Handsfree masturbation

ScazoN said:
I think I'd worry more about how to survive instead of worrying about master baiting.

HaXXspetten said:
to live is to fap
to fap is to live

it's how you feel ALIVE

Flume said:
worst 7777th post eva

HaXXspetten said:
to live is to fap
to fap is to live

it's how you feel ALIVE

Pentobarbidoll said:


But what if you get splinters?

Alquez77 said:
Maybe he just rubs his dick on a soft surface. Could find a sofa people toss in front of their house and hump it at night, who knows ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ScazoN said:
WRONG!
doing the "real thing" is how you feel alive.

HaXXspetten said:
milestones aren't really hyped on this site :>

-Turnip- said:
Having you guys seen it be done?

Google "ejaculate without hands" you'll find a method on how to do it.

ScazoN said:
WRONG!
doing the "real thing" is how you feel alive.

Flume said:


no excuse, step it up senpai

HaXXspetten said:
milestones aren't really hyped on this site :>

Kronie said:
I think if a person has no hands I would hope he had bigger things to worry about than that of trying to get off.

HaXXspetten said:
the "real thing" would have to be with a filthy 3DPD
2/10 would not bang

HaXXspetten said:
So there's this beggar down in the subway that I walk past on a daily basis and he doesn't have any arms. This got me thinking about something; how do such people deal with masturbating? Regardless of whether you have any arms or not it won't diminish your sexual desire, but practically speaking there's bound to be a pretty massive hurdle.

Now I'd consider myself a pretty flexible person but I can't exactly say I'd be able to give myself a footjob even if I really tried so that option's out the window. So do you have to get yourself a bff to help rub you out whenever you need it? Some elaborate sex toys? Or would you just have to live with never masturbating and have wet dreams whenever your body can't handle it anymore?

I guess girls could still rub themselves on the corner of a desk or something the way people do it in hentai (though I doubt that's really that pleasant) but what about guys? :>

Stalker-tan said:
Maybe you could step on it for him the next time you see him. I think he'd like that.

Afshar said:
plot twist: beggar has a raging foot fetish

HaXXspetten said:
I don't step on people

I'm more of the opposite >///<

HaXXspetten said:
So there's this beggar down in the subway that I walk past on a daily basis and he doesn't have any arms.

Stalker-tan said:

HaXXspetten said:
only if you're a kawaii loli imouto

Moog- said:
I've come handsfree a couple of times. All I used was the power of my mind. They are the most intense orgasms ever.

HaXXspetten said:
So there's this beggar down in the subway that I walk past on a daily basis and he doesn't have any arms. This got me thinking about something; how do such people deal with masturbating?

TheConquerer said:


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Necro-sama said:
I dunno, dry hump a table or a street lamp or something.

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Also, fuck you and your shitty ass meme

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Enema said:
And made me nauseous from how bad it was

Gropy said:
Comming only from stimulating your butt prostate feels alot better then normal masturbation.

Tachii said:
For men you just have to rub it against something to stimulate it.
For women just have something erect on the ground and insert it to yourself.

OCEANS said:
Anything's a dildo (in this case, that you can sit on) if you're brave enough.