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Oct 21, 2015 9:02 AM
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Samune said:
1. Tell the kid to pick up the puppy
2. Use your remaining arm to throw the kid over your shoulder
3. Exit the building and take credit for saving both
Oct 21, 2015 9:40 AM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


I seriously hope that everyone saying the puppy is just trolling...
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Oct 21, 2015 9:41 AM

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The child cause when he grows up he will fuck your bitch OP
Oct 21, 2015 9:43 AM

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Anyone who chooses puppy is either:
1. 2edgy4everyone
2. Idiot.
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By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
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Oct 21, 2015 9:43 AM
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Hello3245 said:
MrMagnificent said:
I'd carry the baby with my mouth like how a lion carries it's cubs and I would hold the dog in my arm.


wtf why wouldnt u carry the dog in your mouth?


Because I'm a fucking beast.

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Oct 21, 2015 9:43 AM

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Unless the kid is a close relative or something, I'd save the puppy. Puppies are nice.
Oct 21, 2015 9:44 AM

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geniobastardo said:
Anyone who chooses puppy is either:
1. 2edgy4everyone
2. Idiot.
edginess is just a sophisticated word for idiot so..
Oct 21, 2015 9:45 AM

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Klad said:
geniobastardo said:
Anyone who chooses puppy is either:
1. 2edgy4everyone
2. Idiot.
edginess is just a sophisticated word for idiot so..


Well, sometimes it is just edginess for the sake of edginess. In other words, shitposting.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
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Oct 21, 2015 9:45 AM

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Neither. I don't like dogs, and I can't stand children. Whoever owns them shouldn't have been so careless as to leave them behind in the first place.
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Oct 21, 2015 10:01 AM

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Is this even a question? Dogs are obviously worth more than human lives.
Oct 21, 2015 10:32 AM

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CorpterCA said:
Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


I wouldn't consider myself a psycho, just past the line of insanity. Why would you save the child, do you think the child's life is worth more than a puppy. A child who could grow up to be a terrorist, compared to a puppy who is incapable of doing anything good, or bad in our 'society'.

Lol. I just can't with this. You've got it all figured out, don't you bud?
Oct 21, 2015 10:33 AM

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Neither

I'd film the two of them dying and put it in my Linkin Park OAV
Oct 21, 2015 10:33 AM
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MrMagnificent said:
Hello3245 said:


wtf why wouldnt u carry the dog in your mouth?


Because I'm a fucking beast.



if one of them catches herpes from being in your mouth, it might as well be the dog, bro :P
Oct 21, 2015 10:43 AM

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Option 1:
*Save the baby*
*Kidnap him/her*
*demand a ransom of $3 million for the family*

-In case the deal was denied:
*Sell him/her to a rich pedophile*

Option 2:
*Save the puppy*
*Sell it to a rich zoophilie*
Oct 21, 2015 11:27 AM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho
Oct 21, 2015 11:48 AM

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All right, since this has been mentioned. Lets recreate the question (Doesn't count towards original post, only answer with reply's) making two big changes. What if the puppy was your puppy, and the child was some stranger's, they both have been forgotten in the rush to escape the building (Theoretically, again too counter plot holes they were being babysat at the time). And the second big change since people keep trying to work around the question, the puppy, and child are both under rubble on the opposite ends of the room. You simply put do not have the time to save both, even if you thought you did who would be your PRIORITY.
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Oct 21, 2015 11:51 AM

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It wouldn't be that hard to carry both the puppy and the child to be honest.

Edit: Child.
Oct 21, 2015 12:04 PM
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CorpterCA said:
All right, since this has been mentioned. Lets recreate the question (Doesn't count towards original post, only answer with reply's) making two big changes. What if the puppy was your puppy, and the child was some stranger's, they both have been forgotten in the rush to escape the building (Theoretically, again too counter plot holes they were being babysat at the time). And the second big change since people keep trying to work around the question, the puppy, and child are both under rubble on the opposite ends of the room. You simply put do not have the time to save both, even if you thought you did who would be your PRIORITY.


i would still save the child
Oct 21, 2015 12:05 PM
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Hello3245 said:
MrMagnificent said:
I'd carry the baby with my mouth like how a lion carries it's cubs and I would hold the dog in my arm.


wtf why wouldnt u carry the dog in your mouth?

Because people are worthless...
Oct 21, 2015 12:10 PM

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Hello3245 said:
the puppy you fucking psycho
Oct 21, 2015 1:07 PM

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The puppy! Then I would adopt it!
Oct 21, 2015 2:25 PM

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CorpterCA said:
All right, since this has been mentioned. Lets recreate the question (Doesn't count towards original post, only answer with reply's) making two big changes. What if the puppy was your puppy, and the child was some stranger's, they both have been forgotten in the rush to escape the building (Theoretically, again too counter plot holes they were being babysat at the time). And the second big change since people keep trying to work around the question, the puppy, and child are both under rubble on the opposite ends of the room. You simply put do not have the time to save both, even if you thought you did who would be your PRIORITY.

Then it would be my puppy
Oct 21, 2015 2:26 PM

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I'd grab the kid and tell him to grab the puppy. If he can't do that...well at least I saved the kid.
Oct 21, 2015 2:30 PM

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tell the kid to hold onto the puppy, carry the kid /thread
Oct 21, 2015 2:32 PM

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CorpterCA said:
All right, since this has been mentioned. Lets recreate the question (Doesn't count towards original post, only answer with reply's) making two big changes. What if the puppy was your puppy, and the child was some stranger's, they both have been forgotten in the rush to escape the building (Theoretically, again too counter plot holes they were being babysat at the time). And the second big change since people keep trying to work around the question, the puppy, and child are both under rubble on the opposite ends of the room. You simply put do not have the time to save both, even if you thought you did who would be your PRIORITY.

Ah. Well then, yeah save the child, especially if I'm babysitting him. My responsibility and all that.
Oct 21, 2015 2:32 PM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho
Oct 21, 2015 2:32 PM
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next thing u know op is gonna say the child has no arms so he cant carry the dog!!

what a depressing and evil person :/
Oct 21, 2015 2:33 PM

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Hello3245 said:
next thing u know op is gonna say the child has no arms so he cant carry the dog!!

what a depressing and evil person :/


tell the kid to hold the puppy with his/her legs
Oct 21, 2015 2:59 PM
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The kid, and then watch over them throughout their life to make sure they were worth saving and I don't regret not saving the dog. Babies are cute and all, but if they grow up to be a fucked up person that doesn't deserve to live, then what the hell? Save the dog and gain an animal friend.
Oct 21, 2015 3:00 PM

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The puppy of course. Why would anyone pick up the brat?
Oct 21, 2015 3:01 PM
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Children tend to fetch higher prices.

But I guess you are not asking that.
Oct 21, 2015 3:06 PM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


also

Solipsistic said:
What if the 2 choices were:

1) that same child
2) a small fridge containing 50 fertilized human eggs (imagine the burning building is a fertility clinic)


that same child of course
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Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes.
Oct 21, 2015 3:07 PM
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OP being the one left in the fire.
Oct 21, 2015 3:31 PM

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I would not bother to try.
Oct 21, 2015 5:07 PM

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Save the puppy what if the child was Johan Liebert.
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Oct 21, 2015 7:29 PM

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Child.
Oct 21, 2015 10:31 PM

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I'd save both anyway.
Oct 21, 2015 10:50 PM

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None of them, the world is full of people and dogs shiting in the streets
Oct 21, 2015 10:51 PM

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DJAnime254 said:
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Oct 21, 2015 10:53 PM

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The dog, just kidding Id save the kid, are you kidding me!
Oct 21, 2015 10:57 PM

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Tylaen said:
Puppy.

Because finders keepers.
Oct 22, 2015 2:24 AM

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AO968 said:
Neither. I don't like dogs, and I can't stand children. Whoever owns them shouldn't have been so careless as to leave them behind in the first place.

Still saner than saving the dog.

Namaywa said:
Save the puppy what if the child was Johan Liebert.

Still better than saving the dog. (^_^)
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Oct 22, 2015 2:33 AM

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iSheep said:
I'd sacrifice you and save the puppy and the child.
Oct 23, 2015 7:12 PM

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Puppy, I don't have that much empaty for humans (no psycho level though)
Oct 23, 2015 7:14 PM

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What's the ethnicity of the child? What is the breed of dog?
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Oct 23, 2015 7:20 PM

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What's the ethnicity of the child? What is the breed of dog?
Child: Puerto Rican
Dog: Chihuahua

Now choose.
Oct 23, 2015 7:22 PM
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i hate dogs
Oct 23, 2015 7:28 PM

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Niddy said:
DisdainMatto said:
What's the ethnicity of the child? What is the breed of dog?
Child: Puerto Rican
Dog: Chihuahua

Now choose.
Neither? If i'm forced to choose, I guess the child. But I'm not giving the situation my all, I can tell you that.
I love Christine

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