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Jul 5, 2014 8:53 PM

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Regardless of their gender or any other qualities it would be a bad and unpleasant situation, particularly if that person was close in any way. I don't want people making things awkward between us.
Jul 6, 2014 5:35 AM

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I'd ask them to fvck off


and may the Gods forgive them...
please sell me the condom, mister
I would like to fuck my sister!
condoms really worth to keep
I will fuck her very deep!
could you be my condom keeper?
so I could try to fuck her deeper!

please think I m stupid but please dont think I m a troll.
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Jul 6, 2014 10:49 AM

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Out of curiosity to see what would happen I told my friend and she said "I figured as much".
Jul 6, 2014 4:04 PM

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Its a compliment in my mind...yeeeees touch it more >:)
Jul 6, 2014 4:35 PM

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I wouldn't really care, regardless of who did it. In fact, I know a gay friend of mine who fapped to me. I take that as a compliment!
Jul 6, 2014 4:42 PM
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Yondy375 said:
Jizz in my Pants! Now we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3.


That's all it takes, huh?
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Jul 6, 2014 6:01 PM

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idk let's try it
Jul 6, 2014 6:08 PM

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if its a girl: Ok wanna fuck?

If its a guy: Ok wanna fuck?

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jul 6, 2014 6:20 PM
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Okazaki93 said:
Lastly, feel free to express any masturbation confessions you have, if you feel so inclined, just for fun. I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net


Made me laugh like a retarded seal.

But yeah, if it's a hot chick who I would otherwise do, I'd take the opportunity and quench her thirst. If you know what I mean.

Or so I wish.
Jul 6, 2014 7:09 PM

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don't be like that guys, age is just a number
Jul 6, 2014 7:10 PM
Jul 6, 2014 7:16 PM

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its all just a social construct

dont let that get in the way of lust
Jul 6, 2014 7:20 PM

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oh? why should i stop? afraid you cant resist the temptation?
Jul 6, 2014 7:27 PM

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you break my heart
Jul 6, 2014 7:58 PM

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someone already broke me in though, dw
Jul 7, 2014 6:21 AM
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OP is aspie as fuck.
Jul 7, 2014 9:11 AM

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Hulmy said:
Yondy375 said:
Jizz in my Pants! Now we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3.


That's all it takes, huh?


Actually, all it takes is your forum ava

seriously dat is hot, please do share high-res version.
S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D
Jul 7, 2014 9:27 AM

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I think I'd be too emotionless to react to that.
Jul 7, 2014 12:36 PM
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iNaruX said:
Hulmy said:


That's all it takes, huh?


Actually, all it takes is your forum ava

seriously dat is hot, please do share high-res version.


I second this request. I've already asked him for her name. Unfortunately she's a random. :'(
Jul 9, 2014 10:27 AM

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Awkward. quietly proud
Jul 10, 2014 1:21 AM

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Well, to tell you the truth




Jul 10, 2014 4:23 AM

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It depends on who says that.
Jul 10, 2014 4:47 AM
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iNaruX said:
Hulmy said:


That's all it takes, huh?


Actually, all it takes is your forum ava

seriously dat is hot, please do share high-res version.


I changed it back to this once I read that

Here.
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Jul 10, 2014 4:59 AM

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If it was a cute girl, then it would be a dream coming true. If it was a boy, then I most probably would cry in my room for the rest of the day and curse my fate.
Jul 11, 2014 4:38 AM

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Novelaer said:
If it was a cute girl, then it would be a dream coming true. If it was a boy, then I most probably would cry in my room for the rest of the day and curse my fate.


Talk about simple minded, huh?
Jul 11, 2014 4:40 AM

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I'd be flattered... Regardless of what gender they may be...
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Jul 11, 2014 4:41 AM
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Depends on the context.
Jul 11, 2014 4:54 AM

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Amadyeus said:
Depends on the context.


How about the context of.

he/she imagine drugging you, then tie you up to a bed and do things to you?
Such as inserti...

I'll stop.
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Jul 11, 2014 4:56 AM
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AirStyles said:
Amadyeus said:
Depends on the context.


How about the context of.

he/she imagine drugging you, then tie you up to a bed and do things to you?
Such as inserti...

I'll stop.
I would be alright with it, except the final part
Jul 11, 2014 4:59 AM

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~ça vax~

Jul 11, 2014 5:21 AM

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Hot girl: rush over to suck on nipples

Regular girl: assume she's trolling me, say "that's nice"

Guy: punch in the face
Jul 11, 2014 5:41 AM

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Altairius said:
Hot girl: rush over to suck on nipples

Regular girl: assume she's trolling me, say "that's nice"

Guy: punch in the face


what about the trap and futa options brah
Jul 11, 2014 5:43 AM

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Altairius said:

Guy: punch in the face


WHY?!
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Jul 11, 2014 5:44 AM
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Cyaegha said:
Altairius said:
Hot girl: rush over to suck on nipples

Regular girl: assume she's trolling me, say "that's nice"

Guy: punch in the face


what about the trap and futa options brah


Futa: Bend over, spread my arse, and let her fuck me until the sun sets.

Trap: ^
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Jul 11, 2014 5:57 AM

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Hulmy said:
Cyaegha said:


what about the trap and futa options brah


Futa: Bend over, spread my arse, and let her fuck me until the sun sets.

Trap: ^


In my case, I'd choose to be the pin rather than cushion.
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Jul 11, 2014 6:00 AM
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AirStyles said:
Hulmy said:


Futa: Bend over, spread my arse, and let her fuck me until the sun sets.

Trap: ^


In my case, I'd choose to be the pin rather than cushion.


But that's no fun!
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Jul 11, 2014 6:01 AM

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Hulmy said:
AirStyles said:


In my case, I'd choose to be the pin rather than cushion.


But that's no fun!


That's where I draw the line.
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Jul 11, 2014 6:07 AM

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has anybody noticed that futas always have bigger dicks than guys

they're packing heat, and it's way more than seven inches
Jul 11, 2014 6:09 AM
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Cyaegha said:
has anybody noticed that futas always have bigger dicks than guys

they're packing heat, and it's way more than seven inches


Ah, but that's the beauty of it!
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Jul 11, 2014 6:31 AM

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If the chick is hot, I'd be like "That's right baby, I'm irresistible" and rub it in.

But I'd also be feeling weird and stuff
Jul 11, 2014 6:58 AM

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Hot girl: flirt, because she could bullshit me about masturbation thing but even if it's bulshit she could had purpose in it

Regular girl: same as with hot girl

Ugly girl: indifferent

All guys: indifferent
Jul 11, 2014 8:59 AM
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If it was a chick i knew that was good looking and HAVEN'T banged yet "Well stop using your hands babe come over and use my big cock instead ;) "

If i already been there " send some pics babe ;)"

If a complete random - "Well... good for you."

If a dude - "Lol your jk right?"

Jul 11, 2014 9:06 AM

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Hulmy said:


Futa: Bend over, spread my arse, and let her fuck me until the sun sets.

Trap: ^


Hulmy said:
Cyaegha said:
has anybody noticed that futas always have bigger dicks than guys

they're packing heat, and it's way way more than seven inches


Ah, but that's the beauty of it!


hulms, brah, there's no way you're enjoying a perforated colon
peritonitis ain't a child's plaything
Jul 11, 2014 4:07 PM
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Cyaegha said:
Hulmy said:


Futa: Bend over, spread my arse, and let her fuck me until the sun sets.

Trap: ^


Hulmy said:


Ah, but that's the beauty of it!


hulms, brah, there's no way you're enjoying a perforated colon
peritonitis ain't a child's plaything


I'm enjoying it a whole lot, she can go balls deep if she wanted to, I don't mind.

Futas need love too.
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Jul 11, 2014 4:16 PM
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chick: i'll return the favor

dude: whatever floats your boat, bro
Jul 11, 2014 4:45 PM

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Hulmy said:
Cyaegha said:




hulms, brah, there's no way you're enjoying a perforated colon
peritonitis ain't a child's plaything


I'm enjoying it a whole lot, she can go balls deep if she wanted to, I don't mind.

Futas need love too.
You're goddamn right.
Jul 11, 2014 9:50 PM

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Hulmy said:
Cyaegha said:




hulms, brah, there's no way you're enjoying a perforated colon
peritonitis ain't a child's plaything


I'm enjoying it a whole lot, she can go balls deep if she wanted to, I don't mind.

Futas need love too.


i once saw a futa with three dicks, but only two balls

don't that need six balls to function? serious discussion only plz
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