100 million years after humanity's extinction, aliens find a storage unit of Anime from the 2000's as an artifact. What do they deduce about us?

Elaxer said:

All aliens don't have to be smarter than us, where did you hear this nonsense, cartoon network? Some aliens can be less intelligent and some can be more.

lupadim said:
The OP implies the aliens will be more intelligent than us, as of it they can space travel, they MUST be more intelligent than us. Not only that, but your Luffy avatar brings me memories and for some reason I don't feel they are good.

Cupquake said:
They would have an incorrect idea of what human anatomy is.

Daconator said:
They would praise us and forever try to make shit happen out of drills.

They would also research heavily on how to build and properly use a microwave and cellphone.

They would notice how big most human females boobs were.

Humans used to possess a mysterious power effective in destroying both reason and logic. Humans used to call it the nakama power.

MellowJello said:
And they'd also wonder wtf humans are.

Elaxer said:
They won't understand our language

lupadim said:
There are no such thing such as aliens, that would be impossible. But, let's say they exist.

They would not know how to watch it as of they wouldn't have the same computers we have, I highly doubt they would even use a binary system like we use. Things are not that simple.

But, let's say they watch it.

They would think "Wabba zakka madasdals oawpa" probably, but maybe "Makka qoeri zibitiru". If I could translate that to English, it would be: "Wabba zakka madasdals oawpa" and "Makka goeri zibitiru" (translaed by google translator)

Dude why do you even care about hypothetical alien's opinions? Does it even keep you awake during the night?

Battlechili1 said:
They will discover that humanity was in a terrible state. Humans were constantly under threats from monsters in giant robots, horrific beasts that seem to defy logic known as demons, and a great deal of monsters with tentacles that would attack their prey in a very innapropriate manner. They would see that humans were often barbaric and constantly fighting, and yet, despite this, were smart enough and strong enough to develop technology that could distort time and space. Humans could travel the galaxies, and it is likely that humans could still be alive, as they had the ability to travel beyond the planet. "It is likely that humans abandoned the planet" they might think. And yet, with all the threats, its no wonder that humanity left.

Then they will fearfully leave the planet or tread carefully in fear of tentacle monsters and demons.

ckaosinkarnate said:
I am guessing that dvd players, blue ray players, tvs, outlets, a source of electricity, and a picture manual on how to set everything up is included- or maybe it's already set up for them? If so, then they would probably be confused like the many humans who haven't been introduced to anime yet. "Their eyes are huge! Where did their nose disappear too? Is that even possible? I guess they really like panties. Those things on their chests are huge and really jiggle. Why is this guy getting so many nosebleeds?" I would guess something like that would be going on in the aliens' minds.

Aloxamax said:
They wouldn't understand anything as an alien society from 100 million years in the future cannot possibly share anything in common physically with us, which in turn would affect their ancestral behavior and instincts, which in turn affects the way their society was shaped as well as how they are now.

Heck, even if the ones to find the storage unit were neo-humans that coincidentically evolved in the same way we did on another planet then they still wouldn't understand as they should be much more advanced than we were in the 2000's if they're capable of that level of space travel.

1L0can0 said:
Wouldn't humans who come back to Earth but were born in a different part of the galaxy/different galaxy/different part of the universe/different universe billions from years from now would still technically be an alien?

lupadim said:
It is true enough. We, humans, use a complex system based on binaries, which is nearly impossible for any other race to use. They would develop something way different, as of there are tons of possibilities.

Immahnoob said:
@Lupadim
That's what aliens are, extraterrestrial life that goes from bacteria to beings that are more complex than humans.

Because it's a possibility?

Anyway, I have no idea, they'll probably try to analyze the shit out of it and try to understand what lived here in the past. They'll also probably find out it was some type of entertainment for us, who knows.

Rinkadoshimo said:
They would go on MyAnimeList, see this topic and think, damn the title is pretty damn long.

That's what they'd think.

Ratohnhaketon said:
"Humans mention the second coming of Christ in this text called the Bible, we found proof of his second coming in this recording of the events called 'Madoka Magica.'"

Immahnoob said:
Yes, aliens are what I described, maybe learn your shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life

"... is defined as life that does not originate from Earth. It is often also referred to as alien life, or simply aliens (or space aliens, to differentiate from other definitions of alien or aliens). These hypothetical forms of life range from simple bacteria-like organisms to beings far more complex than humans."

Anything is possible, you dolt. You can't prove a negative.

Immahnoob said:
"It seems I was wrong, I will now proceed on being sarcastic with you because I have nothing to say more." - TheAutocrat, on his better days

Immahnoob said:
"It seems I was wrong, I will now proceed on being sarcastic with you because I have nothing more to say" - TheAutocrat, on his better days

lupadim said:
Wikipedia? Let me edit it and insert my point there.

Immahnoob said:

Then it'll get reverted back to what it was because...

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extraterrestrial

And several other dictionaries, "being" meaning "that which has existence or actuality or by synecdoche a living creature or the essence or personality of a human.".

That's why it also says "These hypothetical forms of life range from simple bacteria-like organisms to beings far more complex than humans.".

So, who wants to go again? Maybe next time you'll entertain me properly. Come on, don't be shy.

Immahnoob said:
Prove it. And make it a long essay, I want it tomorrow on this thread. The hour is irrelevant.

I have better things to do, like sleeping and masturbating.

Immahnoob said:
Prove it. And make it a long essay, I want it tomorrow on this thread. The hour is irrelevant.

Red_Keys said:
Are you guys honestly arguing over a stupid hypothetical question?

Give me a fucking break.

It's hypothetical. Your argument is invalid.

lupadim said:
Nice life you got. And you want it? Too bad, I won't obey your oders.

Thoth_ said:


To what end? Learn that you don't always get what you want, someone believing that being right and wrong (conveying an apparent rightness) in itself is important, is juvenile as fuck.

Immahnoob said:

It's fine by me, after all, I wasn't even speaking to you.

All you said here is irrelevant.

elite-sama said:
All questions are hypothetical.

Red_Keys said:
But not all questions have hypothetical parameters.

The argument "aliens don't exist" or whatever it is doesn't make sense in the context of this question, because in order to answer it we are under the blatant hypothetical assumption that aliens do in fact exist.

elite-sama said:
For example, every question "What is x?" could be rephrased to "Assuming x, what is x?"

Thoth_ said:


Assuming ambiguity, what is ambiguity.

Wut?

lupadim said:
I would say your troll attempt was fail, but you made me answer. 2/10 obvious troll.