| I'd be fine with it. Weirded out they felt the need to tell me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. |
| chill out |
| Friend, acquaintance, family member, whatever, they are getting something thrown at them. It would be disturbing to know, no matter who it is |
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| The question reminds me of Kokoro Connect lol Well my answer would be: Just perfectly normal. I don't see the need to get angry if someone told me that. If it was someone close to me, or at least someone who I think is a decent person, then I'd be happy but I bet I'd forget all about it within the hour. |
| ''俺はいつになったら自由になれるんだろう…'' |
| A bit weird, I would think that they're telling me a joke. |
| I'm learning English so maybe I make mistakes :) |
Okazaki93 said: Let's imagine, just for a moment, that you're in your backyard, battling Tonka Trucks with your friend and arguing over whose Tonka Truck is built more Tonka Tough, when another one of your friends approaches you. They're blushing anime style, and they just barely manage to blurt out: "I jerk off to your Facebook pictures" or perhaps "I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on" How would you feel about that? How would you feel if this person wasn't your friend, and some acquaintance or even a stranger? Would that change things for you? Would you think to yourself "I ain't even mad about it tho"? Or would you freak the freak out and think that's gross to the max? Personally, I feel that a good amount of males would barely be able to keep their boners from exploding out of their pants at the thought, but I feel as though a good amount of females would have the opposite reaction. Lastly, feel free to express any masturbation confessions you have, if you feel so inclined, just for fun. I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net if its she and attractive I'd suggest to have sex with me. if she not attractive I'd ignore and dont care. but if its a HE... I might just kick him in the balls.. |
| please sell me the condom, mister I would like to fuck my sister! condoms really worth to keep I will fuck her very deep! could you be my condom keeper? so I could try to fuck her deeper! please think I m stupid but please dont think I m a troll. -------------------------------------------------------------- http://protpisaenglish.blogspot.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzn0J8cfrY |
| Say thank you. |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| I'd tell them that their taste is shitty. I'd also tell them that abstinence from masturbation gives rise to wizard-like powers -- food for thought. |
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| I'd politely thank them before walking the opposite direction. |
| I wouldn't care lol |
| I'd be fine with it. |
Immahnoob said: They say Jesus walked on water. People are made out of 79% water. I can walk on people. So I am 79% Jesus. Sourire said: I once fucked an apple pie. |
| "lol i'm glad you don't know me very well then" and then maybe feel flattered, that anyone's even thinking about me at any time. |
| Thinking about it now, I get flustered enough when someone tells me that I look good. I don't know how I'd handle this. ._. |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
| The thing is, whilst I wouldn't mind if I found out someone masturbated to me, and in it's own way being a compliment, there is one thing that is of slight issue. The fact they are telling me. I cannot think of a situation where someone would be telling me that and it'd be normal. If they tell me that, I'd think that they were either joking (or messing around or whatever), being incredibly blunt in the flirtation, or simply trying to intimidate me. It's not something you usually share with someone else unless you want something out of it. |
Infinite said: So what would be your response if you knew they wanted something out of it? |
| They would get punched. If you want to do that, fine. But keep it to yourself. |
| WHAT IS THIS |
| I would laugh and tell them im not going to try and stop them |
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| it happens all the time to me |
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KiraieAeterna said: Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar.it happens all the time to me |
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Mkayyy said: KiraieAeterna said: Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar.it happens all the time to me haha, I was joking-ish |
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KiraieAeterna said: You mean you were "lying-ish"Mkayyy said: Orly? Selfie, or you're a liar. haha, I was joking-ish OT: Some girl once did say it to me but I just thought it was a troll/joke, especially since there were others around. |
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| I wouldn't care and would probably say "Oh, that's cool" |
| O.O Th-Thank you? |
| How do you feel after telling me that? It's good to let it out. If you know what I mean :3 -Then we laugh because of my jokes- |
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| I'd probably say "Wanna see the real thing?." |
"I have been wielding a blade since before your were swimming around your father's scrotum." - Kurou |
| Say thanks, and blush anime style back? >.> |
  music is life... |
Meokii said: Used to it. Playing multiplayer games with a mic can get annoying sometimes. = v = Do people masturbate over the mic while playing games to you o_o |
| I wouldn't really care really..... |
 Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me  |
| Its cool i guess |
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Stay in yesterday 時を止めて |
| There's internet, with at least a million terabytes of porn and yet, you decide to masturbate to me? The fuck is wrong with you. That's what I'd think, but it won't ever happen so no probs |
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| I have honestly never been told that x'D It depeends, if it's someone I don't know then i would find it awkward but if it's someone I knew then I just wouldn't take them seriously. I'm not fappable ;I |
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| hey I'm 18 so like everyone here, I can participate in this discussion! hoooray! anyway I'd probably say: "what a coincidence! I jerk off to your pics too!" - in a jokingly way. What she says after that will determine if I'll get laid or not. |
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| so if it was a stranger I would probably be like ewwwwwwww wtf theres nothing that attractive about me they must have some weird fetish for ugly girls. If it was someone I knew that knew me I would might feel more flattered/embarrassed. |
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| Flattered |
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| I'd be flattered. But it also depends if the girl is hot or not. If she isn't hot, i'd feel creeped out but still kinda flattered. |
| I actually did get told this once. It was pretty creepy. It's not so much that I mind them doing it, I just think it's something you should keep to yourself. I don't really know what they expected to gain from telling me. |
| I'd be flattered I guess. Especially if she was pretty. =^-^= Hell, I may even ask her out since she had the ovaries to tell me she did that. Reminds of that scene from Kokoro Connect. Gotta love Inaba <3 |
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GoldenGuard said: I'd be flattered I guess. Especially if she was pretty. =^-^= Hell, I may even ask her out since she had the ovaries to tell me she did that. Reminds of that scene from Kokoro Connect. Gotta love Inaba <3 As for me, depends, If it was a woman I was attracted to, I'd probably laugh and then respond flirtatiously, something like: "I have a secret to tell you: I'm single and happy to assist" If not... I'd probably be creeped out |
| good thread |
| you cowards dont even smoke crack |
SPARTAN_119 said: Pretty much this.As for me, depends, If it was a woman I was attracted to, I'd probably laugh and then respond flirtatiously, something like: "I have a secret to tell you: I'm single and happy to assist" If not... I'd probably be creeped out |
| I have been told this before, weirdly I couldn't really decide if that person was being serious or not though so I sorta chuckled, gave half a shrug and walked away |
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| Look him up, then down, then back up again, repeat until he looks at me funny, look him straight in the eye, and say 'orly?' |
| あとはあなたが決めることよ |
I wouldn't take it too seriously and think to myself: |
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