeadlyRaven like beak though be careful
For it has a @Sharpoint to which I've used to get @ASLicedBread this morning.~


ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใช่€ƒใˆ
"JUST KILL ME."
ใ‚ตใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒƒใ‚ฏใƒžใ‚คใƒณใƒ‰
Jun 15, 2019 8:59 AM

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Feb 2017
37
5/10

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why so mad
This is just not you

I just know little 'bout who you are
But we have the same scar
As the sun rising still
I'm not letting you feeling ill

Just say "hai"
Give no more lie
Please don't ask why
Even some winged creature can't fly

The sun is already low
Should we back home?
Just want you to know
I'm bad at poem

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