| I know amongus jokes are dead but this one actually kinda taught me something. The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 °C or -460 °F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered. First found in 1995 by astronomers in Chile, we have since learned quite a bit about it. The Boomerang Nebula is a young planetary nebula which has reached such cold temperatures due to its unusually rapid expansion. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus? The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions. Follow for more updates on this developing story. |
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| I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks… I don’t know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I’m going through and support me on my journey! if you also wanna join his journey along with me then visit r/2Thug4You |
| In Poland is a very famous copypasta about Father the fisher (was making fun of 2nd episode of Slow Loop cause it literally was the manifestation of that pasta) luckily found in some forums the english translation of that pasta so enjoy: My father is a fishing fanatic. Half of the apartment filled with fucking fishing rods the worst. About once a month somebody steps into a hook or an anchor that's lying on the floor and it needs to be removed at the hospital because that shit is spiky at the edges. I've already had 10 such surgical interventions in my 22-year-old life. Last week I went for some random check-up, and the receptionist told me right away to take my shoe off xD because she thought that I had a hook stuck in my foot once again. The other half of the apartment is fucking stuffed with The Polish Fisherman, Fishing World, Super Carp xD etc. Every week my father takes a spin around town to collect all the fishing magazines. I was stupid enough to introduce him into the Internet, because I had thought that we would save a bit of money on the newspapers. But now, not only does he still buy them, but he also sits on some online forums for fishers and starts shitstorms with other fishers about the best baits etc. He sometimes yells into the screen, and he's even thrown the fucking keyboard out the window. Once he really pissed me off, so I created an account there and trolled him. I commented some random shit under his posts, such as "carps eat shiet". My mother could barely catch up with cooking up hunter's stew to soothe him. Oh yea, he already has a "CATFISH" rank on the forum, for having created 10K fucking posts. When it's warm, he goes fishing every weekend. For the last 5 years, I've been eating fish for dinner every Sunday, and my father always repeats some bullshit theories about eating this water trash. When I got accepted to college, he would not shut up for a whole fucking week that it's due to the fact that I eat a lot of fish, since they contain phosphorus and my brain functions better. Every Saturday, he and his buddy Mirek wake the whole family up at 4 o’clock in the morning. They make a lot of noise packing up their rods, making sandwiches etc. During meals he always talks about God-damn fish, and the conversations always trails off to the Polish Fishing Association. My father gets himself really angry and always gets butthurt "durr they don't replenish the lakes enough those fucking thieves hurr," he gets all red while saying that and walks away from the table cursing, and goes away to read the Great Encyclopedia of River Fish in order to calm down. This year he got himself an inflatable dinghy for Christmas. Of course he couldn't wait until the 25th; he unpacked it last night and pumped it up in our living room. He put on his entire fishing outfit and sat in the dinghy for the rest of the night, right in the middle of our apartment. He had dinner (carp) in it too [cool][bye] If they gave me access to all the fish in Poland, I'd fucking kill them all. On one of my birthdays, back in elementary or middle school, my father took me fishing as an exception. Great fucking present, bitch. We drove off way out of the fucking town. We're walking to the lake, and his eyes are already lighting up, and he's licking his lips all excited. He set up all of his equipment, we're sitting at the water and staring at the bobbers. After 5 minutes I got bored, so I turned on my discman. My father slapped me across the fucking head with his rod and said that the fish hear music coming out of my headphones, get scared and leave. Whenever I wanted to scratch my ass, he would "scream-whisper" at me not to fidget, because I'm causing a rustle, the fish see me move and swim away. I had to sit there motionless for 6 hours, as if I were at fucking Guantanamo, and stare at the water. My birthday is in November, so it was also cold as fuck. At one point, my father got up, walked away several feet into the woods, and ripped a fart. He explained to me that he had to do it in the woods because the fish can hear and smell it. I once mentioned that my father has a buddy, Mirek, and that they go fishing together. Back in the days, my father's fishing mate was hehe Zbyszek. A ball-shaped individual with a moustache, dressed in a BOMBER jacket 365 days in the year. He and my father were almost like brothers, him and his wife Bozena would come over our house on Christmas etc. Once, on my father's birthday, Zbyszek came over for some hehe vodka. They got wasted as fuck and, of course, they wouldn't stop talking about fishing. I was sitting in my room. All of a sudden they started yelling at each other about what is generally better: pike or catfish. "DON'T YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF ZBYSZEK, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PIKE'S TEETH? OM NOM NOM AND YOUR FUCKING ARM IS GONE" "HOLY SHIT TADEK, POLISH CATFISH WEIGH 180 LBS, YOUR PIKES CAN FUCKING SUCK THEM OFF" "YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATFISH MEANWHILE YOU CAN BARELY PULL A FUCKING BLEAK OUT OF THE WATER. A PIKE IS THE KING OF WATER, LIKE A LION LIKE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE." And they started fucking wrestling on the living room carpet, and my mother and I had to separate them. They've completely stopped talking ever since. Last year Zbyszek's wife called to tell us that Zbyszek has kicked the bucket and she's inviting us to the funeral. My mother picked up, gave her our condolences, put the phone down and told my father. And he said: "Very fucking well" That's how much he hated him for that catfish. I have also mentioned my father’s archenemy, the Polish Fishing Association. It’s become completely obsessed with it, for example when somebody on television is talking about an earthquake somewhere, he starts mumbling under his breath that instead they should talk about those motherfuckers from the PFA. He also stopped reading non-fishing newspapers because he got butthurt that they aren’t talking about the PFA and their scandals. The chairman of our local PFA office is a guy called Adam. To my father he’s the incarnation of all the evil that has been inflicted upon all the Polish reservoirs by the Association, and my father waged a war against him for many years. Once he went to some fishing meeting where Adam was giving a talk and my father came back home with a ripped-up shirt because they were removing him from the room by force, that’s how apeshit he went. After being physically defeated by the PFA, my father began a partisan struggle over the Internet, which included badmouthing the Association and Adam himself on local newspapers’ discussion groups. He was saying some bullshit about Adam being a member of the Communist Security Bureau, or that he had seen him in the street vandalizing somebody’s car with a nail etc. I had not taught my father into TOR, so he got busted by the cops and had to pay Adam a 2000zl reparation for slander. It was impossible to survive at my house for an entire week, my father was bitching about the corrupt court system, the PFA, Adam, and the whole world in general. According to his bullshit theories, the PFA ran the entire country as if they were the Masonic Order, it pulled the strings everywhere and everybody had their back. He was also converting the 2000 into rods, fishhooks and dinghies, and he kept getting butthurt about how much vanilla bait he could get with that (a few hundred pounds). Sometime last year he came to a conclusion that he really has to have a fishing boat because renting one out is too expensive and everybody is trying to cheat him out. “son, you catch really big ones out in the water! That’s what it’s about!” But he couldn’t afford it and he had nowhere to keep it and he’s not a hehe loser who would pay for storage space. So he made a deal with some fishers from the area that they will pool in and buy a boat, it’ll be staying at some guy’s who has a house and not an apartment like us, on a trailer at a driveway, and they’ll be sharing the boat or they’ll be going fishing together. At first the cooperative was going well, but one weekend my father got sick and couldn’t go with them and he got extremely butthurt. Those buddies of his were calling to say that the fish are getting baited like morons, so he was just lying on the couch, all angry, red and wheezing. What made the situation worse was that he had nobody to blame for this situation, which is what he would always do. Finally he came to a conclusion that it isn’t fair that they are fishing without him because everybody paid an equal share of the boat’s price, and on Sunday night, when those guys had returned from their trip, he suddenly left the house. He came back after an hour and said that I have to help him with something in front of the house. I went outside and I saw our car and, attached to it, the trailer with the boat on top xD I ask him where he got it, and he said that he fucking stole it from some guy’s house because they cheated him out, and he told me to grab the boat because we’ll carry it into our apartment XD It was no use to explain that it’ll take up the entire living room. Fortunately the boat didn’t fit into the building’s door so my father decided that he’ll leave it in front of the building. Using some chains that we had found on the boat and my combination lock he chained it to the lamp post and he wanted to go home all happy, but then he saw 2 cars full of fishers co-owners, who had figured out where their property could be xD It all turned into a huge mess, the fishers were yelling why did he take the boat and that he has to return it, and my father was screaming that they cheated him out and that he chipped in 500zl yet he didn’t go fishing this week. I was trying to calm the situation down so that he doesn’t get beat the fuck up, because that was close. After several minutes, the situation looked like this: -My father is lying on the floor, tightly embracing the boat and screaming that he won’t give it back; -The fishers are screaming at him to give it back; -One of them has gotten his nose broken because he had grabbed my father’s leg in an attempt to pull him away from the boat and got kicked with the other leg; -Two police officers are pulling my father’s legs and saying that they have to take him to the station because he’s injured someone; -The neighbors all around are looking out their windows; -My mother is crying and begging my father to let go of the boat and the officers not to arrest him; -Me sadfrog.jpg Finally, the officers pulled him away from the boat. I gave the fishers the code to my lock and they took the boat, beforehand throwing him 500zl and saying that he has no more rights to the boat and that it would be better for him if he doesn’t run into them while fishing. My mother bargained out of the officers not to arrest my father. The guy who received a kick in the face said that he doesn’t want to go to the fucking police station and he doesn’t give a shit, and he doesn’t want to see my father ever again. My father still starts shitstorms on fishing discussion pages, because they had opened a new thread in which they warned people from making any deals with him. I was observing the thread and I saw that he had created obviously fake accounts. “Steven54” “Number of posts: 1” “This thread has been created by some idiots! I have known the user “OPs-father” for a while and he’s a very trustworthy person and a great fisher! They want to destroy his reputation because they’re jealous of the fish he’s caught!” Later on he used those accounts to harass his former boat co-owners. Whenever one of them would create a new thread, my father would fucking go and say that, for example, he catches shitty fish and it’s easy to tell that he sucks at fishing xD Using these fake accounts he would comment on his own threads, and when he would post pictures of the fish he had caught, he’d write to himself “Ohhh, congratulations! I can tell you’re an experienced fisher!” And he’d celebrate and later show it to my mother for her to see how they’re praising him on the discussion group. |
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| big smoke order cause it sounds tempting to binge eat junk food. |
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| The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. |
sewerslider said: while my hours lurking in 4chan threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. The most unrealistic part of this fantasy. |
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| I want to fuck F-35 chan so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the Lockmart headquarters I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of F-35 chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with F-35 chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of F-35 Chan’s tight internal weapons bay. I want her to have my mutant human/5th gen multirole fighter babies. Fuck, the fucking 121st Fighter Squadron caught me with their F-16. I'd dressed it in radar absorbing material and went to fucking town. They've set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I'm worried they're gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see F-35s again. |
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| I was told to leave no stone unturned and take a leaf out of someone's book if i have to, in order to find them... I get the "Leave no stone unturned part". I totaly get it. I mean, you have to turn over stones to find stuff. But what the hell does it meant to take a leaf out of someone's book?! What's a leaf doing inside a book?! Damn it! What's that supposed to mean?! Why the hell is there a leaf in a book?! You think I'm stupid?! Damn it! You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES! |
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| I am 13 years old, and I am different from the spawn of my generation. I am not out with boys, or shopping. No, I am listening to beautiful music that is not about sex, money, drugs, and is not foiled by foul language. Vocaloids are much better than that low-life of what people these days call music. I am happy to be here, lying in my bed singing along in a different language, cuddling my Sebastian Black Butler plushie while I calmly look around my room at all of my otaku stuff. I differ. |
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| My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. |
| Once I was moving into a new house and when I met my neighbor he said he was a professor of logic. I asked him what that meant and he told me "ill give you an example... you are a straight man." i said "hey youre right, howd you know that" he answered "well when you were moving into this big house I noticed among your things was a womans wardrobe, kids toys, and a dog house. And those tend to be much more often than not a sign that a man started a family and had kids. which much more often than not means that he has settled down with a woman and therefor its extremely likely that you are straight." and i said "well i'll be damned, thats incredibly impressive." he said "you should come down to the college I teach at and check it out tomorrow" i said "that sounds great, ill see you then.".... so the next day I'm at a bus stop to go there and I start talking to a guy at the bus stop and I begin explaining to him about where I'm going and that my new neighbor was a professor of logic... he asked me what is a professor of logic? so I said to him, "well i'll give you an example... do you have a dog house?" and he said "no." and I replied "Oh I see, so you're one of those gays then." |
| I have only read Ted the Caver. I checked just now and the original blog (and AngelFire, apparently) is still up. https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html |
 ใใใจใใซ ๅใใจๆใธ ๅฑฑๆก ่ฑใใๅคใซ ็ฅใไบบใใชใ. On a mountain slope, Solitary, uncompanioned, Stands a cherry tree. Except for you, lonely friend, To others I am unknown. |
| When you say 'Linux' instead of 'GNU/Linux' |
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| just bumping this lmao: banned bc hey sisters ๐คช๐ so i wrote an essay ๐๐ on why โ sasuke ๐ง is sus gae ๐ฉ๐ฉ i find it impossible โ to accept that sasuke ๐คทโ๏ธ kissed ๐ a boy ๐ฆ and his name is sus gae???!! ๐๐๐คก i believe kishimoto planned โ it exactly this way ๐ for naruto ๐ฆ and sus gae ๐ค๐ค to be GAE ๐๐ for each other ๐ณ๐ณ as we can see ๐ throughout the series ๐ฅ sus gae has not โ expressed any interest in girls ๐ง๐คข also, sus gae ๐ฅต has been seen ๐ kissing naruto ๐ฆ not once, but TWICE ๐ฉ๐ฉ i understand ๐ it's NO HOMO ๐ก๐ก the first time 1๏ธโฃ but the second time ?? ๐ค๐ค๐คจ๐คจ sus gae be obsessed ๐ค with naruto ๐ณ๐ณ and said he wants him ๐ค to fight ๐ him ๐ฅต๐ฅต wdym what kind of fight tho ๐คจ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ naruto ๐ฆ also realized ๐ฅ that sakura ๐ฎ is useless ๐๐ and sus gae ๐คช is the way to go ๐๐ SISTA PREACHHH ๐ค๐คโจโจ i also want to express ๐ that sus gae ๐ญ is a bottom ๐ฝ CONFIRMED??? ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ he didn't say he wanted to fight ๐ค๐ค naruto ๐คทโ๏ธ he said he wanted ๐ฅต naruto ๐ to fight ๐คจ him ๐๐ that means he wants ๐ naruto ๐ฆ to go on top ๐ of him ๐ญ and ๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ i also think orochimaru ๐ was grooming ๐ก๐ก sus gae to convert him ๐ง from the gae ๐ณ๐ the same way he stopped โ himself ๐ฅ from loving ๐๐ jiraiya ๐ฉ๐ฉ he thought ๐ค that gae ๐ฆ is haram ๐ฅบ and that sus gae ๐ค wouldn't be able to get strong ๐ช if he kept letting himself ๐ณ get railed ๐ฆ๐ฆ by some massive thig ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คทโ๏ธ but sus gae ๐ค managed to break out ๐ of that prison ๐ค๐ค and got reunited ๐ฌ๐ฌ once again ๐ฅต with his beloved ๐ป naruto-kun ๐๐ SO KAWAIIIII1!1!!!11 don't you think ?? โ๐ฉ then in boruto ๐ฅ i think boruto and sarada ๐ are naruto and sus gae's love children ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ and himawari was adopted ๐ so that means ๐ญ even after getting married ๐ฐ๐ to women ๐ง to appease society ๐๐ก they still loved ๐๐ each other ๐ and each other only ๐ญ๐ but does that mean boruto ๐ and sarada ๐ค and siblings?? ๐ณ๐ณ wincest ๐๐ ๐ณ๐ถ๐ banned bc hey sisters ๐คช๐ so i wrote an essay ๐๐ on why โ sasuke ๐ง is sus gae ๐ฉ๐ฉ i find it impossible โ to accept that sasuke ๐คทโ๏ธ kissed ๐ a boy ๐ฆ and his name is sus gae???!! ๐๐๐คก i believe kishimoto planned โ it exactly this way ๐ for naruto ๐ฆ and sus gae ๐ค๐ค to be GAE ๐๐ for each other ๐ณ๐ณ as we can see ๐ throughout the series ๐ฅ sus gae has not โ expressed any interest in girls ๐ง๐คข also, sus gae ๐ฅต has been seen ๐ kissing naruto ๐ฆ not once, but TWICE ๐ฉ๐ฉ i understand ๐ it's NO HOMO ๐ก๐ก the first time 1๏ธโฃ but the second time ?? ๐ค๐ค๐คจ๐คจ sus gae be obsessed ๐ค with naruto ๐ณ๐ณ and said he wants him ๐ค to fight ๐ him ๐ฅต๐ฅต wdym what kind of fight tho ๐คจ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ naruto ๐ฆ also realized ๐ฅ that sakura ๐ฎ is useless ๐๐ and sus gae ๐คช is the way to go ๐๐ SISTA PREACHHH ๐ค๐คโจโจ i also want to express ๐ that sus gae ๐ญ is a bottom ๐ฝ CONFIRMED??? ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ he didn't say he wanted to fight ๐ค๐ค naruto ๐คทโ๏ธ he said he wanted ๐ฅต naruto ๐ to fight ๐คจ him ๐๐ that means he wants ๐ naruto ๐ฆ to go on top ๐ of him ๐ญ and ๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ i also think orochimaru ๐ was grooming ๐ก๐ก sus gae to convert him ๐ง from the gae ๐ณ๐ the same way he stopped โ himself ๐ฅ from loving ๐๐ jiraiya ๐ฉ๐ฉ he thought ๐ค that gae ๐ฆ is haram ๐ฅบ and that sus gae ๐ค wouldn't be able to get strong ๐ช if he kept letting himself ๐ณ get railed ๐ฆ๐ฆ by some massive thig ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คทโ๏ธ but sus gae ๐ค managed to break out ๐ of that prison ๐ค๐ค and got reunited ๐ฌ๐ฌ once again ๐ฅต with his beloved ๐ป naruto-kun ๐๐ SO KAWAIIIII1!1!!!11 don't you think ?? โ๐ฉ then in boruto ๐ฅ i think boruto and sarada ๐ are naruto and sus gae's love children ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ and himawari was adopted ๐ so that means ๐ญ even after getting married ๐ฐ๐ to women ๐ง to appease society ๐๐ก they still loved ๐๐ each other ๐ and each other only ๐ญ๐ but does that mean boruto ๐ and sarada ๐ค and siblings?? ๐ณ๐ณ wincest ๐๐ ๐ณ๐ถ๐ /fg |
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| Pessi, penaldo.. LeMickey, Jorfraud etc.. All of them are Sports related.. |
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| Today I lost my virginity. When I pulled my pants down, I realized my penis was too small and I was ashamed. However, the girl told me that everything was ok, Manchester City was even smaller, and that's when I knew she was the woman of my life. I parked my car in front of Stockport station . When I got back I noticed something on my windscreen. I picked it up and fell to my knees sobbing when I saw what it was. Someone walking asked "Parking ticket?" "Even worse", I replied, "tickets to Manchester City games" I booked a woman in Amsterdam to show me some love. When I was done after 3 minutes she rolled over and looked at me and said ‘how do you wanna pay for this love, cash, credit card, PayPal, or your tv rights for the next 25 years?’ I smiled and said ‘the Barcelona package please’ I grew up in a Portuguese village as a kid and my father told me stories about the great Cristopher Penalddus, this man discovered a new countries at a freighting pace making him the greatest discoverer ever. Every Sunday i and my family go to shoot penalties in honour of his name. I became the first person from my country to participate in Tour de France. While I was cycling through the farms of Rennes, Pionel Pessi, the bottler, appeared out of nowhere and stole my water bottle. I lost the race because of dehydration. Shame on farmer Pessi.. I was making fried chicken the other day only to discover that I had no more oil left. I turned around to see a bald man running away with my oil! After catching up to him I found out it was PEP FRAUDIOILA. He said “Please I just need more oil to win the UCL”. Shame on you LeFraudiola |
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| The vaporeon one. A crackhead wrote it. |
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| The "Shit was so cash" copypasta is a classic |
| Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate. Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.  |
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| This fucking meme right here is one of my favorite shitposts that is constantly posted on /mu/. It's been posted over and over and over again for years on end.  Here's a close up of the image.  https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/image/XMqSsrwRju92vr8RLqMAhg/ Basically the joke is that someone is pretending to get offended by this seemingly mundane quote from Steve Albini, who is a known edgelord in music. |
SmugSatoko said: I was about to post this but you beat me to it. Honestly best one of all time aside from Bee movie What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. |
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spaceslut said: I was about to post this but you beat me to it. Honestly best one of all time aside from Bee movie Fun fact: the original was a military guy posting it as a joke (to other military guys) on a military forum. |
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| I saw [celebrity] at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. |
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| It was my birthday. My friends decided to throw a party for me. When I got home,I noticed my door was missing. My friends said they put balloons on the door to decorate,when suddenly Penaldo came & stole my ballon decorated door! He thought it was a Balon D'or and said he needed it to catch up to Messi.. |
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| ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders |
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