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Jul 30, 2014 3:01 PM

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I think that I would destroy it. But maybe the consequences would be really bad for me haha.
Jul 31, 2014 12:21 PM

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I would use it to kill a few politicians, my younger brother's school bullies and their parents, people who often post stupid stuff and spam on facebook, bullfighters, thieves, woman and children beaters, terrorists...

...and other scum who live here on planet earth.
"Ouvis? Falai vós cortês! Vós, fidalgo, cuidareis que estais na vossa pousada? Dar-vos-ei tanta pancada com um remo que renegueis!" Auto da Barca do Inferno, Gil Vicente

Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
Cultivo a paz pela subsistência da existência deste universo onde resido.
Se estás a um passo do abismo pensa bem,
Não queiras para os outros o que não queres para ti também.
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Jul 31, 2014 12:24 PM

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Fabio-s said:
I would use it to kill a few politicians, my younger brother's school bullies and their parents, people who often post stupid stuff and spam on facebook, bullfighters, thieves, woman and children beaters, terrorists...

...and other scum who live here on planet earth.


Is your name 'Light' by any chance?
There is no such thing as shit taste. Only idiots who think everyone should have the same taste as they do.
Jul 31, 2014 12:25 PM

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The very first thing I'll do is buy potato chips. That's VERY IMPORTANT.
Jul 31, 2014 12:38 PM

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kuuderes_shadow said:
Fabio-s said:
I would use it to kill a few politicians, my younger brother's school bullies and their parents, people who often post stupid stuff and spam on facebook, bullfighters, thieves, woman and children beaters, terrorists...

...and other scum who live here on planet earth.


Is your name 'Light' by any chance?


It's funny because me and Light share almost the same principles. I have a very comphreensive list of people who need to disappear for the sake of innocents. Acting like god wouldn't be something I'd like to do for pleasure or selfishness, but if that responsability was handed to me... This world would be a better place.
"Ouvis? Falai vós cortês! Vós, fidalgo, cuidareis que estais na vossa pousada? Dar-vos-ei tanta pancada com um remo que renegueis!" Auto da Barca do Inferno, Gil Vicente

Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
Cultivo a paz pela subsistência da existência deste universo onde resido.
Se estás a um passo do abismo pensa bem,
Não queiras para os outros o que não queres para ti também.
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Jul 31, 2014 12:40 PM

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Fabio-s said:
kuuderes_shadow said:


Is your name 'Light' by any chance?


It's funny because me and Light share almost the same principles. I have a very comphreensive list of people who need to disappear for the sake of innocents. Acting like god wouldn't be something I'd like to do for pleasure or selfishness, but if that responsability was handed to me... This world would be a better place.


What rectifies "innocence" past not being broken during the impressionable stage of your adolescence? Would you kill all the adults, because innocence is robbed when reality sets in?

Good luck with that one.
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
YandereTheEmo said:
The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Jul 31, 2014 12:54 PM

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YandereTheEmo said:
Fabio-s said:


It's funny because me and Light share almost the same principles. I have a very comphreensive list of people who need to disappear for the sake of innocents. Acting like god wouldn't be something I'd like to do for pleasure or selfishness, but if that responsability was handed to me... This world would be a better place.


What rectifies "innocence" past not being broken during the impressionable stage of your adolescence? Would you kill all the adults, because innocence is robbed when reality sets in?

Good luck with that one.


One would need a strict moral compass and sense of justice to carry the task of executing the guilty and defending the innocent. I'd act as a moderator.

By innocents I mean those who did not commit a serious crime. Everyone is responsible for their actions after a certain age of course, that is basic.
"Ouvis? Falai vós cortês! Vós, fidalgo, cuidareis que estais na vossa pousada? Dar-vos-ei tanta pancada com um remo que renegueis!" Auto da Barca do Inferno, Gil Vicente

Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
Cultivo a paz pela subsistência da existência deste universo onde resido.
Se estás a um passo do abismo pensa bem,
Não queiras para os outros o que não queres para ti também.
Sala 101 - Dealema
Jul 31, 2014 12:58 PM

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Fabio-s said:
YandereTheEmo said:


What rectifies "innocence" past not being broken during the impressionable stage of your adolescence? Would you kill all the adults, because innocence is robbed when reality sets in?

Good luck with that one.


One would need a strict moral compass and sense of justice to carry the task of executing the guilty and defending the innocent. I'd act as a moderator.

By innocents I mean those who did not commit a serious crime. Everyone is responsible for their actions after a certain age of course, that is basic.


But what's the purpose if any pseudo-reputable humans left after said point either rebel, kill themselves, or commit heinous crimes because of their fear/loathing for the person who ruined the moral balance of their normal world?

People sin, people fight, people die, it's just a part of life.
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
YandereTheEmo said:
The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Jul 31, 2014 1:17 PM

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YandereTheEmo said:
People sin, people fight, people die, it's just a part of life.


Yes.
"Ouvis? Falai vós cortês! Vós, fidalgo, cuidareis que estais na vossa pousada? Dar-vos-ei tanta pancada com um remo que renegueis!" Auto da Barca do Inferno, Gil Vicente

Ignorância gera violência, nela nunca procurei abrigo
Cultivo a paz pela subsistência da existência deste universo onde resido.
Se estás a um passo do abismo pensa bem,
Não queiras para os outros o que não queres para ti também.
Sala 101 - Dealema
Jul 31, 2014 1:24 PM

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If I knew what it was and was aware of all the rules I would become the god of the new world.
I've been here way too long...
Jul 31, 2014 2:39 PM

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I think the Death Note could really help with getting rid of some yaoi fangirls (not like the world needed them anyway).
Jul 31, 2014 2:42 PM

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Give it to a child and see what they do with it.
Jul 31, 2014 2:44 PM

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Pickle-Pete said:
Give it to a child and see what they do with it.
Jul 31, 2014 3:07 PM

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Pickle-Pete said:
Give it to a child and see what they do with it.


My 9 year old brother knows about Death Note...I wonder what he would do with it O.o
Aug 4, 2014 12:19 PM

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Store it for later, first I have to eat potato chips in a dramatic way.
Aug 4, 2014 1:19 PM

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I'd probably burn it.
Aug 4, 2014 2:35 PM

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I'd use it to kill people who make pointless threads on MAL.
Aug 4, 2014 2:37 PM

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fst said:
I'd use it to kill people who make pointless threads on MAL.


Or all the disgusting filth getting off to drawings.
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
YandereTheEmo said:
The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Aug 4, 2014 5:49 PM

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Justin Bieber.

Aug 4, 2014 5:52 PM

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Write myself in it as penance for even contemplating such a crass article of cosplay fashion.
Aug 4, 2014 5:56 PM

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Saburo-kun said:
Justin Bieber.


Get in line.
Aug 4, 2014 5:59 PM
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Become a hitman
Aug 5, 2014 2:32 AM

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I would pick it up just for the sake of having it.

As a plus, it would prove handy if someone was being enough of a pain in the ass.
Aug 5, 2014 3:03 PM
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Probably be like Light but kill off hardcore criminals and avoid touching people I know, make a nice difference to the world
Aug 5, 2014 3:23 PM

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hmmm....some names that come to mind...
Miley Cyrus
Jay Z
Wiz Khalifa
Eiichiro Oda
Yoji Kuri
Bow Ditama
Michael Bay
Adam Sandler
Aug 5, 2014 3:29 PM

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I'd take it and keep it with me forever, to keep it safe from others and to kill the people that... I do not approve of having the gift of life.
Aug 5, 2014 3:44 PM

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Kill most politicians in my country.
Aug 5, 2014 3:56 PM

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SamuelLJackson said:
hmmm....some names that come to mind...
Miley Cyrus
Jay Z
Wiz Khalifa
Eiichiro Oda
Yoji Kuri
Bow Ditama
Michael Bay
Adam Sandler


Lol troll post.
Aug 5, 2014 4:09 PM

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Drunk_Samurai said:
SamuelLJackson said:
hmmm....some names that come to mind...
Miley Cyrus
Jay Z
Wiz Khalifa
Eiichiro Oda
Yoji Kuri
Bow Ditama
Michael Bay
Adam Sandler


Lol troll post.


I'd be willing to kill a few of them. Short of Yoju Kuri.
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
YandereTheEmo said:
The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Aug 5, 2014 5:10 PM

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YandereTheEmo said:
Drunk_Samurai said:


Lol troll post.


I'd be willing to kill a few of them. Short of Yoju Kuri.

There is no reason for Kuri to be alive while Satoshi Kon is dead, and now he's about to outlive Studio Ghibli.
Aug 5, 2014 5:21 PM

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SamuelLJackson said:
hmmm....some names that come to mind...
Miley Cyrus
Jay Z
Wiz Khalifa
Eiichiro Oda
Yoji Kuri
Bow Ditama
Michael Bay
Adam Sandler

Entire Jersey shore crew.
Aug 5, 2014 5:21 PM

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SamuelLJackson said:
hmmm....some names that come to mind...
Miley Cyrus
Jay Z
Wiz Khalifa
Eiichiro Oda
Yoji Kuri
Bow Ditama
Michael Bay
Adam Sandler


Aug 5, 2014 5:26 PM

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SamuelLJackson said:

Eiichiro Oda


A god can't die.
Aug 5, 2014 5:27 PM

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DmonHiro said:
Kill most politicians in my country.


Do my country too.

Actually, just my province please.
Aug 5, 2014 5:34 PM

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I would did that light, but I wouldn't lose.
Aug 5, 2014 5:46 PM

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Bye bye corrupt politicians
Aug 5, 2014 6:13 PM

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OP, y u do dis?
Aug 6, 2014 4:00 AM

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be careful for people whom i hate,,lol
Aug 6, 2014 4:02 AM
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I would definitely take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Aug 6, 2014 4:23 AM
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I would write, This death note belongs to: my name.
Aug 7, 2014 11:29 PM

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Pick it up with a towel so I dont touch it, then, wearing gloves and body suit, cut it up into tiny squares, set up a fan on top of a hotel and blow squares of Death Note onto people below, spreading it out as much as possible. Then go home and laugh thinking about how many people I sent to a place worse than hell. And then every time someone touches a piece in the future, they will get infected too. Move house to somewhere preferably a few oceans away. Build moat around airtight house to prevent stray scraps of Death Note coming in. Live peacefully for rest of life.

Take a pouch containing a few squares of Death Note when I die. In Hell, visit the devil and banish him to 'Nothingness'. Be sent to heaven along with the residents of Hell as there is nowhere left for wandering spirits to go. Be happy and act innocent :3
if you run you get faster to your location


have a nice day
- FALL3RE
Aug 7, 2014 11:34 PM

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Shallowly write down all the names of people I hate like a very shallow side character.
Aug 8, 2014 2:49 AM

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Write down things such as war,death,hunger, poverty,corruption stuff of that nature. I wouldn't feel sorry for them one bit once they get wiped off the face of the Earth.
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I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.




http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Aug 8, 2014 7:01 AM

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burn it right away without touching
"You cannot make the cold colder and the dark darker"
Aug 8, 2014 7:05 AM

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rinrei said:
Shallowly write down all the names of people I hate like a very shallow side character.

^This. Then I would proceed to:
DmonHiro said:
Kill most politicians in my country.

"Are you... the next monarch? Or... merely a pawn of fate?"
Aug 8, 2014 7:11 AM

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If I found it? Hmm.. That's interesting topic..
So, what is your name again, OP??
"Burn the heretics"
Aug 8, 2014 7:25 AM

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I would use it to kill all my ex-lovers and their girlfriends.
"Lelouch, do you know why snow is white? Snow is white, because it's forgotten what color it's supposed to be."
Aug 8, 2014 11:25 AM

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I would use it to kill all my ex-lovers and their girlfriends.

lol ok Black Widow
Aug 8, 2014 11:47 AM
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Bury it or throw it in a volcano.
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