Pentobarbidoll said: OCEANS said: Anything's a dildo (in this case, that you can sit on) if you're brave enough. You've studued your history and philosophy well. I'm proud.  Lier!!!! Abraham Lincoln didn't say that!! |
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Satan-sama said: Pentobarbidoll said: You've studued your history and philosophy well. I'm proud. Lier!!!! Abraham Lincoln didn't say that!!  |
| Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
| He did say it. You need to freshen up on your history! |
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| Somewhat non related, but this reminds me of the news a few years back I read where a dude got sent to the hospital for having his dick stuck inside a glass bottle(god knows what he was doing). |
| There's two kinds of people you can't win an argument against: One - Too dumb to tell right from wrong. Two - Too stubborn to admit they are wrong. |
| Well, you're lucky if you're in Japan! I recommend Watching this video: I want to go there NOW, it's easy to act like if you're disabled. :( |
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| maybe a homeless guy won't have the time, place, nor energy to fap? i'm sure he has many other life-dependent priorities to attend to, other than pleasing his lil' john |
| This thread is giving me ideas >.> no idea how I can fap without using my hands It'll probably be useful if I ever break my arms though. I might try various methods mentioned in this thread just to see what happens LOL |
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Alquez77 said: Maybe he just rubs his dick on a soft surface. Could find a sofa people toss in front of their house and hump it at night, who knows ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I'm having way too much fun reading this thread XD But this guy is right. It probably isn't smart to do this on something valuable like your bed or your couch cuz cum stains bro. Especially if its on piece of furniture you don't own yourself, good luck explaining those stains to your parents/relatives bro..well technically you could like wash the sheets and use specific chemical mixture to get rid of stains if your real desperate and have no hands. But if you have some sort of throw-away piece of furniture that no one else uses, and some old sheets or something, then you are set to go, problem solved. Good solution to OP problem is to get some sort of very cheap mattress no one else uses, and hump it forever. Or if you are rich/desperate get a really good mattress. Matress probably should be twin size or smaller, or somehow foldable so you can stash in your closet pretty easily + out of the way. Ahhh we all can't wait till the day we can buy our own personally sex-androids or have virtual reality porn with senses all working haha, so you don't have to go through all the shit of wooing girls or danger of using prostitutes...Men can dream. |
midnightbladeJul 25, 2014 10:40 PM
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Pentobarbidoll said: Satan-sama said: Lier!!!! Abraham Lincoln didn't say that!! Didn't know that you're Abraham Lincoln. :/ |
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Satan-sama said: Pentobarbidoll said: Didn't know that you're Abraham Lincoln. :/ I'm not. I'm just a devout historian doing their part to educate the masses. |
| Kronie is mai waifu. Enema is my master. Shadowslave13 is my loli milk provider. Flume is my dark magic buddy cop sidekick™. And Afshar was my first MAL friend ;-; I have coveted these people, so that I may one day sacrifice them in the name of love. |
| Just watching your waifu should be enough to get an orgasm and if that doesn't work just ask any girl in Seitokai Yakuindomo they'll be able to help. |
Wecc said: All hail HaXXspetten king of the loli traps!  |
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