KyuuA4A said: aww hell. If you want some fun, describe the perfect woman, while you're at it. >:D  |
SnoppdrakenSep 19, 2009 1:36 PM
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Sonofjohn said: aggra-aggra said: Too fatMe Actually I've lived in a cave in the wilderness for all 7 years of my life and I'm severely emaciated from eating nothing but bugs and mold |
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aggra-aggra said: Sonofjohn said: aggra-aggra said: Too fatMe Actually I've lived in a cave in the wilderness for all 7 years of my life and I'm severely emaciated from eating nothing but bugs and mold Then, that makes you skinnier than Paris Hilton |
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Sonofjohn said: Liar, the bears fattened you up to be their bitch. I wish, that would mean I've actually ever had contact with something warm-blooded and even a mammal KyuuA4 said: Then, that makes you skinnier than Paris Hilton A strict diet of insects and filth > A diet strict of semen |
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| The perfect person is somone who loves you. By love I mean willing to not put up obstacles and barriers of anykind and lead a healthy life. or Anyone traped in my quite room. |
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Drunk_Samurai said: KyuuA4 said: Drunk_Samurai said: Lukasdesu said: 16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition. perfect female B.J Penn perfect male Upbeat emo? An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD I don't think an oxymoron can be perfect. :P its the perfect combination! and along with some other traits - perfect person! |
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Lukasdesu said: Drunk_Samurai said: KyuuA4 said: Drunk_Samurai said: Lukasdesu said: 16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition. perfect female B.J Penn perfect male Upbeat emo? An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD I don't think an oxymoron can be perfect. :P its the perfect combination! and along with some other traits - perfect person! That was the point. There's no such thing as an upbeat emo. It would be an oxymoron. |
| Perfect man- Non-alcoholic, hates sports, does what I tell him to, and has a re-sizable dick which I can control and maneuver with my voice. Hates anal sex but is pansexual. Androgynous appearance (so I can make him cross-dress.) Perhaps a removable vagina and tits. |
xXmatsumiyaXxSep 19, 2009 8:48 PM
blahrghhfhdfg said: man blahrghhfhdfg said: does what I tell him to Computation error |
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Sick_Bastard said: Jesus Christ. /thread No...cause...with the slightest faith in equality and omnipotence comes bisexuality. |
Sonofjohn said: Sick_Bastard said: I wouldn't mind sucking some Jesus dick.Jesus Christ. /thread do you think it glows? |
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Sonofjohn said: mightykid218 said: No, it's just incredibly hairy.do you think it glows? fuck that. that shit ain't holy. |
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Sonofjohn said: mightykid218 said: No, it's just incredibly hairy.do you think it glows? And he spurts wine. Very cheap, church wine, I might add. |
blahrghhfhdfg said: Perfect man- Non-alcoholic, hates sports, does what I tell him to, and has a re-sizable dick which I can control and maneuver with my voice. Hates anal sex but is pansexual. Androgynous appearance (so I can make him cross-dress.) Perhaps a removable vagina and tits. Something like this? |
NikoliSep 20, 2009 1:27 PM
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blahrghhfhdfg said: No he wouldn't look like tinypicTM THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED not at all. i think your names shannon. i went to hs with you, and you always described a man like this when explaining what you wanted in a boyfriend. |
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| There is no perfect person. However, a sense of humour is the most desireable. |
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| Looks-wise? Brown hair w/ brown eyes or black hair w/ blue eyes. Or any selection of unnatural hair colors. Especially blue. Some freckles would look nice. Personality-wise? Someone who's very free-spirited. Not afraid to do things that most people would find weird, and who most people would describe as a bit 'crazy'. EDIT: Oh yah, must love xkcd. |
TheLlamaSep 20, 2009 6:33 AM
| A host, but then I'm the only costumer ever... *shine* Naah, eh, I don't wish for a perfect person, I'd just feel horrible imperfect when I walk beside him.. Mmm, a decent amount of intelligence is a pre though, and I do have a mild fetish for guys with longer hair than me. :] |
blahrghhfhdfg said: No he wouldn't look like tinypicTM THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED not at all. Should work now...stupid tiny pic.....it has a removable vagina and breasts just like you asked :) |
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Drunk_Samurai said: Lukasdesu said: Drunk_Samurai said: KyuuA4 said: Drunk_Samurai said: Lukasdesu said: 16 y/o, small frame, flat chested, emo, upbeat and cute beyond recognition. perfect female B.J Penn perfect male Upbeat emo? An odd combination like that - has to be - perfect to that person. XD I don't think an oxymoron can be perfect. :P its the perfect combination! and along with some other traits - perfect person! That was the point. There's no such thing as an upbeat emo. It would be an oxymoron. dont lie |
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| It would require everyone on this planet (with the exception of that specific person) to have exactly the same likings, dislikes and opinions, and one person to apply to that in a positive manner. Only then one would be a perfect person. |
Chavez said: Or the person in question could be so terrifyingly powerful that everyone else bowed before him and adopted whatever likes and opinions he had.It would require everyone on this planet (with the exception of that specific person) to have exactly the same likings, dislikes and opinions, and one person to apply to that in a positive manner. Only then one would be a perfect person. |
Baman said: Chavez said: Or the person in question could be so terrifyingly powerful that everyone else bowed before him and adopted whatever likes and opinions he had.It would require everyone on this planet (with the exception of that specific person) to have exactly the same likings, dislikes and opinions, and one person to apply to that in a positive manner. Only then one would be a perfect person. Although I did like him for the time being, Brolly is not the perfect person in my opinion. Then again, he's fictional. If he were real, the entire universe would be forced to like him (not that he would spare any living creature anyways). |
Nikoli said: blahrghhfhdfg said: No he wouldn't look like tinypicTM THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED not at all. Should work now...stupid tiny pic.....it has a removable vagina and breasts just like you asked :) That's hot. But where's his dick? |
blahrghhfhdfg said: blahrghhfhdfg said: has a re-sizable dick which I can control and maneuver with my voice That's hot. But where's his dick? Need to speak up and a dildo comes out of his removable Vag (like the dick girls in some hentai) |
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Chavez said: Baman said: Chavez said: Or the person in question could be so terrifyingly powerful that everyone else bowed before him and adopted whatever likes and opinions he had.It would require everyone on this planet (with the exception of that specific person) to have exactly the same likings, dislikes and opinions, and one person to apply to that in a positive manner. Only then one would be a perfect person. Although I did like him for the time being, Brolly is not the perfect person in my opinion. Then again, he's fictional. If he were real, the entire universe would be forced to like him (not that he would spare any living creature anyways). oh god brolly is sex....i mean oh forget it. |
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Nikoli said: blahrghhfhdfg said: blahrghhfhdfg said: has a re-sizable dick which I can control and maneuver with my voice That's hot. But where's his dick? Need to speak up and a dildo comes out of his removable Vag (like the dick girls in some hentai) I loled. |
Nikoli said: Need to speak up and a dildo comes out of his removable Vag (like the dick girls in some hentai) Then he wouldn't be a guy anymore, would he? |
blahrghhfhdfg said: Nikoli said: Need to speak up and a dildo comes out of his removable Vag (like the dick girls in some hentai) Then he wouldn't be a guy anymore, would he? Of course he would.... the dick girl thing was just to give a mental image of what it might look like, right now he has a microscopic penis and a removable vag, when you use your voice command on his dick and state the size *BAM* micro dick turns into hung like a horse dick (or whatever size you prefer). You can remove the vag or keep it in...your choice :) |
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| a person has good sense of humor, courage, optimistic, and has a small soft side. |
KyuuA4 said: What is the Perfect Person? Go ahead. Use your imaginations - anything you know - whatever. Describe the Perfect Person. Let's see what this forum can come up with. Aww hell. If you want some fun, describe the perfect woman, while you're at it. >:D I do not know about a perfect person but I think the perfect woman would be a woman who is not only hot but shares the same taste for food,tv shows, anime and shares the same beliefs as I. But perfect can sometimes be boring. |
Nikoli said: Of course he would.... the dick girl thing was just to give a mental image of what it might look like, right now he has a microscopic penis and a removable vag, when you use your voice command on his dick and state the size *BAM* micro dick turns into hung like a horse dick (or whatever size you prefer). You can remove the vag or keep it in...your choice :) I see. Yep, there's my man. |
| for a friend - someone that can have your back, but not be overly dramatic and cause drama. likes to have a lot of fun. can understand you to the point, where even if you don't say anything, they can tell others what your going through. if i will be honest someone that i can consider good looking or at least stylish, although that sounds very shallow :x for a gf - cute looking. someone that gives me attention, but not too much so i feel smothered, and can have my own space. can compliment my personality-- i think i'm very mellow and maybe not that affectionate ..so i guess someone that is upbeat and affectionate |
| Jessica Alba...Is the best way to describ a perfect person. JESSICA ALBA BITCHES!!! |
| perfect person? hmm... me jk :P kind hearted ( rare to find in this day and age ) |
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